Carrot Fail
From the best of intentions come the most phallic of things
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Eat your vegetables?
what’s up doc?
Shh, I am hunting wabbits.
Yer gonna need a pretty big gun!
Nah, I think a .38 hollow point will do the trick!
I could carrot less..
Did the rabbit die?
The kid who tried to eat the carrot probably did.
if you use a .38, there wouldn’t be any hare left for stew, i’m thinkin’. . .
Rabbit season again?
This mah bunneh → Σ:B
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That’s way a lot more better than mah bunneh…
Bigger does not always mean “more better.”
You mean *gulp* size doesn’t matter?!?
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
No, it’s duck season!
It is the year of the dog?
Always.
Wabbit season!
Duck season!!!!
Peter Rabbit?
No, Rabbit Peter.
More like a rabid peter.
the carrot eater?
That the guy who ate my caret?
u mean your bamboo trunk?
Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel
cσckycarrot all day long.man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bang kok carrot
kokman with big carrot is happy man with happy wife
…put
roosterroot in freezer to get a stiffcσckcarrot.A c0ck in the hand is worth two in the bush.
…virginity like bubble. One prick — all gone.
But I don’t like a cold Rooster!!
Well… they say eating carrots is good for your eyes.
not if you have one prematurely pop in your face!
*dons safety glasses*
*does safety dance*
oh god who said that ?
D
I heard playing with your carrot can make you go blind though
only if your mom finds out!
I’d be worried if mine was pointed and orange O_o
You dont use it often enough, clearly
So, with regular use, it gets pointed and orange?
yep, and after that it gets dotted and purple!
and then it turns black and falls off.
That’s a carrot in his pocket AND he’s pleased to see me!
It looks more like he’s starting to become pleased but it not quite there yet.
Are you saying I can’t get a cheer up?
he’s looking at you
Apparently it needs more of an effort…
the real reason Jesus hates Easter
Those playboy bunnies aren’t what they used to be.
eating carrots and reading playboy can make your genitals turn orange you know
Damned fake tan!
orange you glad the day’s over?
Byeeee!!! *squeeze!*
Mine’s not but it’s bronzer that yours is!
ttfn
*squeeeeeeze*
it’s a twap
He has such a pleased expression on his face…
Happiness is a carrot best served raw.
Now you’re getting to the root of things, Jules.
*tickle*
*giggle*
Just make sure you get 4-6 servings a day.
*pokes*
*tickles*
*slides*
Imagine how well you’d see in the dark
Looks more like sex education WIN!
*reminds him of the pictures of STD’s shown in class*
*shudders*
Sorry, this is a modified FAKE!
http://www.aldi-sued.de/de/html/offers/58_18155.htm
Dirty fantasy is provided by the submitter! Martin FAILs!
Yeah, the one in the link seems a little limp.
Wonder how long before the Spannish Inquisition finds the guy responcible for this and tortures him for infromation on why Bugs was rule 34′d
This little rabbit has just saw Alice =D
*crickets*
instantcrickets.com/
S’quiet today, Scotty!
All the better for hunting wabbits.
is that a carrot in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
It’s a carrot.
And yet the people in the comments section hate them. Always complaining about them yelling “FIRST” and such.
And why do you bring that up?
That’s what she said!
*immature snork*
That’s the Pedo Rabbit
Eh, what’s up… *klaxon blow*
This item should only be sold in adult stores
this is totally photoshop. nice try idiot
thats a win
Oh murr~