After moving to NY, my temporary job did afford access to a PC during the day. Now that I got a new job (much better) I am on a computer most of the day. Though I still will only be popping in an out. Missed all of ya’s though!
Ah, the memories of itchy, smelly wool uniforms on sweltering SE Texas Friday nights, where the humidity was at 100%, the mosquitoes were dining on any exposed flesh, and the crowds were absolutely RABID about football. And then we donned our silly feather-plumed hats and stepped out in front of the crowd… that’s when the magic started and it was all worth it.
The trips all over to compete weren't half bad, either. Then there was the fact that I could skip class and legitimately say I was in the band hall....
Omg! I cant believe after so many posts that no one ever realized the 7th person, the girl, forgot her uniform at laundry (or forgot to bought it) *blushes* so, there are 3 Fails on this photo, and I think the full photo have mroe Fails. LOL
Hate to break it to you all, but this is actually NOT a failure. I work at this school and have the official school list. That kid’s first name actually starts with an F. And yes, these are REAL names. Believe me when I say, as a teacher, you run into names that you would NEVER have come up with in your wildest dreams.
The names are not made up. I go to this school. My best friend knows these people. (And his picture is somewhere on the poster this is from) I know a few of them. That girl is in green and carrying a rifle because she’s in the color guard. I’m sure you think these names are funny, but these are real people, and it’s not their fault.
i am in the color guard and this is our marching band picture. i know all of these people. ALL THE NAMES ARE REAL! the girl in the bottom left is in color guard and SHE DOESNT HAVE A RIFLE IT IS A FLAG!!!! and she is in green because it is our marching band shirt because the colorguard uniforms are different from the band uniforms.
you know whats even more pathetic, i go to this school, and im in this band… our band teacher made a whole big deal about this today, lol it was so gay
this should be “distraction win” cause you guys are concerned with the names im trying to figure out why theres an Israeli girl in the corner with a rifle. shes not well camouflaged either
first!
ah culmbo you figured out you were 1st F.You
What are the odds of both being in the same row?
And whats up with the startrek costumes?!
marching band uniforms
And why do so many appear to have facial injuries?
Color guard flags…
actually, they clumped all of the odd names together
the guy in the middles name is
Seen My Essenbocker (?)
tbh didn’t notice it
EXACTLY!!!!!!
i found this even more funny xD
yeah, really…
i also read Odom as scrotum
would ha been funnier if is name started with an S. ——) S. odom
F. You
Great name to carry. You have to admit that.
i think T. Grant looks the coolest, though…
look at him…
Pedobear…
A guy in my school is named Fu, K. His computer login is FuK.
racist.
..yes..
..YES
YESSS!!!
Thank you.
Your first! Your also an idiot! Yay!
You’re = you are
The grammar Nazi strikes again!
It is ironic to call someone an idiot with two grammatical errors in seven words.
This post is BS, think about it, when’s the last time you saw a year book that wasn’t in Alphabetical order?
its not a yearbook
its a band mural that we paid a guy to randomly throw together
second!
Leila!
*pounce!*
Ooooooow!!
I am sorry but he started it!!!!
PS: I may not be here tomorrow and I wanted to be sure to give you your HB squeezies. *SupahHappyBirthdaySqueeeeeeeze* to my most favorite Smurfette!
Aw, thanks, sweetie!
*squeezes*
Happy happy for tomorrow!
I will soil your wall tomorrow
Noooooooooooo!!! Not her wall.
*puts pampers on granny*
just kidding!
how do I look? *swirls*
Lovely! Just dahling!
I look forward to my wall-soiling party.
What kind of music goes best at a wall-soiling?
stink floyd?
Soil?
The Peetenders?
The Butthole Surfers?
Puddle of Mudd.
Cradle of Filth.
The Backalley Boys.
Poopy & The Blowfish?
The Dungbeatles..
no?
Billy Piddle?
Buttney Schmears?
Alice Pooper?
Juice Pooton?
Maybe T’pu’pu can give you a little Fart and Soul?
Juice Spritzstream?
Damn! Second
How about the guy in between them with the black eye?
Please…no more of the ‘Paddy’ not ‘Patty’ … I beg you. I didn’t even have one sip of alcohol but I am still suffering from a hangover. *sigh*
BMW is always a win!
I’d not be surprised if this was photoshopped.
Oh totally. I noticed the pixels before I noticed the names.
You people just don’t understand the latin meaning of “Vai”.
LOL did anyone notice the guy isn’t playing a viola those are knitting needles !!11!!!elebenty
they go to my school its not fake lol.
actually i go to this high school. it’s from one of the football game programs and uhh they’re all legit names. high school band kids!
elena noticed same time
publisher fail.
i wonder if it’s a boy or a girl
Is that Roxette or Simon and Garfunkel?
It used to be good, but he lost it somehow.
this one time in band camp….?
Play my flute.
there seems to be something blocking the end
Blow harder, it’ll clear.
For the other 50%… one needs to suck harder?
Well, at least you have that part covered, Redspacecat.
)
And 9 times out of 10 it works.
That’s more than half!
you don’t get it.
I wouldn’t want a revolt on my hands now
Just a bit of self-love, that’s all…
*squeeze*
*squeeze!*
There, there…it’s okay…hand over fist…erm…

We’ll just give you *squeezies* instead.
Uh, be careful what you’re squeezing…
Bow chicka bow wow!
get a room!
Yeah, what this guy said!
I wouldnt want to meet that guy in a dark alley. (No h0mo.)
Except that she’s a girl.
6 fish
Yeah, you don’t want to know what he does with those drumsticks.
I would say no, I feel it would be unfair to build a house on that person.
How about around?
That would be nicer I feel!
Cause she’s a brick… HOUSE!
She’s mighty mighty!
WIN
But you forgot – bagpipes are from Sweden!!!
Oh no! I accidenty the bagpipes.
Scottish or Irish?
Northumbrian.
Nubians have bagpipes?
That both blows and squeezes.
Is that a wind up? *squeeze*
Quit Droning! *squeeze*
Pipe down!
Ohhhh you Tart….an.
I shall bellow at you if you’re not careful.
*sulks*
*pokes Jam in the Bladder*
*runsawaywithaquickness*
Reed. My. Lips…
Eeep. I need to pee now.
*mouth drops open*
I can tell!
Mmmmm…. Jam and custard tart.
Sorry! Just haven’t had breakfast yet.
*wanders off to get sustenance*
That’s no excuse you silly googie!! Plus, they taste like chicken. BLEH!!!
*squeeze*
To you, that’s a bad thing…
*licks self*
Salty, with a hint of perfume, yick!
*wanders in… pokes around… wanders out*
OMG!!! I just saw a cute tiger. Anyone else see that?
hmmm… I don’t see my tiger gravatar… must have been too long in posting.
Me it be… temporarily.
I see your avi just fine. *squeeze* You’ve been missed. Where have you been?
*squeeeeeeeeze*
Nice to see you, even if it is only for a little while…
*Pins the Tiger to the floor*
You ain’t going nowhere!
*squeeeeeeeeeeze*
After moving to NY, my temporary job did afford access to a PC during the day. Now that I got a new job (much better) I am on a computer most of the day. Though I still will only be popping in an out. Missed all of ya’s though!
Hiya, Aiki! Nice to see your cute fuzzy tiger here.
bottom right. is that a rifle?
*left
Bagpipes.
Colorguard!
Would be even better if the guy named J. Odom would have a first name that begins with S…
Pictured next to G. Amorah.
he appears to be holding a rusty trombone
Is that a bassoon in your pocket or, oh, okay, it’s a bassoon.
but I’m still happy to see you!
Hee!
Lmao! Now I’m curious as to what happened to the other people with funny names….
52nd!
I’m fond of how intense the guys look, as if it’s the photos from their gang initiation. I also giggled at the one random chick in the green tshirt.
This was probably the one who made sure this image now circulates the internet with a name on it worse than her’s (or his, I really can’t tell).
Haha! That’s my high school! Go Wildcats!
It doesn’t look like any kind of High School Musical to me.
That school…I drive by it every day on my way to work. It’s hillariomous!
Jesus condom was better…
The real puzzle here is why Mr. Esenbock is still in a school band at the age of 47.
“Grant”. What a silly last name…
I was thinking the same thing! ^
So why the heck are they all so shiny, did they have glitter for breakfast, or does this photographer have no clue as to lighting teenagers?
Yes.
The photos were taken right after marching practice? Tater Tots served at lunch that day?
Yes. Most of them ate more of the tater than tots. Which is a good thing.
I thought Scotty meant they bathed in them.
Ah well, you live and learn!
Bathed in taters? Sounds like something the Vicar would do.
Spudtacular to watch?
With a dash of Baconlube™
Obviously they were impersonating Edward Cullen.
Black Guy can’t smile strikes again!
ya GO CLARINETS!they f u
“You” is really an Asian surname. but sadly he has the initial “F”. lol
I miss F. Me.
Me, 2.
*squeezes most favored of all law students*
*reaches beyond Judy to get a squeeze in*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
*squeeze mal*
*supah squeezes them both*
Are these kids in some sort of band? What the hell are they wearing?
They are wearing their space suits, they will be time travelling after the photo shoot, and hope to be joining Buck Rogers shortly.
To infinity and beyooooooooooooooond…!!!!!!!
~Hey, you’re right! I missed that one!
Good job spotting that!~
~Wow! I have to get my peepers checked. I totally missed that too Judy.~
~What would we do without you, civ?~
It was actually a nice surprise to discover it myself.
I’d say name WIN
Ah, the memories of itchy, smelly wool uniforms on sweltering SE Texas Friday nights, where the humidity was at 100%, the mosquitoes were dining on any exposed flesh, and the crowds were absolutely RABID about football. And then we donned our silly feather-plumed hats and stepped out in front of the crowd… that’s when the magic started and it was all worth it.
Omg! I cant believe after so many posts that no one ever realized the 7th person, the girl, forgot her uniform at laundry (or forgot to bought it) *blushes* so, there are 3 Fails on this photo, and I think the full photo have mroe Fails. LOL
Not only did that girl in green on the bottom left forget her uniform, she apparently brought her rifle along for picture day.
f. you too, winekone!
Freshman!!!!
Those are some really unfortunate pictures…
So, it’s You.
Their faces are fail
I don’t know about anyone else, but I think this is win!
I don’t think those are real names. I’d say this is a fake name WIN!
Hate to break it to you all, but this is actually NOT a failure. I work at this school and have the official school list. That kid’s first name actually starts with an F. And yes, these are REAL names. Believe me when I say, as a teacher, you run into names that you would NEVER have come up with in your wildest dreams.
Yeah right.
LOL youre the topic of discussion nice -THEJOHNFROMYOURSPANISH;D
Spiffy clarinet he’s holding up there.
” K@ the Custard fairy Hoarder of very random objects says:
March 18, 2010 at 8:25 am
*licks self*
Salty, with a hint of perfume, yick!” YOU TASTE LIKE PLAY D’OH?
haha double fail for the uniform
What is this, the school of sexually suggestive names? Where’s Harry Balls and Peter Hardman?
There principals name is D. S. Nuts
On a positive note – check out the diversity in those folks. Yep, American rules despite the best efforts of the republitards and testicle dippers.
>10511 votes
wat
IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!!!!!
*crushes scouter*
alotta kids names starting with the letter J nowwadays
Ready for your next challenge? {YO!!! *WHAP!!!*}
looks liek the girl in the bottom left in hodlign a riffel? and why is she wearing all green
All these names seem made up.
Thier not, They all go to my school. I was actualy in colorguard, haha
the f. you was funny
its a win
The names are not made up. I go to this school. My best friend knows these people. (And his picture is somewhere on the poster this is from) I know a few of them. That girl is in green and carrying a rifle because she’s in the color guard. I’m sure you think these names are funny, but these are real people, and it’s not their fault.
I don’t really think this is a fail, I have a friend named Derek You (pronounced Yoh), I think they just forgot his first initial. :\
Oh, I missed the F… -__- Har har, very funny…
should be a win.
You sir, have an epic name.
all of you fail, no one notices the girl out of uniform sporting a gun in the low left corner??? FTW!
She’s color guard. That is their uniform. Including the rifle. (Shame her name isn’t in the picture, I think I know her)
interestingly enough, that’s not the colorguard uniform and the rifle is a prop. soooo stop talking like you know.
i am in the color guard and this is our marching band picture. i know all of these people. ALL THE NAMES ARE REAL! the girl in the bottom left is in color guard and SHE DOESNT HAVE A RIFLE IT IS A FLAG!!!! and she is in green because it is our marching band shirt because the colorguard uniforms are different from the band uniforms.
Does anyone notice the girl in green with a gun
Did you notice that it’s already been clarified that she’s in the color guard?
why are you being such a b*tch
did anyone notice that the second kid has a black eye? that’s what you get for being in band…
F.You in a yearbook!!!!! That’s a win in my book.
you know whats even more pathetic, i go to this school, and im in this band… our band teacher made a whole big deal about this today, lol it was so gay
then can i ask why that girl at the left down corner forget her star trek costume and bring a rifle to the school photo O-o
What is the bottom left girl holding a rifle?
Actually that’s pretty damn epic.
That’s not fail, it’s epic win!
total win !
this should be “distraction win” cause you guys are concerned with the names im trying to figure out why theres an Israeli girl in the corner with a rifle. shes not well camouflaged either
I may be wrong, but is the girl in the bottom left corner, not only not wearing a band uniform, but also holding a machine gun?
That’s not fail, it’s epic win!
Double fail.
i wanna see his face, i bet hes super cute
with kind regards
F. You