It’s not the “back to campus” part I’m failing to understand, it’s the WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THAT EVER?
Rubber dog turd, maybe. There are jokes you can play with rubber dog turd that aren’t 90% sure to backfire. I’ve never seen anyone forced to explain rubber dog turd to the police.
Hogwarts potions class gone horribly wrong…
doesnt anyone notice it says school essentials on the sign? lol XD
well, college does cost an arm and a leg these days…
(don’t judge, I’m sleep deprived, lol)
no, it costs 17 dollars XD
but at 1$ each that’s not a big problem.
Yay, I was a first. For once in my life, let me be the ass hole who says first.
fail
Arsehole Fail.
Wow… I feel so sorry for you. You look like an even bigger ass hole than if you had been first.
DAMN IT!
Well it was a partial win; at least you’re still an ass hole who says first.
last
Fail!
Win
FIRST
*gets cat launcher and shoots*
WIN!
8th!
Loving this “let’s use the least amount of letters possible” trend.
are they made of marchpane? “Essen” is german for “eat”, i don´t know what “tials” means, but it sounds tasty…
Hands & Feet for Haiti drive at school?
It is more likely than you’d think.
have you heard about the Haitian boy band?
new blocks on the kids
…
*facepalm*
Their music is ground shaking. Their lyrics are earth-quaking
I heard they fell flat.
What about brainzzz?
that would come handy…
Saves me time so I (don’t have to go running/limping on my feet) can eat them right away.
especially for school^^
ooooh! paperweights!
There must be a lot of people with only left feet and left hands running in circles around there.
On all
fourstwos?Well, I’m stumped!
yarrrrr!
I have a foot!
I found a brain?
*sneaks away*
You need a hand with it?
I’m not sure I can foot the bill, is it second hand?
You should leg it to the army.
mmmmm fresh privates!
Give a finger and he’ll take the whole hand..
what’s the biggest drawback of the army?
Granny’s stump
give me a foot and i’ll take the back yard
Perhaps a foot up the back side then?
Don’t go out on a limb, now.
This is costing me an arm and a leg!
All hands on deck!
Can someone give me a hand….Im trying to get my foot in!
I’m missing how this is a fail.
Though I think I’d be confused at this being a win as well.
Everything about the Dollar Tree is fail?
You can buy human limbs for a buck with the suggestion of taking them to school.
Like said: missing the fail.
It’s a fail because of the sign above it: “Back to Campus Essentials”.
well slap me silly and kick me in the ass!
Yeah, can I have my hand and foot back now?
ok then silly
it really feels like someone else!
I’ve got to get me one of those handbags!
*twirls*
we need a new fail, Granny’s soiled this one
*spraysqueeze*
Spare me the gory details.
LAME… another stupid fail blog entry.
It’s not the “back to campus” part I’m failing to understand, it’s the WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY THAT EVER?
Rubber dog turd, maybe. There are jokes you can play with rubber dog turd that aren’t 90% sure to backfire. I’ve never seen anyone forced to explain rubber dog turd to the police.
Whatever it takes to get a hand and a foot up in school.
[Realizes how much of a fail this comment is.]
What? Don’t you have those on your desk? It’s a must have for every student.
Ah, Dollar Tree, the haven for suggestive product displays. I was there a few weeks ago and got a pic of quite the Easter display. Link is in my name.
That’s gonna cost em an arm and a leg! (drum to symbol)
Gory hands and gory feet – never to be sold!
(That’s where all of the lost hands and feet end up.)
WIN!
Don’t you know of the “human hand/foot on the light string” gag? It’s a campus essential!
Apparently I missed out on that one in my college years.
We were too busy trying to build a better bon…err mousetrap..yeah..that’s it…a mousetrap…
How else Am i supposed to pay for collage!
Jeez, they aren’t kidding when they say that tuition costs an arm and a leg…
You could use ‘em to play a prank on the teacher…
Well, they say college costs an arm and a leg… perhaps this can be a downpayment?
HEY, class, dont call out, raise your hands, or severd bodie parts
if you want a extra hand..or foot
I nee extra hand to help me
Why dont you shove that gory foot up your gory ass! lol