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Failblog FAIL!
And why is that?
That psychic was snooPING AS usual, I see.
“I don’t even know what’s gonna come out of this pen”
“The pen is…” Etc.
*comes in dragging a box*
*looks around nervously*
*Steps up onto the box*
*Says to self: No LOLspeak. Don’t forget to smile*
*smiles*
Can I have your attention, please?
I hope you don’t mind me borrowing this high spot.
I want to tell you about a friend of a friend who lives in Sweden. She has a little doggie named Silver who was attacked by a wolf . The brave little doggie survived the brutal attack, but he suffered horrendous wounds, including spinal cord damage.
Silver is recovering, but his human does not have a wallet as big as his heart, and the vet bills (even after the insurance) are HUGE
The Cheezpeeps are trying to raise $1000 to help with the vet bill.
To read all about this, see pictures of Silver, and donate to help, just click on my blue name.
Thank you. *smiles*
*climbs down off box.*
*runsawayfast*
I suggest that your friend brings the wolf to court for GBH, possibly attempted murder. Don’t forget to claim as much in damages as possible, she and her dog deserve it.
I’ve heard male dogs will ‘hump’ other male dogs to show off their humping skills to females, or something.
In other words – try to get the wolf for rape, too.
Where did you hear that?
i’ve seen female dogs hump each other…
ikr..my dog’s such a lez…she does it all the time
Seriously, how much more epic FAIL can it get than spamming all of the failblog entries with panhandling scams? Ugh!!
I’m with the wolf on this one.
“I hope you don’t mind me borrowing this high spot.”
I do, actually. GTFO.
i have a parakeet named Silver
wowoowowow..that has to be like the funniest comment ever..haahhahahahahah
WOW did you get scammed! We nearly killed all the few wolves we had left like a year ago.
Yes I do mind go away
Uh huh huh…’come’.
PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS – Ugh, damn the encyclopedia dramatica page on this one.
I see a nose, 2 eyes and an eyebrow. Why has she stopped drawing?
I don’t see the problem here.
If thats so, I wonder about what face he was thinking… 0.0
FIRST
You fail…
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh er? ERRR? Muyuhr. Ugh.
[Bowl of drool.]
Here’s an bukkit. You need it more than I do.
It’s the one eyed monster!!!!!
Lol, it should be one of those posters:
WANTED!
The One Eyed Monster
[Psychic Picture]
Last seen in the district of Mype Hants.
Reward: $1012
Ooooooooooh!!! $1012 eh?
*goes searching for the one eyed monster*
*zips pants*
Nope, haven’t seen it.
Are you sure? Take a look at this picture, you may recognize it.
*scribbles on pad*
*shows it to Arthur*
Wait. What?
*flips pad*
*flips AE and tickles his belly*
OMY GooNessGracious!!!!!!
So, have you seen it?
She thinks he is a total d!ck.
She’s cheating…she read his palms earlier.
Was it hairy?
I heard she is also good at reading tea
bagsleaves.I hear her clients gift her pearl necklaces after each reading.
Her psychic powers are inphallible.
She’s got peternatural abilities.
Just don’t drink any of her Voodoo conc0cktions.
Especially if she adds nuts.
you’ll be fine sh’long as you wash it down with a glass of water
She’s also quite skilled with wood.
with a stick as a powerful wand
No no, he’s just a bit of a d!ck head.
mwahahahahaha
I think the psychic was picturing him naked.
Because she was nervous about speaking in front of him?
She wasn’t nervous about sketching the front of him.
Wonder what she sketches when she speaks in front of 500 people.
I totally agree, I draw pictures like this to describe all my friends at school and they totally believe me when I say that it’s just a psychic drawing of them. Of course… it’s not, but thats the great thing about it.
Psychic and powers just don’t go in the same sentence IMO. What do I know? I am just a mere mortal.
I just knew you were going to say that.
I just knew you were going to say that you knew I was going to say that.
I know where this is going, so I want to stop you now.
Sure they do! Those two words work well in sentences together. Examples:
She does NOT have any psychic powers.
Everyone who claims to have psychic powers is lying.
Psychic powers are a sham.
See? Three examples of how well those words work together – when used properly! But what do I know? I am just a mere zombie.
I am totally in awe now.
*squeeze*
Or Austin Powers seduced the Psychic
How ridiculous!
Is that in the dictionary?
I hope he doesn’t get ridiculed for her dictation.
No, just for her diction.
Peaness addiction is hard to break.
i wonder if the pen she’s using is from….
pen island.com
She captured his likeness quite well, I thought.
Totally. Except for the hair.
meh seen it on youtube like a month ago
…and your point is?
I thought the dude in the video had the point.
will at least we know how to win pictunary agenst her
Yes, but I would suggest avoiding playing her at scrabble.
Don’t ridicule him – he beats you at crossword puzzles any time!
Hooray, you’re right! Do you know a seven letter word for a close embrace?
I’d say *squeeze*, but I’m sure Donny could go for skweeez, zqiiise or even hhuuckk.
You’re doing/saying it wrong. Don’t use your German accent next time.
That wasn’t German. He was coughing something up.
Ooh…I didn’t know he spoke hackenese. My bad.
??????
Error 42 – device was not properly initialized prior to use
Run-time error ’2282′:
Abort sequence.
Error 404: Brains not found.
Error ID Ten T: no further explaination needed
PEBKAC
EPARSE
FUBAR
unhandled exception at 0xB00B1E51, post could not be `read’
***OUT of Cheese Error ***
*** Redo from Start ***
or chess.. or poker, or anything involving a wager
.. bwahaha
All these failblog fanatics and i don’t see a 1 pointing out that this is a FAILBLOG REPEAT — or as the first said “FAILBLOG FAIL” is it friday already?
You didn’t just watch it twice, did you? Because I did that one time and got so confused. Did I type this comment up before? I think I might have. Well, the important thing is to keep your eye on the ball.
Yay for JasonK!
*makes with the green confetti tossin’*
We couldn’t let him hang there without a party, right?
*squeeze*
Woohoo!
*makes with the Guinness tossin’*
Good! It’s hard to turn that green.
:ick:
I detest green beer. Food coloring does not make cheap beer taste better.
I’ve never seen green beer. Does that even exist? And if so, why?
Bartenders in many bars in the US put a few drops of green food coloring into each draft beer on St Patrick’s Day — just because Americans are kooky like that.
Bars here in the states will put green food coloring in beer in celebration of St. Patrick’s day. It’s usually the cheapest beer they can get, and they price it accordingly.
St. Patrick’s Day, of course! But still… :ick:
Some places will only turn Harp green, out of respect. In Chicago that is. And only some places. Not the area of town one of my friends is dragging me to tonight. That area has the bars that turn PBR green. Oh goody.
Is JasonK a regular? No matter…
*brings out stash of bubbly*
*pours it in flutes for failpeeps*
*pinches everyone*
Yay Jason!
That’s right.
No avatar … that’s what confused me.
CONGRATS Jason and sorry.
*wheels in stainless confetti cannon*
*overloads it with green ‘J’s and ‘K’s*
*
safety**lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!
*nearby Richter scale registers 4.4*
*everyone suffers from ringing ears for a few hours*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well, of course. If you can’t get sex, you become religious/psychic/angry/etc. Well known fact.
So… sex could bring peace to the world? Jesus and Kant lied!
Better Locke up your daughters.
You’re right!
*Hobbes off*
Are you alright Arthur? Do you Nietzsche cane?
I think not.
*disappears*
firdst
A face with creepy eyes, a big nose and an unibrow.
…can be seen on a previous fail.
B-b-but I thought she was drawing a puppy…
Well…more like Freud win!
Third eye blind.
I don’t think she feels her life is Semi-Charmed right now.
*scribbles notes*
Mmmm, interesting… Now tell me about your father, Don.
*looks over Arthur’s shoulder*
*sees what he “scribbled”*
*blushes*
Freud was right!
Wait… How exactly is that psychic? She’s looking right at the guy and drawing on a piece of paper.
well, she’s not psychic, the pen is.
SnooPING AS usual, I see.
Well, when it comes to psychic powers, it’s really the thought that counts.
It’s psychic because she was able to accurately draw a part of his anatomy that wasn’t even visible! …Amazing!!!
O noes! Did she diagram?
Her motives were definitely sketchy.
Did she doodle?
She doodled a doodle!
*gigglesnort*
My goodness, but in a world of irritating video endings, Failblog’s little Facebook clicky and loud “FAiLBLOG DOT ORG” are really amongst the most obnoxious. You got rid of the old super-obnoxious intro, but not the addiction to being super obnoxious in your videos.
If only there were some way to stop the video before the ending!
If only someone would show thirdworld where the
button was!
Obviously trolls lack paws.
*snorf!*
Ooh! Ooh! I know! Me! Me! Pick me!
*clears throat importantly*
Take away its credit card!
*crickets*
Oh, wait. That’s how you stop an elephant from charging. My bad.
Nevermind.
An understandable mix-up. After all, a pause button would work on the elephant, too.
It would be funny if he said “I think my nose is not big enough”
Down with Failbooking plugs!
It’s Killroy!
I’ve never heard of a PsychicTroll.
I love y’all.
“I think my nose is a little big there” ahahhahahahha
Hey, look at me, I’m psychic as well…I predict that dude is going to invite her back to his place after the show.
I see your future – *UGH!*
Failblog did a great job ending my laughter with that annoying ad.
psychic my ass. she was just really horny. wanted to drop the dude a hint.
She was channeling Richard Johnson?
So all I had to do to avoid getting suspended from school was claim the drawing in the restroom was a “psychic drawing” and not genitalia? Now you tell me.
Oh, and writing “Here I sit smelling vapors”… Um… that was my spirit guide; yeah he was telling me a story; I had no idea what that was about he hadn’t gotten to anything meaningful when you interrupted it.
Fake and gay, this was on =3.
Like your mum, who has them SquAIDS.
Did she bought her pencil on Pen Island dot org ?
dot net I mean.
It’s dot com!
Look at his expression/eyes at 0:14. Made me lol hard.
He made you hard?
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic psychic physicist? Cross her palm with silver and she’ll tell you your density.
Well you don’t have to be psychic to know what’s on her mind.
My Comment
his nose is a littler bit bigger then that. and longer.
*Dies laughing*
o chuj !!!!!!!!!!!!!
she draws what she wants
That’s what she draw
From an Anthology Show: I can Count Your Hair.
From my ClassMate: I can See Your Hair.
From Me: I Can SEE YOUR BIRD!!!
omg i love how his eyes go wide when he sees the picture haha!!
“…my nose is a little big…”????
or “…Dang woman… i WISH!! ”
:p
stop with the ads very annoying
it looks just like him
I would definately journal. I think that is huge!! So often we dream things and forget them. There is so much important details that we forget…
I would definately journal
who is best psychic reader in India, please give his contact no. i want to contact him since i cant visit abroad.
Regrads
Deepak Somvanshi