Toilet Fail
They have a men’s room as well.
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I accidenty the partition wall. What should I do?
Mr. Gorbachew: tear down this wall!
Doctor Livingstone, I presume?
Well I dont see what all the flush is about. I Bide this fail adeux.
The head was like this when I was in Marine Corps boot camp on Parris Island. There was a row of 4-5 toilets on each side facing each other with no separation at all. Usually 1-2 rolls of toilet paper between us. We pitched the toilet paper back and forth to each other as necessary.
Mimic the other person’s gestures creating the illusion of a mirror.
Include sound?
And smell.
Taste?
*scootches away from Redspacecat*
*Looks for a potted plant instead*
patty cake patty cake bakers man, bake me a cake as fast as you can, kick it up high and knock down low, flush your toilet and watch it go!!
win
ask your king. that’s me
i see what you did there
And I can see what you did there
whait, there’s no shelf for eye bleach! how inconvenient
but can you hear me?
Loud and clear.
I would say first but I know I won’t be fast enough.
First of all you should try typing shorter comments.
Second of all, If you know you can’t do something, there’s really no reason to mention it.
OMFG! How awesome that you can now have a staring contest while emptying your bowels…………. loser doesn’t get to wipe.
Plus this could have made it easier for Senator Larry Craig to get somebodies attention……. eye contact is bound to work better then toe-tapping
I think this is no fail because this is how womens toilets must look like. Or why do women go always in a couple to toilet?
Also it’s kind of a Contradictio in adjecto because the toilet seat is not in its standard position!
I don’t know what to think about this, maybe I can’t fall asleep this night again because I have to think about it.
Wow — women going to the bathroom in groups! You are just cutting edge, aren’t you?
Wow, sarcasm! That’s original!
Um, you’re using it, too, idiot.
You seem to have a problem getting jokes.
Definitely not a women’s room. Women never put or leave the seats up.
oh yes they do!!
i thought women didnt crap
Hot ones don’t.
they do. roses!
Actually, that looks a lot like how the Lady’s Room was set up when I was in Basic Training and we did leave the seats up after cleaning the latrines until we’d passed Inspection (which that bathroom never would with the state of that grout but that’s neither here nor there). *shrug*
what the kinky…
ok 1 2 3 go!!
PSST, hey you, pass the toilet paper? This one is all out!
I see your pile and raise another lump.
I’ll see your lumpy pile and raise you a fart
The toilet seat IS in its standard position!
OMG, this blog rocks hard!
I think that toilet can only be in the ladies. Hell we take toilet trips together and share cubicles, may as well lose the partition!
We do?
I don’t think it’s wise to speak for all of us. I do enjoy my privacy.
No ways … I reckon this is a win. I had food poisoning once and I couldn’t decide what to do first – puke or … well lets just say this configuration would have made the decision go away
You must have a really long torso.
Know you not the art of projectile vomiting?
Not with that kind of accuracy!
I think I could hit it but the way the floor looks It would not matter
Ya ya ya … I was waiting for that … its the thought that counts OK LMAO
Getting to know you
Getting to know all about you …
Okay, that made me laugh!
*infomercial voice* Does your relationship lack intimacy? You do feel that your partner is holding back certain parts of themselves? Are there secrets you have yet to share? Well, we here at Intimate Bathroom Renovations have the perfect bathroom design to help you …
Yes, I like to make out while pooping. But until now it was always a messy ordeal.
Oh Jules!
Poop happens.
Handy when your toiletpaper dispenser is empty..
yes, allows you to use someone else’s fingers for the big wipe.
FIRST!!!1111
YES!!!
You can die in peace now…
Go on… die.
^5!!!
Missionary position?
People do have their best ideas on the toilet. So, maybe like this they can also have the best conversations.
HAHAHAHAHAH Win !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Group brainstorming?
The words storm and toilet are kinda scary together….
Not if you follow a healthy and sensible diet.
Remembers that one time when he “stormed the beaches of Normandy.” I had to set the house on fire before the EPA showed up.
Think tank, stink tank, what’s the difference……
oh THATS what this is ! Its a Brainstorming room !!! Perfect for those office sessions where you need only the greatest ideas
Let’s play chicken!
The SNL Love Toilet makes a comeback.
pull my finger!
ha..ha..ha..LOL..nice …
I always like to keep a spare
In case you wear out the first one?
*squeeze!*
Both lids are up so is this “couple” is standing back to back?
Engrish?
What’s missing here is a ping pong table between the two toilets
DOUBLE BLUMCHEN!!!
Take a dump in one and pee in the other
This sorta makes sense if it’s in a bar. Multiple bowls to pee in (if it’s a men’s room) or throw up in, and if that’s the case you’re facing away from each other.
Dueling baños!
Oy! *facepalm*
Friendly ^^ xDD
You know that rule about how you shouldn’t use the cubical next to one already being used? It especially applies here.
That’s a new way to compare yours with strangers
Honey, we need to talk.
Guy 1-Hey buddy I’m having trouble wiping my butt can you get it for me?
Guy 2- yeah sure
Narrator-The guy helped the other guy clean his butt.
Guy1 -Thanks man I thought i would have too do it all buy myself
Guy2- No problem. I’m gay so it’s doesn’t bother me.
Guy1- No way me too want me too….
Guy2- What ?
Guy1 you know
Guy2 Oh yeah sure
Narrator- then the two guys care on.
The End
Well, it was an OK story, but I think you needed to expand on the theme.
Chapter 2 A man walks in
Guy 2 – Thank you sir
Guy 1- Your welcome
Guy 2-I need that
Guy 1- Yeah I can tell you did- Can you do me now
Guy 2- No you think I’m gay
Guy 1-Well….
narrator The a third guy walks in. And it’s the boss
Guy three-WHATTHEHELL you guys doing?
Guy1-Want to join us
Guy 3- Yeah sure why not.
To be continued
prison pissing contest
There are some things I do not want other people watching me do. This would be one of them.
Sitting on the toilet while reading the newspaper?
how elce would you play battleships?
Where is the wall?
(Eeww…!!!)
I actually saw a toilets like this side by side at a different service stop when I visited the States last year. And there was nothing to suggest there used to be a partition wall there. Nuts!
Awkward
“So… you come here often?”
You can have a poop-off!
Ah, the joys of dorm life!
OK, all together now..
“Plop, plop, p!ss, p!ss.
Oh what a relief it is!”
this is actually what a lot of ladies bathrooms look like when you go out to a bar or club in Sweden.
Straight up LAN-toilet
I hate those wallhackers!
Worst. Bathroom. Ever.
Hey, how’s it hanging?
Ahh yes the source of awkward conversations
You blinked first. No, you blinked first.
hey! I saw this on extreme home makeover when they made a house for the siamese twins
This is a special bathroom for people with slight constipation or hard stool. Both parties will hold each others hands and pull with the same force. That way the deed will be done with a few bursts of powerpushing.
apparently the message here is : respect the potty & the potty will respect you
tete-a-tete WIN
Parenting room? Bidet?
The ultimate buddy shit
you can play poker wille you’re takin’ a dump
Table tennis, or commonly known as “ping pong”, is an easy to play game and is fast paced. For properly playing the game, one needs to have the right kind of equipment and needs to know the correct techniques.
It is essential to select the correct equipment so that it fits the skill level. You could look for a few standards while buying the equipment. Look for a particular kind of blade, which is the paddle body, and the rubber, which is the surface to play on.
WOW look it Larry Craig’s dream bathroom.
Remember, it’s only gay if you make eye contact, the other person giggles, and the next thing you know, you wake up in bed next to him.