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This is awesome.
Like you would know anything about that
So you like 50 year old women?
I really wish I could unsay that.
So do we…
Too bad they ruined the surprise.
Now they have to call it lake no surprise.
Not exactly, they didn’t tell you the crocodiles are armed with freaking lasers on their heads. SURPRISE!
Now that would definitely be a surprise.
Maybe we’re thinking about it the wrong way.
There is no cocodriles… They were just messing with us.
That’s just ridiculous…
Every creature deserves a warm meal……
“Animal Rights” must remove that sign so the crocodiles can peacefully feast on the visitors . . and avoid starving
They don’t have ROFLcopters, do they?
I don’t think so…
Who wouldn’t?
Well this one suprised me.
Even telling you what the surprise was ahead of time?
No, they tell you its a lake surprise, then you have that second or two (depending on your read speed and rate of travel) until you see what the surprise is.
Of course if you are speeding… You may miss the second sign…
SURPRISE!
It surprised me too.
How can it be a surprise if there’s a sign?
Exactly
The sign is the surprise.
Oh, and the crocodile.
Now, if there were sharks in the lake, I’d be surprised.
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*runs into lair and hides under treasure trove*
Why would a dragon be afraid of sharks?
Unless you treasure trove is underwater, you have nothing to worry about!
How did I make that mistake? I know I hit that “r” key!!
*whispers*
Hey YEAH! The crocodile ate it!
I wander what else it ate.
*wonder*
You probably shouldn’t wander. You might get eaten by a crocodile.
I’ll be carefOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!
What a bad day.
I should probably begin writing my will.
except the tigers.
You aren’t helping.
Don’t worry, DW — the crocodile ate the sharks.
You had a very orderly beach, didn’t you?
Hee! I didn’t volunteer the information to just anyone. I only told the people who came to ask me if there were sharks in the lake.
Explaining that sharks tend to be salt-water fish & that we had a fresh-water lake didn’t really work out so well.
Some people.
WooHOO! A test that worked!
Freshwater sharks with Laserbeams attached to their heads, would be way more suprising.
Really?
this is the same lake i let out all 999 of my pet red- belly piranah into… i think they ate the crocodile.
Maybe there’s a really big hill before you get to that lake with the crocodiles?
The first sign makes you think “I wonder what the surprise is?”
Then boom! there’s a crocodile in front of you.
Sounds more like a grenade.
Is it next to Lake Wobegon?
Coldwater Crocodiles? I may never swim in anything other than a cement pond ever again!
Well to find out how to get rid of those crocs. I hired Guy Noir!
There are alligators in swimming pools in Florida. I don’t feel safe in any body of water I can’t see into clearly. Of course, I was a little girl when Jaws came out and so it really kinda messed me up for life with swimming in natural bodies of water.
I would like to one day go swimming again. Can we NOT talk about alligators in pools?
tee hee hee
sorry!
Sure
How about snapping turtles in ponds?
There *are* no really big hills in Florida, particularly near this lake. Been there — it’s on the way back from the Keys.
The surprise is that the lake is actually a carefully painted picture of a lake with a pristine, glass-like surface. Beneath it is a piece of licorice. Red. RED LIKE COMMUNISM!
^^Closet Communist^^
Da, Komrad.. Wait, what? O.o
I mean.. LOOK, UP THERE!
::points::
::runs away::
That “All Around The Interwebs” post was just a wild goose wasn’t it?
I’m not complaining.
I don’t know. But I would take a gander at it.
No one expects the crossing crocodile!
Or the Spanish Inquisition
I was expecting that.
If I didn’t do it, would you have?
Maybe, Maybe not. I like other be in the spot light.
psst. I got a parrot for sale.
Sorry, they don’t allow pets where I live.
Darn, it looks like you missed my joke.
*clicky* to see the vid on youtube.
*hears whooshing sound*
or maybe it flew over my head.
Well I haven’t seen that before.
Yeah! I started another down the path of know [sic] return.
Not pursuing anymore of those videos.
*RIGLMAO*
The crocodile’s deceased. That’s the surprise. He is no more.
…you just killed the joke.
Or a crocodile in a comfy chair!
Not for eight miles, they don’t!
How about an alabaster alligator?
At least there are no pickles involved.
Not that we know of…
Who knows what terrors lurk beneath the surface…
It’s a tomato! Run! Run for your lives!
Where? Behind the rabbit?
LOOK AT THE BONES!
♫ I am digging ups bones resurrecting memories better left alone♫ ……….Randy Travis.
… beneath the surface of a great sandwich?
Figures.
aww they ruined the surprise
Maybe there are other surprises, like a man eating turtle.
YOU FOUND BORIS!!!
is he okay?
have you fed him recently?
please feed him once a week until i can pick him up.
OK, who got obliterated? Things aren’t nesting quite right.
Really? I didn’t notice.
Here, you forgot some of these.
*hands samr a few tildes*
We use them to denote sarcasm these days.
The results are much more amusing when I don’t use them,
but thanks anyway.
Mostly obliterated. A remnant remains.
This is what I get for feeding trolls.
… and *POOF* — remnant gone!
*gives samr a cookie*
Thank you for the cookie, but the remnant is now at the
top of the page.
Bah! Bah, I say!
Do you think we could get rid of the numerical creep?
Muhuhahahahahaaa!
Five! Seven! Twelvity! (oops…dammit)
OK, can someone explain, why is this a fail?
`What this is a fail`
I think they’re calling it a fail because warning people of the presence of crocodiles ruins the surprise.
But what if a far “if” they are warning the crocodiles that people show up at this lake.
Yeah, but it’s very weak.
I am running over the crocodile If I see one.
you mean you wouldn’t take it into the bathroom, strip naked, and take pictures with it?
::mrgreen::
great, the next sign ruined the surprise =(
Actually there ARE sharks in Lake Surprise too. (No laser beams though.) Lake Surprise is not technically a lake. It is a nearly closed salt water cove in Florida Bay off of Key Largo, FL USA. It is one of the VERY FEW remaining holdouts of the American Crocodile (which is a salt water reptile). They are very elusive and you are likely never to see one… even in Lake Surprise. So the true surprise is that Lake Surprise is not actually a lake and you are more likely to see a nurse shark than a crocodile there.
That was very enlightening.
To add- its called “Lake Surprise” by the railroad survey team laying out the Overseas Railroad to Key West. They didn’t expect to encounter this “lake” so they called it “Lake Surprise”. The Overseas Railroad bisected it, as does the current Overseas Highway.
how come my picture won’t show
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imagine the ones that discovered that lake, I think they got a big surprise xP
There is a city called Surprise, Arizona. And it contains a BUCKET full of surprises, there! Recommended for the Rickrollers and the April Fools people xD
Aw…they ruined the surprise.
This is actually in Cold Spring, NY.
There’s even a sleepaway camp there…
No, it’s in south Florida. I’ve seen it and it’s on US-1
Ah, they spoiled the surprise.
This could be fail OR win, depending on your POV.
Indians named that lake… so pale faces would go for a swim and find out what the surprise was….
The Suprise is crocodiles. .o.
Crikey.
this is in key largo- i live here [:
oh cmon – it’s an outright WIN!
the surprise is that the crocodiles are pirates
How is this not a WIN?
I wouldn’t call this a fail. Crocodiles are a surprise I would be happy to have ruined.
OOOOH! I wonder what the surprise is! =D
This is in the Fl Keys- The lake wasn’t on Flagler’s survey and when it came time to build the train tracks through- SURPRISE! there was a lake in the way!
Hahaha awesome
That’s a WIN if you ask me.
thats hilarious…..
This is in Key Largo, I passed by the sign about 5 hours ago, I nudged to my friend and said “that sign is on Fail-Blog.”
watch out!
It’s called “Lake Surprise” because you walk in, go for a swim, and then SURPRISE! Your legs are gone.