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What is going on today?
A dinosaur with a human costume snuck in to the Failblog HQ.
It’s the only logical explanation.
*goes troll hunting*
I don’t want to sound prejudice, but I’m just not comfortable with dinosaurs renting/selling me movies.
Wowz!
*signs blackgarnets to sensitivity training*
Dinoracism isn’t tolerated here.
*waves placards stating “ANTI-DINOS, OUT!!!*
*thwacks BF*
Not the mama, not the mama!
Again!
did he died
Imbecille!!!!
WTF, man.
We’re gonna need another Timmy.
… at least Timmy ain’t no Barney.
TIMMAY!
What is going on today???
It’s not really a problem. It’s just annoying to have them only recommending The Land Before Time and Jurassic Park movies.
You are correct, sir!
How can you go troll hunting aroud here? YOU ARE ALL TROLLS!!!
Well, “Troll hunting” Is more the kind of hunting that is practized by trolls.
*Takes out spear with feathers and wired flag*
“HUNT TIMEE!”
If I’m a unicorn can I use my human costume?
Unicorns are openly accepted in retail.
Totally. Just watch where you stick your horn.
If yer a unicorn then I am a humma humma humma. …
I looked up and it was a giant crustacean from the Palaeolithic Era!! and he said “I need about tree fiddy”… “GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA!! I TOLD YOU I AINT GOT NO TREE FIDDY!!”
Come on am I the only one that gets this reference?
LOL no I get it
South Park FTW!
Did you hide it in my haggis?
Damn you woman!
Eatin’ lunch at my desk.
Oh, you mean with the site. I guess you could say they are drunk with excitement for a certain holiday!
Spaghetti.
What did you have?
re-heated mushroom pizza.
Yum! Even better than re-toasted Mc Donalds fries!
*sneeks in as Lepracaun*
Is that anything like a Leprechaun?
*Sneaks around, observing*
Just doing some lep-recon.
*Picks scabs*
I wonder if Gracie put that sign up.
It must be our lucky day! All these fails to play on!!!
Clickie!!! Irish drinking song ala Dropkick Murphys!!
I wish I was close enough to see them. And all their shows were sold out. Now I am trying to score tix for Ernie and the Automatics.
Is that something like an Edgar suit?
Well — there was that one guy in a monkey suit who was the US President for 8 years.
Ugh. Don’t remind me.
I thought that was just a shaved monkey.
Isn’t that an insult to monkeys?
I suppose you’re right, but I don’t know what other classification is applicable. Perhaps Homo Georgicus?
Homo stupidicus?
I don’t think he was a Homo.
A new sub-species, maybe? ZOMG!!! He’s the missing link between humans and apes!! How did we not see this before?!
Or between fish and apes?
but he sure was stupidicus!!
True! Monkeys are usually right when they sound their danger alarm. And they warn others when there actually is danger.
*apologizes to all actual monkeys who might have been offended*
According to recent polls amongst fellow inmates in the lab, the percentage of those who felt offended by the above thread is 0, with an error margin of -2 bananas and +1 flung poo.
ROFL!!!
You have got to get the poo flinging thing under control you, you, apes!!!!
*flees*
Us damn dirty apes, tyvm *nods*
I’m reminded of a great quote from Planet, but I’ll save it for a better moment.
Wow! What a difference!
Poor Chompy just wanted a job where he could rent Jurassic Park with ease….
Things like this would help save them from bankruptcy. But alas, it is not to be. I’ll give them 9 months.
Dinosaurs would be welcome if they’d remember to rewind their tapes before returning them.
They aren’t very kind.
I welcome any dinosaur…except one…
*shudders at the thought*
*goes to happy place*
*climbs through Suzie’s living room window*
*cautiously inserts “Barney and Friends” dvd into player and hits the power button*
*tiptoes awaywithaquickness*
Buttacow! Get out of there! It’s gonna-
AAAAAAAAGH!!!!
*gets in fetal position*
Make it stop….please….make it stop….
*whimpers*
Or their DVDs. I hate when people refuse to rewind their DVDs after watching them!
Completely OT, but when I saw this, I thought of you, ZA. Clickie, and you’ll chuckle!
Heh — that’s cute!
*RIGL*
I always do.
why have i seen this somewhere before? come one failblog stay original
This be fittin’ the Picture is Unrelated – WTF-.
Or Oddly Specific.
Which reminds me. There’s a sign near here that I have to remember to photograph next time I go past it. It is a radar-enforced county line.
Dinosaur Discrimination!
Will you sign my petition to boycott Blockbuster?
Discrimination!!!! I am shocked and appalled, mortified and stupefied that in this day and age, such discrimination is tolerated, nay, ENCOURAGED! You, people of Failblog, should be ashamed of yourselves!
I think they were talking about you up top a bit.
Um, no, they weren’t.
Okay, let’s start with Blockbuster. Will you sign my petition to boycott Blockbuster?
Down with teh Blockbuster!!!! *froth froth*
Seriously, yes, I will sign it.
*signs*
Some of my best friends are dinosaurs.
How clever are their costumes?!
VERY! You know those human suits from the Ninth Doctor? Where they unzip and everything? Just like those!
That’s amazing! I must get me one of these human suits. Upgrade here I come! By the way, are they machine washable?
Sorry, they are just dry clean only. Buy they have stainguard built in, so it cuts down on how often you need to bring them in.
Purple.
Pfft everyone knows that dinosaurs are slackers anyway…
No more avatar… *sadface*
Speak ill of dinosaurs, they take your avatar!
OHMYGAH! It’s Mal… THUD!!!!!
*supah squeeze!*
How are you?
*hopes it’s the real Mal & not someone in a Malicite costume*
*working on finding that out RIGHT NOW*
I’ll let you know.
It might be “callous” and “bitter” of me, but I remember my X-Files from back in the day …
TRUST NO ONE!
8)
Better now that you are here.
So, what happened to your pic?
Check FB! I am no dinosaur! Thanks Leila, it’s great to be back (even though I have to go do some work…)! I’m not sure what happened to my pic… it’s either an issue of me inputting the incorrect email address, or I need to recheck the avatar email… or both! In any case, I wish you all the best and hope you have a wonderful day!
*SQUEEEEEEEEEZE*
I checked!! It’s good to see you ’round these parts again!!
You’re using a different e-mail address. You used to be 7111a2a856ab15b9868d6ee134ebd394 but you’re now 50d2beffd423f0f11e5249024a00b10f.
That blockbuster is in Calgary, Alberta. I walk past it almost everyday!
Yes, you may, my dear buddacow.
*sits and waits patiently, hands on knees*
*knocks off Judy’s hat*
*runs away*
HEY!
*gives chase*
Is there any story behind the sign?
No, no…it’s the Blockbuster next to my Tai Chi instructor’s boyfriend’s neighborhood fire station’s chief’s auntie’s dog’s second cousin twice removed’s house!!1!
Oh I know exactly where that is. My dog walker’s dentist’s second-cousin on the father’s side used to live next to the owners ex-girlfriend’s palm-reader.
I’m glad someone else noticed that! They always have awesome stuff on their sign..
O noes! Did he dino?
Did he dine?
(on humans)
*chewing someones ear off*
What?
Now hiring…cos I just got fired.
Why would anyone not hire a T-Rex dressed up like Einstein?
Their arms are too short to put videos back on the higher shelves.
i saw that picture on yahoo
I have to admit I really don’t understand this win.
This has to be a reference to Anonymous Rex… a made-for-TV movie that aired on the SciFi Channel in 2004… basic premise, dinosaurs faked their extinction and live among us but in holographic disguises that make them appear as humans.
Based on the book series by Eric Garcia, which are much better.
ok cool thanks for explaining.
Could also be a reference to a long-running gag over at XKCD about a certain type of dino and a hat, but that may be a stretch.
V?
I’ve got a friend who’s about to go there. His name is Molotov-asaurus Rex.
Wash: “Everything looks good from here… (beat…playing with plastic dinosaurs over his console) Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive.”
(as Stegosaurus) “We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… ‘This Land’.”
(as T-Rex) “I think we should call it…your grave!”
(Stegosaurus) “Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”
(T-Rex) “Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh…now die!”
Now i can rest peacefully lol
Firefly FTW
“now hiring” is a excellent movie
One of the reasons why I love working for this company.
well, it becomes a big problem when the cashier starts eating the customers
…and here I thought they were pushing “V – the Movie” and TOV tv series…
Yet another moron fails for posting a Win on Failblog instead of Epic Win.
Someone just came back from the Eddie Izzard show. “Rawr.” Tips hat.
I know this Blockbuster. They also once had a sign up advertising free bacon with video game preorders. It was awesome.
That explains the giant bite-mark on the Blockbuster logo…
I saw this on another site last month and had to track it down. Source is: flickr.com/photos/velouria/2600148892/
That happened to me once, no joke!
Specieism, well, we knew it would happen one day
“Now Hiring: Less schizo manager”
LOL.
*brings out Dinosaur POWN Reserve Gun*
they will come for you!
actually this is a fail. The saying goes “Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you”