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Turn on location services to allow sex offenders to determine your location
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JUST WHAT I NEED!
Ok, ok. No need to shout about it. You need a sex offender. We get it.
I’ll send one right over. Thanks for dialing 9-100-PEDO, and have a nice day.
I would let a sex offender determine my location
*determines loladahl10′s location*
Yay!
You have now been added to the official list of sex offenders , Steve
9-100 lol
Bad touch!
If you insist.
*pokes*
He hadn’t even turned it on yet and up you pop!
That’s because he read it as ‘Sexoff Enders!’.
I think it was like the Enders’ call to arms.
sex on… sex off…
Apparently I’m the only one who started singing “You and me baby we are nothing but mammals…”
No, so did I
Turn On Services allows sex offenders to find me?
My thought!
*wears his rapist glasses, his pedophile beard and his public masturbator trench coat*
Oh sh*t what’s pedobear doing here again
Showing you how it’s done, apparently.
So the ‘lite’ version shows only the details of the one’s closest to you. Sounds more like the ‘hardcore’ version to me.
Those are probably details I can live without.
You probably could. Good thing you’re you!
*dresses up as Granny*
*plays Goodbye Horses*
*adjusts settings*
*presses accept*
I feel offended, although not sexually.
what could they have possibly meant?
It’s a program called “SexOffenders”, I guess.
If you want to know if there are registered sex offenders nearby, it has to know where you are.
So you have to turn on “Location Services” to allow that.
Literal-atti
Only on iPhone. Thank God for Android!
God made Android?
Does this mean Steve Jobs is lucifer?
Makes sense, with the bitten-apple logo and all..
*chooses pear instead*
*Dresses as sex offender*
*locates Redspacecat’s house*
Shiny potato ?
Hold that thought, need to answer the door first.
If it’s a policeman, “don’t open it”.
Even for a policeman, “he had a pretty large stick”.
Ask to see his “badge” before you let him “in”.
Looking through the “spyhole”, I didn’t think letting him “come in” would be the best of ideas.
Only on the iPhone? It’s an app to show you if there are registered sex offenders near by you, retard!
It’s in quotes, nothing to worry about!
Quotation marks are for emphasis.
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Good thing I don’t have an iPhone; It would be five minutes too late to find this “quotation” thing out.
Incidentally, I think you’ll find that ‘Sex Offenders’ is an iPhone application designed to pinpoint the locations of registered sex offenders on the streetmap. Just in case someone wants to, y’know, organise a good old-fashioned lynching or something. (irony)
There is probably simply a person in the user’s contacts who has the alias “SexOffenders”…not really a fail, just some cheap joke.
Now who would use such a preposterous alias?
YOUR MOM
I don’t think ANIMAL DRILLER mum is a sex offender, I think she’s more of a cougar, or hyena.
Now in your case Lightfox…………
“SexOffenders” is the name of the app. The iPhone has the ability to pinpoint your current location, and the app developers can use this functionality but have to request permission from the user. Any app you get that uses current location will pop up with this message.
Can’t we just enjoy the joke???
No, I think it’s for finding registered sex offenders in your area due to the small script at the bottom. “This lite version shows details only for the closest offenders. Touch here to buy the full version and see all available data.” Unfortunately I think the programmers didn’t think about the wording when making the program, or else they did it on purpose
I see…The things made possible through technology today! For best or worse.
I’m waiting for the BlackMarketBabySale app to come out
I bet you’re still using the iPad then.
Rather iPads, just one would be insanitary.
I thought they where machine washable, dishwasher safe and microwaveable?!
Works for some.
Oh, btw I clicked your clicky yesterday. Thanks for that *cough*.
Anyway so, after I brokedown my laptop, soaked the graphics card in bleach, checked the firewalls, ran about three scans…hahaha
Was it worth it?
No damage…but get ready with ctrl alt del…and not from work…and not in the presence of other humans.
Oh, and close Outlook, Windows Mail, and MSN first.
I didn’t need a re-boot, but I wanted to wash afterwards.
Also, get ready with the wireless switch on the front of the laptop. You’re gonna need to turn that off when the emailing starts.
So it would be best to watch at a friends house then?
And when you’re at it, check if this friend has some…interesting pics of his GF on the HD. …which is something I would never do of course.
He will have to go to the loo eventually..
I’ll bear that in mind. But again…was it all worth it?
damn name fail
Hahaha!
BTW – for me it’s blocked. I don’t think I’ll complain about that fact. But I’ll call quadruple p a troll from now on.
I gotta say, you’re a braver soul than I – and I’m on a Mac!
so this is what xcode iphone sdk means by uiTouch Event!
Oh my god…
Oh yes, there’s an app for that.
They always find me either way.
im posting this on a forum on kongregate
Show me on the map where he touched you.
HE TOUCHED MY GOOGLIES!!
In Soviet Russia, Sex Offenders track YOU!!!
LOL that’s great
that should deff be a win!!
http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_113_if-online-april-fools-pranks-had-balls/
Fail copy is fail.
..ignore last post. pasted the wrong link.
Strangely enough, I actually have this app.
I hate you all.
NOT SAFE! NOT SAFE!
thats funny
dont you just love the iphone
Apparently it’s want’s to love you, in a baaaad way.
sexoffneders
)..fail
If only this didn’t have “fail” written on it, then it could be worthy of a digg
Actually this reminds me of Dane Cook’s preformance. He had this theme about watchdog.org or something and like “if you go on this site a sex offender in your building going to open a window and yell “He knows! The guy in 2B He knows!”" XD
leave him if he is a post main or Gardner
While at work, at least. Ex-pee is my game console,
Ubuntu gets it done at home. Even still, I’m not brave enough
to access random clickies with URL’s like that.
“Say, you have a nice article.Really thank you! Really Great.”