*fidgets in corner*
*keeps dropping something into cannon*
*safety*
*gets up, wheels stainless confetti cannon into position*
*lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
*room shakes*
*fancy little ‘B’s rain down for hours*
*sniffs*
*frolics*
*drools*
*frolics some more*
Wow, great ‘nip, man. Thanks!
*goes back to air traffic control radar station, puts on headphones*
*ignores pilots, turns up Grateful Dead*
O.o Wow.
…I’ve been a serious collector of Lion King paraphernalia for over a decade, yet I’ve never seen that toy- does anyone know what country it’s from? I’d buy it if only for the lol value XD.
I think that give me a stiffy… but i think its ok because they’re toys right? but their animals… and one is a cub? so were can I find that toy? just asking cause my friend wants to know.
A squashed banana?
Hakuna matata!
PLEASE SOMEONE CALL CPS ON THIS BABBOON!!!! HE’S MOLESTING THAT POOR YOUNG LION!!!! HE’LL HAVE SUCH A COMPLEX NOW THAT HIS DAD IS DEAD!!!!!!!
*forgets to laugh*
*doesn’t laugh, on purpose*
*tickle*
*tickle*
*tickle*
*poke*
*poke*
*finds it really hard to control laughter, but somehow does anyway*
You poke. You pay.
But… but … *lips quiver* I don’t have any money.
Don’t you still have Marius’ credit card?
I poked therefore I must pay.
*holds MGG down*
*cowers in fear*
*gulp*
*coughs*
Marius’s card.
*coughs*
There is such a thing as a difference between real life, and plastic toys. You might want to learn how to spot that difference.
who’s your father who’s your father WHO’S YOUR FATHER! *not Mufasa
Wait, he could be His/Her father, monkey’s might be (probably are) on the internet
rofl, I love the music they put this to
*Likes!* ^__^
Oh dear, this is NOT the circle of life!
This is one cycle I don’t mind breaking.
I think the baboon has just broken thru it.
Raping baby lions?
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
WOOOO-HOOOO, MS B!
Where they just waiting for her to leave?
I left her a message on FB2…
She promised her hubby that she wouldn’t go to EITHER FB while on vaycay.
That’s good! She’ll get all the *squeezes* when she gets back, and it’ll help lift her spirits…
I wonder if that would work.
Hmmm…. I may have to “go on vacation” sometime soon!
I so need a vacation. And a honeymoon. *sigh*
Ew, who would want to marry you?
Ooooooooohhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve had it with this monkey business!
I would *poke* but it may be seriously misconstrued.
*flings poo @ Scott*
Who flung poo
thanks for everything, Judy too far.WhoFlungPoo…is that a Vietnamese dish?
If it is, I’m having Italian tonight.
Come on Judy!! Let’s go for something a little more exotic this time.
I’ve heard of the tail wagging the dog, but this is ridiculous!
Lmfao the music is brilliant.
YAY!!!!! Ms B!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Way to go, Ms B!!!!
*finds Leila’s hiding place and steals all the champagne back*
*POP!!*
*appears with two glasses*
you sharing that?
Ms B FTWoopwoop!
Ooh ooh ooh, I wanna be like you, ooh ooh.
Whoopty doopty MsB!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!
Oh wait…It is for MsB therefore a happy a occasion.
*helps pilfer own stash*
*guzzles down a bottle*
Just don’t get in the way of ZA’s confetti cannon when he gets here!
*hands Leila another bottle*
*fidgets in corner*
*keeps dropping something into cannon*
*
safety**gets up, wheels stainless confetti cannon into position*
*lights fuse and dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
*room shakes*
*fancy little ‘B’s rain down for hours*
Congrats Ms.B!
*sneaks a bottle out of the stash*
WOOHOO MS B!
*starts bubble machine*
Woohoo Ms B! Way to go!
*scoops up confetti and throws into the air*
¡¡¡q sɯ ooɥooʍ
*ǝןʇʇoq ɐ sɹǝpunןd*
*ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ ƃnןƃ*
WooHoo MsB, (whoever that is)
*Tries to steal a bottle, can’t find one*
Hey where’s all the booze?
*makes with the confetti throwin’*
Hootie hoo!!!
I have nothing to say.
Not even “Happy Monkey Day”?
Lol, yes, it is Monkey Day.
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, though.
Oh yes, there they are, all hanging in a row.
Anybody for a game of hide the banana?
If you win you get a tree-t.
There are big ones, small ones, even some as big as your head!
♪ Let’s bungle in the jungle… ♪
♪Welcome to the jungle
We got fun ‘n’ games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names♪
Here, AA. I was saving these for Sunday, but since it is a special occasion I want you to have them.
*hands AA some raisins*
Thanks, kitteh who wait in the shadows.
Foot job fail.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AA!!!!
*tosses confetti for AA’s birthday*
Happy Birthday!!!!!
*reloads confetti cannon with stars*
*lights fuse, dives for cover*
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Happy B-day!
*swoops and soars through the shiny stars*
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
*starts another bubble machine*
Happy Birthday, Admiral!
Happy Birthday, AA!
*gets together all of the janitors from the Janitors’ Union and all say*
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY!!!!!!!
*all of them solute*
*clears up aqueous janitors*
Thanks everyone!
Everyone at Cheezburger/FAIL Blog wishes you a happy birthday Admiral Apparent! Enjoy your special day!
Wow!!! I am very touched and very pleasantly surprised! Actually, I feel like I’ve been struck by an ecstatic lightning bolt.
Thank you for all your hard work and thoughtfulness.
*squeezes the PTB*
Hey AA.. sorry I’m late.. but happy frikken birthday!
*squishy squeeze*
Happy Birthday, AA!
Woohoo! Thanks, peeps! Sorry I’m late. Work has been, well, WORK, today!
Why are you working on this special day?
*squeeze!*
And just who are you working on?
*picks LCB’s locks*
What, the monkeys do it.
It’s your special day so I won’t nitpick.
I’ll let you do it.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere kitteh kitteh!!!
*leaves catnip for LCB*
*sniffs*
*frolics*
*drools*
*frolics some more*
Wow, great ‘nip, man. Thanks!
*goes back to air traffic control radar station, puts on headphones*
*ignores pilots, turns up Grateful Dead*
I do not know that kitteh.
*flees country never to be seen again*
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. Be that as it may, hope you have a lovely birthday
To paraphrase my Dragon friend, having birthdays is preferable to not having them!
Happy Birthday, most admirable Admiral!
Thank you my friend!
Woohoo!
Birthday embedding!
And many more, my sea-faring friend.
Thank you, young Qwazzy!
HAKUNA MAFUKA!!!!!
No, it’s Hakuna Mata…wait, I see what you did there.
But he forgot the “c”…
I c what you did there.
Exactly!… I was kinda hoping no one would see my mistake though, because Judy isn’t a guy or anything…
Or is He/She…
DUN. DUN. DUN!
She most certainly isn’t a guy!!
I know. I once filmed her and the firemen in a little…um…”meeting” and sold it on ebay for ten (fake) dollars. I was trying to make a joke.
MGG is giving me a headache. Quit it MGG or…or…I will send that monkey after you.
I’m sorry! Do you need an asprin? Nice cup of tea? Anything? Just please don’t send the monkey.
*cowers in fear*
I’ll send you jars and jars of food!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
My therapist almost had me fixed!
Fixed?
*looks up fixed in dictionary*
*almost faints*
Um…other definition, me thinks.
By the way…I never EVER want to see that video again. EVER!!!!!!!!
*Someone’s* feeling the love tonight.
Are you talking about Akin?
It’s the circle-jerk of life.
Then he turned into Darth Vader?
The force is strong with this one.
I feel a disturbance in the force.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Apology accepted, Capta¡n Needa.
Disclaimer…I do not know that monkey!
Yes, but did you have sex with that monkey?
I hope not. I really, really, REALLY hope not!!!
No, but he did have this cigar fetish….
Hmph. A clear case of Monkey See, Monkey Deny.
I see nothing.
I hear nothing.
I feel something.
Erm…ah…..I thought you were someone else, honest!
Psssst! Check your FB2 messages!
Link fixed!!! And my deepest apologies!!!!
It’s ok….my therapist said to thank you. LoL
*snork!*
I fear nothing.
Oh really? See my link in the from my comments from early in the day. The ones made after 11:38 are not scary. But the ones before might be!
Mindbleach…… mindbleach……
Truckloads of it please.
The worst part of these toy fails is the enthusiasm with which they are demonstrated.
*wheels in loads of mindbleach from Janitors’ Union’s reserves*
Isn’t it just? This is not what I needed first thing in the morning…
He will never be King of the Jungle.
Master of his domain, then?
luckly for simba its not tarzswanz AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OT: Rest in peace, Capt. Oveur.
Roger.
Surely.
*moment of silence*
May your last mission be a possible.
*sneaks under lasers, sneaks “one” to the end of my sentence*
*sneaks back under lasers, puts on disguise and leaves without anyone knowing*
*plays “Mission: Impossible” theme for GS while he sneaks*
Vector Victor? Straight up.
Who’s the king who’s the king…. WHO’s the KINGGGGGGGGG
Mufasa!
*falls over, laughing uncontrollably*
Such Scar-ing words!
He seems a little too enthusiastic about playing with that baboon’s tail.
But… but… in my line of work it’s important to know how to shake a tail.
No no, you misread that.
*opens manual*
See it says here, “It’s very important you know how to shake a tail feather.”
She read it so fast, she was done in two shakes of a lamb’s tail!
That is my area of expertise!!!
I SO want one!
Give or receive?
*snork!*
I just want to watch, film, and sell on ebay…again.
Pretty sure I have one of these laying around in my closet somewhere, you can have it if you want.
epic
LOL @ the quote from Ms B at the end.
I accidentally the baby Simby. The whole Simba!
the music cracked me up.
So, what does the Lion King say?
{Lion King Theme: Aa temenenya yaheehee heebobo}
(Rafiki: OK Mufasa, I’ll teach Simba to be more obedient with you.)
If you MAKE the toy do that, it’s not really the toy’s fail.
O.o Wow.
…I’ve been a serious collector of Lion King paraphernalia for over a decade, yet I’ve never seen that toy- does anyone know what country it’s from? I’d buy it if only for the lol value XD.
How do people keep making comments on videos that aren’t even on failblog yet! Arghgh! I want a shot at making a featured comment!
wow, cross-species molestation?
>___________<
|the kid|
I thought it was just baboons that had red butts…
The ape isn’t really an exisiting species. he is a mixup of two species, one of which is a baboon. The blue face features come from another ape.
He’s a mandrill.
I think that give me a stiffy… but i think its ok because they’re toys right? but their animals… and one is a cub? so were can I find that toy? just asking cause my friend wants to know.
Timon wasn’t kidding when he called that baboon “Rafreaky”
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the evening brings~
Don’t click this movie. It installs an annoying piece of Malware on your computer – XP Security Tool 2010.
I think I’ve got one of these somewhere. xD
awesome new toy! bet its from the same creators as this one: http://failblog.org/2009/11/02/tarzan-fail/
rofl this has to be the funniest thing i ever saw O_o;
Pedobear!!! Wait… Pedoboon
Or the legendary Pedomanbearboon.
IT’S AWWWRIIIGHT!
XD
OMFG I hurt from the LOLing! the music was perfect!
Well, he was the local priest.
yeah and in 20 or 30 years the church may say something about it
Rafiki’s a pedophile!
Thats the Best, Beats the Rest
“dude keep him away from your kid. he wants to REAR your child”
knocked up
PEDO BABOON! O_o
That is like one of those wierd Mcdonald toys.
Music is the best!! =]
Music WIN!!
rafiki: *fap* *fap* *fap* … lion rape ;D
great music! it’s a win
what is the title of the music used in this vid? answer please
Please answer, what’s the song name???
Great music! Baboon is pedo! Mauglis too was pedo victim…
justin beiber wishes he were in simba’s place.
Waiting for some one to say this is fake