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Frist.
Proof that they should not sell spray paint to idiots.
Sprays “I’M SORRY I CAN’T SELL YOU ANY SPRAY PAINT” on an idiot.
Dammit, I was just about to club him.
At least he said he was sorry…
my text.
lol true.
It’s a quote from an artist who makes post cards. I own the one that says this.
I’m sorry, I just always wanted to do that.
and yes, I know it says “Frist” cause “First” is just so last year.
You may also add…
“Sorry for writing the word FIRST on failblog”
Sorry for being a troll….FRSIT
I’m not going to say it…
You better not O_o Let me have my day of glory in the sun.
first… page
frist time i said frist
Hehehe. That person, through my eyes, is an absolute gentleman.
Sorry for painting your head red with a baseball bat.
Graffiti on seals. That’s SO eighties.
So is apologizing for the word ‘twat’.
I also want to apologize for my Johnson. He didn’t mean to scare you.
Yeah, you really need to cover that/him when going out.
Redspacecat, I’ve been meaning to ask you: are you Dutch?
Is my english that bad?
Certainly not, but I remember you posting something in Dutch/Afrikaans a while ago.
Let’s put it this way, my Dutch is better than my Afrikaans.
Any particular reason for your interest in my being Dutch? Been there/here?
Ik werk zelfs daar/hier!
I’m Belgian though.
Aha kijk, een bewoner uit mijn favoriete buurland.
You live in belgium and work in holland then?
Klopt!
I can’t tell you more lest I blow my cover.
Well, I guess you work just over the border, which means we are pretty close to each other right now
How romantic!
*eyes coworkers suspiciously*
I never, ever would have guessed either of you were non-native speakers from your immaculate, idiomatic, snappy syntax. You Dutch-slash-Flemish speakers are embarrassing! Can’t you at least put on a silly accent?
I can faintly taste the flavor of sarcasm in that reverse-psychological compliment-intended dish of yours.
Can I have fries instead?
The compliment is sincere! I realize I may have overdone it with the adjectives and thus appeared sarcastic. Re-read my comment, this time in a sort of enthusiastic but exasperated voice.
Oh, and here are your CHIPS.
Sincerity acknowledged.
CHIPS savored.
(this so might be a double post..)
(or might not..)
das ook lekker makkelijk ‘mijn favoriete buurland’ – we hebben er 2, waarvan er 1 nooit kan kwalificeren…
Welke, Engeland?
this is definitely a sarcasm WIN!
I say it’s a WIN!
Surely that’s more of a win?
Howard Moon will bum you silly for loose change.
total win! if im not wrong, this guy is pretty famous for his graffiti sarcasm…
Apology accepted.
well at lest they have neat hand writing
I agree. It seems the work of a professional.
I guess even Banksy has his off days.
If you turn it upside down, it’s actually a stencil of a free speech slogan.
(having seen his work in Bristol, Banksy is a seriously talented dude)
*coughs*
*squeeze*
Are you back for good now ?
Look. Sometimes. But I mostly prefer to finish in the front.
(heya! when I can
)
Someone should send this to Passive-Aggressive Notes.com
I’m guessing that the single word was not painted at the same time as the rest of the message. Either the original author felt remorse and returned to alter the original inscription, or someone else saw the word and decided to add an ironic twist.
What a twit.
Twit for twat.
That will be the cat.
An idiot?
*takes of reading glasses and closes the book*
…and that is why they used twat.
“Sorry I forgot to say good morning Fail regulars”
Is that what happens when you add too much fiber to your internet?
I smell stack overflow.
i disagree with all
Yes…you do.
*snickers*
*twix*
*mars*
this was taken in kingsford , sydney . i saw it one day and fell over laughing
I learned from a reliable source that this is in fact Richard Gere’s garage at his house in Pound Ridge, NY. He keeps his gerbils there.
Actually I sprayed it on Cheney’s and Tom Cruise’s garage. I’m not sure which one it is.
At first I just put up a picture of Cheney, but yours shows more effort – it’s more meaningful.
I haven’t sprayed that since the last time I passed Maggie Thatchers house.
I think it was Cheney’s. Cruise’s has “SCIENTOLOGY RESPECTS THE C0CK” on it.
Doesn’t take a hell of a lot to keep you entertained, eh? Like nearly all tagging, ’tis a fail.
I, too, have seen this phrase spray-painted on a garage door in Kingsford
Why is this on Failblog? this is WIN!
cause there is no winblog yet!
I’d say thats a WIN =D
def a WIM! aaaarrrgie matey!
This is amusing, but not really original.
It’s just a quote from a David Shrigley book / postcard –
Amazon.com: Evil Thoughts: 22 Postcards (Naughty, Naughty) (9780811838726): David Shrigley: Books
Someone decided to just make it real. Which is amusing, but not as funny and surreal as the original postcard was, imho.
This is an Irony WIN, why was the poster such n00b? Sadtaimes, Sadface =[
Don’t use a sentence to end a preposition with.
I hate it when the use/mention distinction is not observed!
you just made it worse!
No it a win
On Purpose fail is On purpose, but still a fail
… wow. I laughed so hard that I snorted soda out my nose.
Am I the only one who sees the epic win in this?
I actually believe it’s a WIN.
Confirming that this is in Kingsford, Sydney. I don’t think it’s either WIN or FAIL, but definitely not what we would usually see scrawled across a garage door in the area.
Either way, it’s vandalism, so only funny if inflicted upon someone I don’t like.
belongs on hacked IRL
Total Win.
“Twat” is just one of those words that needs to be used more frequently by more people. It jsut has a great sound to it and it’s a tasty little insult.
That is certainly a WIN, not a fail. XDDD
Definitely apology WIN.
Sorry for posting TWAT on Failblog
first comment is also FAIL
FIRST…to reply to u
im so horny today..
‘Twat’ is perfect English in the U.K. It’s the Queen’s English. Ie: Reginald Fawnsworth was drinking his regular 4 o’clock tea like a perfect British twat.
Win!
erm… this is not a fail. Whoever did this is not an “idiot” as a lot of people above are saying and implying (the idiot is the person who posted this as a fail). He (or she) quite obvioulsy wrote this on purpose.
This, if anything, is a win… do you need me to explain why further? x
It’s a Banksy
If any of you knows “The Name of the Wind”, this reminds me of the apology Kvothe gives to Ambrose for writing a mock song about him: a sarcastic apology, paired with the very lyrics of the song, plastered all over the university
WIN!!
at least he’s sorry..
david shrigley
WIN WIN WIN WIN
david shrigley indeed
I just hope that’s his OWN garage door.
…twat.
Well, it’s painting for sure….but is it art?
i need food
must be his own i mean hes an idiot what else will he spray it on??? okay not what i meant
he only knows where he lives most likley and he only says sorry to himself
ok never mind im also an idiot waaaaaa
I’m sorry I’m using this post to call your post utterly confusing and incomprehensible!
lets all get shirts for idiots that say i love twats