That doesn’t mean its not the best city for being gay in.
It probably has the highest level of homophobic attacks because it has the highest density of homosexual people!
The likelihood that you get attacked when you’re gay there might be lower than in other places.
I had a mate once, Old Nick, the sea captain. He was a rough, tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies…
Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky Shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives…
One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her…
This site sucks now, that’s not a fail. Not only that, but it’s existed there forever and now “someone” decides it is a fail? I call b/s on this whole site.
i dont actually live in brighton… but nearby as soon as I looked at the photo i knew exactly where it was.. and Brighton is DAMN AWESOME cos Paramore came here
I want to ride that!
Maybe it’s supposed to ride you!
That’s what it was saying!
oh dude..
I know this place… Brighton!! Only the best city in the world!
I’ll give you Brighton but it’s only the best city in the world if you’re gay.
DING!
I’m not even going to use my time thinking about a witty response.
*Gets it*
Actually we are one of the highest cities for homophobic attacks…
So you’d probably like it there you homophone!
Jam, should we jam some jam into Sem’s (homo)phone?
That doesn’t mean its not the best city for being gay in.
It probably has the highest level of homophobic attacks because it has the highest density of homosexual people!
The likelihood that you get attacked when you’re gay there might be lower than in other places.
jam attack sem.
it”s very effective!
“Jam attack”, eh? This phrase should be on urban dictionary
I may be biased as its my home town, but even without being gay its like the best city in the world
Ye, was about to say… I know that shop ^^
Damn straight! I thought this was Brighton LOL!
How many tickets does it cost?
Sounds rather ordinary, if you ask me…
Come rub my shoulders.
Ah Redspacecat! its me your brother Bluespacecat, we meat again! yes meat
Oh my, I seem to be in my schizophrenic phase again, talking to myself…
if you get tired of meating yourself, you should pop down to the pier today
Down the pier, that’s probably straight into the wind… Let me go get my ski goggles.
I had a mate once, Old Nick, the sea captain. He was a rough, tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies…
With a melon?
Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky Shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dum-dum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives…
for people with dinky tinkies? did he lend them the Rumpletweezers?
One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her…
…a romantic afternoon at the pier…
a frantic afternoon down the docks
A fantastic afternoon by the beach…
An escstatic afternoon over the sound…
a queer time on the quay
…I was so hoping for “of how awesome I am”….
And a happy ending guaranteed no less…
Which one?
the baby hand from the previous fail
OMG HAI! its me grannycatflap! how y’all doing up in here?
*raises eyebrow*
banana massage!
No baloney candy?
guaranteed happy endings!
BACON LUBE!
sounds tasty :3
wire spider?
I heard that was the hair around a person’s ass that moves not unlike a wire spider when they fart
Whhhyyy…….
that’s just what I heard, the mirror keeps breaking when I try
You fart through the sound barrier? Impressive!
it’s more like a barrier of sight and smell
I f*cking LOVE watching the sunset from there!
Haha, my friends dared me to go there. It’s always open but we never see anyone in it…. *hmm*
This is on Brighton Palace Pier, UK.
You cum there often?
I cant seem to find it on street view… found the peir though
Melty3219… my son…
Tsk! Don’t pier at my peir.
very fitting, architecturally, so definitely a win
Yeah !!! And what a pleasure !!!
I don’t see the fail. What’s the fail?
The sea is askew, don’t you see?
OMFG! its Redspacecat! its me pinkspacecat! your sister!
you guys up for some group family action? OMFG it’s me Smelty3219, Melty3219′s Granny from another fanny
OMG REDSPACECAT! The water is all kattywampus… Ocean Fail!
TOTALLY AGREE “hello firebox.com, yes?”
I saw that shop some years ago when I was in GB
Funny thing
Pass the Orb!
Here, I don’t have to indulge….
something tells me one or more person has no life in making names on the board lol
Isn’t that a ride at the state fair’s adult section?
Motorhead FTW
ah the pier, the best place to get rid of a stiff
I might toss one off the side if I can’t find a place to bury it
Oh noes… you could impregnate all of the mermaids.
Jeez, not one person has mentioned “Sleeper” or “Barbarella” yet. I guess I gotta. Oh, wait, just did.
Sleeper yes, but Barbarella was put in an “excessive machine”. I always snork when it gets to the part where she overloads it!
Motorhead ftw!
I KNEW someone would pick up on that!
That is correct. Used when “We could have had sex, but there weren’t enough people.”
Sorry folks, it’s a head massager. No ‘gasms, unless you REALLY like head massages.
Some guys do. So I’ve hard, err, heard.
Errm… I REALLY like Head, does that count?
No, but you’re halfway there
This site sucks now, that’s not a fail. Not only that, but it’s existed there forever and now “someone” decides it is a fail? I call b/s on this whole site.
Congratulations. Now you can leave and never come back. Buh bye now!
*strokes pink sparkly bat behind back*
Wow… never seen ‘happy endings’ so blatently advertised before.
Sorry, think again.
How this is not a WIN is beyond me…
He’s got a monopoly going and everything
Sepultura/Motorhead WIN!!! if you listen old school Metal you know what im talking about.
BRIGTON!
I want a happy ending!
Will u do it?
Adult rides… Yeah… Kinda tiny for a bumpy ride
Fascinating..
It’s Auto-erotic… be nice, Elita-1 can be a little rough
I agree 100%. No FAIL there!
Hail Motorhead! Hail Lemmy!
Wajooo, been there, Brighton peer.
pretty cool, I got the exact same picture.
Massage?? You mean there’s enough room to lie down in there??
Brighton! Its things like this that make my hometown so good! XD
i dont actually live in brighton… but nearby
as soon as I looked at the photo i knew exactly where it was.. and Brighton is DAMN AWESOME cos Paramore came here
Motorhead/Sepultura Win!
WWIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!