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Hairless. Hairless.
so its without hair or..?
Got to give them credit. I bet a lot of people actually asked which one is the hairless rat.
That was my thought.
Having worked in a pet shop…I know that’s why It’s there.
i bet this was in America
im almost first, SUCK IT
Is it hairless?
Stop looking so interested. It’s still got teeth.
I was first. SUCK IT
mmm wholesome suckness… yeah u were first… now bite me.
Hairless rat. For brainless people.
25 bucks for a rat? Seriously, there’s a business model here.
1. Get some rats.
2. Get some mates around and shave those rats.
3. Safety.
4. ????
5. Profit!
RATS! I wish I’d thought of that. Turns out, the model doesn’t apply to all mammals (including poodles apparently).
Works on beavers. I and several of my friends have hairless beavers. We pay good money for them and get lots of enjoyment out of them on a regular basis.
Do you compare your hairless beavers too? Or maybe bring them together so they can play together? lol
Every now and then, we have a guy say one of our beavers mishandled his wood. We have to do a line-up for him to pick out the offending beaver.
*takes out score cards and blindfold*
I’m all set for the beaver tasting.
Granny first! I think mine’s deaded though
I’d still stick it to her dead, cold corpse.
C-C-C-COMMENT FAIL. Seriously, ballsauce?
Well, you don’t want to snatch them away from each other.
and they have a way with wood.
like Jesus
Jesus is hawt.
heavenly
I’m afraid I don’t believe you. Do you have any photographic evidence of said beaver?
I’m with Dr. B! ; )…
P.S. Who CARES who’s FIRST?!!!!!!!!!!
I guess you’ve never worked with general public members. The questions can get a lot dumber than “which is the hairless rat.”
lol I was thinking the exact same thing. Maybe its just where I live, but people here seem to have an IQ somewhere near that of a hairless rat. Perhaps it’s because of the shallow gene pool many of them are splashing about in….
Which one is the hairless one so I can test its IQ
Its all that McDonalds and Wal-Mart. Extreme capitalism has led to an increase of super secret marketing strategies. McDonalds has been injecting a formula into their french fries that latches onto the Serotonin receptors in the brain and simply turns the consumer into a greasy, fat, pig monster. Thus, lowering the IQ, and making them tragically forget what a hairless rat is. Diane Sawyer did a story about it. Wal-Mart also pumps a gas through their vents that smells of sweet bacon and old spice. Mind controlling agent.
How I wish that was true… at least I would have someone else to blame for my cravings.
come here you little pig monster! *squeeze!*
Stop mind-controlling me!
Do what us Americans pride ourselves on…SUE EM! Take responsibility for your own actions?? Uh no thanks! I blame McDonalds for the constant shoveling of food into my mouth hole! Gimme money! Im fat! (Wow…apparently, I had to vent on that topic…)
Ah, so that’s it. Well, with me not being american, I don’t feel your pain.
Rats are quite intelligent…I think you’ve got that wrong.
I’m a rat enthusiast and have several of my own, so I get some incredibly dumb questions about them. This is definitely the kind of question I hear at pet stores.
That may be an insult to hairless rats.
mmmmmm, I just love a bit of hairless rat
Ahhhhh! So there’s still a rat attached to that tail I can see dangling out?
Perfect…but also, I don’t mind a landing strip.
a nice long one with a hanger at the end
gross. Your face is black.
and you have ballsauce all over yours
I love ball sauce. Quite splendid.
I love black…regularly
White girls just don’t know how to ride….if you know what I mean..
I’m not picky, but if I’m paying $25, it better be hairless
go see notalwaysright.com … realise that this sort of thing is sadly necessary.
The Chosen one! also reffered to as “The one with no Hair”
People die if they are killed
Yeah, but do people get killed when they die?
What if I was pregnant with a female fetus and I die. Will my fetus get pregnant and die? And will it’s fetus get pregnant and die? Then will the pregnant fetus’ fetus get pregnant get diesdsddjndksjfsnkljfnslfenwe?
Damn, I bet you’re having quite a bad day today.
Either that, or everyone around you has.
My Baby’s baby’s fetus just died. Thanks alot. Your fault.
Ah, that’s what that smell is. Thought it was my subway sandwich.
Mmmmmm Fetus Sandwich…im hungry.
You’re into recycling I see.
What if your fetus decided to start eating you?
depends on who came first , the chicken or the egg .
Depends on who you ask, Darwin or God.
Ask bacon. You’ll win every time.
Depends on what’s there to win… I don’t have high hopes when facing a bacon.
HO
LY
SH
IP! Noah’s Ark to be precise.
Judas – “Screwing things up since Jesus times!”
I never thought rats would have a problem producing a heir.
To Heir is rat.
It’s true. You can’t have a rat king like that.
Would a rat queen be gay?
Oh is it the one with no hair?
Nope. You’re look at the wrong rat. Its over there…next to the bacon.
Do I spot a recurring theme here?
I really don’t think this is a “fail.” It’s a joke. It is intentional. Say all you like about how stupid customers can be – and I’m sure that true a lot of the time. But I really think this is just an example of PetSmart being playful and fun…. You know, with their $25 rats.
I rated this average because of the following: If, as implied by the sign, there is a mixture of hairy and hairless rats in the container, then if the sign did NOT specify that the hairless rat was the rat without hair that would be another fail. The fail picture would be the sign, “hairless rat” plus the container filled with hairy rats plus a few hairless rats. Here this sign was saying there was hairless rats in there and there are hairy ones! That’s a fail!
petland is bad: puppy mills, birds w/ clipped wings, etc. please do not buy from these jerk-offs.
Their specificity is remarkable at this Petland.
I feel like this is a win.
I agree- definite win.
They probably wrote that because people kept asking which one it was.
As opposed to hairy rat (the one with hair).
ooooooooh!!soo the hairless rat is the one that has no hair?that must be hard to figure out
Screwey management like that is what wound up closing down the Petland in my local mall!
25 bucks for a hairless rat? Sheesh, I only paid $15 for mine.
Not to be mistaken with the wireless mouse…
nice description