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water lulz in the waves
Lulled to sleep by sine waves?
Math? Marius, quit your cosine!
Marius makes math references with great frequency.
This sign of the times multiplies my sorrows.
Sometimes; I can’t seem to open my mouth without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
^^ exponents of sighin’
With quantitative results.
mind blown is equal to x,
x equals one
That was integral to the discussion.
Laugh first lol then call 911.
Nice combo breaking!
Oh you’re supposed to lol, i always rofl when i see people drowning.
Lol to the maths chain, although it is lame
It just doesn’t add up.
Sum-how this seems wrong.
It crosses over some social dividing lines.
Don’t go off on another one of your tangents.
I can’t be held responsible for the actions of my multiple personalities.
We are an odd lot.
How are you able to function like that?
it all sounds calculated to me
With Marius, you can’t be sure, I’ll axiom.
Marius, is it calculated?
It is an equatable arrangement.
*Sigh*
Some things remain refreshingly constant.
Don’t worry, I have not been refreshing with complete accuracy either.
I sphere that the tangents will actually be getting worse.
How did you derive that conclusion?
However he did, it’s factorial.
Which is only a fraction of what we could do.
You know it’s Sin and Cos right where is E coming from?
Sin and Cos are abbreviations for Sine and Cosine. apparently learning math came Secant to doodling
An exponentially better response.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Actually that’s be cosine… See how it starts at the top?
Math humor. Yea! That’s…awesome. It’s always important to try to appear smart on video blog websites…especially when no one knows who you really are.
I’m just butting in on your titillating conversations which has a plethoric of large words, that make the less educated running for the webster, which in most cases they probably don’t have but I guess to hang yous guys they will need
I always LOL first, then call 911 second.
Safety third … or is the safety off today?
Hey, I’m the only one qualified to. . .
BANG!
Oops. :sorry:
I dropped the hammer.
*Watches Critter speed off into the distance*
Speed freak!
Well, I do have my own racing stripes.
Careful, those overpasses will jump out at ‘ya.
It’s okay, Avis, I taught my boat to roll over. . .
A barrel roll is always the best option.
I am a fish
i lol’d
You’ll just do whatever the Man tells you to, WON’T YOU?!
well, thats a win in my book.
*reads sign*
*calls 101911*
“101″? What the hell are you smoking? That is supposed to be a person.
A clown?
brilliant!
lol
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Poor stickman dies yet again
Stickman is always getting hurt, or killed. Poor thing.
Masochism at it’s most creative.
*slips into WIK’s post*
*waves wand over ” ‘ “*
*disappears in a cloud of smoke*
*Coughs*
*Waves*
*refills coffee cup*
*posts NO SMOKING sign*
Stickman dies but he keeps coming back. Doesn’t that remind you of anything?
Oh, that’s right, Easter IS this Sunday, isn’t it!?
My friend just had a conversation with her nearly 5 year old, they had been teaching her about the ressurection at school, my friend is not Christian, she asked her daughter what she thought of it…..and I quote….”So Jesus is either a Zombie, a Vampire or a Mummy….I like Zombies best Mum”
Hmmmm, I am hoping she doesn’t get told off.
If I had said anything remotely like that in my youth, I would never have made out of my youth.
Me either!
*cringes*
Of course, if I said anything like the stuff I usually say here then, I’d have never made to adulthood either.
Way back when, I taught religion to young kids. I was dismissed because I refused to follow their curriculum of terror.
Religious studies does tend to imply a broader spectrum than is available doesn’t it!
It is an amazing field of study, K@, fraught with the pitfalls of editorial interpretation.
Aww, give her a zombie hug for me.
Hmmm I had better not mention you…..she may want to join the horde…and her Mother would KILL me!
And then a good bath.
Well, this girl is crazy.
Mummies are the coolest, and so underrated.
You nailed that one.
Hey, that pun crossed the line…
Don’t burden us with your hang ups.
♫♪ I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don’t know where it goes
But it’s home to me and I walk alone♫♪
^
Oh my gosh Dr. Who is a stick figure?
Funny, everyone’s posting about Jesus and my first thought was Voldemort.
Stickman — and Buster from Mythbusters.
And Mr. Bill…clickie!
Exactly. Call the person, to make sure they want you to call 911. Then you lol.
Its because of our new short language that we see lol. Three or more years ago this was not in our minds and then we did see arms in the air. Its a sign of the times. Thats why its a giggle it trick us for a sec
Three years ago? Where have you been?
“lol” has been used, en masse, on the web for well over a decade.
Second!!!222
FIRST!!!
LOL!
Bacon!
No, it’s a person drowning in bacon.
How can one drown in bacon?
Perhaps it’s in lube form?
Or Bacon Formula.
Drowning in bacon lube….definite sign of a great party.
Baconaise
They’re standing behind the bacon,
and appropriately excited about it.
So am I supposed to call 911 when I laugh about bacon?
I’m so confused!
*snork(le)*
*flippers*
All of you have it wrong! If you see someone drowning, you are supposed to LOL, then eat bacon. If you run out of bacon, call 911!
Classic! One of the first “original” and funny Fails I have seen on this site in a very long time.
Define “original”, please. In 50 words or less. Use examples to support your argument. Please use black ink only.
And submit it in triplicate. Notarized.
You may use a calculator if you wish, but please show all your working for full marks.
And remember to put each copy in a plastic folder.
Ooops.
I think we’re all screwed if this is the case.
Don’t forget to site your references!!!
That would make this a website.
If you see someone drowning… lol!
I always do.
photo shopped
oh c’mon, don’t be “that guy”
*rimshot*
10th!!
I lOl’d
I waved.
I ate the bacon.
We’re out of bacon???
*calls 911*
Oh no! Did he pork??
*Poice arrive*
*Smells Bacon*
Photoshopped! Amirite?
It’s actually spelled “Amatite,” but I will give you points for trying.
And actually, that looks like water, not Amatite.
*Takes points away*
*Flees*
*Collars*
Are you sure she didn’t mean amitate?
*Counterpoint*
I usually except words of such obscurity from my vocabulary.
Are you implying I have a dark side?
I’m demonlying.
*Applies some extreme unction*
*Sears*
Ow! that’s hot!
It’s where America shops!
You expect us to believe you have a NOT dark side?!
*Squeeze*
Oooohhhh! Cookies!!
*squeeze*
*relieves Marius of his possession*
You’re taking his cookies!?!?!?
My cache has been purified!
Neither God nor man’s got nothin’ on me now. C’mon in folks, the water is fine.
Leila and LGB must be wonder where their brother art.
No kidding, where are they?
*shoves an “ing” in that comment*
Edit button please?
^’Tis my Constant Sorrow
Maybe they done R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
POMADE PROMENADE?
There is the Dark side.
*puts out a tray of dark chocolate walnut cookies*
And there is the Light side.
*puts out a tray of white chocolate macadamia nut cookies*
And they both have nuts in them.
Awwww nuts.
*huffs*
*Puffs*
*stuffs*
*Calls H. R.*
that’s Wild, Jack
*dodges artfully*
I think that was the first time Freddie got fingered.
Someone in bed that is very happy?
If he’s drowning and you know it LOL…
If you’re happy and you know it…
… drown?
…swim in bacon?
…eat bacon and eggs?
… say a swear?
…giggle insanely?
That’s pretty good. Also a pretty good chance it’s ‘shopped, but still.
I drowned!
That sign obviously reads “If you see someone drowning – lol”
very macabre
Macabre would be: “If you see someone drown – rattle your chains”
*CLANG
Meat in a watery sauce, does it have to be heated to be called a stew?
Blaaaargh!
*tries to look as innocent as possible for the walking undead*
What?
Just warming up the stew.
It’s a wonder none of us have wasted away here, thanks to the Failblog Diet.
Maybe we should consider marketing the FB diet….could be quite a money-maker!
Phew! I’ve been following the instructions of the signs all these years! I was afraid the cops would come and own me
lol
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*wonders if she should get some bacon to take on her picnic*
I’m going on a picnic and I’m bringing; apples, bacon and carrots.
have someone noticed teh new site design?
Nope.
THEY CHANGED THE SPELLING RULES AS WELL ???
were there any?
Have you noticed how well the new Recent Comments section matches my complexion?
This is old…
Old person drowning…that won’t make the cremation any easier.
Cremation would speed up the drying process though.
The bacon grease would start a big fire!
Isn’t that sort of the point with cremation?
Yes, but the point is also to keep the fire contained. We’ll need a lot of Soda to put that fire out…
I thought the ovens contained the fire…
*is totally creeped out by the whole “ovens” concept, as it applies to cremation*
*agrees*
*buries self 24′ below this thread for protection*
lol and then call police.
…because it’s forbidden to swim over there.
Just making sure you have your priorities straight.
Surely you mean “poice”. Elementary mistake.
thats totally a win
Who wouldn’t enjoy drowning in baconlube?
zen master says when u see someone drowning LOL. so I did. I LOL’d so hard, then the shark ate him. I LOL’d even more.
ITS A FREAKING WIN LOL
OK, I lol’d above a bacon
It looks quite similar to the ICI logo.
I’d Say ‘Win’ But If It’s A ‘Fail’… Alright Then
“I’m glad you’re here, officer, i saw someone drowning!”
“What?! Where are they now?”
“oh, i imagine they are dead now”
“What?!why the hell didn’t you do anything!?”
*points to the sign*
OT: Was I the only one thinking here when I went to the blog today, “Good lord, what in all that is holy have they done to the design?”
It happened last night. I kinda like it. It’s hard to see DW in the recent comment box though.
Back in the day years ago when the girls in the office were still drinking coffee, they would make the darkest coffee you’ve ever seen. It would absorb light, you could stand metal spoons up in it, plastic spoons dissolved in it and even Darth Vader thought it was too dark. Sometimes one of the guys would make coffee, but they wouldn’t make it nearly as strong, so a running joke was started around here – “girly coffee” was strong enough to make you grow hair in your nether regions and “manly coffee” was glorified tea.
More recently one of the guys here started making it even weaker, so I coined the term “infantile coffee”. This could be bottle fed to infants before bedtime without concern.
This morning I showed up and poured a cup of hot water. Blasted stuff was barely even brown, I’ve seen green teas with more color. I don’t know what to call it, except garbage. I threw it down the drain (which seemed to grimace at me) and made a nice “girly” pot.
Now it’s time to drown in it. Please feel free to LOL all you want.
*pours a collection of tubs full of light absorbing, black, ebil “girly” coffee*
*gestures invitingly*
*
safety**falls face first into one tub*
*lays there, not moving*
I feel for you ZA. One of the many things my wife does for me is grinding fresh coffee every morning and making a pot of “mud”. She knows I come from a long line of mudders.
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That’s a lot better
Yup, that’s no competition.
xD <= lol
I’m sure this sign was made before the “LOL” and texting craze. Meant to represent a person drowning as in stick figure, still funny though
You can’t tell me this wasn’t supposed to look funny.
Can you explain it to me, then? Why is this funny or a fail?
The pictogram of a drowning person is made up from the letters *lol*, so the sign reads “If you see someone drowning, lough out loud, call 911″.
photoshop
It looks like “lol” to me. Does that mean start laughing out loud when someone is drowning?
*hands award to tetzin*
It’s actually a warning for the Baconator. When released into the wild, they grow to huge sizes and attack swimmers, causing them to become fat and sink. The beach officials don’t want to cause a panic.
so they want us to call 911 if we see someone happy about bacon?
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lol < YES . ^ \ / ^ < *oink*, ARREST .
~~ . BACON!! . ` @ ' . THAT MAN!! .
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nooo auto space removeal >:<
Oh noes! The pig exploded!
into yummy bacon >]]]
lol < SWEET !!!!!
~~ . BACON!!
^ \ / ^ < *oink*, ARREST THAT MAN!!
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fixed?
lol
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Hm, why is unicode 2248 replaced with = in this forum?
Definitely one of the best on failblog
Am I the only one that notices that the stickpeson is made up of the letters l, o, and l?
I think so, yeah.
shoopd
thats a cosing wave noobs
lol over bacon
EXACTLEY!!!
no this should be a drowning sign WIN!
Caution: Low flying TIE Fighters.
If you see someone drowning, call 911 and we’ll be there within the next 2 hrs to pick up the body…
for the love of god stop lol and help!!!
lol
They mean to get the laughing out before you call 911 so the dispatcher won’t think you’re trying to prank them.
They invented a new emoticon!
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Fail? I call that epic win! That had me ROFLing literally.
If you see someone drowning, lol.
If you catch fire, rofl.
Basic safety training.
What’s the use,they all laugh at you when you drown there!
Also,translation: If you see someone drowning,Laugh Out Loud Bacon,Call 911.
LOL, receive bacon, call 911.
Im actually thinking of a drowning stickman whenever i write lol now.
No! It’s a TIE fighter!
What has happened to society these days?
Instead of immediatly screaming, running about like an idiot, panicking, all simultaneously, we laugh, then ring 999/911 as the poor stickman drowns to another horrificly hilarious death.
Damn, we are harsh these days.
The coastguard will send their Roflcopters to the rescue.
thats hilarious, must be out in the country where there are no internetz.
Um, the US is the only country that has 11 afaik..
*911
That is a really funny one hahahaha
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Damnit, help me plz
Always do what the signs tell you to.
you know what to do
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lol
bacon
if your see it laugh
every single math punster; know this. you are made of win. you are each awarded one nontransferable copy of the internets. use it wisely.
If you see someone drowning…
laugh at them!
It looks like a face… O-O
Well he is a funny guy , isn’t he?
Its lolbacon
lol lol lol
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I do… all the time
I think this should be a win! It looks like hes drowning in bacon
omg i does!!!!
WIN!!!
That’s a good photo-shopped picture.
~lol~
— Helpz! I iz drown’in! –
which is the fail? the “lol” drowning person or the fact that calling 911 wont help a drowning person whatsoever
And if they are still drowning lol and lol again.
lol bacon
its not an lol its a picture of a guy drowning
I had no idea
I do that everytime I go to the pool…lol
fail? no good sir that is a win!
Oh sh*t my evil aunts drownning….
“hahahahaha hahahahaha lol”
(gets phone)
9…1…….on…….ah forget her
“hahahahaha hahahahaha lol”
wow, that’s even a double fail ^^ “help! help!” “Wait, I’m calling! *lol* “
I’d say thats a win not a fail!
A failed attempt to draw a head and arms.
You Call It A Fail I Call It A WIN!!
To prove the failure even more, I someone is drowning, you are supposed to help first, not call. (I just had this in health class and I have an IQ of 134.)
Wrong, actually. The way I’ve been told, is that saving a drowning person IF YOU ARE INCOMPETENT (assume you are, unless you’re a really strong swimmer) is a BAD idea. You’ll end up with lol lol!
I showed it to my wife, and all she saw was the head and arms of somebody drowning. I, on the other hand, first saw the “lol” and didn’t recognize for several seconds that the intention was to show a head and arms.
Oh wow… i can’t stop laughing… this stupid site makes my day so much happier…. i first saw the lol too
If you see someone drown, just stretch out easily in bed.
Ahh, screams of drowning human. The sweetest of lullabies.
everyone stfu/ its lolbacon
I don’t get it. Where’s the fail?
I think it’s just a reminder to call for backup before you swim out there to help and we now have two people drowning.
I always wanna laugh out loud when i see someone drowning…
“If you see someone drowning… LOL’ing is similar to calling 911″… so, your choice
It looks like he’s drowning in bacon.. =/
No way… is that lol supposed to be a drawing of a guy drowning? =))
WARNING! Do not type lol while swimming in bacon.
Advertencia! no lol tipo mientras que la natación en tocino.
Laugh out Loud than get bacon, and call 911
THAT should be WIN. You should lol before calling 911
I’d probably do it – I’d laugh at the person and call 911.
I think Win
You know….. I think they did that on purpose.
My 12 inch black dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT SIGN
Apparently my last comment about the fail random button got moderated or something.
4th time I’ve seen this in less than an hour…
yeah right… call 911 so they can come to pick up the body later.. and… the drowning man in the sign looks like he’s trying to make u “laugh out loud”…