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Hu? cant be fist…no way!
Ok typo fail..nvm..^^
You can be fist. I’ll help
I’ll lend a hand too!
Let me give you a leg up.
How about a helping hand? Or a chin-up?
(these fail don’t they…)
Chin-up ain’t bad. Try harder. Put your back into it.
You’re hanging on with a fingernail there.
You need to get your head in the game
Not head. Fist! Or am I fixating on the fist too much?
What a bunch of knuckleheads in here.
*ducks out clutching tomato-proof raincoat tightly closed*
hey i like fisting your mom. so…no. lol
Does not compute!
*falls asleep in comfy chair*
Hold on, I’ve got a rope!
“No good. I’ve known too many Spaniards.”
I see you’re now keeping tabs.
Isn’t there any way you’d trust me?
I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this blog? Where is Zorb?
Let me ‘splain.
No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Zorb is marry Study Computer in a little less than half an hour.
That doesn’t leave much time for Dilly-dallying.
Have fun storming the palace.
*Starts burning*
*Asks PAN for the gate key*
The Fett approves of Princess Bride quotes. You three are doing an excellent job.
…I want one.
“Advance toward the 21st century.”
Uh, do I hafta?
Happy birthday! *squeeze*
finally! a useful computer
Happy Birfday to Youz JudySmurf!
*squeeze*
Thankies, both!
Any big plans for the day?
*mumbledy*
Oh, almost forgot!
*adds baconlube to shopping list*
*prepares the decorated birthday potato*
Ry! *skaweeeeeeeze*
Where you been hiding yourself, lady?
Dang it! Here and gone…. *sniff.sniff*
Happy, Happy Burpday, Smurfette!
Hope it’s awesome!
*superbigBDsqueeze*
It already is! Thanks!
Big buttery birfday squeezes for my fav smurf!!!
*SKAA-WEEEEEEEEEZE*
Thanks for the buttery squeezies!
Happiest B-day, my lovely little blue friend. Great news, it’s on a Friday too!
*fills a collection of bathtubs with black coffee*
*falls face first into one of them*
May I?
*motions to one of the tubs*
Of course, I only need one.
8)
*dives head first into tub*
*sinks to chin*
Ahhhhhhh…. Thanks, ZA! I needed that!
I’m confused, where exactly is your chin?
Well, I kind of flopped over after I dove in. We living have to breathe, you know…
Thanks, ZA!
*squeeze*
*grabs a straw and starts drinking from an unoccupied tub*
Oh the wit on display here is just so profound!
Thanks to my favorite undead friend!
Wow – I just realized how odd that would look to someone not of our blog…
Can it kill Flanders?
Sorry about that; you’re already there.
Where is that sold? I need to study more.
Study the Yellow Pages first…
Someone finally thinks about the students, right?
Depends on what needs to be studied.
I want to study your entrails
Be humane, use the gun before you use the mouse on me.
SQUEAK
Don’t worry, unlike rats, mice need no shaving as you can see.
Just bacon lube.
I need mind bleach for the !mage (of many squirming hairless meeses in a bowl of lube) that just turned up in my poor befuddly head.
Oh! I could use that. Can I have that mental !mage for later, please? Thanks!
Consider it a gift, there you go!
*hides extravagantly wrapped box under cake*
Study my Two Frags Left!
*rocks back and forth in the corner, chanting*
Failpeeps are not food.
Failpeeps are not food.
Failpeeps are not food …
*pouts*
There’s nobody to play with.
*heads to fb2*
Happy Birthday Judy!
*squeeze*
I got you a present!
*offers gift wrapped box with bow on it*
Oh, Scotty, you didn’t have to!
*opens package*
AWESOME!!!
How did you know????
*massive squeezies*
Well, I knew the old one had been getting a little worn.
Don’t tell me…you got her ANOTHER one?!??!?!
Well, with as much as she uses it, don’t you think it was about time she got an upgrade?
I don’t even want to know how you would upgrade that.
Well, it would have more… um… *mumble-ty*ness.
You can’t have too many *mumbledys*!
Happy Birthday, sweet Jucy Judy!!
Happy Birthday Judy!
And a belated happy birthday to you AA! Sorry I missed it, work has been a bit much of late.
*belatededthankyousqueeze*
*Squeeze*
No fair, I can’t get on FB2 at work.
Happy Birthday!!!
What does that make you 32 now?
29, Jules. Always 29.
That’s funny, my wife says she is 29 too.
*begins to wonder how long she has been 29*
Yes, sweetie, 32.
This past year, I kept thinking I was *mumbledy* years old. Then, when I checked, it seems I’m just now turning *mumbledy*. So, it’s like I’m not getting any older today! Wheee!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!mumbledy!!!
Well then, Happy Mumbledyth Birthday, Judy!
Happy happy Birthday, you smurfy woman, you!
*bluesqueezes*
Happy Birthday Judy! And may many more follow with no years add to the total.
AIKI!!!
*pounce!*
What a nice surprise!
*squeezies*
*tigerpile!*
*squeeze!* To you both. Good to see you, Aiki!
Whoa, Ms. B – nice tan!!! Welcome back to the blog!
Really? You don’t think it looks too red? Or splotchy?
*squeeze!*
Welcome back, Ms B! *mistyaskaweeeeze*
*squeeze*
Thanks! I wish it could say it was good to be back, but I’m writing from work…
Welcome back, Ms B. Was your vacation fabulous?
Thanks! It was absolutely wonderful. Lots of sun and warmth. And today, here at home, it snowed. Pleh.
Hey, at least you have scenery there!
*looks out of window*
*gets depressed by industrial catering unit opposite*
*headdesks repeatedly*
How would you know! You haven’t see…wait…
*gigglesqueeze*
*places pillow between K@’s head and her desk so she doesn’t hurt herself*
My view is a grain elevator and horizontal snow.
*sigh*
*squeeze*
You….you have windows?!? *gasp*
I have a window in my office. It looks straight out into … the warehouse. It’s my employers version of the demotivational plaque that reads “DON’T FORGET – YOU’RE HERE FOREVER!”
I used to have an office with a big window that looked out on a small copse of eucalyptus trees. Then I moved offices and now I’m surrounded by walls. I miss the window
Happy Birthday, Judy! Here, I brought you a shiny, sparkly assortment of Lee Press-On Nails for your E.T. Finger!
Noooo! STAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and I hope all your smurfs come smurf!
I’m back, sweetie! Thanks for the smurfy wishes!
*does Happy Birthday wiggledance*
Happy Birthday, sis!
*joins the wiggledance*
Hee! Thanks!
I said it up there ↑↑↑↑, too, but double Happy Burday again anyway. So there. K? K. thanxbai.
K!
And another one from me!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Happy Smurfday
Hope it’s a joyous one filled with laughter, love and friends.
Hi all! I just wanted to pop in briefly to say hello to the peeps!
And… lessee… oh yeah! Wish a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a very special blue friend! Happy Birthday Judy!
Thanks, sweetie!
*smoochies*
thats a nice system
Oh I get it.. the power supply powers the keyboard.. Yup, I’d call that a system indeed. My electric toilet brush is a system too then. And it too is nice.
electric toilet brush?
Sure, why not..
Hey if you have fun with it, who am i to stop you go ahead and brush away……
Yeah… that is state of the art crap cleanning technology
fake fail imo
It fails at faking?
Must be real then…
Of course it’s real, we’ve seen it on the internet!
It ought to be real. I can think of at least three good uses for that peripheral device.
That’s what she
saiddidn’t say.FISRT!1
FAIRL!!!!111111oneoneoneone
FIVE
FVYIIVVEEEEE!!!
*pukes with considerable accuracy on nearest person*
Impressive! Projectile vomiting win!
I don’t think the person nearest the spacecat would agree.
*ponders*
Mmmmmmmm, no. Prolly not. Is there a bright side?
It wasn’t me this time.
That’s my bright side.
Works for me! *squeeze*
*squeeze*
Projectile vomiting is no fun at all. Trust me.
Yeah, it wasn’t me!
*squeeze*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Zombie Apocalypse Study Win?
I’ll ask him.
Hmm, I don’t see how to use it to train the hoard. Is the monitor edible?
ZombieApocalypse Study FAIL.
Player two has left the game.
grannycatflap, will you be my best friend ever?
Yeah, stand in line pal.
There is something of a concern when people are “getting in line” for granny!
plenty to go around!
with benefits!
Lines? Eeeep!
*runsaway*
no pushing now! everybody gets a turn
No offense, but I’ll let the troll have my turn.
very kind of you after the last rotten bum that split on me, I’m not sure I could handle another dissapointment
Funny how one word can totally change the meaning of a sentence. I first read that as “spit” and wasn’t sure if that was something you liked or not. When I realized it was “split”, the whole sentence changed.
*RIGLMS*
RIGLaughing my…spit?!? What??
Rolling In Grave Laughing Myself Silly.
Ok, that’s pretty cute.
ROFL!!!
A lot has changed since you were in Hawaii, dear. It’s a whole new failblog now.
There’s just too much to catch up on! It’s stressing my newly relaxed self out.
no talking in line! *squeeze!*
Granny; Judy and Ms B should not be in line, this is for the boys/men.
They are girls they will put girls germs on the controllers..LOL (kidding)
of course YoMomsaHo, it could get a little awkward around your mom though with a name like that
These things are mass-produced in China. They use a single-chip clone of the NES/Famicom, and generally the keyboard-equipped ones are compatible with the Famicom Keyboard.
The fail, BTW, is not that it’s a fake computer. The fail is that it’s a study computer, yet has game controllers.
~Really?~
~Aren’t you thrilled that there are people in the world who are willing to educate us in the nuances of life like this?~
~Ecstatic.~
I just heard that in Scar’s voice.
I was going for Jafarr. I’ll have to work on that.
SWAT study computer…
Have you seen the games? Looks somewhat like NES if you ask me
I wonder if it can play crysis?
If it can’t, would that cause one?
I love Fridays.
You’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do to make learning fun.
Or to create a new Columbine study group.
AIKI!!! *SQUEEZE*
*pouncetackleSQUEEZE*
The last time I welcomed back an old regular, he went away again. I don’t want to repeat that mistake, but ….
are you all that stupid?
Nope. Mah momma learned me real good.
oh yeah,thats funny.
It isn’t and up there is no fail…”Study computer” belongs to something else,it’s another box
… Apart from the big red print on the keyboard, I’d agree with you.
Ah dropped out of the tird grade and ah ain’t not no undummy!
I’s learned frum pubik educashun.
Hukkd on fonix werkd fer meh! Ah is deh wun dat maks mah moma prowd!
Ah is a hi skool grajiate.
U mispelt edumacashun.
heeheehee
Yew sayd ‘pubik’.
oh shite…my fail,sorry!
Well, I never owned such a system…
its not so fail because you can see what you buy!!!!
Oh yes, the new studying for the future.. I wonder what the study guide looks like.
Or if that gun could be “advanced.”
looks like win to me
is that an n64 game on the right?
@Cid
Yes.
lol you are suppose to insert the cartridges into the keyboard?!?
Um…well…not really. You’re supposed to insert them *mumblemuble*.
We could tell him where to stick it, but then we’d have to kill him.
Studying Duck Hunt
The manufacturer’s product page is load of copyright fail:
http://samsmara.en.ec21.com/tv_game–575153.html
Looks like a Win to me.
what to study?
MADE IN CHINA
ironically, this is what we do when we’re supposed to be studying
Gangbanggers need an education too.
*skaweeeeeze*
*socks upper arm*
Hee! Hee! Hi sis!
*Squeezes*
*Puts little sister in head lock and nuggies*
Yeah, the study computer is a different box.
They could have a typing of the dead sort of light gun game. This is more of a win seeing how when I was a kid I’d want this sort of thing to help me learn.
Is that compatible with Windows 7?
Procrastination win.
A fail?? Surely this is a WIN!
Hey, Joe, what are you studying with that gun in your hand?
makeshift snes cartidge pc console
Hee, hee, hee!
I love it when a good afternoon’s fails go all out of order!
*squeezes the PTB*
Taking studying to a whole new level.
The ninth level, to be precise.
Advance towards the 21st century – but don’t actually get all the way there.
Nice training equipment for the counter-offensive defence corps.
{For hard-corps (I mean hard-core) gamers only.}
Wow. Fail for the kid trying to get good ratings on failblog. The Study Computer is BELOW all that. . . stuff that looks like a gaming system from 1987.
Look. It says STUDY COMPUTER on the console itself. Observe more closely next time you comment.
The gun is real, it’s so you can shoot yourself when you fail the exams because you played too many games. They think of everything in these new study kits.
That´s sturdy alright…
This shows video games are made to make kids shoot their schools instead of studying. Video games make them think shooting people is part of the curry-kulum and they think they will get A’s if they shoot they’re classmates! Thats why they never shoot the teachers by the way because no teachers = no A.
WAKE UP AMERICA school shootings happen because of video games!! Check out Jack Thompson he’s an attorney and has a lot to make you realize about video games! This man knows his stuff!
Thats why I have a mac instead of a PC because mac does not use school shootings to make money also they do not support terrorism. They are one of the few remaining corporations who have good and holy Christian morals.
Thank you dear folks at Failblog for once again showing sense to people and may The Lord give you His blessing.
would you please take your ignorant uninformed stupid and utterly insane rants elsewhere? this is a humor site
It has been my experience that those who try to give a god’s blessing are actually desperately in need of that blessing themselves.
Um, yeah… didn’t you hear about him being disbarred?
The guy was a royal nutcase.
hahaha, i see those on the street everyday.
There are the ones that looks like a Vtech machine, mac, and even a weird combination between wii and nes.
btw those things dont last ya an hour xDDDD
Unless it’s a study computer for your Game Design class. Then it’s a WIN!
Or a simulator of how survive the Zombie apocalypse.
ok i know a shotgun is better then a pistol but it’s only for the first lessons
Or a study computer for your 6502 Assembly class…
I wonder what games that lightgun works with…
well theres this awesome game called get pissed off when your proffesor gives you bad grades and go in the next day and shoot up the place
Actually, that’s a big win to me.
wow is this a fail? i know it says study computer, but keyboard, mouse, gun and gaming related stuff is ALL WIN!
THAT AINT FAIL! This is basically NES game with a keyboard… NOTHING different…
I wonder if I can run Android on that.
I don’t see the fail, those included accessories are similar to what I use while “studying”.
ohh, my dear, the kids will love a bit more the games….ermmm ups, i said studies, no games… yeeeesss
now thats my kind of studying
study computer for kids that can’t study too good.
it needs to be at least 3 times this size!
It’s a plastic gun for the shooting games.
Kinda like a joystick.
Its nice info but i not to sure for that
“Advance toward the 21st century”…
and not quite make it.
Lame.
The box that says study computer has nothing to do with the gaming accessories on top.
loool
Why, thats no good! That computer comes with video games! The kids will never be able to study now!
it’s a big win!
“Advance towards the 21st Century…” But it is the 21st century :\
whats add? wanna ride bikes?
The only way to study!
now thats a classic! talking about back to the future.. the other way!