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Sexy!
Where did he Pumps that big? im talking about the shoes…
He used an action verb.
In my business we call Ross “Cross Dress for Less”, I’d check there for the bargains.
In my business…
we don’t call that, it’s bad for business.
I mean, in my line of um, “work”, don’t worry, it’s “legit”
*Posts signs along street*
ROFL THAT COSPLAY IS FROM THE ANIME QUEENS BLADE
*facepalm*
Fling some poo at ‘em, GLM!
Good point! I keep forgetting I’m armed with an inexhaustable supply of poo
Reading down the comments, it went from this one to GeneralBondFan4518′s “explosion” without my noticing a new comment thread had started. o_o
You all can thank me for putting this much gentler segue in for your protection.
*explodes*
I’m not cleaning that up.
*drops ShamWow on floor*
*stomps away*
*walks by*
*notices remains of obliterated clone*
…
*continues to walk past*
Haven’t you fixed that clone machine yet?? Those clones of yours are quite messy…
You need to come up with a self-cleaning model, BFF.
Something that leaves behind just the fresh scent of pine.
Hmmmm…
*scratches chin thoughtfully*
*light bulb turns on*
I’VE GOT IT!!!
*rushes away to draw up plans*
Don’t go look at the bags of flaming poo, then. *whistles*
*flings flaming bags of poo at THEGUY*
I was guessing that it was at a anime con, I just didn’t know which one ^_^
I think it was MegaCon 2010 in Orlando Fl. Looks exactly like the Orlando Convention Center, right down to the random logging convention in the background.
I agree. We were there (didn’t see this lovely creature tho) and I recognized it immediately.
That would be Man-Chii, infamous among central Florida anime conventions for his crossdressing cosplays.
‘scuse me, I just realized how god-awful my life must be.
I wonder if he is related to the man who does a Feye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop) at Anime Expo? I haven’t seen him yet, but I hear it’s a sight to sore eyes…
You’re talking about Man-Faye, and as far as I know there’s no relation. I saw this same guy a few years back at MegaCon and his Chii dress was great. I’m a seamstress, and it had the look of a quality costume.
At least it’s not “Sailor Bubba”, the 400+ lb. BEARDED security guy from Anime Central…
anime cosplay fail…..
Kudos, THEGUY ! … Problem is, now I’M BLIND from seeing that fella dressed as Mellona. “AAAAH!”
ebay
that was there family photo. mom was not there he filled in for mom and dad
HOLY COW! i saw this person at Megacon in Orlando, FL
It’s a hands on approach.
He’s quite handy around the house…
When he’s not watching the boob tube.
*superfridaysqueezes*
*gets caught pink-handed*
What were you squeezing, Starfish?
I’ll never tell.
I’d rather not know O_o
Quite a ham-handed approach to the matter…
I don’t think Perez would be caught dead at a mall!!! I sure wish he would though!
*Pulls up in exterminators van*
At your service Ma’am.
How humanely would you like him dispatched?
As soon as possible! I think something slow and lingering would be best though. Can we lock him in a room with Paris Hilton, Celine Dion, and say, oh, Chuck Norris? Throw in Princess Jesus Boobies and it could get interesting.
Um yeah, that wouldn’t be very humane would it? I read that as “How quickly..” for some reason.
That depends on your perspective. It might not be so humane for Perez, but it would be for the rest of the world!
….except for Chuck Norris.
I figure Chuck will the only one left standing in the end!
Ah, a little unfair, but a challenge for him then!
I’m guessing Princess Jesus Boobies will be the most difficult to overcome.
Sort of a “how to touch without touching” problem.
A ten foot pole, perhaps?
…While everyone else kneels to his awesome beard hair powers.
I don´t think it´s a mall. Looks more like a convention.
Seems to be the time shortly before the normal visitors are let in.
There are very few things that will cause me to do my shopping at Wal Mart, but if I walked into the mall and saw this…
You would do what?
Shop?
Leave?
Rape him?
Probably throw up a little bit in my mouth.
You have amazing control, our little monkey friend. It would take an army of janitors to clean up the biblical mess I would make vomiting everywhere.
I AM surrounded by monkeys, which is a bonus in this case. It gives me a bit of control over my reflexes and what makes me hurl.
But then again, I’d think you’d be inured as well, since you do ingest brainz on a regular basis.
And you are correct hamster!
While I didn’t see this person in the convention, maybe they got kicked out or something. BUT, this is actually MegaCon in the Orange County Convention Center in Florida.
If you see Perez dead at mall take pictures i want proof
That’s the way I like my bunnehs!
Chunkeh?
Funkeh?
Munkeh?
Brass?
Jade?
Transvestigial?
C-c-c-combo Breaker!
No, it’s not (he’s not that thin) — and don’t call me Shirley!
For the video challenged:
A guy is standing in a mall, wearing…
*tightFridaysqueezeslittlekitteh*
Wearing what? Wearing what? The suspense is killing me!
*bites nails*
*doesn’t say whose*
Poor Judy…she’s never going to grow those nails out!
HA! Timing is everything, I guess.
So is refreshing.
Uh, Gracie? Can I have my foot back, please?
:ick:
*gives Judy back her foot*
HEY! My feet are clean!
So you say!
Oh, they are. I treated my lovely sis to a mani/pedi!
In that case, I’m sorry for ruining your pedi, Judy.
s’okay!
*squeeze*
He’s also not that tasteful.
Surely you can’t be serious?
Poor kid…this’ll be worth years of therapy, I bet.
You’re talking about the little kid to the far right, aren’t you?
Uhh…. yeah! Him too.
That’s just wrong.
I think you spoke for a lot of people with that one.
FSA? It’s been a while. Just pop back in for my birthday, didja? Thanks!
I guess. I’m making a slow comeback out of boredom.
I think, he may have made a boob or two.
He probably has his own moobs.
For a total of 4.
So we’re looking at 5 total.
Are you saying that he himself is also a boob?
I count 6, if you include the fashion faux pas then.
By the power of Grayskull!
She-Ra, or He-Man? It’s kind of hard to tell…
A little from column a, a little from column b, plus a pinch of Cringer.
He needs more Skeletor.
I’m not going to be the one to Teel-a him that.
GAH!!! Mindbleach again first thing in the morning…
I love the smell of mindbleach in the morning.
Proof that there are minds nearby?
Someone pass the brain bleach! I’m not feeling very “in the pink” right now.
♪brain bleach,
brain bleach,
Yummy yummy,
brain bleach♪
I don’t think you’re supposed to drink it, Jules!
Again, please, in English?
Didn’t that used to get called “L.A.R.P.”? As in live action role play?
Call it what you will, this is doing it wrong.
I think cosplay is more focused on the dressing-up part.
LARP used costumes, but it was more a medieval thing, i.e. knights of the round table and swordfights. I guess you can call re-enactments of the American War Between the States a huge-scale LARP.
The last time I heard of role-playing games, they were called LARP. I heard about cosplay a couple of days ago and had to google it. Too many name changes!! It makes my head hurt
Well put it this way, you can either ask granny catflap or you can google it. By this I mean don’t do either.
Really explicit graphic novel/ anime thing that involves women and tentacled creatures.
Okay, now this is the point where I say, “I’m really sorry I asked.”
*goes back to living under a rock*
*likes it there*
DON’T look it up!!!!
Don’t worry, that’s going to fall under the same category as “2 girls 1 cup” and “goatse”. Don’t really know what they are, and ain’t never gonna find out.
And that’s how I sleep at night.
I wish I had never seen the 2 girls thing. I really really do! What has been seen, cannot be unseen. I try to think of happy things to avoid thinking about it. Like total nuclear annihilation.
That’s when those things from Men in Black come in handy…
I totally forgot about those
*flashy thingys*
Did someone say ‘flash’? Where, who, when, and is there likely to be alcohol involved?
Now that could be one hell of a form of trture. SHow someone 2g1c and then wipe their memory, show them 2g1c, wipe memory, repeat…
Torture *
Show*
I’m making a lot of typos nowadays
Are typos a side effect of being flashy thingyed? Have you flashy thingyed her before AA? How many times??
Really, in this instance, ignorance is bliss!
Color me blissful!
I wouldn’t want to detract from your already lovely blue and green color scheme.
Are you still seeing the leprechaun hat? Clear your cashe (and send it to me!)
*colors Judy blissful*
Oo pretty!
As a Japanese citizen, I would strongly advise you not to look this up. Ever. To save your sanity and the quality of your eyes.
Words to live by!
What goes on at a convention, stays at the convention.
Phew.
Unless it’s a tattoo convention…
Crap.
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Unfortunately for us, the pictures didn’t stay there too.
this puts the name of cosplay to shame T-T
It is a cosplay of a character in Queen’s Blade, called Melona
~Thank you. I couldn’t understand the collection of others that explained this before you did, but I understood you perfectly.~
*vomits perfectly good fertilizer*
Hey!
*scoops vomited fertilizer into tanker truck*
*arranges delivery to Kansas*
Why Kansas, Gracie?
Because I don’t live there.
^5
Well, the Character is called Melona!
Just google for “queens blade melona” and look under pictures.
Hey everyone! I heard this character is called Melona! Did you know that? Did you?
*snicker*
*Kit Kat*
Gimme a break, man! Thinking of witty things to say is very…um…whatchamacallit…
Ooh…love those things, but they’re hard to hold onto with Butterfingers™…
*Chuckles*
I said you would regret it. I didn’t say how.
No, regret is ever finding the page for “Rule 34″, and scrolling down to the examples….
Sure, he may be a bad parent role model but I could never stay angry at anything why a rack that nice!
At least he’s not marrying the costume…
Please don’t reference that, BFF is having a hard enough time of this one as is. See below.
Well at least s/he shaved their legs.
Although I’m not sure that helped the ! mage any…
This isnt a fail, it is a cosplayer, one character from a anime called Queens Blade, it is one of the characters from the first episode
That does not mean that this is not a fail.
Is the character called “Melona” by any chance?
OMG!
What if it’s NOT Perez Hilton?
Does that mean there are more out there?
*engaging level 1 emergency defense protocol*
What’s level 1? Activating the spaceship’s engines?
Extinguishing all smoking materials.
Returning your seat backs to their full upright position.
Keeping all arms and legs inside the vehicle.
Remain calm until vehicle has come to a complete stop.
Liberal application of tin foil and BaconLube?
In honor of Judy’s birthday, I hereby open up the cuddlepuddle!
*leaves behind drinkies and squeezes*
Have a wonderful afternoon!
Wheeeee!!!! Thanks, sissy!!!!
*takes one squeeze – the biggest, fluffiest one*
*takes one drink, the biggest, most intoxicating one*
*slides into cuddle puddle*
*squeezes everybody*
*extra bluesqueezes for the Birthday Smurf*
Happy Birthday sweet blue one!!! Wishing you a long beautiful day, and a short beautiful skirt.
Eep!
*looks down*
How did you know what I was wearing???
This squeeze smells like aloe.
*leaves tequila and lime squeezes*
A cuddle puddle I haven’t missed…YAY!!!
*slips into cuddle puddle*
*squeezies for the failpeeps*
Whee!
Puddlety!
*returns buttery squeezies*
Woohoo!
*slips into puddle*
*squeezes all the failpeeps*
*extra squeezes for the birthday smurf!*
Slow posts, indeed! I just got your squeezes!
Thanks, sweetie!
MY EYES!!! MY INNOCENT EYES!!! AAARGHH!!!
*covers eyes and attempts to run out of room*
*whumps into wall*
*goes out cold*
*drags bf’s seemingly lifeless body into cuddle puddle*
*props him up on pillows*
*tucks a teddy bear under one arm*
I can’t believe, all this time he’s been on failblog, and he still thinks he has innocent eyes!
Sheeesh …GBF4518.innocent eyes.*rollin eyes*
Lady Gaga look-alike contest?
WTF oh HELL NO!!
~ Tell us how you really feel. ~
I would do that girl…
… AGAIN…
A Mellona crossplay from Queen’s Blade. o_o
He’s trying to cosplay that lady from Queen’s Blade. Lol, I don’t remember her name, but I remember I stopped watching that anime after episode one.
The real curiosity today is how you managed to type that out without the ability to read the many posts before yours that not only said the same thing, but actually named the character.
*wanders off in search of braaaaiiiiinnnnzzzzz*
He/she is special, I suppose.
Yep…Special Every Day
I found some brains over here
I know how they are able to type all those comments without EVER seeing the others. It does not involve scrolling.
Lady Gaga sucks ass and so does this.
Well at least we can agree on that one thing – your comment sucked ass.
therapy for certain.
whoa, he has nicer legs than i do.
I was at megacon and THIS guy was in front of me in line!
Judging from how bad he looks from the front, I certainly don’t want to see him from behind!!!
I second that!
*birdysqueeze*
*squeeze*
I would need brain bleach if I had seen that individual in person. A truckload of brain bleach!!
Or at least a truckload of tequila.
Y’all should come out to San Diego for Comicon. It’s a whole ‘nother world, trust me.
I’ve been to Gencon. I have an idea what it might be like.
Like this web comic of the crossdressing magic “girl”.
Gods, that sucks. Fortunately for all concerned, he didn’t enter our costume contest. We would have had to think of all the other children and kill him since he’s already destroyed the mind of is own crotch-spawn.
I’m guessing that he isn’t looking for attention from your type. The costume just doesn’t scream well adjusted early thirties looking for a girl to settle down.
forgot how to reply…that was for avis
You do know that the majority of cross-dressers are actually straight, right?
I’m not sure about the whole cosplay thing and how sexuality plays into it (if at all) — but most “regular” cross-dressers are straight men.
I proposed to my soon to be wife in this outfit and she in hers with her tentacle beast! think starwars wedding proposal only queens blade!
actruly he proposed 2 his GF at Megacon & they are getin married i was part of the cosplay u can see me in da left hand corner wit da silver hair
The family that cosplays together stays together?
:ick:
From THAT particular type of graphic novel? :ickickickick:
Granny would be proud of you!
Hahahaha! OK, I’m glad I put my drink down before I read that.
Just think of all the folks who will read that little thread and have no idea.
Well, what didja think them interwebz was born fer, mate?
I got this offa wikipedia:
“# Melona (メローナ, Merōna?): A shape-shifting magic-using girl, Melona who has the ability to take any physical form, takes the form of a pink liquid substance to create objects, move from place to place and to imitate people, one noticeable use is her hair which turns into hands that hold up her breasts and cover her nipples. Her primary offense is squirting acid from her breasts. She is voiced by Rie Kugimiya in the anime.”
What. The. Hell.
Thats my daddy manchii ^^
Hey Masa!!! ILY!!!! *gives kiss on the cheek* ur daddy is amazicle!!!! i miss u!
Looks like it was taken at MegaCon (which was last weekend).
So THAT’S what the average gamer looks like when he leaves gram grams basement.
Yes im on the Fail Blog thats sooooo Cool , i love fail blog and never thought i would Get to fail! and for those of you in a need to know
this was at Megacon convention ,not the mall or anything i mean look at the people in the back you thing if this was the mall everyone would be staring!
Yes its Melona from Queens Blade , and if you need more of me cause you just cant get enuff you can Google Manchii thats me and you will find more
the chest was a rush job sadly , made from dragonskin and the hands are Ecoflex , did i mention i love Fail blog and how proud i am to fail!
I just want to know if he got in the frat?
gotta love manchii. he’s a good friend of my boyfriend and sold me one kickass skateboard.
Let me guess, he’s going to see Lady Gaga?
He’s Lady Gaga’s lesser-known brother.
Ha! That’s actually a cosplay.
Does anyone else think that boy on the side looks like the little boy from Roseanne? haha!
If you look close , No not there , The boy is dressed As the cave man that is a opponent in Queensblade Video game for the psp , and the girl to the side is Alice from Queensgate a spinoff from queensblade , and if the picture taker would have been around earlier they would have seen 15 people from the same series ,Manchii (me in the pink) is a well known Cosplayer and organized what is now the largest Queensblade group on the planet thus far.
also might i add the picture taker was a freaky cheer leader with large make up and a skirt so short that you could see her small indesent underpants ,she spends her time jumping up and down for no reason in the skimpiest clothes and touching other girls ,and they want to call us weird, best look in the mirror ,,not saying im not weird but cheerleaders are freaker yet!
omg those cheerleaders were creepy! they were every where we went! *hides in dark corner an crawls up into a ball*
Why doesn’t the costume have a belly button?
Damn, Perez found our picture of him and tweeted it. @GDawg99 will have to creep him some more and post it at more secret places.
I noticed there are ads here for P90X get it from me instead, then you can have a free coach & I can help keep ya accountable to actually DO IT!!!
haha that’s a colsplay from queens blade
Wow, I didn’t know Stacey London did conventions.
Hah! I was in line right behind that guy at Megacon.
thats stanky!
The hell he wearin’ a Melona coslay! Totally not cool.
i got this anime, it kinda sucks. but her character, the hands squeeze her ample chesticles and squirt out this acid that burns through anything. but they must never be blocked or else they’ll implode on themselves. it’s quite interesting how the heroine of the show figures this out ^^
its a man u know
oh my word… somebody please call the cops! this guy don’t belong in the public even if it’s in an anime convention!
DEAR GOD QUEENS BLADE COSPLAY FROM HELL!
OH JESUS CHRIST YOU KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM AS WELL?!
I was part of the cosplay hahaha it was soooo fun i was Alice frm the manga i have the silver hair an Manchii (Malona) made most of the costumes an did a great job! ^_^
HOLY SHIT! …i thot those were real at first..
OMG dats me in da left hand corner in da white wig! an dats my my friends Sierra’s dad an he is the most amazing person ever he made all of our costumes an we had a great time. He is a wonderful dad & a great person & he has the best self confidence ever!!!! Queens Blade was pour cosplay.
You did a pretty good job with the Alice cosplay. And dang haha where did he get that Melona outfit? Its even got boobs!
I’d like to see Elina cosplay, Elian’s hoooot.
Manchii (Malona) made the costumes he did a wonderful job an i cant wait til the next convention! ^_^
the girl on the far left is me an im from the Queen’s blade manga as Alice an the lil boy is Captain caveman.
Haha, Queens blade cosplay is nice.
This is from queens blade she shoots out acidic “milk” out of those
COSPLAY FAIL MORE LIKE IT
internet rule 16 ,if you fail in epic proportions it may just become a winning failure , not to mention rule 34! LOL
that’s sick..
i know that guy, hes awesome. he goes to anime conventions in florida and purposely dresses that way. he has a wife, and son (i believe the one next to him). he loves goofing off and receiving that type of attention.
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP…….LOL
Failblog is love!
Manchii is not only one of the best cosplayers out there, but one of the nicest.
And a bit of a celebrity.
Shucks, that’s only Bahbwa Streisand