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haha america!
Stands for Paraphernalia Of Recreational Nature. Newest in military relaxation technology.
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This is more of a WIN!
I too agree that this is a win. Epic win… those guys have to have something to keep themselves entertained while in theater.
Morale win
Anybody who knows of the army knows this is commonplace..
Totally a win!
Oh, I thought it was the newest psychological warfare equipment. :O
Well, then, they should have just written that out on the box, at least!
i know, but I saw i could make a first comment so I just typed the first thing that crossed my mind regarding to failures and that is: Fail == AMERICA!
ok, agree with u
that was one interesting post sir. By the way, it’s a custom in some armies to arrange (how to put it gently) “escort nights” for the soldiers. To keep morale high, you know. Is there a method for that in the US?
No, no there is not. You’re also not supposed to have sex while you’re deployed there. Something about it being distracting to the mission. We got that fun lecture when we arrived in Iraq.
If you do, you need to keep it very discreet, but that usually doesn’t happen. There are no secrets on deployment.
Gay soldiers are lucky.
Hey, technically GO-1 doesn’t prohibit sex, it prohibits cohabitation. You can’t have the opposite sex in your room or be in the room of the opposite sex. I (and others) got around this by having sex at work, which is (funnily enough) not against the rules so long as you’re not actually working at the time. That’s not to say you still won’t get in trouble for it, it just means you have a leg to stand on when you argue your case.
I generally stock up about 10Gb worth pre-deployment.
i’m currently sitting on about 370Gb right now, and i’m deployed
holy crap dude
omfg. epic.
After my last deployment I ended up collecting it while I’m stateside so i can distribute it on my next deployment, I think I’m up to about 450 gigs, you gotta watch out where/what you get through the internet though: I tried downloading in bulk and went through it months later only to find there was potentially illegal stuff in what I downloaded. And for the record: yes, I did delete it.
Must be some very small stars…
Or maybe only one of them…
“i know, but I saw i could make a first comment so I just typed the first thing that crossed my mind regarding to failures and that is: Fail == AMERICA!”
Oh, now I get it. HAHAHAHA! Good one! Funniest thing ever typed, seriously…
You must be from America, good luck buddy
WOW, you are so clever. Obsess much? Enjoy your sewer, tool.
Hey doesn’t matter m8, don’t QQ. Why even bother trolling in such a late reply xD
was ‘tool’ meant to be ‘troll’?
though bumming is encouraged
you people cant tell that’s Photoshoped?
Come on, look at the pixels! Right?
Where’s the “Fake and Gay” guy when you need him?
Since when?
Neither.
You have to admit it’s cheaper than the Nazi’s “Joy Division”.
Hopefully it’s a nuclear weapon masquerading as something else.
the jokes write themselves.
joy devision…
while deployed…yes, they did
|the kid|
seriously?? wow. guess I really will never sign up. ;o
well hey i wouldnt want to do any of the women there either….
That was directed at Dazzrik, by the way, it kinda got lost in the shuffle…
Is that a woman leaning against the wall?
Why is she smiling….
Because nobody asked her and she didn’t have to tell.
lol don’t ask, don’t tell policy
grade 13?
maybe he is from germany…
in some “states” the most advanced pre-college school-form goes up to grade 13…
thank you for clearing that up
It’s probably the “lager school”. Where they learn to drink beer.
I still haven’t quite got it right, but practice practice practice!
Also, what kind of biology teacher is Lìfthrasiíl????
Are you sure you put the hose in the right orifice? Is that how they teach it nowadays? *shakes head*
Beer bong goes where?
C’mon it’s not all that bad! But there are sure to be a few disappointments when it come to the real thing. Never try DVDA at home (clickie if unsure)
That;s nothing, I have amps that go up to 11.
^ Win.
Ontario (Canada) had a grade 13 up until 5-10 years ago….
Yes, women are allowed to join the military, and as of a couple years ago they are no allowed to smile.
when i first read this i read swallow instead of smile
haha, i was wondering how long it was going to take for someone to notice her… it just makes the photo even better
She’s cute.
There’s not girls in the internets, so she’s probably a dude.
are so.
but i probably dont count because im a canadian bieng homeschoold by mah dad in korea.
well, my dad cleans alot so i get free time
grade 13 = FAIL
They’re all fat.
Why do they need two padlocks on this chest?!
so granny can’t get out
where’s the hole?
Hahaha.. FAIL indeed
Anti-Al Qaeda weapons
Even the USA is not that sadistic.
The US really isnt sadistic at all. Not any more than any country in history. It just seems that way because they are the most powerful.
guys you can photoshop this in less than a minute
Actually it would probably take me like a couple days and it wouldn’t look realistic at all.
guys you could photoshop the moon landing in a couple
a couple of what?
couple of boobs
Reminds me of an apocryphal WWII story — a Russian battalion deep in the field was to be supplied by US forces, and when asked for a list of needed items, provided one with the last line reading “10,000 condoms — size 12 inch” .. The Americans sent them, in wrappers marked “US Army Standard Issue, Size Small”.
haha srsly? xD win!
Stupid
Double check on Snopes, but I think I heard that as a true story from a few different theaters, incl. The first Gulf war. Psych warfare, rubbers that would fit over a gas pump marked Small, airdropped in a case of other standard field supplies.
I think those are called body bags
Likely because typically, condoms are used (with a rubber band) over the muzzle of your gun in wet/snow conditions to keep it dry, and, well you don’t need large ones for that
Heard a similiar story involving Churchill. Someone suggested leaving behind very large condoms behind for German soldiers to find. It was suggested the packages be marked something like: Size: Large. Winston said, “No. Label them, ‘Small.’”
Umm, *fail*? WIN.
I agree. But they might mark a crate though.
haha, is this the american burger king army?
maybe the playboy bunnies from Apocalypse Now are in the box?
“no way the US military is dumb enough to…..” LOL!
…or any military for that matter
That makes no sense granny. The militar(ies) just do what they’re government tells them. So really, it’s dumb government. (Government sucks, yo)
Discreet fail… or Sex Win?
test test test test… virk nu!
Test completed. You may shut it down now.
Önskar du en avatar?
If it’s a Photoshop job, it’s a really good one.
I don’t think it’s military though, there probably would be more identifying markings. I think it’s more likely they found some stash, whoever owned the stash made the crate, or it’s just some joke.
wow, a joke, you really think they joke around over there.
Are you saying that they don’t joke? It’s war, so nobody ever smiles or even attempts to enjoy life because they never know when it’ll be over? Or is it sarcasm?
You gotta understand military humor. I don’t doubt that someone came up with such an acronym for the humor of it.
let me say hell yes we joke around here
Only in America.
as if killing civilians doesn’t make them horny enough
Congrats on posting the most ignorant comment of the day. The prize is free sterilization so you can never pass on your clearly defective genes. We shall submit your comment to the “ignorant comment of the week” competition for the chance of winning a free lobotomy.
*holds all 5 thumbs*
when’s it your turn to go in the box?
Dazzrik – Shut your squeal hole you self righteous moron. The US military gets off on killing civilians…is that news to you…surely not….
Proof? Or do you just make sweeping generalizations about every profession/race/gender/religion/politcal group?
i second that motion. that person should never be allowed to stain this earth with offspring
Can’t handle a little dissent? i thought the americans granted freedom of spe… Oh right got it now it doesnt say freedom AFTER speech…
Actually, I handle dissent quite nicely… if it was based on absolutely any truth. Freedom of speech goes both ways… and I’m using my freedom of speech to point out that he’s a moron for making idiotic statements. Perhaps I just don’t find unbased accusations of murder and deviant sexual stimulation as appropriate as you apparently do.
Since when is politics about truth? It was before, but if you look at America today you will find that through the corruption of american media your (im assuming since you defend the american military so vigilantly) democracy has ceased to function properly.
Also your statement implying quite implicitly that you want to cut his balls off is something I would deem to be an infringement of the US constitution and also a number of american laws should you go through with it while he only made a statement not implying any action as vile as yours. And while he is a quite obvious troll, which you probably haven’t noticed yet, you made a statement which I can’t see as anything else than a (in mood) serious threat, while his is nothing but an aggravating and probably not serious (though that is irrelevant) statement meant to piss off people like you. Which is why the phrase “don’t feed the troll” exists.
Granny, you’re an idiot, and a troll. The Military over there has a strict no-fire policy unless completely necessary. And it is vigorously enforced. Yes, some accidents happen where civilians have been caught between US crossfire, but thats what happens when you pull a trigger at the correct target and a civilian walks in between. Theres nothing you can do about a bullet already in flight. The vast majority of civilian deaths are caused by suicide bombers. So basically what you’re saying is when theres a news headline that says “75 iraqis were killed in a blast today” you assume it was the US military? Well, there’s your problem.
read my original comment you f*cking twat
“He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.” Albert Einstein
Anything about the US in there?
well if the U.S. didnt enter the fray of the war he was talking about that person’s entire extended family wouldve been destroyed… and that man helped those ignoble war-mongers kill like 130,000 japanese who had nothing to do with the mass killing of those of his religion and extended family. interesting that we use his quotes to claim anti-war. and he couldve been “torn to shreds” (he fled germany in the late 1930′s to come to america) and he was a “part of so base an action” (he was the brains behind the manhatten project) so einstein is a “murderer” by his own definition and volition.
thanks Raymond, if that’s even your name. Well done for ending WWII, better late than never eh?
Anyway, like I was saying, BUY MY WEAPONS!!!!
I realize sarcasm doesn’t translate particularly well over the internet, but I thought mine was pretty obvious. “Serious threat”? You’ve got to be kidding me. I make a jokey comment to a stupid troll (obvious troll is obvious) and you try to make him out to be some kind of free speech, political hero? Lol.
As i said, your comment was serious IN MOOD. Read properly.
Wow! You can tell peoples’ MOODS over the internet? Will you do a tarot card reading for me?
Just saying, it seemed and seems like this upsets you.
And while we’re (you’re) taking everything completely literally… since when does sterilization mean cutting off someone’s balls? I seriously hope you’re not a doctor or thinking of becoming one.
Oh man the irony, thats just what I’m gonna be actually. You see the process of male sterilization – and I mean vasectomy since it is the most common – involves only (only) the cutting off of the vas deferens. Look it up.
Yes, exactly! YOU are the one talking about cutting off peoples’ balls as a form sterilization. Not me. Thank you for finally realizing you’re wrong.
Are you willfully ignorant? Vasectomy is the by miles most simple and common type of permanent male sterilization, so of course that is what I assume you were referring to when you said “sterilization”. What did you have in mind then?
Wow. Is your memory that short? Read your own post on THIS thread. Your exact quote was: “Also your statement implying quite implicitly that you want to cut his balls off…” It’s kind of hard for you to completely change your story when it’s still on this thread for all to read.
It does still imply it, since vasectomy is equivalent to cutting one’s balls off.
Oh ok… so not only is this the third time you’ve changed your story, but now you’ve resorted to arguing about semantics? You have to realize at this point that you’re doing nothing more than running around in circles trying to save face.
if you wanted to borrow a pair of testicles, you could just ask. I heard you’ll swallow anything that some guy in a suit has to offer
How am I changing my story? I correctly brand your wanting to sterilize him as wanting to cut his balls off, then explain to you what male sterilization is, then I have to further explain to you that cutting off your balls means just that – cutting of your balls, and now you wont even defend that position! Do you or do you not want to cut his balls off? If not then how would a male PERMANENT sterilization be performed?
Cool! You came up with a 4th version! And now you’re just randomly adding words like “permanent” in an attempt to win by technicality! You don’t seem to catch on very quickly and I really don’t know how much clearer I can make this… but I’ll try one more time. Yes, cutting off someone’s balls will prevent them from reproducing just as pushing someone off a cliff will also do the same. There was abolutely NO IMPLICATION that I was talking about either circumstance. You just keep making assumptions and adding words in an attempt to make my (joke) statement into something it’s not. Your childish logic is beginning to bore me.
Explain your version?
Also permanent was pointed out earlier. And ad hominem-”arguments” are tedious and timewasting, please refrain.
Or wait, you thought I was changing my position when I explained how a vasectomy is performed? Well I wasn’t, I was quite clearly implying that cutting off the vas deferens is to cut off the balls.
Are you bothering to read your posts before you respond at all? Because you just keep doing the same thing over and over again. First you describe a vasectomy as the most common form of permanent sterilization. And then all of a sudden “permanent” means cutting off someone’s balls. Oh, and by the way, I never said anything about “permanent” sterilization. You just keep coming back to this whole balls thing. Oh and by the way, you used the term “ad hominem” incorrectly. I’d suggest you look it up.
Look, this is no debate, I’m not here to convince anyone else than you (even if there was anyone else here who still read this) so these lies of yours don’t exactly encourage me to continue. Since you don’t want to lose so badly that you are resorting to ignoring the main argument and arguing about whether a vasectomy is to cut off someones balls or not I think I will call it a day. Dont know why I bothered to in the first place, y know. It’s not like the internet was made for intelligent discussion anyways.
uh you can (and we do for sexual predators) chemically castrate men. but doc. you must of course know that.
It’s a misnome. Chemical castration is both reversible and not fully a castration, its more like psychoactive drug treatment of a sexual disorder.
Saying you want to cut off someone’s balls is not an “infringement” of the Constitution. The Constitution doesn’t protect against legal private acts. Last I checked, neither wanting to do something nor thinking about doing something were illegal. Just sayin’. Maybe you should chill out and leave the lawyer-speak to the adults.
I said it would be if he went through with it. Nothing else.
Except that I never said anything about cutting off anyone’s balls. You did.
you just want to get your hands on someone’s balls
I don’t like the way the guy behind the crate has his hands in his pockets.
he’s pretending to look for the keys, but he’s actually preparing for a preemptive strike
he must be a Colonel
Well, probably because he shouldn’t have his hands in his pockets in uniform.
that female soldier is like: Awe!
what’s wrong with me?
what do you call a female soldier with shaven bits?
Constable
Commando?
Better to go down there and find prickles and not pricks.
too true!
*squeeze*
I dunno, I think this is pretty win….
That is so ‘shopped.
Thats right, yu ar so smart! There aren’t any real photos left anywhare, evvything is a shoop!
Property of Radio NCO.
In what parralel universe would this be considered a FAIL. This is like a 4 or 5 times a day win right there
..how.. is that even slightly a fail?
Nah, that’s just the new uniforms the US Army wears. I swear they do make the soldiers look fat. (their older uniforms didn’t seem to have that side-effect)
The guy standing in front of the locker isn’t exactly skinny. He’s more the “ah played high school football” type. Probably an artilleryman or a combat engineer; those guys need to be on the brawny side.
The female soldier on his right, on the other hand, probably drives a forklift or something.
My son wears those same uniforms in the Air Force – he’s pretty skinny, and the uniform does hide that pretty well.
Actually, those are Marines. Notice the bloused pants (tucked under so they look nice) The Army doesn’t do that. You can also see the EGA on the cover. And they are pretty fat, especially those guys in the back.
Army blouses the boots, and the Marines have a different pattern for their uniforms.
right on! you can tell the branch by the camo pattern. airforce is same colors just a little darker green but it is like animal stiped more… like tiger stripes or something it is a wierd pattern. marines have the same pattern just different colors.
IGAH are you kidding? The Army does blouse their pants….in fact, so does every other branch of the US military. I have no clue where you got that from.
Wrong! Marines don’t have the Specialist rank. That guy standing there has a specialist rank insignia. He’s an E-3. The only E-3s in the Marines are Corporals. Plus, Marines’ uniforms are different colors. Those are Army ACUs, and that is an Army Rank and Service Patch.
That should read E-4 not E-3
This is the only way to get weapons past al qaida.
I hate to throw a wet blanket on this, but it may be genuine. It may be a box of contraband collected up, properly labeled (in a military manner), locked and ready to be either shipped home or destroyed.
Alternately, it could be some soldier’s joke.
I’m going to go with the joke hypothesis. Contrary to the trolls and people with sticks up their asses around here, people in the military tend to joke around quite a lot (when it’s allowed). It’s a good way of dealing with stress.
This being the military, I’d think that actual contraband would be labeled something like “Disallowed Items A-M175 Lot 2B”
i would say thats a win
Dunno if someone said this already or even reads the ones this far down, but anyway, love it how it’s so well locked up.
FIRSSSSST
Photoshop or not… ROFL xDD
But.. the Internet was for Military first!
True that. ARPANET anyone?
Everyone, that is an amnesty box. A place to get rid of your unauthorized items without penalty.
the real weapon of mass destruction.. highly lethal
More proof that they spend lots of money on war instead of social well-being.
This is NOT a fail.
If it’s not shopped, then it’s a labelling fail like those, yawn, P15I ones or whatever, that spell out the (racist) term ‘P*KI’…maybe
The locks are a nice touch.
Fail? Or… WIN?!
Did you find that out the hard way?
I’m guessing some equipment borrowed from or couriered by the Brits:
Property Of Royal Navy.
But that would make it, instead of a discretion fail, just an acronym fail.
When the British Forces allowed open homosexuality in 2000 we were shocked, SHOCKED I tell you to find gays in our Navy (and lesbians in our Army)
Really?! Gimme!
au contraire mon frair – for the WIN!! An army travels on its masturbation kiddies.
Yeah, how else are they going to lube up the gears on the tank.
Forty Year Old Virgin
hope everyone can see that it is a fake.
Do you have evidence or are you just another loudmouth troll?
Yes, yes it is that dumb. It’s probably an amnesty box. Or joke.
It’s not fake (according to my husband, who’s been over there 3x). It is what it is. But you are right about the spouses and naughty pics etc.
I’m just glad I didn’t find out the hard way.
well, now I know why his hand is in his pants!
Those are dangerous you can’t put them on safety.
They’ll go off whenever.
It’ll be so quick.
You won’t know what happened.
Any one like the pun’s?
All the guys in that picture look rather out of shape and overweight…
the uniform makes them look like that.
WIN
Wow really.
This is my rifle
This is my gun
this ones for killing
this ones for fun
IT IS LOCKED! DAMN YOU CAPTAIN!!! D:<
Soldier behind the box: “WANT”
That box is WAY too small…
I know right, WHAT KIND OF MILATARY IS THIS!
the commander are a little distracted with the box ¿Do you want to know the reason?
Um, yeah, try reading some of the other stuff first, especially when you are this late to the game.
I agree with your basic concept, I opined for something the same, see above — but why would US Customs be operating to control someone else’s borders?
why do we have customs for people leaving our country??? same reason! because the US doesnt want to offend the host nation.
make us proud troops, I salute you XD
You gotta see past the obvious…This is a psychic soldier training technique used to train soldiers to see inside containers, through walls etc.
You can see from his facial expression and hand positioning that he is desperately trying to visualize the contents of the box.
This is a clever training exercise win.
that military girl in the background is hot
+1 can we find who she is ?
Oddly enough, that’s my girlfriend. The acronym is “Property Of ……” some officer’s abbreviation.
And no, you can’t know who she is.
*signs up for military*
Thats a win.
Perhaps they are certainly not in the call of duty.
U guys do understand that that left is a woman…
PPPP
I love the guy who is starring at it, he’s like yeah I’m jerking tonight
haha hoooo rahhhh devildogs get some …….
semper fi
it’s more of win to me .-.
Inside is our most powerful weapon. A copy of the 2 girls 1 cup video.
How else are they supposed to keep their rifles up and ready to fire? XD
hey! soldiers have needs too!
I wonder if there’s any “Classy Ass” in there…
Whether this is shopped (as some of the others before me said) or not, the picture made me laugh XD
But this really feels more like a Win than a Fail
It IS shopped… And pretty bad too!
But anyway, anything is good for the lulz
I personally know, 100%, that it is not a fake. You sir are and idiot.
It’s a WOMD!
Weapon of Male Distraction?
This is a WIN mofo
actually the military is oddly specific! like very very specific in thier own way. that is why they abbreviate everything. (they dont have police, they have c.i.d. or n.c.is.) they dont have recycling centers (they have material collection centers)
I can’t believe there’s only two lock on it….
At first glance, I thought it was mislabled, should have been PORK and the soldier behind who is well built fella looks longingly at it as its shipped back.
I am now going to start obeying those “join the army” posters
its locked cause ?
its the most powerful thing in the world and they dont want anyone to see it. maybe it has Megen fox in their
they have women in the military now. all you have to do is…
I wonder if it’s standard issue.
This is why I total support the USO. Semper Fi
i would concider this a win!
Are you sure it isn’t a photoshopped “AIRBORNE”?
Fake or not still pretty funny!
Total win!
So this is where our taxes go!…
I’m sure it stands for “Powerful Overkill Rocket Nukes” or something.
he’s already playing pocket pool
“Wait… there’s only bullets in here. Oh, a ruse… Wait, that’s doesn’t work….”
EPIC WIN!!! USA USA USA!!!!!!
Isn’t that Pandora’s box…?
the female soldier behing looks so hot
That ain’t a fail on our part. We need something to motivate our brave men.
u mean left
Is this real?
This is no fail, this is a WIN
it’s a necesity
)
Remember: Underneath the uniform they’re people too. And I recommend failblog in the event of what some people are prone to do.
THAT IS A EPIC WIN!!!!
well then… i knew the army was using our tax money for something but i just wasn’t sure what….
Hustler for the win…
Die in a fire.
this is probably the only real reason why we invaded Iraq
This is the kind of initiative that kept Soviet paratroopers off my lawn!
We called them FM’s when we deployed, because the military has real FMs, Field Manual, we called them F*CK Manuals. So when you asked for FMs every one knew what you wanted as no one gave a shit about field manuals.
Total WIN
WIN