I say WIN because it’s probably a million times healthier than all the soy crap that mothers poison their babies with. Still no substitute for breastfeeding though.
Four servings of Bacon in every scoop? Isn’t a scoop like 2 ounces? An eight ounce bottle holds a pound of bacon! Must be for that lady that fantasizes about getting to 1,000 pounds, or parents that want to give their kids a head start on that lady.
Clearly none of you read the product description, “…the results were absolutely impressive. By the age of 4 months, our test subject started to exhibit some amazing abilities including walking and talking.”
This product is the only thing that I will feed my 5month old baby girl from now on!
Oh, please!!! You folks condemning this product should get off your high horse and get real!! Why not condemn all the parents that send their children to bed with juice in their bottles – that will rot their teeth out! I would think this might be used a once a day or so, just to mix up their taste buds. Have any of you smelled or tasted baby formula lately?? It’s NASTY!! Give THIS stuff to a child that doesn’t want to eat, and I bet they change their minds!
Actually their regular products are very good, in addition to being a godsend for our troops in the desert that can’t have any pork products! If you look at the company website, This is very popular with our military members. Please check out their website – maybe you can buy some Bacon Lip Balm! http://www.jdfoods.net
Robin, You are totally right. There are a lot of idiot parents who fail to understand basic common sense. Baby formula is pretty nasty. I had a friend who’s son would hold out til she put a little prune juice in his formula. I’m sure there’s a lot of great bacon products. I am so buying bacon popcorn!!!!
Ten Pounds Of Bacon is the name, making fun of people on failblog to help my self-esteem is my game, all I have to say is that I’m bringing home the bacon! Now, where can I buy that?
Pigs will eat absoutely anything you put in front of them when they’re hungry. Including their relatives. They aren’t technically cannibals but they aren’t fussy eaters either!
Except for a few medical necessities baby formula is ALWAYS fail. If your kid doesn’t like the taste of formula, it’s because you’re supposed to be feeding them REAL BREAST MILK.
Definitely a fail!
oh and FIRST GERMAN IS FIRST!
Hi Hank !
Moody? Yep, you’re right!
what do you mean my new born has high cholesterol?
Um…did anyone notice the giant erection that the baby pig has?…..Fail
Ummm… Thats called a SAFETY PIN, they hold cloth diapers in place
this is an april fools day fail right?
Bacon flavored anything is never a fail.
Not Bacon Lube >.<
I whole-heartedly agree. With bacon, you can never go wrong. Plus, look at the cute li’l piggy!
I can agree, and yes, that little piggy is downright adorable LOL
Oh bloody hell, who put this furry avatar on my account?
His safety pin looks more like an iron boner… that’s weird… -.-
Give ‘Mek’ the best comment award –
cause that is the best part of the whole picture ….
… the bacon thing …. just tooo obvious
Picture fail- a pig eating bacon???
Cannibal win!
Cannibalism fail.
irony win
thats macon from “bacon with macon”
That is cannabalism! And the poor baby pig has no idea what it has got itself into… to grow nice and strong and become food for more baby pigs?!
Bacon Win. Parenting Fail.
HAHA Totally agree!!!
I second that motion.
Bacon for pedophiles
What a cheezburgahr is for lolcats, is babybacon for pedobear!
I thought it said baby flavoured bacon at first. Now I’m just disappointed
I say WIN because it’s probably a million times healthier than all the soy crap that mothers poison their babies with. Still no substitute for breastfeeding though.
Yeah, agreed. Soy should be used as soy, and not as everything!
and there is no such thing as Soy Milk! It is just Soy Juice. That would be like calling bacon grease “Bacon Milk”… mmmm… Bacon Milk!
But it will no doubt lead to child obsesity, if children grow up craving bacon from pretty much day one.
Four servings of Bacon in every scoop? Isn’t a scoop like 2 ounces? An eight ounce bottle holds a pound of bacon! Must be for that lady that fantasizes about getting to 1,000 pounds, or parents that want to give their kids a head start on that lady.
According to the manufacturer (if this isn’t a giant April Fools Day trick), everything should taste like bacon: http://store.baconsalt.com/
Everything SHOULD taste like Bacon! Even Envelopes! http://www.mmmvelopes.com
While the milk might be a joke, the site is not. It has been around for ages – my friend has eaten bacon salt too
I love the smell of bacon in the morning. WIN
Poll WIN. I hope this is going to be a regular feature.
WIN
Definte win!!!!!!!!!!!1!
It’s got bacony goodness!!!
DAmn…now I wants bacon!
=-/
April Fails day.
a) It’s obviously an April Fool’s gag.
b) It’s the same people who make Bacon Salt and Baconnaise.
c) Bacon Salt is the greatest invention of all time.
BACON ALWAYS WINS
How is anything about bacon a fail???
Definitely a FAIL!!
Clearly none of you read the product description, “…the results were absolutely impressive. By the age of 4 months, our test subject started to exhibit some amazing abilities including walking and talking.”
This product is the only thing that I will feed my 5month old baby girl from now on!
Oh, please!!! You folks condemning this product should get off your high horse and get real!! Why not condemn all the parents that send their children to bed with juice in their bottles – that will rot their teeth out! I would think this might be used a once a day or so, just to mix up their taste buds. Have any of you smelled or tasted baby formula lately?? It’s NASTY!! Give THIS stuff to a child that doesn’t want to eat, and I bet they change their minds!
Actually their regular products are very good, in addition to being a godsend for our troops in the desert that can’t have any pork products! If you look at the company website, This is very popular with our military members. Please check out their website – maybe you can buy some Bacon Lip Balm! http://www.jdfoods.net
Calm down homeskillet. Unless your post is also an April Fool’s joke.
Bacon Popcorn!?!?! I’m sold.
Robin, You are totally right. There are a lot of idiot parents who fail to understand basic common sense. Baby formula is pretty nasty. I had a friend who’s son would hold out til she put a little prune juice in his formula. I’m sure there’s a lot of great bacon products. I am so buying bacon popcorn!!!!
This is an APRIL FOOLS JOKE. It is NOT a fail because so many fell for it.
Nothing having to do with bacon is a fail.
Instant baby? Ewww. Not for me. I prefer old fashioned, home-cooked baby.
That’s not how you introduce your children to the wonders of bacon…
This is.
Fail.
I’m bacon!
Has Scalzi seen this? – you know, the guy who taped bacon to his cat?
“America – what a country! I was in store the other day, I saw powdered milk. Just add water, you get milk. Then I saw baby powder…” – Yakov Smirnoff
Hey it says Instant Baby Formula. Carnivore WIN. If you are going to eat instant babies, may as well have them Bacon Flavored…
Can get to the kids early enough to start them on the tasty road to obesity -
all I can say is the poll needs an ‘eww’ option. I love bacon, but cannot bring myself to try baconnaise or anything like it
LOLOLOLOLOL THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST PLACE ON LINE TODAY.
I WILL REFER THIS SITE TO A LOT OF FBFANS
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTY FOR LAUGHS
WIN WIN WIN WIN, where are the eggs thought ?
Ten Pounds Of Bacon is the name, making fun of people on failblog to help my self-esteem is my game, all I have to say is that I’m bringing home the bacon! Now, where can I buy that?
fail for sure
OH SHI-
The fail and win are both 37%! This is as the universe foretold!
Run everybody! Run!
Pigs will eat absoutely anything you put in front of them when they’re hungry. Including their relatives. They aren’t technically cannibals but they aren’t fussy eaters either!
Except for a few medical necessities baby formula is ALWAYS fail. If your kid doesn’t like the taste of formula, it’s because you’re supposed to be feeding them REAL BREAST MILK.
It’s a fail for America.
I want to buy some for all my Muslim friends and their children!
Instant baby formula? Then why the hell are people still getting pregnant if you can have instant babies?