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I’m sorry…
Go, frustrated muffin-bringer! Do not rest until the muffin thief is brought to justice!
Actually, stealing people’s food is pretty low. I worked with a reporter who got fired for that — one of the best paid people in the place, and he was swiping ramen and yogurt from the part-timers nearly every day.
The bozo was all shocked he was actually fired over it, too. What a maroon.
the wonders of uni house mates!
The monospace type is even more ominous for some reason…
who’s to say that 12 people didn’t take one each?
All work and no blueberry muffins make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no blueberry
muffins make Jack a dull boy.
All
work
and
no
blueberry
muffins
make
Jack a dull boy.
All work and no
blueberry muffins make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no blueberry muffins
make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no blueberry
muffins make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no blueberry
muffins make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no blueberry muffins make Jack a dull boy.
The passive voice is more ominous than the monospace type. “You will be found. By someone. Maybe God.”
It wasn’t me. And by the way, there were only 11…
And from now on, one of the muffins will be poisoned.
Wen no one was looking, Lex Luthor took twelve muffins. He took 12 muffins. That’s as many as four threes. Ans that’s terrible.
The person will be found with blueberry muffin crumbs on his face…
Captain Queeq lives.
Ah, the blueberries….
Hmmm – or perhaps 12 of you took 1 muffin! 4 of you took 3 muffins?
ummm…excuse me…hav…have you seen my blue mini-muffins? I…I pu..put them in the refrigerator and som..somebody took them…I..I sw…swear I will burn this place down…
Am I the only one who hears the voice of Dwight from The Office reading this?
No, not anymore.
Glad that some-one else thought this too. <3
Look – crumbs on his jacketses! He took them. He took them!
I enjoy the implication that it is the muffins that were not opened not the package thereof.
>kweber: makes me think of the X-Files. Like they were the smoking man’s muffins.
You will be found, and it will be the last time anyone ever finds you.
We will find evidence on your Blackberry!!
I’ll tell you who took those muffins, it was that damn Sasquatch!
ooooh….. im so scared
Am I the only one who imagines Dwight Schrute as the author of that note?
Awesome.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed for like an hour after reading that. THANK YOU!!!
that was awsome…
You will be found.
Those weren’t blueberries.
That reminds me of an old Garfield cartoon:
Jon: “Garfield, if you could talk, what would you say?”
Garfield (thinking): “I just killed a fly somewhere on your raisin toast.”
Read it in the voice of Charlton Heston and you know the thief will be punished.
shit, run!
om nom nom nom
When I was in college, I put a sign on the door of the dorm refrigerator stating that those who stole food over the semester would have their names published in the college newspaper.
I had no idea who was doing it, but several girls went down to the newspaper office to plead their case.
I wish i would of thought taking a picture of this but same thing happened to me, and i put a sign up that read, “The muffins that you took from this fridge had Viagra in them. Please note that if your erection lasts longer then 2 hours seek medical attention”~thanks
“…they were poisoned for my researches on social interactivity”
would have been better.
… and your balls will be removed.
Oh, sorry, wrong sign.
You will be found. You will be extorted for muffins of equal or greater value/deliciousness.
You know, I didn’t even take them and I feel threatened.
Were they found yet?