FAIL Blog user STEVE (???? ?? ????-March 17, 2010) died upon seeing a post entitled “Eyebrows Fail”, exclaiming “FIRST!!!!! omg my life is complete”. The funeral shall be held within the comments.
*comes in dragging a box*
*looks around nervously*
*Steps up onto the box*
*Says to self: No LOLspeak. Don’t forget to smile*
Can I have your attention, please?
I hope you don’t mind me borrowing this high spot.
I want to tell you about a friend of a friend who lives in Sweden. She has a little doggie named Silver who was attacked by a wolf . The brave little doggie survived the brutal attack, but he suffered horrendous wounds, including spinal cord damage.
Silver is recovering, but his human does not have a wallet as big as his heart, and the vet bills (even after the insurance) are HUGE
The Cheezpeeps are trying to raise $1000 to help with the vet bill.
To read all about this, see pictures of Silver, and donate to help, just click on my blue name.
I don’t see how having a monobrow is a fail? People, can you please stop posting vaguely funny photos and pasting the wrod FAIL there just because it is comical?
Don’t you all realize!?
This is Nicholas Cage preparing for the role of his career.
As Albert Einstein’s older sibling, Marty Einstein, and his illustrious career as a bovine inseminator.
FIRST!!!!! omg my life is complete
OBITUARY NOTICE
FAIL Blog user STEVE (???? ?? ????-March 17, 2010) died upon seeing a post entitled “Eyebrows Fail”, exclaiming “FIRST!!!!! omg my life is complete”. The funeral shall be held within the comments.
DAMN U! i still have yet to be first!
ELMO?!
*comes in dragging a box*
*looks around nervously*
*Steps up onto the box*
*Says to self: No LOLspeak. Don’t forget to smile*
Can I have your attention, please?
I hope you don’t mind me borrowing this high spot.
I want to tell you about a friend of a friend who lives in Sweden. She has a little doggie named Silver who was attacked by a wolf . The brave little doggie survived the brutal attack, but he suffered horrendous wounds, including spinal cord damage.
Silver is recovering, but his human does not have a wallet as big as his heart, and the vet bills (even after the insurance) are HUGE
The Cheezpeeps are trying to raise $1000 to help with the vet bill.
To read all about this, see pictures of Silver, and donate to help, just click on my blue name.
Thank you. *smiles*
*climbs down off box.*
*runsawayfast*
Silver’s friend is very blessed to have a caring friend such as yourself.
*squeeze* (Cuz that’s what we do here!)
Agreed. It takes guts to be willing to face the endless critics on this site and post for your cause.
Dude buy a friggin new dog.
And the need to be insensitive was…
That this is a scam? Can’t believe it actually succeeds on failblog!!
I love wolfes!
sounds scam-tastic!
I’d say Bert win…
I’d say Bert in 80 years!
LMAO
I don’t get it. What’s the big deal?
:S same, there are actually ppl with eyebrows like that..
perhaps the poster should get out more
he has only 1 eyebrow
and 2 teeth
i count 3
I count 2 holes, it’s easier.
Maybe he has 7 eyebrows, you couldn’t tell if he did.
yeah, he plucked the top one.
“eyebrowS fail”
failblog typist fail
And a funny little mustache
FINALLY, we caught Bert…now we just have to find Ernie and his rubber ducky
Yeah, Rumors say he was ratted out by some big ass yellow bird
I thought it was that grumpy, busybody of a neighbor of theirs. I heard said neighbor lived in a trash can!
Yeh, saw him on “Hoarders” last night.
The monolith from 2001 finally has an origin story.
Something makes me think he actually just shaved his forehead.
it photo is upside down?
jeezzz someone save that rare hairy caterpiller off the ugly dudes head
Double Fail…check the name. (worthy Severe) at least in spanish is funny
i thought i was the only to see it. When i saw this photo it was a 2ble FAIL!
And also just the next name its Wolf Ibarrazara. Ibarrazara its the last name but in english the full name its:
Worthy Severe Wolf Ibarrazara
It could be or Wolf or Parrot (Lobos or Loro).
Speaking of wolves, isn’t a unibrow traditionally a sign someone’s a werewolf?
I thought you wore the black belt around your waist not around your head, but beware his ninja skills!
he could rip both your arms off with that thing and leave no trace of violence
19th!!!!
The eye brow serves at an identifier for other humans in the clan.
More eyebrow = more highbrow?
I have the feeling our Failblog community is dying.
The community will never die because i am here!
Thanks guudness you are here melty9123.
I’m not dead, just pining for the Fjords, and trying to get through a hideous workload.
pining for the fjords!!!!!
I hope they put you in a busy looking pose!
*squeeze*
Not really. Well, maybe. Sometimes. But not now.
*squeeze*
Let’s hope.
Not funny. He didn’t choose to have eyebrows like that. Poster fail.
i am sure you have that type of eyebrows.
“Not Funny” FAIL!
lol
Guilty, guilty, guilty!
agreed, he looks damn dodgy!
“if the eyes are the windows to the soul, this is my balcony”
A digno ate my baby.
and vomited?
Get in my belly!
http://www.servel.cl/transparencia/normativa/RESOL-09-20043-20268.pdf
Page: 136, Line: 16
“LOBOS IRARRAZABAL DIGNO SEVERO 4.004.151-6 FALLECIDO”
“LOBOS IRARRAZABAL DIGNO SEVERO 4.004.151-6 DECEASED”
…More respect for the dead!
dirty Bertie
It’s so easy, even a caveman can do it.
i think he must have escaped from the zooooooooo !!! lol
ALL UNI-BROWS ARE WEREWOLVES
Now-a-days being a warewolf means that you are a shirtless gay in a forest while its raining.
Its a middle aged Burt IRL.
Wheres my banana
He should wear a bandana.
Yahoo Answers:
Best Answer – Chosen by Asker
I know that on women it denotes that they usually have a Clopper like a stab wound in a gorillas back!!
PETA must have knocked him in the mouth for wearing fur.
you should see his ass
This probably is his ass.
just a little….kiss
“Hi. I’d like 2 haircuts please.”
1 cup
2 Girls?
LOL!
Worth mentioning that this guy’s name “Digno Severo Lobos” literally means “Worthy Severe Wolves”
YEAH! … his name RULZ!
His look is explained by his lastname xD
If this is the missing link, I’m going creationism.
If he had a staring contest with both Al Pacino and Robert De Niro. He would win.
Woot!! Did anyone notice this is a real life version of Ernie from Sesame street!! xD
Pedro was a gymnast, he excelled at parallel bars.
Jesus what happened to Bert? Do you see what happens when you let your obsession with pigeons take over?
Please read the rest of the comments before posting…..STOP REPEATING YOURSELVES!
Forehead fail.
Unibrow WIN!
If only he’d found the bottom half to his Batman mask, he’d never have gotten caught.
Mmmmm… micro brews and greasey Mexo food.
Dude… STRAIGHT UP EYEBROW WIN.
haha looks like me
Dad?
Digno ate my baby!
This cant be real for the love of God…
Its like he passed out drunk last night and his friends took turns applying shoe polish on his head. Jesus Christ.
I actually expected Ernie to end up in jail before Bert would. Seems I was wrong =(
…..O_O…….
That’s enough scary for one day, kiddos!
No, seriously, it looks like Count Olaf put hair-growing cream on his eyebrow.
Where’s the fail?
I swear this is Bert and Ernie’s love child. You’ve got the best of both worlds with the orange skin and the unibrow.
Monobrow FTW
bernie?
so thats what happens to the baby from the simpsons…
There is a typo on that sign, it should say “Dingo”!!!
He’s looks like the dodgy third chuckle brother.
Busted for stealing eyebrows? Evil plot to create the largest set of eyebrows in existence was finally stopped?
Burt was never the same after Ernie left….
How is this a fail? That unibrow is an epic win, as is the hair. This guy is a champion.
Geez, that guy’s unibrow and hair are so triumphant that I didn’t even notice his heroic mustache.
Seriously. Champion all the way. I hope both my sons grow up to look just like him.
The missing link. He looks like a cave man.
Eyebrows Fail
Eyebrow Win
Oh my god, it’s Bert! Or is it Ernie… Either way this pic is priceless.
UNI-BROW WIN!!!
it looks like an oompaloompa… except on crack
I don’t see how having a monobrow is a fail? People, can you please stop posting vaguely funny photos and pasting the wrod FAIL there just because it is comical?
Bert impression win.
Don’t you all realize!?
This is Nicholas Cage preparing for the role of his career.
As Albert Einstein’s older sibling, Marty Einstein, and his illustrious career as a bovine inseminator.
name needs to be changed to “Eyebrow Fail”
notice the singularity of the word.
Ah so THATS the dingo that is stealing all the babies
Sorry, it’s spellered babbies!
It is better
“Eyebrow fail!”
Looks a bit like Ben Stiller to me
Bastards…. That man is my uncle Nathan Durelle…… Hate upon you all ..x
Digno Severo! que buen nombre tiene ese señor.. de macho total!
Worthy Severe! XD
dude! Those aren’t his eyebrows, he’s just gettingbald in the forhead
OMG you cannot see his face anymore .
I’m sure he’s chilean XDDD
OBVIO QUE SI!!! absolutelly chilean!!
OMG!!! Sesame Street Bert WIN!!
Lol about the name!!!
)))
Digno -> Dig No -> No Dig
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS ROFL
Name should be Unibrow Severo.
He needs to SEVERo those eyebrows!!
OMG!!!! His last name are “LOBOS”!!!!
What means “Wolfs”
This man is a Man-Wolf
it’s wolverine with a mono-eyebrow
Remember the saturday night live skit with Phil Hartman, Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer… RIP Phil, but we have found your replacement
He’s Chilean >:0
lol,he is so cute
eyeBROW fail?
DAD?
Looks like Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.