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Hulk smash!!!
You know, I’m really not one prone to acts of physical violence, but I’d really have to slap that
b1tch.
The one on her back?
The baby is a bee-awtch? Oh, Leila!
*tsk.tsk.tsk*
What baby?
*runs and hides*
O.O
as long as she doesn’t lean back the baby’s fine
nowadays moms put too much pressure on their children.
haha!
Genius!
Nice!!!
FTW!
ROFL@bovice
The one with the bigger seat.
Hoarding isn’t nice.
*pays to see that*
Hey, you pay, I’ll poke!
Deal.
Do you take plastic, or do you prefer the real thing?
Plastic’ll do in a pinch…
She’s obvious a babysitter!
+1
exactly what I wanted to say…so, 2 slaps
if you have to slap someone then you are one prone to acts of physical violence
Goddamn Hippie!
Lord. If I were to spawn someone as ignorant as you, I’d eat you.
*faceback*
baby come back
baby’s got back!
yer just ribbin’ us.
I think she is trying to kill her baby. Death by Shamu.
Smothered with love?
Well, she was told it was bad to be a helicopter parent.
What a horrible way to die, then.
omg, thats horrible!!!!!
Could be worse — could be TWO babies!
One cup?
eeewwww… and hopefully not just one diaper.
no, 2 babies, 1 pacifier
You’re a sick, sick human being.
*mmmmfff*
…can you scootch forward just a tad? It might make it a little eaiser to breathe…
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
Sex is not love, Jules.
True, but love without sex is just lip service.
Someone needs a good tongue lashing but I ain’t sayin’ who.
Oh, you cunning linguists, you.
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
PENIS!
VAGINA!
EMOTIONS!
MONEY!
POLITICS!
RELIGION!!!!
FIRE EVERYWHERE!!!!
RUN!!!
cupcakes?
Why TF does nobody ever shout “EAR!” or “SMALL INTESTINE!”?
I seriously want to know why more women don’t shout “VAGINA”. Why is it only “PENIS”?
…’course, that’s assuming it’s men who are shouting “PENIS”…
’cause women don’t feel the need to insult themselves in public?
Why do men?
If you were one of those commenters, wouldn’t you have an abiding sense of self-loathing?
*ponders*
So, you’re saying that those commentors have an abiding sense of self-loathing, and that’s why they come out on the blog and shout “PENIS,” right?
*head assplodes*
Hey, can you come up with a logical explanation?
I think they have their *ahem* members “on the brain” and that’s all they can think about…
PENIS!
*explains to LGB about the birds and the bees*
It’s Adam and Eve, not Madam and Eve.
Or Adam and Steve.
That’s only if you want to make more…
ISLETS OF LANGERHANS!
PLEASE SOMEONE CALL CPS RIGHT NOW!!! THAT CHILD IS ENDANGERED!
Why don’t you call?
KA-CHING-A, sis!
Why would we call caps. Your post already has it…
Oh noes! Nao I haz a confuzzled…
Chair Protective Services?
Corpse Proactive Slayers.
*currently soaking in his tub of coffee – face down*
Make room will ya?
*drowns in tub of coffee*
I so hate daylight savings time.
I love DST, it’s the transitions that are a drag.
Same here. I think it’s because we live somewhere where being able to go outside for a longer portion of the day is a great thing.
Caring People Suck.
Carving Penis Scrotum
GAH. Someone call child services.
Why don’t you call?
she’s leaning far enough forward to allow the baby to breath… but not to poop.
Potty training? She’s doing it wrong.
Why would she want to poop on the baby?
Why is it that “someone” needs to call CPS? If you think it needs to be done, just do it!
Heee!!! Well, you know how it is in the US. It’s always someone else’s problem.
I never have that problem. It must be you.
I hope someone calls the authorities.
~I’ll get right on that.~
Somebody should check if Jules actually does it.
Do you think someone checked already?
Why do today what can be put off until tomorrow?
Baby’s probably already dead.
Pedobear services children.
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Gifted children cook more evenly when first pounded flat.
You would cook a child? How horrifying! They taste much better raw.
Margaret: “You are too precious for words, why I could just… eat you alive!”
Morticia: “Oh no, Margaret! Too young!”
PILE ON!!!!!!
Pylon?
Pie lawn?
Pi loan?
Cylon????
Micro penis
VEGETARIAN!
CORNFLACK!
CAR!
CARNIVORE!
CORN FLAKES!
CASKET!
I don’t know. I never did do very well on those series questions.
Dahljit Dahliwahl
Another victim of *those who should not have children, but do*
^ Another example of “those who should not type without knowledge, but do”. ;o)
that’s funny I thought I heard a muffled cry for help???
A muffled cry for help is funny?
Not funny “Ha-ha,” funny queer.
Silly hippies. Being at one with one another does not work through osmosis
I’ve told you many times. I am NOT a hippie!!! Wait, you’re not granny. Mah bad.
And they are hippies before anyone asks, Keywords looking at this pic: Shirtless, sandals, sitting around in a field, not very bright parenting, nobody actually doing anything productive or useful.
those same descriptors apply to rednecks, too… can’t rule them out.
The “Silver Bullet” in her cup holder is a dead giveaway. She’s definitely a beer drinker.
Oh, wait. Does that make her a hippie, a redneck, or trailer trash? Other?
It could make them vampiers too!
Rednecks don’t wear sandals, they’re either barefoot or wearing boots. Rednecks also sit on their porch, NOT in fields!
real rednecks don’t even know what shoes are.
Whenever you’re ready, you can join us in the year 2010.
2010, 1963, Either way Hippies still smell bad and dont do anything useful. What’s your point?
Could be an R.E.I. employee picnic.
Baby back ribs, you’re doing it wrong.
*snorekitty*
*pets the Snorekitty*
*squeezes LGB*
*puts tiny Breathe Right™ strip on kitty’s nose*
*squeezes Scotty*
Oh, Scotty! You’re a saucy one today!
*rolls grill out from garage*
You don’t have to be a sear to have seen that coming.
Hello, doctor. I’d like to have something on my back removed. It’s been there for a few months now, and it’s starting to irritate me…
You have to get this monkey off you back.
No…no!! Look LGB, you are just being hormotional. It’s just that time of the month and you know some swelling is normal. Take two of these and call Jules in the morning.
You might want to specify to Jules what he’ll be needed for so early in the morning…
Jules!!! What are you doing? Get that thing away from my sis.
*puts rag away*
I was just trying to help.
*stares*
Leila, I really don’t see how antacid is going to help with my PMS…
Well, we have to wait till Dragon shows up for the good stuff.
She’s wearing her baby with an ERGO carrier. http://www.ergobabycarrier.com/gallery/carrier-for-all-ages
It would be funnier if she were wearing the chair.
No what you all dont realise is that this is all just an elaborit haloween costume. That crying your hearing, its all in your head.
That explains the voices.
ht tp://roflrazzi.com/2010/03/12/celebrity-pictures-barney-homicidal-urges/
Ahhh! My head! That brings back so many bad childhood memories.
I don’t get it. There is nothing wrong with a carrier like that and she isn’t leaning back and squishing the kid.
Well, the way the back of the chair is bulging out I beg to differ.
It’s only at the bottom where the kid’s, well, bottom is. Trust me, she’s in no way squishing that child.
*doesn’t trust Jessi*
*doesn’t know why*
*doesn’t trust Jessi*
*period*
*end of sentence*
*sees period before end of sentence*
*curls up and rocks back and forth*
Even if that is the case, does sitting like that really seem like a good idea to you?
Sitting like what, exactly?
Yes, I see a parent wearing her sleeping child. Your problem being…?
Jem is the cousin of Jessi and Amanda…
Oh yes, that must be it.
Hi Jem *waves*
Fancy seeing you here!
It ‘splains everything yet again Sis.
i think it’s a great pic personally, babe is happy sleeping and mama is relaxing. Can’t see what the problem is myself!
Not even one problem. Not today. Not with you around at least.
Cause the kid is already squished?
what you’re not getting is the utter stupidity of this picture being posted to this site. her kid is clearly sleeping in her carrier, an ergo as was pointed out, a carrier that kids love. she isn’t crushing the kid, I suppose that none of these people have kids.
Not crushed ones anyway.
@Andrea – I totally agree, there’s nothing wrong
@Jules – those chairs bulge regardless of who sits in them, that’s how they’re designed
This is so not a fail, especially since it looks like the kids asleep, I’m assuming the mom got tired of standing and you don’t want to mess with a kid mid-nap that just ends up in disaster
That’s not what it means to be a “Baby Sitter”.
Prove it!
Apparently I have a lot to learn.
Why all the complaining?
Do you know that the children in Africa would give anything to be crushed by a nice fat back like that?
Poor lil baby
Poor baby? What about the poor chair?!? Nobody stops to think about the damage they’re doing to them until it’s too late…
I’m more worried about the defenseless and innocent blades of grass. Won’t somebody please think about the grass?
The grass? What about the microbes? Honestly, get your priorites right!
What about the electrons? So many moved to higher energy states. Did anyone ask them first?
Oh my gosh I forgot about them… I must go beg forgivness now…
Why does nobody ever squark about the harm to subatomic particles?
Oh yes the quarks. Oh my gosh I get mad at you for your lack of priorites but look at me forgeting quarks. I am so sorry.
OOOH! You and your quarks!! Does everyone always have to forget about the poor, disadvantaged leptons and bozons?
Baby Backpack is the newest fashion.
*tries-on*
*stands on tiptoes in front of mirror*
*twirls*
Does this make my butt look fat?
~Oh absolutely not.~
I’m usually a failblog lover, but I don’t get why this has so many fail votes.
She’s wearing her toddler in a mei tai (or similar type carrier) which is like a Snugli that is bigger and better and can go on your back. The wikipedia article is crappy but here it is anyway http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_sling#The_mei_tai_and_other_Asian-style_baby_carriers
It doesn’t look to me like she is squishing her child. She appears to be perched on the front of her chair so as not to squish the child…
We’ve had some seriously Fail-hard fails get less than five full thumbs down. This is just not up to the usual standard of fail.
Not a fail!
I totally agree.
I also agree.
Is this particular individual the unfit mother? (Idiocracy)
What do you mean? She fits just fine in that lawn chair. Stop calling her fat!!!!!
omg is that baby still alive?
can be summed up in 2 words
white trash
*puts robert in baby sling*
*sits in lawnchair*
*leans wayyyyy back*
That’s one big-ass hemroid!
Did he died????
The baby is in a sling. Baby is clearly asleep and happy. Why would the woman bother taking the sling off thus disturbing and waking the baby when she can just sit down and allow the baby to nap. I’ve done this several times. The baby is perfectly safe.
The sling looks similar to the somewhat well known Ergo Baby Carrier. Have a look. Maybe some of you will stop screaming about CPS.
OMG! Are you for real?
Yes. She and Jessi are cousins.
That ‘splains everything.
bunch of idiots, as Amanda said babe is fast asleep, better than strapping a screaming child to a chair. I do both – sit down with my LO on my back and strap screaming child to a pushchair. I’ll call social services myself shall i?
You should have called social services instead of posting your comment.
I think the real crime here is that “me” is probably passing on those mad grammar skillz to her young ones.
sorry i didn’t realise the grammar police patrolled here
Yes, please do. I can just hear THIS conversation:
Me: Yes, hello, CPS? I’d like to report someone.
CPS: Okay. What seems to be the problem?
Me: Well, some woman has her baby in one of those slingy-thingies on her back and she’s sitting on a lawnchair, and the baby looks like it’s squished.
CPS: Okay. Can you describe the woman?
Me: There’s a picture of her on Fail Blog!
CPS: *click*
Why would CPS be taking a photo? Haven’t they heard of screenshots, or right click and “Save As…”?
They’re not all that high-tech, AV…
I always threatened my daughter I would sit on her.
Did you ever do it?
Nah! I did lick her face once because she was winning at a tickle fight and it was the only way I could end it. I was about to tinkle. Not one of my proudest moments as a mom but she deserved it.
Leila, you dog!
Heeeeeee!!!!
Tickle fight, hmm. You in Congress? Oh, wait. You were in Congress?
They say parents these days put their kids under too much pressure.
That’s so we teach them to stop being the self-entitled little sh!ts that they are nowadays.
Sadly, it’s not working.
You are so right.
People make fun of “Gen X”, but we were NEVER given medals simply for showing up.
*hands Avis her floral cane*
How did you ever survive without a cell phone? How?
Or without *gasp* my own computer, from birth!!!!!
I am bitter about the music portability nowadays. I definitely could have used that in my teen years. I look at my tiny MP3 and all the music it holds and I am just in awe.
We would have required a HUGE “boom box”, and a wheelbarrow to transport half of what my iPod can hold!
Not to mention a backpack full of D cell batteries.
I hope the person who took the pic did something other than simply be a bystander…
DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!!!!
What exactly is a “snu snu?”
Wait a minute … you don’t watch Futurama? Am I the only one here? *starts to look around room*
Leila, you wouldn’t happen to have one big eye instead of two smaller ones?
*squeeze*
That’s a personal question Starfish, don’t you think?
Yes, but we are friends. You can tell little old me, can’t you? I won’t tell anyone.
*scootches away from Leila*
I dialed “3333″…
I attest.
O noes! Did the baby diaper?
One hopes the baby didn’t diarrhea.
Yes, that would be a dilemma.
Did it die?
Looks like a babywearing WIN to me!
10:30 and no video? Methinks somebody at Failblog forgot to move their clocks forward…
That could explain it, I hope that’s the reason anyway!
The times on comments are an hour behind, too… and the new lolcats are showing up an hour later than they should.
*mumbles*
It probably is. Everything is right on schedule here in Europe, and we’re only moving our clocks forward in two weeks (or so).
rebirth in her ass
it’s funny how uppity people with kids can be. someone, through an accident or planning, has a kid and the rest of us are supposed to care. if you choose to have a kid that’s your problem. not mine.
except today when someone with kids in a minivan dangerously shot around between me and cars parked on the side of the road just to cut me off. i guess since i was only going 40 in a 35 on a busy street i wasn’t going fast enough.
Relax, have a seat, Ms. Spears.
Best comment yet! Thanks Dom45ACP! *wiping away tears of laughter*
The mother should be released into a wild African environment where she can be hunted down by safari hunters and the various wildlife predators that reside there.
The poor baby
Oh, no! She should be shot. She’s gonna crush the baby!
Why would the baby sit behind her??
Silly children….
BABY CRUSH
I see nothing wrong with this. The baby is sleeping in a carrier on its mom’s back. The kid isn’t squashed up against the back of the chair. I fail to see a fail here except from failblog’s quality control.
worst fail. so mean
At least they have a portable bench.
(Baby: UGH!!! Help, I’m choking… I can’t see a thing…!!!)
Some folding picnic benches are still available. I hope there’s a seat left.
Definitely nothing wrong with this……… compared with seeing a mom get into a car and drive off with her baby in a sling on her back.
You ppl are so screwed up. Babywearing has been done for centuries. She’s not squishing the kid. Do YOU lean back in a chair EVERY TIME you sit in one? Yeah, I thought not. Tards.
Actually, yes – I do. Unless I have to pee, in which case I am sitting on the very front of the seat doing the potty dance. Also, seriously? That woman is SO not perched on the front of the seat. Her ass takes up the entire seat and that, good sirs, does not constitute perching. There is no way in hell she can be perched on the front of the seat with one leg crossed over the other like that, especially not the size that she is. Lets face it, she’s not exactly fat but she’s not skinny either. Chubby? – yeah, lets go with that.
Furthermore, if you’re going to sit down with your child in a sling, at least move it to the front. I would never put my child in a back sling. There’s no way I can react if something were to malfunction, so how is that really safe? If you insist on putting your child in a sling, put it in a front sling so that you can react.
I never understood why mothers would choose a product that would leave them helpless if something happened.
You are an idiot. Get your head out of your ass and realize that maybe, just maybe, you’re way of parenting isn’t the end-all-be-all of life.
It isn’t a sling, either. It’s a Soft Structured Carrier. Educate yourself.
WOW… thanks MOM! Shouldn’t of ate the beans!
Fail…? That looks like a perfectly comfortable baby seat to me?
My kids sure love it. It’s amazing! I put the baby on my back, eat lunch, help the big ones w/ their homework, have a coffee, use my laptop, ALL while the baby is hanging out on my back. And I never once lean back in the chair and squish him! Amazing thing, the brain. It reminds me that there’s a child strapped to me and he may be squished if I lean back. I heart my brain.
I can’t believe so many people think this is dangerous. Or that someone thought it was notable enough to take a picture and post it. Sure, a small baby shouldn’t be worn on the back, but this kid is like two years old. The child is just peacefully sleeping, on their mom where any two year old wants to be. If you don’t know anything about baby carriers, or babies in general, try not to make yourself look like an idiot by spouting nonsense and making a big deal out of a normal everyday occurrence.
They don’t really, they just love an excuse to scream “ZOMG, THE FATTY FAT FAT IS FAT!!!!eleventy!!!”
Which she isn’t even, not that that is the point.
Uh this obviously went right over your head but… the problem isn’t the wearing the kid part, it is the not taking the kid off your back before sitting in a chair part. lol
OMG. Have you ever sat in a chair without leaning back? Yeah. It’s like that. I can’t believe that’s such a hard concept for ppl to grasp.
thank you.
Holy Sh!t. That looks like my ex wife. And that’s the kind of crap she’d do too.
What a Hippie b*tch mum … slap on her face for that one.
She looks like a Liberal.
There’s obviously no pressure on the kid…seriously, have we nothing better to do than stalk mothers who obviously care about their kids? Fail entry fail.
rave ?
Move it ya cow!!
ahahahahahahahhahh)))))))))))))))))))))))
finally.. a woman that takes baby-sitting seriously.
stupid cow
This kid will have issues later in life and will go to a psychologist but they won’t solve anything untill they see this picture.