*comes in dragging a box*
*looks around nervously*
*Steps up onto the box*
*Says to self: No LOLspeak. Don’t forget to smile*
*smiles*
Can I have your attention, please?
I hope you don’t mind me borrowing this high spot.
I want to tell you about a friend of a friend who lives in Sweden. She has a little doggie named Silver who was attacked by a wolf . The brave little doggie survived the brutal attack, but he suffered horrendous wounds, including spinal cord damage.
Silver is recovering, but his human does not have a wallet as big as his heart, and the vet bills (even after the insurance) are HUGE
The Cheezpeeps are trying to raise $1000 to help with the vet bill.
To read all about this, see pictures of Silver, and donate to help, just click on my blue name.
Not that I disagree, but I’m impressed to see that people still bother to point out that things aren’t fails. These days it’s pretty much a given that any entry on FAILBlog isn’t a fail but a submitter failing to understand.
Strange women lyin in ponds distributin swords is no basis 4 a system of government. Supreme exec pwr derives from mandate of masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony.U cant expect 2 wield supreme exec pwr just cuz some watery tart threw a sword @ u says:
Except for how if it had been a video, it would have been rather more obvious that he’s actually in the middle of a perfectly valid breakdancing move, not falling on his face.
This isn’t a fail, he’s in the middle of a move called the windmill.
His head is supposed to touch the floor, the only reason this is looking like a fail is because the picture is taken at a moment when he’s faced down.
the position of the legs and arms is exactly how it should’ve been when doing a proper windmill.
so no faceplant, no fail. but nice picture tho
You fail, since this is not a fail. It is a move called eggbeates or nutcrackers, since you should have your hands in your crotch. Further it is often done using the head.
@nate: Never even heard of a genie and I’m a bboy. No handed windmills are generally called barrels, or different variations have other names like nutcrackers, skymills, etc.
There are so many weird names for that :> Back in the days, i tried to create some community with a glossary. People argued all the time about what move had which name etc.
There are other names but usually called barrels I believe. I searched on my bboy site and found a guide for genie mills. They seem to be a different variation but usually called something else.
Tombstone mills are windmills done with no hands and feet together. One of the hardest moves in breakdancing actually. Those aren’t tombstone mills. They just look like no-handed ones.
I’m sorry to break it to you guys but this isn’t a fail. It is a completely legitimate break dancing move where you hold your hands in the “mentally challenged” position and spin around on your face while the people watching try not to laugh.
*puts on his judge’s robes and silly powdered wig* After viewing all evidence, all videos and pictures of windmills show at least some other part of the body touching the ground, sometimes not even the head. It has been ruled a fail, dude slipped on a banana peel, concussion resulted. Not convinced at all it’s a windmill. And the crowd doesn’t look convinced, either. Their smirking gives it away.
This is not a dancing fail, it’s a photography fail. He’s in the middle of doing no-handed hopping windmills, which require popping off of the shoulders/head in order to flip over from your stomach to your back, the picture is just taken at a bad time.
You don’t even know the breakdancing moves yet you call a proper move ‘fail’? I would take a screenshot of this site and upload here just to show how much fail is the thing itself.
For your information: we used to call that windmill a head balls windmill, because you hold your balls while pushing the ground with your head.
Yea, this is really a FAIL failpost… I could just hear all the bboys around the world getting pissed off right now…
I agree w/ all the other bboys, THAT is a NUTCRACKER MILL! As a matter of fact, it’s a pretty good one, considering that he is able to get that much on his forehead. That is ONE CLEAN NUTCRACKER MILL. Failblog should take this off… It’s totally dissing all the bboys in the world…
There are two fails here…
1. The business man next to the girl in green is experiencing a “Realize your dreams FAIL”…he used to break-it-down in the day! ( …after the wife, the kids, the mortgage, the recycling laws (cardboard and D cell batteries) he has no time to chop-it-up any more)
2. And the EPIC FAIL…the photo was taken to soon: Premature SNAP = FAIL
The guy to the far right…immediately after the shot was taken erupts~ pushes windmill jockey off mat and proceeds to clear the streets with the “HURRICANE” ftw.
HA!
epic losers .com/load/FAILPictures/dancing_with_the_stars_fail/8-1-0-110
lol at Crone nice one
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*comes in dragging a box*
*looks around nervously*
*Steps up onto the box*
*Says to self: No LOLspeak. Don’t forget to smile*
*smiles*
Can I have your attention, please?
I hope you don’t mind me borrowing this high spot.
I want to tell you about a friend of a friend who lives in Sweden. She has a little doggie named Silver who was attacked by a wolf . The brave little doggie survived the brutal attack, but he suffered horrendous wounds, including spinal cord damage.
Silver is recovering, but his human does not have a wallet as big as his heart, and the vet bills (even after the insurance) are HUGE
The Cheezpeeps are trying to raise $1000 to help with the vet bill.
To read all about this, see pictures of Silver, and donate to help, just click on my blue name.
Thank you. *smiles*
*climbs down off box.*
*runsawayfast*
wtf? why would i care about some random persons dog?
Why wouldn’t you?
exsactly
+1
Uh.. I think he is in the middle of a breakdance move called the “windmill”. Not sure if this is a fail…
Yep, that’s a windmaill, this is a fail post fail.
Agreed it’s just a windmill in action.
no is a facemill xDDD
Not that I disagree, but I’m impressed to see that people still bother to point out that things aren’t fails. These days it’s pretty much a given that any entry on FAILBlog isn’t a fail but a submitter failing to understand.
what are you smoking? Over 70% of the posts are pretty damn funny. And they are fails, people are not very intellegent.
whoever took the pic has a good camera but that;s, like you guyz said, a windmill. you have to put clips of breakdancers to see the actual fails
maybe his trying to transition from windmill to a munchmill IMHO
YAY
Facespin!
Thats why it is called “break”dance!
I don’t know if that’s exactly a YAY moment… But ok, I take it.
that must hurt
Did he DIE?
Invisible Strings!
he did not die, he deathed.
Did died? Indeed died he did.
nooo maybe broke his neck
see what drugs can do to you!!
In this case, most likely the electro/house outfit Designer Drugs.
Skull drag!!
can I have a puff?
love the faces of the public hehehe like umm er.. yeah.. nice trick
OHHH that’s why they call it BREAKdancing
Yes, it’s called break-your-neck dance. You should try it.
Is that Moscow?
I think it’s Saint-Petersbourg
thought of Triest in Italy
Rome, via del Corso
Arbat st., Moscow
+1
Definitely
the crowd watching affirmed the fail
i think there is no fail
He can defy gravity so it is a win:)
Let’s face the facts, shall we?
I can’t wrap my head around that.
I’m getting a headache trying to find a way think of it.
*facepalm*
Face plant. Straight up.
I wish I could do that
That’s a flop.
This woulda been better if it’d been a video.
Except for how if it had been a video, it would have been rather more obvious that he’s actually in the middle of a perfectly valid breakdancing move, not falling on his face.
No, rather because it would have been funnier to see the fall in action and hear the crowd’s reaction.
Except it isn’t a fall.
Photographer – WIN!
Only in America.
In what way?
DAMN RIGHT! GOD BLESS AMERICA! *SALUTES*
The face plant.
blossoming in the morning sun
A for effort
F for looking like he tripped over a rock.
Average grade: C
This isn’t a fail, he’s in the middle of a move called the windmill.
His head is supposed to touch the floor, the only reason this is looking like a fail is because the picture is taken at a moment when he’s faced down.
the position of the legs and arms is exactly how it should’ve been when doing a proper windmill.
so no faceplant, no fail. but nice picture tho
sry, did not see the post yet
But yes, it is a variation of windmills :>
You fail, since this is not a fail. It is a move called eggbeates or nutcrackers, since you should have your hands in your crotch. Further it is often done using the head.
I think the reaction of the crowd certainly makes it a fail. Maybe he’s just having a seizure? Someone call the paramedics.
Ummmm This is no Fail… Its actually pretty Good Form. Youtube Windmills.. sorry to kill your Fail high
Dam seizures.
This looks like a windmill or a Genie (handless windmill). Its his forehead not his face touching.
Failblog fail. Like some folks already pointed out, that is a Windmill. Running out of fails, Failblog ?
Freak
Y thank you !
pretty sure he’s in middle of doing windmills
@nate: Never even heard of a genie and I’m a bboy. No handed windmills are generally called barrels, or different variations have other names like nutcrackers, skymills, etc.
There are so many weird names for that :> Back in the days, i tried to create some community with a glossary. People argued all the time about what move had which name etc.
There are other names but usually called barrels I believe. I searched on my bboy site and found a guide for genie mills. They seem to be a different variation but usually called something else.
not a fail of the breakdancer. post fail.
First!
hello ground this is my face!!
That’s not a fail, that’s the super-secret move called “The Faceslide”
there is such a move called a headslide, and it looks spectacular
that s not a fail its a move called windmaill
but it s a funny picture
check to see the move
FIFTH!
I believe i can DIVE!!!
no its called tombstone windmill
Brings new meaning to the term breakdance.
@unknown
Tombstone mills are windmills done with no hands and feet together. One of the hardest moves in breakdancing actually. Those aren’t tombstone mills. They just look like no-handed ones.
Breakeface WIN!
I’m sorry to break it to you guys but this isn’t a fail. It is a completely legitimate break dancing move where you hold your hands in the “mentally challenged” position and spin around on your face while the people watching try not to laugh.
He broke something but it wasn’t dancing.
failblog needs to remove this. its not even a fail hes in the middle of a windmill variation -_-
That’s what this idiot whigger gets for trying to breakdance. Have some f-ing pride, man
Well, aren’t you CHARMING. What would the world be without LOVELY people like you?
Oh, yes. A better place.
*puts on his judge’s robes and silly powdered wig* After viewing all evidence, all videos and pictures of windmills show at least some other part of the body touching the ground, sometimes not even the head. It has been ruled a fail, dude slipped on a banana peel, concussion resulted. Not convinced at all it’s a windmill. And the crowd doesn’t look convinced, either. Their smirking gives it away.
im hoping thats sarcasm….
This is not a dancing fail, it’s a photography fail. He’s in the middle of doing no-handed hopping windmills, which require popping off of the shoulders/head in order to flip over from your stomach to your back, the picture is just taken at a bad time.
Looks like he is in the process of breaking his nose. Break-dance win!
You don’t even know the breakdancing moves yet you call a proper move ‘fail’? I would take a screenshot of this site and upload here just to show how much fail is the thing itself.
For your information: we used to call that windmill a head balls windmill, because you hold your balls while pushing the ground with your head.
yo people this is so not a fail, there called nutcracker mills. A name fail i guess but totally not a move fail.
Yea, this is really a FAIL failpost… I could just hear all the bboys around the world getting pissed off right now…
I agree w/ all the other bboys, THAT is a NUTCRACKER MILL! As a matter of fact, it’s a pretty good one, considering that he is able to get that much on his forehead. That is ONE CLEAN NUTCRACKER MILL. Failblog should take this off… It’s totally dissing all the bboys in the world…
Where is the Techno Viking when we need him?
I don’t think thats a fail either. It is just a funny picture of him transitioning to go back into the windmill.
B-girl Sheepster & B-boy Jap-man
Looks like he broke something alright… That *is* the point of breakdancing, isn’t it?
he dint break nething -_- this isnt a fail its a snapshot of a variation of a windmill -_-
There are two fails here…
1. The business man next to the girl in green is experiencing a “Realize your dreams FAIL”…he used to break-it-down in the day! ( …after the wife, the kids, the mortgage, the recycling laws (cardboard and D cell batteries) he has no time to chop-it-up any more)
2. And the EPIC FAIL…the photo was taken to soon: Premature SNAP = FAIL
The guy to the far right…immediately after the shot was taken erupts~ pushes windmill jockey off mat and proceeds to clear the streets with the “HURRICANE” ftw.
it’s a win guys
Why its FAIL-its look like FAIL, but its beakdance trick
Its not a fail!
Its a breakdance move.
He spins on his head and is at the current state getting back on his feet!