
Thief Fail
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In the window of a Charity shop in Orpington
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Thief Fail
Picture by: dunno source Submitted by: kazozh5 via Fail Uploader
In the window of a Charity shop in Orpington
Limbooooo!
As low as ludacris.
HAHAHA WTF?!?!
LOL that video is win but totally uncalled for in my opinion
*brings radio*
brings stick
Did he DIE?
No, he’s just sleeping, I guess…
can you go down low? all the way to the floor!
low low low low low
Kinky! : $
This is more of a win.
Win for the sign maker, fail for the theif.
Is it theif or thief i gotta spell check it!
fail comment..
I before e except after c, unless it sounds like “ay” in neighbor and weigh.
Or in the word weird. How ironic that weird is weird.
right on the money there
Steal the toilet water.
Yeah thats Pretty Low!
omg 2nd
omg fail
omg
Oh god, thats freakin awesome!
BASS! How low can you go?
Well, Farrakhan’s a prophet and I think you ought to listen to…
Death row, what a brotha know.
10th
correct but you still fail for posting that
15 degrees celsius?
And ten degrees off cool.
win
Steal the automatic air freshner? They got it wrong, he wasn’t low, he was high!
WIN!!
I don’t understand the underline.
“This is how low we can go. Now show us how low YOU can go!”
PS: I like the apparent train of thought behing that sign.
“We can’t believe you actually stole our AIR FRESHENER! How low can you go?! Do you have no self respect?! Next time at least steal our week’s revenue!”
I fail at the fail
Granted the person who stole the air freshener from the ‘charity’ shop is an asshat, but the pic itself doesn’t strike me as a fail. What’d I miss?
Dude the Fail is the fact that the air freshener was stolen also the fail is how low some criminals will go
so cheer up you had to think about this one
Also, just like you poke-you pay, retaliation signs are funny in their own right.
one of my neighbors was crapping his (or her i suppose) dog in my lawn, so i set up a very obvious camcorder on a tripod in the window and a sign saying “pick up after your dog, you are being watched”- it hasn’t happened since. the camera is a bluff, it’s tapes only last 30 minutes, and it powers itself off after 5 minutes if it’s not recording, so hooking it up to a computer won’t even work…
There are many fails here, including the misspelling of “freshener” and the lack of a question mark. Plus, all the a-hole thief crap.
I should probably finish my coffee and wake up before posting next time because I didn’t even notice the bad spelling/grammar (yikes).
Well YOU try having roommates sometime smartass.
Then YOU would need some fresh air as well?
You mean the kind of roommates that make you steal?
The kind that make you desperate for air fresheners, yes.
HaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ludacris wrote this.
hahahaha (:
Actually you can go low low low…
low enough to need knee pads
where is everyone? i don’t know these people!
sorry Loz but we are what you get
also It’s sunday
And time-wasting websites are much more often visited on workdays, as we all know.
*brings out anti-troll units*
?
or worknights, as the case may be…
Everyone went low.
How low?
Hello Loz! Long time no red pen.
*sneaks into thread*
*SQUEEEEEEZE!!*
*pinches Loz’s bum*
*runs back out*
Darn, I missed the cheeky Loz!
*leaves some squeezes*
*squeezes too*
Loz ! Don’t mind if I join in the squeezing. …Sorry, was that too low?
You guys are so good for squeezes
I miss you all.
all the way to the flo’!
Not A fail now gtfo
Oh no, trust me he can go way lower. He could have stolen the empty toilet paper roll.
Are you saying the cleaning lady is lower than this person?
Perhaps I am.
But if they stole the toilette paper rolls then the cleaning lady won’t have a job any more so not only are they stealing something of no value but they are also putting her out of a job. It’s bard to go lower then that
*janitor eyes Leola and looks away and continues cleaning*
Lower than I ever thought she could (Face down, ass up)
I’m just kind of curious what business uses an automatic air freshener that can be stolen and why they would advertise that fact.
A charity shop, like it says in the text below the post. Reading Fail.
I spent a bit of time working in a charity shop, and every time something like a Burberry item went on the floor some scumbag would try to steal it. Now you know how unemployed chavs can afford these labels. They don’t pay full price, they don’t even buy them for a few pounds second-hand – they steal them from Barnardo’s.
Usually they steal automatic air freshners to recycle the parts for tattoo machines
By “they” do you mean you?
How low can you go? Time to do the Limbo to find out!
So… I’m not getting anything am I.
I get it! The fail is that they spelled freshener wrong. Hahahaha!
Thief fail, sign win
Definitely, the sign win.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sooo failure, yet sooo worth it!
grammar fail
This is the best website
This shop must have been really smelly. Probably some allergic person took the smell machine away. WIN!
Shame-wow!
They went so low they had to use “granny” gear.
Spock, it looks like we’ve entered a time warp.
He could go lower. Don’t be surprised when he comes back for that sign!
lol, in the charity shop I volunteer in someone stole a miniature dolls house toilet (they didn’t even steal the sink and bath)
Soviet Russia can go lower than YOU.
Them air fresheners aint cheap.
when i read this i was thinking of Ludacris – How Low Can You Go
puahahahahaha
nice pic of yourself
I used to live in Orpington, thats pretty typical!!
I think forgetting to put a question mark at the end of a question is pretty low.
Ahahah Amazing Fail!
shame on you!
oh you Brits always make my day
the fail is that u make a note and stick it somewhere. anyone could do that dumbass
maybe ludacris made the song after he saw this
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I can go lower than you think xD
Ludacris is a great rapper. He brought the heat with his latest album. I was worried for awhile with the album he dropped before Battle of the sexist.
A challenge eh?
low, low, low, low