When I lived in the Bay Area (CA), I saw some ladieswomen people with beards, dresses, high heels, lipstick, and ripped pantyhose. When I wasn’t shocked or even amused, I realized I’d been in California too long.
(God Bless Texas. It’s great to be home again.)
When taking the bus the other day, Rooster and I met a cross-dresser. Not flamboyant or anything. S/he was wearing jeans and tennies. With regular everyday type makeup. I suppose s/he could have been a post-op tranny, but neither of us gave it much thought. That we met this person the day after watching Ed Wood was sort of amusing though.
I knew a guy who liked to wear little black dresses with bright colored pantyhose, and mean’s dress shoes. he said women’s shoes hurt. He didn’t like makeup either.
There’s a cross-dresser in my area that regularly shows up to museum functions in full on sparkly dresses, coifed hair, heels, and a five o’clock shadow. This individual has also been seen in regular girly type jeans, shoes, ruffly tops, all with that facial hair. I think he just likes women’s clothes.
I’d like to gently remind you where the English language got its name. And why “the way we say it” might possibly be the correct pronounciation of the word.
Sorry, but language changes no matter where it originates. The English don’t speak like they did 500 years ago. There is no such thing as correct pronunciation.
Wow – you’re really out of your time zone, aren’t you? I mean, if’s 9:27 p.m. here, what is it where you are? (Please forgive my laziness in checking this myself! Hee!)
I think the UK was 8 hours ahead of ICHC time before we re-did our clocks — so it should be 7 hours ahead now, which would make it just after 1:40am. When they go to Daylight Savings, we’ll be back to 8 hours behind them.
ATT took down my DSL when I switched my landline to a wireless phone (giving ATT even more money, by the way), and it has been nine days and still no DSL. Checkout my tweets about it (I will be tweeting about it everyday until they restore my service): @hectoriribarne
first
omg im so happy now! i AM the first! i totally write that down in my diary <3
You have a diary holy crap your like Ann Frank
♫ I’m going to write a diary ♫
♫ Someday ♫
GOOGLE: load/epic_fail/fail_pictures/six_pack_fail/8-1-0-323
shemale XD lawl
Rofl, you said lawl!
haha u said Rofl!
Omfg, you said haha!
lolocaust
Ann Frank
Hide and Seek world champion 1942-44
lollerskates!
haha I saw that book and when I looked at the title at first i read “Diary of Fred” haha
i do not see no fail?
Fail or EPIC WIN!
no its a fail it has nothing to do with a “EPIC WIN”
I agree with chase
me 2
i fail not see do no
wow yoda
I she-male, you transvestite.
We all have our vices…
I’d let him she-mail me all he wants.
haha that was fun.
Wake up Mr.Freeman, wake up and smell the asses…
The facial hair says otherwise.
When I lived in the Bay Area (CA), I saw some
ladieswomenpeople with beards, dresses, high heels, lipstick, and ripped pantyhose. When I wasn’t shocked or even amused, I realized I’d been in California too long.(God Bless Texas. It’s great to be home again.)
Interesting list of characteristics there. One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just don’t belong…
And when they start looking pretty, you know you have had too much to drink.
*snork*
When taking the bus the other day, Rooster and I met a cross-dresser. Not flamboyant or anything. S/he was wearing jeans and tennies. With regular everyday type makeup. I suppose s/he could have been a post-op tranny, but neither of us gave it much thought. That we met this person the day after watching Ed Wood was sort of amusing though.
As a matter of coordination though, the club girl look with a beard? Really?
I knew a guy who liked to wear little black dresses with bright colored pantyhose, and mean’s dress shoes. he said women’s shoes hurt. He didn’t like makeup either.
Yeah I prefer girls who don’t wear makeup. Leaves their real skin healthier, and I am a big fan of both real and healthy.
Would have been nice if he shaved though….
There’s a cross-dresser in my area that regularly shows up to museum functions in full on sparkly dresses, coifed hair, heels, and a five o’clock shadow. This individual has also been seen in regular girly type jeans, shoes, ruffly tops, all with that facial hair. I think he just likes women’s clothes.
5 o’clock shadows are different though. Usually a ‘beard’ refers to something long enough to pull on.
chez!
Don’t tell me you’ve never been tempted to pull on someone’s beard.
Well, I … -erm … this one time at band camp…
If ever a comment needed a reply from granny. . .
T’was a purposeful 5 o’clock shadow. Trimmed even!
nobody will start saying this
This.
Such poor self esteem.
I think you’re someone LGB.
No, I am!
My name? My name is “Nob’dy,” O Kyklops.
Homer WIN!
*tweaks Qwazzy’s nose*
*tickles BFF*
;[
“Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore, I am perfect.
gaylord
… on a phone with androgynous linking.
… and a keyboard that swings both ways.
Don’t QWERTY, Don’t Tell
Then, how am I suppose to screen my calls?
Hey, don’t project your hang-ups on me.
I don’t like your (ring) tone.
When in Roam…
More bars in more places.
*hic*
Look at me, hands free!
*faceplant*
Dang. Should have said:
Don’t ASCII, Don’t Tell.
Just MIME it.
I don’t think I’m cut out for this ALT lifestyle.
Then just go ESC
Or you can shift your perception.
Or just F one.
Are you on a DEL computer, or a Mac?
Screw this thread, I’me going HOME.
Hmm. That extra ‘e’ deserved a backspace.
This is CTRL Tower, you’re clear for takeoff.
PAUSE. BREAK!
STOP. AGAIN!
9th!
must be british… they don’t say schedule with a hard ‘c’
Yes we do… like – *skedual*
If you’re English, it makes perfect sense. If you’re American, you think it’s a FAIL.
I’m American and it makes prefect sense to me.
AT&T stands for what now?
Ask, Tell & Toodleloo?
Asinine talk and text?
Alternate Trouble & Tribbles?
Acid Tongues & Toes?
Always Type your Title (correctly)
ALT, Tab & ~
Always The Terrible-est
makku beat me by a silly minute…yes in england they say “shedule”.
and if you think that’s bad, you should see (hear) what they do to place names.
I say shedule and Im Canadien.
That’s why I mentioned Americans and English, I didn’t know how the Canadians and Australians say it.
I call BS. If you were Canadian, you would know how to spell it.
Canadien or canadienne is French.
Then surely Leola would have said “Je suis Canadien”?
I’m sure Frenglish isn’t too uncommon in French Canada.
No its not. Frenglish is rather common.
I thought it was called “franglaise”.
I live in England and I’ve never heard anybody say ‘shedule’ who wasn’t drunk.
This.
I’d like to gently remind you where the English language got its name. And why “the way we say it” might possibly be the correct pronounciation of the word.
But now all your English are belong to us.
Somebody set us up the F bomb.
Sorry, but language changes no matter where it originates. The English don’t speak like they did 500 years ago. There is no such thing as correct pronunciation.
I, Robot sequel win!
Where is this ad at? It looks like a young girl in the background with her PJ’s on.
I think she’s another part of the ad.
I see, she is a sage.
…Doesn’t he mean sche-mail?
CRAP! That was supposed to be a regular one, not a response. I have failed on failblog
Fail
Win?
FIN!
Gin?
ShWin! (Scheduling and winning)
Hers says:
“I shau-sage (shout and message)”
That was epic.
I she male?
O noes! Did s/he bi?
S/he crossed over.
S/how s/had.
S/haken not s/tirred.
English isn’t my native tongue, I don’t get it.
She-male = trans woman with male genitalia.
On Digg yesterday… on failblog today.
More like an acceptance win.
I’m going to have to TRANSfer your call sir.
win ^
i could do that but i don’t wanna
it is not a fail when it’s done on purpose – fail to the dude who wrote fail
sage sage
i-Shemale is gonna be Will Smiths next summer blockbuster
Is that sposed to be a tranny? Where’s her boobs?
This was the last time that model agreed to a shoot without knowing what the text on the ad was going to be.
Previous ‘experiences’ include:
“…only on page 3 of The Sun”
“Get a brain morans. Go USA. ”
and “I get all my potatoes from the local church. They have a unique flavour!”
Also:
“Vote Liberal Democrat!”
“Do you look like this? Then you need help.”
“Why plastic surgery is sometimes the best option.”
One of those, I’d have no problem with. No problem at all.
*bets she knows which one*
Completely OT–tomorrow I fly to Florida for a writer’s conference. Wheeeeeee! I’ll be pretty scarce around these parts until next week.
*leaves giant basket of squeezes for the failpeeps*
*packs swimsuit, suntan lotion, and thin cotton blouses*
*grabs a squeeze before DW disappears for the south*
Have fun!!
Ooh! Fresh-squeezed squeezes!
*squeezes the squeezes*
*squees*
I’m not cleaning that up. :p
Have a great time!!
What’s this substance?
*sniff*
*reaches into basket and slathers on suntan lotion*
*leaves squeezes and a fresh bottle of SPF 50*
Have a safe trip, DW!
*squeezes*
*adds honey, pepper, and tissues to DW’s bag (just in case)*
Heehee!
Woohoo!!
*takes a squeeze, leaves more squeezes*
Have fun!
Just wait until AT&T starts advertising the ability to use a phone as a pedometer and to store files!
This.
I guess he was a replacement for Lady Gaga at the last minute.
Well, all he needed to do really was just dance.
Wow – you’re really out of your time zone, aren’t you? I mean, if’s 9:27 p.m. here, what is it where you are? (Please forgive my laziness in checking this myself! Hee!)
I think the UK was 8 hours ahead of ICHC time before we re-did our clocks — so it should be 7 hours ahead now, which would make it just after 1:40am. When they go to Daylight Savings, we’ll be back to 8 hours behind them.
Nice
AT&T fails all the time. This is nothing new.
Can a she-male she-mail?
im a bit bugged. i posted this exact picture but with a blue fail a few days ago. i guess everyone liked the red fail instead.
May I see a link to it then? Because I can’t see it anywhere.
Obviously on purpose
????
isnt that drake bell?
NOH.
sage in all fields
i don’t care that this is a huge fail.
that guy is sexy.
Ha!! I saw that in walmart a few weeks ago and took a picture of it.. who ever came up with that ad campaign was either really stupid or very clever…
Don’t you find it slightly ironic that he looks like Justin Bieber
i think… the chick on the left is talking about sausage.
FAIL!
thats not a fail!!! thats a WIN!!!!
TOTAL FAIL! Total …..
ATT took down my DSL when I switched my landline to a wireless phone (giving ATT even more money, by the way), and it has been nine days and still no DSL. Checkout my tweets about it (I will be tweeting about it everyday until they restore my service): @hectoriribarne