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Doesn’t everybody?
She ruined it for me..
I’m glad I watched it til 1:05, cause that part was funny.
lol
^ How do i report that?
my other mouth surely does!
I see what you did there
I could eat that in a day!
and liquid soap.
“That’s what SHE said”.
*She is a lesbian in this context
Yeah, but does she wipe before eating
HAHAHA! Good one.
I was thinking “two girls one cup” but those chicks are way passed toiletpaper
No, doctor clearly said “no dressing”
lmfao, comment win
http://www.theonion.com/video/diet-book-author-advocates-new-no-food-diet,14234/
I thought of this immediately when I saw this. It’s awesome.
Haha wow, that was hilarious, I love the onion
Ok, so I went and watched this video….the lady hose was telling the author of the book that she looked stunning. Uh, NO!! She looked like a skeleton!! She’s like “I struggled with weight loss…” and I’m sitting here thinking “Yeah, but you look like a walking corpse!!” I just started laughing….and laughing. When I think about it, I laugh some more.
bro, are you high?
First!
fail
First fail
fail First fail
that’s what he said
LAME
FIRST!!!! bahaha
Double Fail!!!!
Double-ply fail!!!!
Triple fail!!
Triple-Layered Quilted Pattern Fail!!!!!
You sir, have won.
Free Quilted Northern for a year, young sir.
Second first fail
First
Hat-trick!
Third first fail
Triple fail
So she didn’t use the rippled brand?
i think you mean quadruple fail for the toilet paper
too filling
Convenient. Se will never have to wipe.
Convenience, she’s also super absorbent.
Conveniently, she has teeth back there.
Conveniente, that would come in handy in prison.
Yeah, btw, I’m really first, but “Your comment is awaiting moderation. “
Did you use the i-word?
(!mage)
Apparently i did…
Can’t seem to get my head around some of the posting rules here..
1. Blame Arthur.
2. Eat TP.
Um…
… *looks up and down* Whaddafu just happened?
I didn’t do it.
Lie
Yes you did, don’t deny it!
3.
Bork blogSafety.4. Divide by Zero.
5. Profit!
uh…… what on earth for?
I don’t get it… is she for real? Did the copy writer mean to write “Admits she USES 4 rolls a week” in which case why one EARTH would a person admit to that…
No need to get all scrunched up about it.
Actually there is a disorder called Pica where people crave non-nutritional things like chalk, paper, baby powder, even detergent. Didn’t know about it until a few months ago. Apparently it’s common during pregnancy. Crazy, right? This is still hilarious though.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)
You have stolen my comment. Curse you.
… its bad that I found out about Pica from watching L&O:SVU isn’t it?
Law & Order? I found out from watching House.
I had Pica when I was a kid. Kept craving things like cigarette ashes and potting soil. It turned out to be symptomatic of an iron deficiency, and Pica for that reason is more common than you’d think…
Toilet paper, though? I can’t imagine what your body might think you need from that. Fiber?
Probably.
She looks like a Charmin girl.
Yeah, but I wouldn’t like to see her Andrexed.
Why? She looks Angel Soft.
She doesn’t like to be squeezed?
I saw this show, they got the caption wrong. “Uses toilet rolls as tampax.” is the right one.
That’s what we call “welfare maxi-pads” – what you have to do when you suddenly get your period and are stuck without a chartreuse flamethrower.
Is this an error? If not — can someone who actually watches Tyra put it in context?
I’ve seen worst things from Tyra… This wouldn’t surprise me.
No, unfortunately I watched this episode and she actually eats it. They also had someone on who eats comet, the cleaner and a teacher who eats chalk dust. It was disgusting. She’s actually gone to the doctor hospital because of it, but continues to eat toilet paper.
ha, hospital, not doctor hospital.
Engrish win.
Look up “pica” on Wikipedia, it’s a disorder caused by a mineral deficiency which causes people to crave and eat various non-food items, including dirt, raw flour, paint chips, and yes, paper.
I’d say it’ll wipe her after it goes out
Right — it’s just efficient!
Eat toilet roll = Model diet
People believe it fills you up….without the calories.
*facepalm*
Guess it also releases dangerous toxins that could potentially kill a person, but some people would rather be dead than fat, or even “fat”.
Doesn’t seem to be working in her case.
Be kind to the environment … recycle TP.
*barfs in mouth a little*
*Tries very hard not to think too much about that*
*recycles TeePee*
*recycles Tepes*
*recycles Toupees*
Turtle Power
*recycles*
Would you recycle a Trimmed Package?
*Tuts*
Possibly!
That’s Totally Plausible.
*recycles Tourrette’s Guy.*
I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
First!!!!lol omg hehe
I wonder how many sheets to the wind she is?
Could that be USED toiler paper?
Sadly, yes. I heard that her septic tank system is broken.
Use, store, eat. Mmmmmm… toilet paper….
HALP!!! Something is borked down there…
Don’t worry, that only means you’re a woman now.
*snork*
My friend told his son that mommy used to be a boy, but one day she was bad so they cut off her pee pee.
My son asked me if I was broken.
WIK!!!! *DoublePlyCharminSqueeeeeeeeeeze*
Did you tell him you were still developing?
ROFL!! Well, it’s about damn time!!!!!
♪ I feel like a woman … ♪
nom nom
Used or unused?
Are those low-fat? Probably not …
You must always read the ingredients.
“wat? What? WHAAAAT?”
that was the first 3 words I had to say when I first saw this.
That probably applies to many things. Like being swedish and falling into a live volcano.
But I never thought to get that reaction on an issue about eating toilet paper.
This shall be my personal WTF-moment of the day.
YAY!
*anxiously awaits two beautiful girls, some champagne and a laurel wreath*
*wakes up*
*imagines someone sitting at home suddenly finding they are Swedish and falling into a volcano. They calmly exclaim, “What? What? WHAAAAAT?” as they fall into the lava*
That happened to me twice yesterday.
That happened to my Grandpa in ‘Nam.
Yay! Let’s make fun of a psychological disorder! Woohoo!
{Pica is a medical disorder characterized by an appetite for substances largely non-nutritive (e.g. metal (coins, etc), clay, coal, soil, feces, chalk, paper, soap, mucus, ash, gum, etc.)}
Actually thanks for clearing that up. I was trying to figure out if this was real or not, or what the hell it was about. I guess it is real?
Isn’t white TP bad for you? You should use the brown kind since it’s full of nutrients.
Use the whole grain tp.
You must masticate thoroughly.
I do… every day! Oh wait, you said masticate…
Hello? Yes, delivery please. We’d like one large Charmin Ultra, two Quilted Northerns and a small Scott, please.
Nor will he appreciate the fact that a terriers coat really gets those hard to reach spots…..
*runsawaywithaquicknessbornofshame*
*hides*
*growls at the whole lot of you*
Don’t make me start biting ankles.
It wasn’t meeeeeeeeeee!!!
*silently points at K@ and Judy*
*fleesanyway*
I guess when she poops, she doesn’t have to wipe.
That’s not how to get more fiber in your diet.
IT DISAPPEARED!!
Oh, wait… there it is.
hahahaha rolls of toiltet paper ISN’T LIGHTS!!!!!!!!!
omm nyomnyomnyom. :3
potty mouthed?
I have lost faith in all of humanity
Black people are funny on shows like this!
Usually its about bastard children and eight different guys who are supposedly the father LOL
This on the other hand is the fail that made my day!!!
Dude…kill yourself.
Hm… It makes me wonder if she has some sort of eating disorder. You know, how some people have weird phobias of things like lettuce or cotton balls. Maybe it’s something like that, but instead of being afraid of it she feels compelled to eat it.
Pica. Look it up
And what pray tell is wrong with lettuce? Hmm?
It’s just like water only crunchy
Sixty-eighth!
She could have pica??
No no you’re wrong she might have pica
Measuring the amount you eat by the amount you excrete? She must be from Bethselamin.
She better not ever get herself landed in prison, cause I heard you only get 1 roll a week
At least she’s being honest
I saw this episode- there was also a pregnant woman who eats powdered chalk (and, once, bleach,) and a girl who gives herself scabs on her scalp and then eats them.
…and we wonder why we haven’t been visited by advanced civilizations from beyond the stars yet.
….some of us do anyway, others have jobs.
Given that humans can’t digest paper, you’d think she’d be slimmer…
If she has a high protein, high fat diet normally, this form of pica might actually be her body’s way of “showing” her she needs fiber… which could explain her being overweight. Kind of like mine tried to tell me to get more iron by making potting soil look irresistibly delicious.
Mr Whipple says, “Please don’t eat the Charmin!”
By eating the TP she has just created a hands-free self-cleaning option.
She probably thinks they are marshmellows.
OK… maybe she has this Pica disorder… that would explain the TP eating. But clearly her mother suffered from “stupid”…. which would explain the name she was given.
what the why does she eat toilet paper?
well ive seen someone worse http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=48f_1177689142 6 rolls a day
Maybe she talks a lot of crap.
Typical nig-nod Obama supporter
Actually, I eat it too, but not nearly that much. I also chew on pens and pencils out of habit. It is pica, and it’s really not very funny.
“Hello, do you sell toilet paper?”
“Of course we do. What kind are you looking for?”
“Ummmm… Do you have any Smokin’ Barbecue or Zesty Ranch?”
“Nut.” {*click*}
Gross, right?
(I best not waste toilet rolls. What would a toilet be without them?)
That would explain why she’s so fat.
That’s how she rolls XD
I saw this. Not as funny as it is on FailBLOG.
would u like a side of tampons?
These comments suck!
she will eat you
Never have to wipe your bum again!
She’s on the toilet paper diet. I heard on the news you can lose a lot of weight by eating Charmin.
One roll of toilet paper a day keeps the doctor away…
I swear, that I am grateful I saw this after I ate, because I am sure that it would have spoiled my appetite.
YO SHE BE HOTTAH THEN THEM WHITE WIMMINZ
Charmin with crap on it tastes better than a bucket of fried chicken
Happily, she doesn’t eat USED toilet paper….
Kentucky Fried Charmin
Mein kampf
Y’all see dis? Tha’s why I’m goin’ for them white wimminz.
The scab-eating ones.
she’s clever
)
Such a great diet. x.x
best thing about this video:
Tyra: “When did you realize that ‘Oh my god, I have a baby inside of my stomach?’”
She’s the dumbest of them all. XD
is it so she doesnt have to wipe
That’s an example of Pica. (I actually used to eat napkins sometimes when I was a kid.)
That’s just wrong, you guys. I saw this episode of Tyra before. There was even a bunch of girls that take in talcum powder… This is just as serious an eating disorder as bulimia and anorexia. It’s not funny. Weird, yes. Funny, no.
someone should have taught her better
why?
Must be disapionting when she sits on toilet and wants to wipe off, noticing that she already ate all the toilet paper while she was sh**ting xD
this is your captain
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hai!
hai!
cheesecake