We have a guy here at our lab that does something similar in the non-top secret parts of the lab where there are no floor-to-ceiling turnstiles. I keep waiting for him to whack his head (I know – kind of mean of me), but no – he’s good.
Dude comes through a door, and rather than passing through the turnstile like the guy before him, he does a twisting backflip over the railing. He dons his cap (which looks like either a police officer or a train conductor), and is on his way.
*also shakes fist at stoopid slow ‘puter*
I can tell he jumps, but it looks like one of those cameras that only takes a few pics per sec, not standard video.
*leads huge parade in jeep*
*huge floats of starfishes rumble past*
*jets perform flyby*
*Under the Sea, then the Spongebob theme tune is played by brass band*
Thank you every one. I’m sorry I wasn’t here to drink celebrate with you. Daylight savings moved the 12:00 P.M. CST fail to 1:00 and now I miss them (and you ).
Enough with the fail booking banner. Ive been there already, and it sucks beyond sucking. That banner is very very VERY annoying, especially after the first 500 times.
I don’t mind the banner, since it’s at the end, so I just scroll down to read the comments. Then there’s this “click click click click” and I’m like meh whatever. THEN some idiot feels the need to tell me what site I’m reading, which in an otherwise silent room is startling in addition to being annoying.
A while back I stopped watching Failblog videos entirely because of that bit. Lots of people also complained and it was eventually removed. I still don’t watch the videos often, but today I check one out and hey it’s back, guess nothing was really learned and I’ll go back to not watching. Oh well.
if someone runs away from him after stealing a train token or goes thru without paying, he will barrellroll over the fence so fast your head would spin in amazement then…. NAB! arrested!
Hey all my failpeeps! I have no clever comment on the awesomeness of the display of agility and humor in the clip. I’m all out. But I did bring chicken soup! I made it with Udon noodles. Big, fat, slurpy buckwheat noodles should make up for my lack of originality.
*squeezies*
I’ve been taking care of my sick Nana on one side of the metroplex and my Aunt on the other. I’m tired!
I’m so out of it, I don’t even know if FB2 is FailBook or FaceBook or the FailPeeps site.
Facebook creeped me out telling people I knew that I was on that I didn’t want to know that I was on there. I mean, how can I be naughty if respectable people want to friend me? I know you don’t have to give them access but then I have to explain in person why I don’t think they should be looking at my online activities too closely, lol. I deactivated my acct. but I’d brave it for mah failpeeps.
You simply don’t “friend” them. And you set everything to private. That’s the simple way to do things. I have family members that I refuse to “friend”.
I don’t blame you. I’ve still got a list of three people that I have no idea who they are here, so I have not “friended” them there. If they sent a message telling me, like some people did, I might respond!
Another solution would be to set up your FB2 identity, or if you’re already there under your own name a separate one, using your FB1 persona or some variation thereupon.
this is what happens when you have to go throught the same dang door and around teh same dang railing everyday for likely far too many years of your life and you just end up saying “screw it all i’m gonna do a kick ass stunt over that stupid railing even if it kills me”
Weird, the youtube user who posted this also posted videos related to a new Russian TV show about cops. Still, this particular video is in black and white, so I guess it must be a real security cam. Black and white video is not the kind of thing that can be faked.
Woah, that was cool…
yeh lol… i wish i could do that so that every time i come across a fence, i could do that.
they look like Russians
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lol both fail its: epic losers .com
both are photoshoped
you tube parkour. this would be a basic move in that
Oooh, he did that in style. And no one was even there to see it! Modest.
Yeah…He’s Ninja. Just like me. Nothing difficult then.
Turnstile fail? Accurate headcount fail?
yea, but totally staged…woul nevr happen in real life…
We have a guy here at our lab that does something similar in the non-top secret parts of the lab where there are no floor-to-ceiling turnstiles. I keep waiting for him to whack his head (I know – kind of mean of me), but no – he’s good.
Wow!
That’s what she said!
Got laid?
My comment goes nesting in awesomely irrelevant places. :O
But this time it does look pretty relevant.
Someone’s a little too happy to be going to work…
He was fired from his last job for being too flippant.
Real funny guy, though. His jokes have everyone rolling.
I think it’s actually a barrel roll + a full. But don’t hold me to it.
Actually yes, it’s a barrel roll + a full. your right. I didn’t even notice.
you’re
UNLESS, he meant it as in “On your right” – someone was doing on a barrel roll…+ a full… on his right! And he didn’t even notice!
*Ahem*
It’s called a Misty.
*shakes fist at workplace firewall*
*double fists workplace firwall*
should you be fisting at work?
best…. thread… ever…
Dude comes through a door, and rather than passing through the turnstile like the guy before him, he does a twisting backflip over the railing. He dons his cap (which looks like either a police officer or a train conductor), and is on his way.
Thanks, Cloral
A guy enters a lobby and does a flip over the barrier rather than walking around it…
…and then hits an overpass.
*snerk*
I’m guessing there’s an enormous phallus somewhere…
Well…I dunno. Both guys in the video have their pants on. :p
And no hands coming out of said pants.
No reported carrot sightings, either.
Or nightsticks.
He might just be the long arm of the law.
Eeep!
*runsawayfastandhides*
He’s no match for your caper.
*preens*
Oh, yeah? Well you oughta see my prance, too!
If you do a flip I might see your under prance.
Fair enough. I DID ask you to spot me, after all.
*also shakes fist at stoopid slow ‘puter*
I can tell he jumps, but it looks like one of those cameras that only takes a few pics per sec, not standard video.
He died.
I wonder whether he does that every day…
Wouldn’t you?
If I could, I totally would. But, if I tried it, I would end up on here, but not as a win.
Do it and let us judge. We’ll be fair.
No way. I’ve gotten tricked into putting videos of myself online before. Never again!
Oooh! Where? Are they embarrassing? Can we go see?
Yeah, yeah! Do tell!!!
See, we’re a friendly, curious bunch…sure we carry our own score cards, but that’s all in fun!
this is him
Ever notice that the last frame of this vid is a H.S. basketball game? I’m just sayin’
Honesty, FTW.
The Ukrainian judge awards him an 8.5 for style.
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR STARFISH!!!!
*runs out for more champagne ‘cuz Leila drank it all*
Boo Leila,
hurray beer!
*ahem*
YAAAAAAAAY STARFISH!!!!!!
*tosses confetti*
Yea Starfish!!!!!
*makes with the balloons*
GO, STARFISHY, GO! YAYYYY!!!
*leads huge parade in jeep*
*huge floats of starfishes rumble past*
*jets perform flyby*
*Under the Sea, then the Spongebob theme tune is played by brass band*
*marches in parade*
*throws packages of fish-shaped crackers to the crowds*
*grabs several packages of fish-shaped crackers out of the air*
These things are gold!! Gold, I tell you!!!
Woohoo, Starfish! *Plays various tropical themed songs including…*
I’ll be back later when the champagne arrives.
No, really, I’m swamped at work.
Yay Starfish!
*high five by five*
Thank you every one. I’m sorry I wasn’t here to
).
drinkcelebrate with you. Daylight savings moved the 12:00 P.M. CST fail to 1:00 and now I miss them (and youIt’s all right, sweetie. We’re still here! *squeeze*
Woo hoo!!!
*superduperIpoweredmysecondfailsqueezes*
It must be a big swamp since I’m stuck in it too!
WOOHOO Starfish!!!!
Thanks Scott!! I’m in the same swamp too, and that’s not a good thing considering I’m not a freshwater starfish.
FIRST
LOL! u r first indeed my friend!
Looks like it might be staged, but it’s still pretty damn awesome!
that dude just thout f it im going over!!
so cool!!!
I tried that six months ago. Would somebody please visit me in the Hospital, I’m bored!
Guy enters a lobby. Sees a fly and does a street fighter II Ryu flip. Kicks it out the air and puts his hat on cuz he feels a draft.
Take that, boring worker-bee-style cubical job!!
Enough with the fail booking banner. Ive been there already, and it sucks beyond sucking. That banner is very very VERY annoying, especially after the first 500 times.
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Banter? I hardly know her!
Shows after the video, NS.
{{{{{NS}}}}}
*squeezesforgoodmeasure*
Right. ABP doesn’t block part of the video out. Still, since it’s at the end, it’s easy to skip.
I don’t mind the banner, since it’s at the end, so I just scroll down to read the comments. Then there’s this “click click click click” and I’m like meh whatever. THEN some idiot feels the need to tell me what site I’m reading, which in an otherwise silent room is startling in addition to being annoying.
A while back I stopped watching Failblog videos entirely because of that bit. Lots of people also complained and it was eventually removed. I still don’t watch the videos often, but today I check one out and hey it’s back, guess nothing was really learned and I’ll go back to not watching. Oh well.
and i’ve been on failbook too-it’s not at all funny
rarely something will even make me smile
He was probably showing off.
Why is it you have to be an insulting asshat every time you comment here?
He’s just going with what he knows and what he is.
Who?
hes talking to me
Guy’s a ninja.
I was pretty impressed with the first guy, who actually managed to shut the door on his way in.
This guy did noticed that the door was open, but he was tired after that leap, so he just left it.
Would have been brutal if he tripped.
Says the fat guy who lives in his mom’s basement.
Are you sure he’s from the same country?
The lonely baffle gate, the black&white camera
and the slightly oversized cap looks Soviet to me.
I think it’s time they installed higher railings.
Damn
bet 10$ that this guy is from russia
Yes, he wears a Russian police (militia) uniform.
Probably an EX Spetsnaz soldier
if someone runs away from him after stealing a train token or goes thru without paying, he will barrellroll over the fence so fast your head would spin in amazement then…. NAB! arrested!
It’s obviously photoshopped.
..Wait, what?
Boring
Whoa! Did you see how he spun his hat? That’s amazing!
My job is trying to block failblog too!
Oh noes, BG!! We won’t evar let you go! *sniff.sniff*
Yea! Someone wants me!
I still have my phone. But on the work PC, this sight is nothing put simple text.
*Tapes BG to wall*
Sorry, it’s Scotch Tape. Someone else has all the good stuff…
BUT, this still means you’re goin’ nowheres.
I can feel the force in him…
Honestly, the only thing missing is a lightsaber!
Do a barrel roll!
Have you ever heard that song Barrel Roll?
I’ve been Rick Rolled. Does that count?
no but rownie points for reference
He has russian uniform so it’s definitely in Russia.
This is how we do it here in Russia.
They don’t put their pants on one leg at a time, either. They hold the pants with both hands and vault into them.
Where’s the ‘like’ button?
Hey all my failpeeps! I have no clever comment on the awesomeness of the display of agility and humor in the clip. I’m all out. But I did bring chicken soup! I made it with Udon noodles. Big, fat, slurpy buckwheat noodles should make up for my lack of originality.
*squeezies*
I’ve been taking care of my sick Nana on one side of the metroplex and my Aunt on the other. I’m tired!
You seem to have come here when there are few of us about. A matter I was just commenting about over on FB2.
I haven’t had Udon in ages! Hey Avis, is that what we’re calling the other FB? FB2?
I’m so out of it, I don’t even know if FB2 is FailBook or FaceBook or the FailPeeps site.
Facebook creeped me out telling people I knew that I was on that I didn’t want to know that I was on there. I mean, how can I be naughty if respectable people want to friend me? I know you don’t have to give them access but then I have to explain in person why I don’t think they should be looking at my online activities too closely, lol. I deactivated my acct. but I’d brave it for mah failpeeps.
You simply don’t “friend” them. And you set everything to private. That’s the simple way to do things. I have family members that I refuse to “friend”.
I refuse to “friend” anyone else until I’ve figured who they are on here.
I don’t blame you. I’ve still got a list of three people that I have no idea who they are here, so I have not “friended” them there. If they sent a message telling me, like some people did, I might respond!
*Cough* Yeah, they should make sure to do it the first time, too…
Another solution would be to set up your FB2 identity, or if you’re already there under your own name a separate one, using your FB1 persona or some variation thereupon.
Ummmm.
*searches memory*
*finds absolutely nothing*
*feels guilty just in case*
This video is flippin’ stupid.
this is what happens when you have to go throught the same dang door and around teh same dang railing everyday for likely far too many years of your life and you just end up saying “screw it all i’m gonna do a kick ass stunt over that stupid railing even if it kills me”
Do a barrel roll!
I did that and ended in epic fail
Yay! That reminds me… I need to download this to put it on my ipod.
arggg it puts the videos for the link aww guess nobody getting rick rolled today
“FailBlog – Where even the Rickrolls fail to p*ss people off”
I fell for it. Nyoro~n.
this guy…is…genius
Do a crate roll!!! Wait… that’s not right…
Da, you in Russian Olympic Gymnist office, komrade.
NICEEEEE I would do a frint flip over it! lol
Whoa. Now THAT is punching into work!
Менты однако жгут…
Did he died?
no he got deaded
Well someone’s chipper this morning!
BARREL ROLL! BARREL ROLL! DO A BARREL BARREL ROLL…
LAST!
Brought to you by the Charlie Chaplin Police Force.
Was anyone else expecting a car to come smashing through the door?
ok, now roll over
DO A BARREL-ROLL – skippy
Flake
Cool… but not a barrel roll…. And I know my Barrel Rolls..
That was pretty win-ish.
THIS IS…
EPIC WIN!
I would have hit that rail so fast lol
that’s so awesome!!
I can that, but I wont cause I don’t feel like showing off
But he didn’t close the door. Fail!
Fake!
This is commercial video of new Russian humor show – Однажды в милиции (Once in the police)
definitely win…or a waste of what could have been most painful fail ever..
WIN. def not fail.
Epic
RUSSIAN COP LOL!
Totaly cool,…ummm,…by the uniform, he looks to be maybe soviet/russian,..regardless,..GOOD JOB,…Two thumbs up
That’s the most awesome video under 1 minute.
Fox, do a barrel roll
Daaahm.
Wow security guards out maneuvering real police… That must be a kick in the face
how cool can you get?
Weird, the youtube user who posted this also posted videos related to a new Russian TV show about cops. Still, this particular video is in black and white, so I guess it must be a real security cam. Black and white video is not the kind of thing that can be faked.
LAST!
Nope!
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
i guess he just had a long, monotonous day, felt bored, and need to stretch so a barrel roll was just what he needed.
and also EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!
Guys look at the time on the bottom right. Cam has been recording about 4 minutes? But anyway, that was cool as hell!!
Holy Crap
dude that is awesome
Fake.
has nobody else noticed that he got across the rail right at 5pm? just in time for his shift
Fail! He left the door open! LOL
cool..that’s a win
that was a TOTAL AWESOME WIIIN!!! THAT WAS SO FREAKIN AWESOME!!!!!
Star Fox’s
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!