Some cash may change hands. Do not be alarmed at the sound of cash register bell. All items composed of solid matter. Free breathable oxygen for every customer while in-store. Store is staffed entirely by human beings. Store opens when doors open. Store shelving is not for sale. Some walking may be required. May contain nuts.
That same logo is proudly hand-painted on the side of Walker Tire Company here in Austin TX. My first week in Austin I saw it while riding the bus to work and laughed out loud. It’s always fun to laugh to yourself at some inside joke while in public. Here’s the Google street view: http://tinyurl.com/yj88hr7
I used to work there, that sign has been the same for well over 20 years!
It’s at the corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Sahara Ave, just across from the old Holy Cow Brewery and the Sahara Hotel and Casino. Happy memories from back in the day
Oh, bad memories – I was stationed out there and got married at a little wedding chapel that would be out of frame to the left of this place. Oh, God – what happens in Vegas followed me home to Tennessee.
soo, if they dont have it.. its not instock.
Ok got it !
Naughty S… Pa…
strip party?
naughty spa???
The signs say, “LAS VEGAS STRIPPERS”, and “BONANZA’S HUGE NAIGHTY STRIP PARTY”. huh.
Unless it’s not in stock.
Naughty what?
every time i drive by that sign, i think the same thing!
I’ve been there!!!
This would be the place it seems: http://www.flickriver.com/photos/nickleonard/4283033927/
I love that place! They always have the stuff that’s there.
The store manager has a Master’s degree in Obvious…
Well, I should hope so…
And wherever you go, there you are!
It should be noted that this only applies to products that are shaped like themselves.
Alas, they’ve changed the sign when Google swept the place.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=vegas+boulevard+2400,+las+vegas&sll=45.089036,-109.775391&sspn=59.476208,79.101563&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=2400+Las+Vegas+Blvd+S,+Las+Vegas,+Clark,+Nevada+89104&ll=36.143723,-115.157565&spn=0.008361,0.009656&z=17&layer=c&cbll=36.143723,-115.157426&panoid=j5R-zjJVGjsmLGUi-_g1sQ&cbp=12,335.56,,1,-4.8
Thank you for shopping Tautology-Mart.
All discounted items reduced.
Open around the clock unless we’re closed.
Vegas resident here. The sign is legit.
They actually run some pretty funny stuff on that sign every so often.
This made me facepalm. Honestly.
Some cash may change hands. Do not be alarmed at the sound of cash register bell. All items composed of solid matter. Free breathable oxygen for every customer while in-store. Store is staffed entirely by human beings. Store opens when doors open. Store shelving is not for sale. Some walking may be required. May contain nuts.
I love it!
Perhaps they meant if it’s in stockINGS they have it? It’s in Las Vegas apprently.
They change the sign about once a month or so and it’s ALWAYS something funny.
That same logo is proudly hand-painted on the side of Walker Tire Company here in Austin TX. My first week in Austin I saw it while riding the bus to work and laughed out loud. It’s always fun to laugh to yourself at some inside joke while in public. Here’s the Google street view: http://tinyurl.com/yj88hr7
Lol, Ive driven past that store many times. Next time we go by Ill see if it still says that. xD
Bonanza’s .ug. hmmmmm odly placed letters…….JUGS?????
I used to work there, that sign has been the same for well over 20 years!
It’s at the corner of Las Vegas Blvd and Sahara Ave, just across from the old Holy Cow Brewery and the Sahara Hotel and Casino. Happy memories from back in the day
I’ve been here! It’s right outside the Stratosphere.
Oh, bad memories – I was stationed out there and got married at a little wedding chapel that would be out of frame to the left of this place. Oh, God – what happens in Vegas followed me home to Tennessee.
HA! This gift shop is literally 5 minutes away from me, they claim to be the biggest in the country.
I’ve actually been there!
I bought one of those pens with the beautiful woman, and when you flip it upside down, her clothes disappear