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Missed it by that much!
That’s what *he* said.
natural selection plays a role here
That would have been a win 0.13 seconds ago.
dragon fly win
It takes a real leap of faith to jump to that conclusion.
He was too bogged down.
Work had him swamped.
That frog is a real stick in the mud anyway
Just cuz his work day is flooded.
Poor froggie must have been hoppin’ mad after that.
At least it didn’t croak.
I mean.. did he croak???
Dang.. sorry AA.. just saw you already made that joke.
S’ok, that joke had legs.
It’s safer than jumping to conclusions.
Hey there, cutie, wanna hop over to my pad?
he would have jumped sooner, but he had butterflies in his stomache
But this miss is really bugging him now.
It spawned a dozen copy-cats.
That’s bound to lead to mischief.
*sneaks in for the show*
Ooo! Wait ’til Judy sees you stole her line!
(I saw, but I’m in a good mood today, so I let it slide.)
*squeeze!*
*pays Judy royalties*
*pockets change*
*skips away, jingling*
You need the mat for that.
*bungles in late*
Would you believe I was attacked by my own clones?
Yes.
Why didn’t you call for help from your shoe?
They’d thought of that, and replaced my complicated earpiece-footwear with normal loafers! Curse those clones! They almost drove me off a cliff in a jeep!
Jeep? Nice! I get driven off cliffs in Yugos.
Yugos? Nice! I just get marched off the cliff.
slow as a turtle
but I’m not named yertle
do da do da
rawr , what? it was that small i didnt even feel it
twss
I wike a fwoggy!
But it’s so sad – he was late for lunch!
Now he’s a hungwy fwoggy!
Didja see how he used his witto hannies to put the dragonfly in his mouf? Priceless!
It was too precious!
Someone neglected to inform froggy that you shouldn’t eat dragonflies with your hands. You should eat your hands separately.
urg…
No one likes to miss a lunch date.
Unless you’re lunch.
EPIC WIN !!!
Better a hungwy fwoggy, then hungry hungry hippos.
*nibbles on marbles*
*sees nibbles*
*looses marbles*
*uses a wrench to tighten up Jules’ loose marbles*
*nibbles Jules*
*doesn’t say where*
*giggles*
*squeeze LGB*
*leaves while he is still half coherent*
*fap fap fap*
*rocks back and forth in the corner, chanting repeatedly*
Failpeeps are not food.
Failpeeps are not food.
Failpeeps are not food …
There, there, ZA. Here, I found some spare brain that someone wasn’t using while perusing the internets.
*offers brain bits*
What’s the label on the jar say? Abby something?
Abby…Normal!
*misreads label*
*thinks it says Arby’s*
*noms it anyway*
Hooray for Mel Brooks~!
Yay, Granny!
*throws confetti*
*pops the bubbly*
Woohoo Granny!
*pops the corn*
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*overloads it*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM
*room trembles for a moment*
*confetti rains down all day*
Congrats Granny!
Rats!
continuing…
Me too.
As was I.
I gotta admit, I considered putting something … naughty in there.
Like… frogs?
Woohooo Granny!
WOOPWOOP Granny!!
*holds out glass for champagne*
*ssɐןƃ ɐ dn sɹnod*
Woohoo Granny!
*leaves a squeeze for Granny*
*leaves squeezes for everyone else*
*starts bubble machine*
*runsaway*
Woo hoo hoo Granny!!!!
Woopwoop, Granny!!!!
*makes with the balloons*
*Holds hat over bum for Granny*
What are you afraid of, McMarius?
Woop woop Granny.
He’s not afraid – he’s exposing his previously covered front side to honour Granny.
Whoopity, woo!!!
Granny’s got the power!
where the blazes is granny today? not frog food is he?
Thanks guys!!!! *squeeze!*
so who’s up for that game then?
granny´s one millisecond of fame
You’re very wrong. And jealous.
i was so ready to be first —it was going to finally be my oment to shine….then my explorer froze. Personal First Fail
Protip: it doesn’t matter who comments first. I mean, I was first a couple of days ago and you sure as sh!t didn’t see me gloating about it.
I was able to post before anyone else a time or two, but found it to be severely overrated.
thanks for the support…i now feel more like the dragonfly and less like the frog
Cloral, you’re always first in my book. <3 <3 <3
WOOOOTY-WOOT-WOOT, GRANNY!!!
Dang! Too fast with the celebrating!
*kicks comment up with other FPs’*
*joins LGB in celebrating down here*
Dammit for Granny!!
*hears the innuendo machine asplode in background*
Thanks, Starfishy!
*squeeze*
You are welcome.
*squeeze*
That’s my philosophy in life. Shoot for the gutter, you’ll hit it every time.
♪ Starfishy’s my gutta buddy ♫
In fact, I like that very much!
*Makes guttural noises*
*Squeeze*
*squeezes her bro tight*
*socks on upper arm*
When did you turn all Irish on me? St. Patty’s Day?
And do I need to change my name?
It’s a St. Patty’s thing. I’m channeling my Irish ancestors.
Thank you thank you!!!
*squeezes all round!*
Did I make it? #!
Sounds like a personal question.
not first ¡¡¡¡¡
sure, first one to blame.
That’s my good friend Jeremiah.
Bull! That was a frog.
Yeah, but he always had some mighty fine wine!
And I helped him drink it! *clink*
Did you ever understand a single word he said?
*sigh*
Never.
Shall I tell you, if were the king of the world, what I’d do?
Don’t say it! Don’t even say you’re going to throw away all the bars in the world!!!
Dragons are yummy.
Oh hell.
*stays under the swamp for the rest of the day*
Ahem.
*raises one eyebrow at Cloral*
*checks the pantry for ketchup*
Ack! No no no! I meant the dragonfly!
They’re absolutely the most delightful creatures, and they have better taste than to fall for the brute force approach.
Hear hear! Dragonflies rule!
According to a fail in the vote section, Americans are afraid of dragons.
Not this American. And don’t say things like that. I don’t want her to leave the country. :p
Hehehe! If the right Americans are afraid of her – maybe they’ll leave the country? Win-win, unless they show up here.
So you want to be left alone?
Right.
Just point me in the right direction…I’ll be happy to help.
FOOOM them to … hmmm… I’m unsure: Would Canada or Cuba be funnier?
Texas. They can have one state, and Texans are always bragging how big the place is.
Wasn’t there a Texas politician who wanted Texas to become independant? I’d say okay! They could call it “Real America” and make it as un-socialist as they want!
yeah, current Governor Perry… who apparently was trying to out-palin s’error Palin.
Texas has been threatening to secede for generations. I suggest we let them. And then we build a wall around it.
Goodbye Bush
There are some eastern German engineers who have expertise in that field.
There are a bunch of Texans who want to build a wall between them and Mexico, I say they should just wall themselves completely off. If my family members can’t get out, too bad.
We’ve gotta get Leila out first.
She said something about moving (back) to Arizona didn’t she?
I’m sure there are a few folks that could get visas or something like that.
I have no problems with us becoming the Republic of Texas. Texas is a whole ‘nother country anyway!
We like our freedom and autonomy down here, that’s all. It’s that good old 10th Amendment or something?!? Sometimes we just feel a little crowded by the Federal government.
I understand people think Texans brag too much, but it’s my home, sweet, home and I love it. Generally, you either love it or hate it.
I suddenly feel rather controversial, which wasn’t my intention. I just wanted to stick up for my home state a little. I don’t mind if you really like where you come from, so, uh, don’t be hatin’.
*Offers a picnic in the giant field of bluebonnets that comes with Spring*
*was born in Texas*
Squeezies for Avis, and all those who have clearly had a different experience in Texas than me.
Most of my family lives here and we’re a close knit group. I think that makes a big difference. . .if the people nearest you aren’t a bunch of creeps.
DITH you should find me on Facebook. I have had LOTS to say about my family still in Texas.
No, no….send ‘em my way. I can always use more animals for experiments.
There are already a fair amount of them there, I say KEEP ‘em there!
yummy yummy yummy
you have dragon in your tummy?
(does dragon know?)
nom-nom.
*isn’t one to turn down good advice*
*claws from the swamp*
*
safety**starts nomming on Hexxed*
*keeps nomming until he stop squirming*
*keeps nomming on the carcass*
would you like some nice chianti to wash it down?
*helps noms*
And Fava beans. Never forget the fava beans when having kidneys.
*grins while leering*
too bad he missed but that is an amazing action shot and beautiful to watch…
*cough* i mean *cough*
In Soviet Russia, the dragonfly eats YOU!
Nice backpedal, Bob.
poor frog
It’s not easy being green.
lick a red frog
I did; and now I wish I licked the blue one.
So do we. Look at our casualty rates, for god’s sakes!
the yellow one
Orange is better.
Orange is almost always better.
frog is wearing a yellow bikini? eensie-weensi bikini? with polka dots?
in a million years he will evolve and jump the bus
Meh, I won’t be impressed until he jumps the shark.
Ehh!
Missed it by that much.
best thing I saw in a while…
Get out much, joie?
No, I mostly hide in the closet.
B-b-ut — it’s dark in there!
But quiet!
Not if you turn the light on.
Luckiest dragonfly on the planet.
You can almost hear the slow-motion, “NOOOOOooooo….” from the frog.
At the end he looks at the camera like, “Oh #@*^! I’m gonna be on FAILblog”
So… Desprate.
Tear*
Did he fly?
Did he croak?
Well we know he didn’t digest.
Must we dissect this poor frog’s fail?
You don’t want to pin him down on the matter?
What a pithy remark.
Now we’re in a pickle.
*plays Formaldehyde-and-Seek*
*Brain feels Abby Normal*
Would you like to spread some preserves on that?
*takes forceps of coffee*
Poor little frog goes hungry, again.
But I can help for less than 20 dollars a month?
You can donate to OxAmphibian.
Will be at the next oscars in the Best Soundtrack category.
Click
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Please fail blog, enough with that ad. It was annoying enough the first 200 times!
Wow! You’re too lazy to click pause.
Your face belongs to Noxzema
Noxzema’s like a peeing furnace
what a noob.
what a boob.
what a boon.
what a loon.
what a loan.
♬ I think I’m alone now
There doesn’t seem to be anyone around
I think I’m alone now
The beating of my heart
is the only sound ♬
Are you trying to chase us off?
Didn’t even know someone was here. It felt like singing in my car.
I love singing in my car!
*SKA-WEEEEEEEEEZE!!*
Sorry, I’m working on my book, but I wanted to pop in and see what I’ve missed!
*squeeze!*
Damn time zones! I’m done working, but you ‘Merkins with your work ethic are not. Grrrr!
Well, I just got quite a bit done, so I can afford to take a little break. I’ve been poring through history books all afternoon and could use a little silliness!
Whadda ya writing? New novel?
That, yes, but at the moment I’m working on my academic book. I’m almost finished!! Wheeeeeeeeee!!
Great! I hope it sells well!
Pffft. It won’t sell at ALL. You don’t write books like this to sell lots of copies. You write books like this to impress other academics so they will give you a tenure-track job and promote you to department chair.
*snickers*
So… it’s kinda like buying a Porsche?
I hope the book is heavy. In the unlikely scenario that someone will not impressed by it, you can dent them with it.
I’m not sure that’s the sort of impression she wants to make!
I’ll dent them with it, then!
I thought any impression was a good impression.
Ouch! That’s gonna leave a bookmark.
And maybe a papercut or two!
Or a broken spine!
We’ll need some extra binding from the first aid kit.
Page-ing Dr. Czuhc! Dr. Czuhc to FailBlog!
what are words for…
when no one reads them anymore
(what are words for)
when no one reads them any more. …
Ooo…our doctor has a very good portfolio!
Whaddya say, sis? Wanna play a little tag-team ticklesqueeze with our little German buddy here?
An Arthur sandwich ticklesqueeze?
*looks hopeful*
♬ Together forever and never to part
together forever we three
and don’t you know I would move heaven and earth
to be together forever with you ♬
*melts*
♪♫ I’ll stop the world and melt with you! ♫♪
*crickets*
*tongueoutgrabjump*
*miss*
*leaps away, whistling a happy tune*
*Buddy Hollys*
what’s the song name ?
“Froggy Went a Courtin’ (And Did a Windmill Jam on His Face)”
It’s a Country song, I think.
I think it’s “Frogger” by the band Atari. Minimal electro, I reckon.
“Come Back Down” by Toad the Wet Rocket
Once we get some clearwater we might be able to see the credence of the song.
“Jump” by Van Hoppin’
“Mama told me (not to jump)” by Three Frog Night.
“At the Hop” by Froggy and the Juniors.
“Jump” by Frigg Frogg.
Amphibians and Samurai, by Boingo of course.
8)
I’m glad you two are Boingo buddies.
I am, too! It’s always nice to have a playmate.
Haha, nice one, Granny!
?
Aw come on!!! You never heard of Granny?
I’ll introduce you later.
Sheesh, I’m slightly twisted but not evil at all.
Why does the word “introduce” in that context send a shiver down my spine?
You are not the only one!
It’s the excitement he provokes in you?
Less “excitement”, more “fear and terrified anticipation in what is expected to happen”.
*buys front seat ticket*
Pete!
What?
For…?
Fail Frog.org!
Ahh, you beat me to it!
Haha I love these kinds of vids!!
Not the painful ones.
Agreed.
Agreed to agreeing.
Agreeable to agreeing to agreeing.
NOM NOM NOM => O.o => =O => >:(
That one sucked
It was more like a misplaced lick.
*slurp!*
*swallows*
plant will conquer earth cause frog fail
Yes.
TAB!!
How can I give you a tab if you haven’t ordered yet?
Way to go slick.
Strike one!
This was on Daily Planet.
Isn’t that Superman’s newspaper?
That’s exactly what I thought.
How do you think he made it just in the nick of time? Of course he read about it in the Daily Planet.
What, you didn’t see Superman swoop in there and carry off that poor victim Dragonfly?
FROG!!!!!!! FOG!!!!!!!!!!!
is this battletoads?
IMMD.
NOM NOM NOM!
More like MISS MISS MISS!
I don’t know why, but that made me SO SAD! I want to go feed that frog a bug and give it a little hug.
this may very well be the definition for “FAIL”
Frog: Dragonfly, you are mine!
Dragonfly: Ha ha! You can’t catch me this time!
Look before you leap…
failblog………fail frog?
If you’re going to post predator fails you’re going to be swamped. Most predators fail far more often than they succeed.
“Now that’s what I call fast food.” Sigh….
HOW GOT FOOD? DURP!
I don’t get it?!? It’s just a vid of a frog nom-nomming on air…
Nom…. wait, what?
I was gonna eat a bug, before I got high
I was gonna chew, swallow and hug, but I got high
I’m hungry as hell and I know why, ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Aww I feel bad for the frog.
That is awsome!
as child i had jump frogs in varies color. if you press them the jump.
the were plastic of course
cause the frogs?
Hmm last I checked the Firefox mascot was… a fox. So ( Fox > Frog = pwn Google Chrome) amirite…
I just love it when the frog touches its mouth.
This is a Brittish advert for HD TV
I just love the comments hahaha
This is the best video ever:)))))
So so funny
Its obviously fake
that was close
)
another one bites the dust
frog: S@!$ so close