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1st & last? huzzah!
You’re not last anymore.
I am the King Snake, I can do whatever I want!!
All hail King Ssssssssssssssnake!
Everything about this picture is just great. The irony of the inclusion of the sign, the man’s face, the sheer stupidity.
Yes, but there could be more cowbell
Touche, sir.
Always more cowbell! LOL
my name!!11?!?!
Coupled with the fact that he’s wrist-deep in that bird’s mouth – this is pretty much the best fail/win I’ve seen.
Yes, I just found it- It is awesome!
yum
Nom nom nom
Wakawakawaka.
Falcon Punch, meet Ostrich Bite. YES!
Show me ya OSTRICH!
Oowoo!
Wolololooo!
That made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself.
Deep throat… huh?
HOT EMU CHICKS FISTED, HACKED ACCOUNTZZZZ
This made me LOL!!
Ow, my hand! Why don’t they put up a warning sign or something?!
I dont know.
THEY DID ACTUALLY OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG I BET U DIDNT SEE THAT YET HUH!?
i’m pretty sure the OP was being sarcastic…
He was way too busy getting his hand out of that mouth.
3rd
Congratulations. You are a twat.
you misspelled TURD
looks like he’s eating that guys whole hand !
Nom nom nom !
wow that’s just sad…
Yep, the ostrich just needed a hand
hahahah 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Congratulations. You are a twat also.
I’d say I feel bad for the guy, but we all know I’d be lying.
It’s hard to feel bad for idiots, isn’t it?
It is indeed!
He was asking for it.
Really, he told the ostrich to eat him.
*SQUEEZE!!!!*
We miiiiiiiiiisssssssssssed yoooooooooouuuuuuuu!
*squeeeeeze!*
I missed you guys too!
So? How was it? Did you lay about on the beach? Did you eat fantastic food? Did you get to have romantic evenings with the hubby? TELL US!!!!!
Yes, to all your questions. It was a great time. We actually did a lot of nothing, which was fabulous. One of the greatest things about our condo, was the full kitchen. We did some cooking on our own, saved a TON of money, and had some delicious meals.
I’m currently red as a beet, despite re-applying sunscreen every half-hour, and tired as can be. We took the red-eye out last night, and have been up with the kids all day. I’ll probably be heading to bed in a few, I just wanted to peek in while I had a few minutes.
Welcome back! Sometimes lots of nothing is just what the Dr. ordered.
My next question was going to be “just how bad is the sunburn?”
My legs! They are the worst! I can barely sit, which made for an…uncomfortable…trip home.
That is one reason I do not own a pair of shorts. And I tend to wear a sarong when in a bathing suit. I burn. Easily.
Stock up on aloe after-burn gel. It will be your best friend. And DON’T take baths. Take cool showers instead.
When you aren’t using it, put the aloe in your refrigerator. It’s sooo nice when you go to put more on.
Aloe is already in the fridge! I’m an experienced burner. The sun was just so warm and inviting!
*shakes fist at sun*
*runs to fridge for ice-cold aloe*
*applies to knuckles*
*reads all of these sun burn posts*
*thinks too hard about the sun*
*runs to the fridge for ice-cold aloe*
*reads sunburn posts*
*looks at fail*
*buries head in sand*
Bedtime for burglars.
Aloe-ha, y’all!
*has flashback type memories of the time she burned purple on her back*
*whimpers*
Oooh! I thought I was the only one who could turn purple with sunburn. Nice to know I’m not the only freakishly pale person out there.
You side with the bird every time.
Of course I do!! We’ve got to flock together you know!
Birds of a feather……………… wait, do ostriches have feathers? ugh… *facepalm*
Did you really just ask that?
See? Edit button= Nice.
There’s an edit button? Wow… where is it how how do I use it?
We WANT an edit button. We don’t have one though.
It could go right over the “Reply” button on posts made by you, and it could be PURPLE!
Nope, orange.
I concur!!!!
I don’t feel bad for him, I think he’s doing it deliberately for the photo. Totally worth it.
Oh alright I’ll say it:
“OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM”
There now I feel better.
Man they should really put a warning sign there… oh wait
I like the sign.
“Pull my finger” backfired.
“fisting” win?
Ummm…tastes like chicken?
Apparently people do! Ostrich does not though.
Wrong. People taste like pork. This is the reason cannibals used to call humans dedicated for eating “long pigs”. ^^
This is really true. But luckily, I didn’t have to find it out myself.
I had recently heard that while roasting humans smell like roasting pork, they do not taste like pork.
I don’t believe I ever want to find out…ever.
*breathes deeply*
*manages to hold down lunch*
It’s okay…
*squeeze*
Chilies’ baby back ribs,
Chilies’ baby back ribs,
With BARBEQUE SAUSE
LMAO!
Now I’m thinking about Fat Bastard…
Git in mah belleh!!
I’ve heard it tastes like celery :s
I’ve always wondered, do ostrich bite? Does anybody know?
It is really biting if you don’t have any teeth?
Maybe they gum more than bite. I know somebody who would know.
They don’t have gums, they have a beak. And yes, it’s still biting even if they don’t have teeth…
Feeding the birds. You’re doing it wrong.
That bird has flipped.
The man was just trying to feed it.
It’s a nice gesture
I think the other one’s thinking about going at the upper arm, too!
He should have got someone to hold his beer.
The ostrich is now holding the one that was in his right hand.
I just love the guys face. You know his friends won’t let him forget it.
And that human in there is just to funny.
FAIL fail: obvious ‘shop job
Errr…that should be “WIN FAIL” (reason unchanged)
I’ll second the ‘shop call.
Loo carefully at the shadows. See the little bit from the tab of the strapon the fence? Not a Photoshop. Again.
The loo is down the hall and to your left.
O.K. – so my typing is an epic fail…LOL
domo arigato mister roboto
!mag!ne what Hitchc0ck’s movie would have been like with these bad boys!!
Tippi Hedren would never have stood a chance.
Would have been a somewhat shorter movie too.
Forget the swooping…watch those bad boys run!
I was thinking in addition to the other birds, not instead of!!!
Nowhere to hide, and no use running!
What a twisted birdie mind you have…me likes!!!
I have my moments!!
Have you read the story the movie was based on?
No, is it any good?
It’s better than the movie.
Same title? Can I get it at Borders? I’m always in the market for a good book!
Taste like pork?
I suppose this is what you call “biting the hand that doesn’t feed you but annoyingly fondles your beak”
Well.. i think the guy don’t have the right hand, and this is a joke picture.
You all failed.
totally shopped, but still funny
It’s not very ehm… handy of him
Let’s see what happens when I stick my hand he– BLAUUUGHHHH!!!
I just saw this place on the Travel Channel last week! I think it’s somewhere near Tucson, AZ. They also have an off-road tour bus they drive people around on.
Rooster Cogburn’s Ostrich Ranch between Tucson & Phoenix on I-10. Totally not photo shopped, those birds HURT. They have other animals too that are way more fun to feed.
Seriously? That’s the name of the place?
‘Scuze me, I have someone I NEED to call!!!
*snork*
I thought of you quite a few times on my trip. Chickens and roosters run wild on Kauai. I frequently found myself yelling at a rooster to get out of my way, and giggled to myself because of it.
Hee! I just called him to tell him about the ranch!!!
I suppose he cringed about “Rooster c0ckburn”?
♫ Feed the birds. Tuppence a bag… ♫
It’s just a hand, that’s cheap! It could have been an arm and a leg!
Possibly.
… might be if the second ostrich gets involved.
That one seems to be looking on as if to say “Hey, that looks tasty!”
Expression is PRICELESS
You can see that it’s photo shopped.
shopped, therefore fails to FAIL.
= WIN?
Noticed the shopping RIGHt away… but…. never thought about it like that before. So, I agree…. FTW
Schadenfreude Fence enjoys your pain.
Looks kinda fake…
Those ostriches will attack you.
hahahaha, indeed the guys face is epic xD
the ostrich face is also kinda angry ROFL
hehe win
ppl jsut dont read signs xD
muhaha
Yes, all birds certainly do bite…
{Ostrich: Aha, you must be that submissive predator, aren’t you? How do you like my strong legs and sharp beak? *The ostrich launches its legs and beak at him and enjoys doing it.*}
{Sorry, a bird is not a man’s best friend (and vice versa).}
I have been to this place, one of the guides tells you if you are afraid of the birds biting you to put the seed on the back of your hand, like letting a dog sniff your hand.
Looks like this guy filled his palm with seed so the bird just took it all… Ostrich spit is very slimy and the insides of their mouths feel like wet leather. No teeth, but the beaks feel weird.
I hope he went into the aviary with the Rainbow Lories, they hear you coming with cups of nectar and rush at you like scud missiles!
Wow, that bites.
hahaha those ones look so much like emu, I was at an animal farm and the ostriches were cuddly the male strut around heaps, the emu almost stole my camera from my hands when i went to take a pic of a Kid (baby Goat) that was nudging my leg.. good thing it was samsung.. hard to damage
They are ostriches. They’re females, which is why they are brown. Emus are much smaller and have different plumage.
Fake. Look at the ostriches head and tell me it looks normal.
There’s one behind him. It looked odd to me too. But it’s just another bird.
HA NO WAY! I saw that dude get bit! It’s a place near Tucson.
Ostrich wins. Flawless victory.
“F*ckin vets always trying to feel me up… my throat…”
I am pretty sure these birds are emu not ostrich
And so why is there a sign about ostrich on the fence?
He means they’re Emo Ostriches.
*wipes beer off of laptop screen*
My work here is done.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I need to buy a squeegee.
yesssssss
OSTRICH PAWNCH!!…???
dont ya see?
OSTRICH BITE!
xDDDDDDDDDDDD
True, I can see what sign says, but clearly, people are stupid, see photo
Um… “Noodling” is supposed to be for catfish… NOOB!
You do realize that his hand is behind the birds head, do you?
BUBA® IS FRRIIIIISSSTTTT!!!!!!!11111
WAY too perfect – the sign, the expression on the man’s face, the composition – either the ostrich is actually harmless and the hand of the man is hidden behind the head or it’s photoshopped. Not for a second I do believe this is a real snapshot. Why on earth should he stand with his back to the ostriches and extend his arm that way?
Looks fake to me..
Doug Heffernan interpretation, your doing it quite well
sign win
Tory Belleci just confirmed another myth:
Yes, ostrich bite.
fake!
CHARLIE!
Wow! Oral fisting!
OM NOM NOM NOM
Even ostriches hate Limp Bizkit!
Does anyone else think this looks like Tory from the Mythbusters?
Yes, Ostriches bite, myth busted.
OMG yes! i was just thinking the same thing
Yet another moron. Use Epic Win for Wins.
Conceivably, ostrich and emu could be in the same pen; but I think those are ostrich because emu feathers look “stringier” and less like feather.
I, too, was wondering if this guy was missing his hand already, and posed next to the sign with his arm outstretched, to allow the bite on his stump for comic effect in the photo. If he did, he may have underestimated the pinch-power of a beak. Even a pinch from a duck’s beak is mighty uncomfortable, and I can’t imagine that a bird the size of an ostrich wouldn’t have significantly more punch in their pinch.
We go to Rooster Cogburn’s whenever we can, and my boyfriend loves baiting the ostrich into nibbling on his fingers. They snap…not really biting. It might be enough to scare a small child, but it certainly wouldn’t hurt a grown man. The guy in the photo is pretending. Here’s a pic of my boyfriend getting bit by an ostrich, and as you can see, he’s laughing about it:
Ah…I failed. Here’s the link to the pic: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2742/4446161952_cf834814e7_o.jpg
Definitely fake… check out how the arm seems to dwindle to a thin finger by the time it reaches the ostrich’s beak… and compare that arm to his other one
Victor es marico!
He was warned.
The guy’s face is the best part.
Nom de guerre
This is shopped. The ostrich’s eyes are out of line, and the hand that’s being bitten by the ostrich is thinner than his other arm.
I know exactly where this is, it’s the ostrich farm outside Tucson, I’ve been next to that exact sign too!
I was just about to say that too! I’ve been there too…my mom’s been bitten by those ostrich too, though not quite THAT badly…
Did anybody else notice that the sign seemed really damn excited? “Yes! Ostrich bite!” It was like a freakin’ command.
Ostrich Win = Stupid Human Fail
Ah…this is a Photoshop trick…but if you skipped geometry then it seems pretty real!
Accuracy Fail!
lol i like his expression on his face
immense win.
Looks like an emu, ‘sept the sign clearly says ostrich.
Doug Heffernan?
This is epic fail… those are emus
Yikes! They should stick to making burgers from cattle.
ostrich 1, man 0
Retarded dude, Smart and luck Ostrich
Of course I do!! We’ve got to flock together you know!
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lol
Ostrich TOTAL WIN! LOL
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Well I kill people and eat hands, that’s two things.