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happy st. patrick’d day!
*comes in dragging a box*
*looks around nervously*
*Steps up onto the box*
*Says to self: No LOLspeak. Don’t forget to smile*
*smiles*
Can I have your attention, please?
I hope you don’t mind me borrowing this high spot.
I want to tell you about a friend of a friend who lives in Sweden. She has a little doggie named Silver who was attacked by a wolf . The brave little doggie survived the brutal attack, but he suffered horrendous wounds, including spinal cord damage.
Silver is recovering, but his human does not have a wallet as big as his heart, and the vet bills (even after the insurance) are HUGE
The Cheezpeeps are trying to raise $1000 to help with the vet bill.
To read all about this, see pictures of Silver, and donate to help, just click on my blue name.
Thank you. *smiles*
*climbs down off box.*
*runsawayfast*
Did you get the bold with html or bb code?
I use the html with the angle brackets.
so like… what does that have to do with the fail?
It’s the top layer.
Wait, what? 1000$ only for a dog? I’d pay 10$ to cover for the euthanization and be done with it. Yeah, it sucks, but that’s life.
You are aware you could use that money to – I don’t know – save a couple of human lives too or pay for the complete school education of multiple poor 3rd world girls.
Or, if you’re a total arse like Naskin, you can just ignore cweenmj’s post and move on.
There’s no need to be so provocatively nasty when someone is trying to do a nice thing. What does it achieve? Just makes you look foolish and ridiculously petty IMHO.
Zeli – no it doesn’t. Wax the dog give the money to a hobo.
Let’s just kill a hobo…Im bored.
sounds like fun. (grabs blunt object)
What are you on about? If I ever saw a dog that looked like wolf bait then that is it!
Would you prefer a helpless dog known by many to die or a helpless child known by many to die?
WAIT! *picks up box* You forgot your box! *starts to run after cweenmj but gets winded and has to stop to pant and catch breath.* Damn it! Now what am I going to do with this box? Hmmmm… I s’pose I could stand on it and make a speech or plead for money. I could use it to carry all my groceries home from Costco since they don’t provide bags. Hmmmm… I could slip it under my bed and fill it with my toys. Bah, screw it. I will turn it in to the local authorities in hopes that it is claimed as a lost box.
Yeah… no. A dog’s life is not even nearly worth that.
BILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P-Town FTW
The REAL fail here is that its NOT st pattys day ..
Patty is a womans name .. call an irish man patty and expect to get punched !!!
the PROPER shorting of patrick ( Pádraig in Gaelic ) is paddy NOT patty.
You’re preaching to deaf mate, they all play soccer and eat jello
We hate Soccer. Women play Soccer. Jello is for the weak. Find new facts. Enjoy your tea, limp wrist.
hook, line & sinker. too easy.
Your mother was too easy, Trebeck.
Gee, how original. Using sexist and homophobic humour to critise someone. Your parents must be so proud.
My bad. I should have put quotation marks around the word “humour”.
well guess what?…
u suck!
so there
oh and the above comment was at ballsauce so there
u suck
yah
Be still my heart. <3
Excessive amount of FAIL in the bloodstream.
Charlie Brown and Lucy eventually gave up football, but the more things change the more they stay the same.
^ Win
^also win.
But what about Linus? Did he have to give up his blankie?
These are not the droids you’re looking for.
I find it both amusing and ironic that her head is tipping in the opposite direction.
You got to love symmetry, right?
Reminds me of The DaVinci Code for some reason…
Yes, yes. There are many hidden symbols in “The Last Kegger.”
Which one is Mary Magdalene?
She’s the one sitting on the keg.
I thought she only drank virgin drinks.
Wait, I’m confused. Where do breathers drink from again?
dunno but birthers drink from the same cup used by the two girls.
What??!!? C-can’t y-yo-you catch teh g-gay from that??
Ya, birthers are almost as dumb as the folks who believe they’ve elected a man who’s going to bring about ‘change’, lolz.
That’s a different Mary.
Yeah, I’m talking about the fun Mary.
Mary without the cherry?
“Adoration of the Drinki*
*Ahem*
*Changes asterisk into quotation*
I thought it was a hiccup.
No, it is a go-girl cup.
She reminds me of Carol Leifer just after a wink and a *click* of the teeth vocalized out of the side of her mouth.
You mean like this?
*does that*
*shows a questionmark*
WTF? xD
*is impressed*
Also…HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY from Florida!
*happy paddy squeezes*
ALCOHOL ABUSE!!!! You should never waste alcohol in that manner!!
Party foul?
Won’t someone think of the poor alcohol…
Especially today of all days!!
Why haven’t I learned to read the blog first, then make comments?
*Replaces O with U*
Packer fan!!! Dumb
I noticed that too. WOo!
That will teach him to drink faster.
I am so confused with the fails today.
Why do they keep switching order?
How many fails are we going to get?
Where is everyone?
Who are you?
How did I get here?
Where are my pants?
It might be time to step away from the bar.
And to find a good tree to throw up on.
It sounds just like every other St. Patrick’s day.
“Good times, good times.”
I’m Lee. Couldn’t answer the others. Sorry.
… and those are certainly NOT YOUR pants!
Why do they keep switching order?
– To keep you guessing. Yes, you personally. Not me.
How many fails are we going to get?
– The right number of fails. Always.
Where is everyone?
– Everywhere!
Who are you?
– ZA
How did I get here?
– I’m not sure, you stumbled in a few hours ago.
Where are my pants?
– You weren’t wearing any when you came in.
Someone’s about to get sloshed.
Did he drink?
Did she tip?
Looks like she is saying “Heeeeey Girlfriend!!!”.
She is getting rather tipsy isn’t she…
No, but he still had to dry out.
Martinis after this? You think so?
There was one fail.
Then another.
Then another one.
Then.
I.
Um.
I am going to go lay down for a bit.
Then this one was here, then it was gone, but now it’s back …
They’ve been playing Musical Chairs today, changing locations often. It can get a wee bit confusing.
Those are Scottish bagpipes. Failblog fail.
HA!!!!!
*squeezes the smart-alecky Aja*
*smurf*
i dont get it??
That’s you in the picture, isn’t it?
And Ozzy looks on in horror from behind the door:
“No! The drink, bloody magicians! SHAROOON!”
Megalol, I was hoping I wasn’t the only one who saw that.
Seriously FB … you have got to quit for the day. No more fails. *stares* No more. Do you hear me?
I’ll take as many as they want to throw our way!!
But they keep taking them back! And then returning them. It’s all very confusing.
Nah, they just keep switching places!
The _real_ fail is the title. Who’s “Patty”?
*runsaroundwithmaximumquickness*
*places a floofy pillow on each failpeep’s desk*
You may continue.
*headdesk*
ZZZZZZZZZZ……..
*headdesks incessantly*
*continues doing so for so long that pillow bursts into flames*
*screams and runs out of room, hair ablaze*
Why is that a *headdesk*?
It’s St. Patrick’s Day or Paddy’s Day, right.
St. Patty’s Day is surely a fail.
All three are accepted labels for “St. Patrick’s Day”. At least, in the US. If you did that in the UK or Ireland itself, you’d either:
A) Be laughed at
B) Be punched at
C) Both.
what have the ik got to do with it?
D) Be shown the location of the leprechaun’s gold.
Wikipedia is your friend.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patty
Thanks, ZA. And Happy St. Martha’s Day!
No kidding – it’s murder trying to educate Americans that it’s St. Paddy, not Patty.
It’s murder trying to educate non-Americans that there are two spellings of the word.
I’m not sure how to correct this. Let me try though. I’m Irish. St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland. We call the 17th of March St. Patricks Day or Paddy’s Day for short. We have never nor will ever call it Patty’s day. There are no two spellings of the word. There are two words for the day, St. Patrick’s Day or Paddy’s Day. Why do you assume that american’s own everything? Knobend.
The fact that we do it differently doesn’t mean we do it incorrectly.
And WTH kinda insult is ‘knob end’? Seriously?
A well known descriptive one, common in the UK! A knob being a mans c0ck, thus a bell end, and completely misused in these circumstances.
Those crazy Brits have never been able to make up cool sounding insults. It really is a shame too, imagine how cool they would look and sound with their distinctive accent and top hat with a monocle…can’t forget the handlebar style mustache…imagine the possibilities….
Dear god, have you never heard of Winston Churchill’s insults? Oscar Wilde? Two of the most famous wits in modern history? Both British? Their insults and ripostes have been repeated countless times!
“Yo Hitler! Back off dis right here! Dis aint yo hood,cuh! You betta get back to yo ghetto in Germany! Don’t make me put the hurt down on yo mammy,son!”
-Winston Churchill (circa 1941)
Oscar Wilde was irish
So was Jesus.
ballsack do you think anyone finds your comments even mildy ammusing?
non americans meaning irish? you find it hard explaining to irish that they dont know how to spell there own national holiday? patty is a hallmark version of paddy, so you yanks can all celebrate safely. were not interested and dont try and sell us your halmark shit
Would you like to buy my bacon wrapped rock, then? Its a delicious rock, fished from the Mississippi River, wrapped with Apple wood bacon and served with superb butter creme mustard sauce. Mmmm,boy!
I was thinking this was a drinking fail, but maybe it is a vomit fail.
Projectile vomit + Beer Bong = Mess
But scores very well for both distance and accuracy!
I choose to think it’s a drinking fail.
All these different fails are hurting my brain.
Which is the ‘active’ fail? This seems to be the newest one, but there’s people still posting on the Blockbuster win and the St Patrick’s video fail.
*head asplodes*
The “active” fail is whatever fail you find the regs on!!
But they’re on 3 or 4 different ones!
So, those are the active ones!! Why can’t there be more than one? This isn’t Highlander!!!
Indeedly so, but my internet connection disagrees with me. Sometimes just scrolling up a page of 200+ comments can take over a minute.
And I thought my computer needed help!!
I think it may actually be the processor. I have broadband, so things like videos load quickly, but my PC is just so slow to respond to anything.
that chick can pour beer all over me, all night long.
She looks just like a girl I know..wonder if it’s her or not..
St.Paddys Day Retard
Ahhh you’re drunk you’re drunk you silly old fool but still you cannot see! That’s me coveted beer bong that me mother gave to me… *continues taking beer bongs and singing his Irish drinking song*
Dude, that is wrong. Reminds me of that time my friend asked me if we should make a video about… You’know, never mind.
No, please, do continue.
*pulls up a chair*
*sets up monitoring equipment, courtesy of Interpol*
*puts on headphones and starts tape*
*gives thumbs up to Boffer to start*
* snork *
Alcohol abuse is never to be encouraged.
*calls Alcohol Protective Services*
Why can’t Americans ever get it right, we Irish call it Paddy’s Day not Patty’s Day!!!
Oh dear.
*decides to give up headdesking and sighs forlornly, wondering why these sorts of comments always come up. Always.*
If my dad’s testimony is true (Born/Raised in Dublin), the Irish consider this a pretty sacred holiday and follow it with strict religious observance. Then again, my dad has fudged a lot of the details involving his youth!
Haha! I’m sure all the pubs in Ireland may have something to say to that!
We do it to make you angry.
will yanks PLEASE stop calling its PATTYS day, its Paddy’s day, with D’s ….
yours… a resident irishman
Why is it Paddy’s day, with Ds when the name “Patrick” is distinctly D-less?
If it were called St Padraig’s Day, Paddy with Ds would make sense. It’s not St Padraig’s Day. It’s St Patrick’s Day — with a “t.” Patty’s day, with Ts is much more logical.
Or how about this? You call it St Paddy’s Day on your side of the pond & we’ll call it St Patty’s Day on our side of the pond. Just as with honour vs honor, colour vs color, humour vs humor, centre vs center, theatre vs theater, etc… let’s agree to disagree!
*drinks to that*
*crosses the Union Jack and the Star Spangled Banner*
*salutes*
*squeeze*
To the +200 years of friendship between our two nations!
*squeezes*
Well technically, its less than 200 years. Remember 1812? Yeah…not friendly. Oh, and your government secretly funding and trading with the southern states during the Civil War. That’s all YOUR fault! And I mean “you” not your government…you lived back then….don’t lie. I saw you e-mail General Robert E. Lee and it said: “Send me all your cotton…I’ll give you arms so you can beat the Union and then England will just swoop in after the war to take back the States since your Confederate government will be too weak.” The Internet was invented in 1820 so don’t try to prove me wrong.
Good point, elespia — and thank you for your understanding.
Cheers!
thank you for understanding? she just pointed out there is no logic to shortened names, and no not each to his own. paddys day is an irish day. i think its pretty fair that we irish name it as we want. why do the yanks always think they are right? not one irish person calls it pattys day, and to be honest its quite laghable.
Fact: 10% of children in Ireland think that Buzz Lightyear was the first man on the moon. Tell your kids that Toy Story was not real. Thanks!
“Patty” is usually reserved for women named “Patricia” or hardcore Irish-American gangsters in Boston…never make fun of their girlie nickname or their Boston Redsox because I hear they like using baseball bats to beat people to death. The Irish in Chicago are much nicer. THE MORE YOU KNOOOWWWWWW!
Ok here’s something a lot of Americans don’t know: Irish is a language as well as a nationality. Padhraig is Irish for Patrick. St. Patrick’s Day in Irish is Law McGhille Phadraig. Patrick is also a very common and famous Irish name so of course there are loads of nicknames for it like Paddy, Podge, Pat etc. Padhraig is also spelled a million and 1 different ways. Have you ever heard any jokes starting with a”Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scottish man bla bla bla”… that also comes from Patrick! Another thing, when I hear Patty I always think of someone’s old aunt like Aunt Patty and Aunt Zelma, short for Patricia n stuff, not Patrick.
Oh and one more thing; not all Irish are alcoholics despite what The Simpsons and crappy films lead you to believe!
Phew, thanks for clearing that up, Elaine. What’s next? You gonna tell us simple minded Americans that all Asians don’t know Karate? This whole time I thought there was a nation completely addicted to alcohol but Elaine brought some truth with her! Thank you! Oh, by the way, “Groundskeeper Willy” is Scottish…not Irish. Watch more Simpsons. You just got pwned by an American. Have a SPLENDID day!
By the way, my apologies, its not law its lá but law is how its pronounced!
Its quite alright, Elaine, no one gives a shit.
For someone who supposedly doesn’t care you’re gettin very worked up about it, that’s probably just ‘cos you’re wrong though.
Have you nothing better to do than to keep commenting on every single comment on the site?
dont know where you got mcghille from, Lá Fhéile Pádraig, is how i’ve always known it. but most importantly never pattys day. just makes me think of meat patty
Look at this Irish on Irish violence. Don’t fight each other! Who cares where she got her dead language information from. Aim your hate towards the English. Don’t sell out like the Scottish did. Sincerely, your ignorant American friend.
Yeh sorry I was after goin 35hours wen i wrote dat so my head just wasnt workin, i was gettin it mixed up wit fitzpatrick, d patrick was d important point anyway tho lol
I’m a Troll, Elaine. Don’t take it personally. But seriously, no one cares about dead Celtic languages. Do you want me to start shoving information down your throat about the American Constitution? Probably not, you wouldn’t care. You probably all about American Government. You aren’t ignorant. Only Americans are. Right? HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!
Just so you know, there’s quite a large part of Ireland called the Gaeltacht where Irish is their 1st language and I dont just go around posting comments about american history, politics or culture nor do I claim to know or care about them, the only reason I commented on this thread was because its an Irish holiday and its annoying seeing it called the wrong name by idiots that think they know everything. I’m sure you’d have something to say if we renamed one of your national holidays for you!
I wrote a comment yesterday bout your groundskeeper comment but it disappeared 4 some reason, think it was cos i had links in it, I wasn’t talkin bout him, i know he’s Scottish but there’s an episode where the simpson family visit Ireland, look it up! There’s also a family guy mockery of Ireland.
I call BULLSHIT and PHOTOSHOP! You can see that the beer level in the transparent tube is already two thirds down – no way was there any beer in the funnel anymore! Posting Fail!
The tube is completely full….are you blind? I am amazed there’s no foam though…even with every “anti-foam” trick in the book that funnel is always filled with foam.
Noe to self:
Never let the dumb MILF hold the booze.
[b]b[/b]
Rules 1 and 2.
ok
Do we really know what type of golden liquid the boy is sucking down?
Yeah, but -1/2 a Fail for the Ozzy poster in the background, right?
I don’t get it.
If he sucks hard enough he could prevent the fail and make us all look like fools.
SSSHHHAAAARRROOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!
you’ve got
BEER
in your face
She’s hot.
@Zeli, in America, we like using grandpa’s bed pan for a beer bong or beer funnel. But that’s probably because we’re fat and lazy. Or we’re just too busy stealing other culture’s traditions. We are so evil. Its almost like our families brought their traditions along with them when they moved to this country. Its a strange concept. WEIRD HUH? Im thinking about stealing….lets see….I LIKE RAMADAN! STOLEN! I think I’ll rename it “Romosmokes” and sell cigarettes to children on that day! MONEY! US AMERICANS CAPITALIZE ANYWHERE WE CAN! We are truly evil people…if only we could learn from Imperialists from Great Britain…to be good.
Pee? lol
It is if they’re drinking Natty Ice. They look college age…probably Natty Ice…$30 for a keg! WEWT! TASTES LIKE ASS!
You got that right, Jesus. Damn straight.
Everyone is in a Paddy about Patty… t’be sure!
*flees*
NEVER lose focus while holding the beer bong.
I love that this is from Wisconsin (my home state!)…How do I know this? Packers magnet on the fridge!
If this picture is from Wisconsin, then its EVEN more of a fail…they live in the state that is known for it’s brewing…and this girl doesn’t even know how to properly assist someone in doing a beer bong…she’s not even screaming “Chug it you girl!” or smacking his Adam’s apple….that’s beer bong 101 stuff! Come on!
Actually, it’s from Missouri. I went to high school with this girl.
“HAPPY ST. PATTY’S DAY” ….Fail. It’s Paddy’s day. I’m Irish.
No one cares, Colleen, go back to making your boiled cabbage.
lol.
who else noticed the photobomb in the background?
Ahh Saint Pattys day, the holiday celebrated by idiot Americans while the rest of the world celebrates Saint Patricks day.
wouldnt this be a win?
at least she smiles for the camera
She did that on purpose.
Therefore: Win!