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I am the champion!!!
of the fail
Isn’t that the idea?
But now it’s set to music …
Last man standing – best game ever
indeed. i never enjoyed more
Did he DIE?
To be the champion of the fail…? I don’t know, something doesn’t sound right.
Failblog; the only blog where fail = good like 2+2=5
I should have put that in quotation marks, since that is the way I meant it. I guess the nonquoted meaning is true as well.
I was thinking, “Hey buddy, you missed one!”
That one is going to get revenge.
Except he’s got a look of terror in his eyes. He saw what happened to his teammates, and he’ll never be the same again.
Intensive thearpy is near in his future…
I hear they have beer there…
Sorry for my name. I’m on a different computer and I have no heart symbol.
My name…Where are you?!
I do believe this is Chuck Norris trying out soccer. Don’t be fooled by the beard.
He left that one guy standing. After all, how would the story spread?
Yeah, but supposedly Chuck Norris has another fist under his beard, instead of a chin.
ahaha
80% of soccer players are crybabies
hehe yep.
80% of lolcat peeps are crybabies too.
Maybe soccer players are lolcat peeps?
I take offense to that.
less QQ more Pew Pew.
100% of Gabes are hermaphrodites.
Except that outside of America, it’s generally called Football. And European Football is kinda like Hockey, fights can break out…i.e. the 3 downed players.
Then again, the players might’ve been balled in the balls.
After that no one ever dared call the coach a “ball buster” again.
Dinner must have been chilli with beans in rotten tomatosaus?
So he farted in three different directions, simultaneously? Now THAT’S talent!
I’m sure starfish could do it. He’s got serious cropdusting skills…
Hey! That was
harshkinda true.Strange but true; it was meant as a compliment.
*apolosqueeze*
*z0mgmoonlandingsqueeze*
That’s how to do it kick the players and lose the ball
I would say soccer fail – get some kohonas like rugby players!
Is that anything like cojones?
You mean those guys that are pumped with anabolic steroids and have balls the size of skittles? GG at those slow games with constant interrupts.
You appear to be confusing rugby with American football. Easily done as the games are quite similar, except rugby players don’t wear 30lb of body armour to play and don’t have to rest every 30 seconds.
Those pussies.
Lawn bowling’s pretty manly. You know, if you think about it.
Or get to Konoha.
The guy in the red still standing in trying to sneak away quietly, lest he suffer the same fate.
But his face is more like… Dude WTF… DID YOU JUST DO!!??!?!
i am a bad ass…. baby
Chuck Norris doing soccer…
Seriously, I am voting for the latter!
Missed one.
Schwalbe. No doubt about it
It’s football, not soccer.
This is an American website, buddy.
Right, but it’s full of people who are British, German, Dutch, and many other nationalities. That kind of xenophobic attitude really isn’t appreciated here.
Please do not contribute to the ugly-American stereotypes, iratep. (Teh interwebs is international-like and stuff. . .
)
P.S. Your pic is scary BFF. *squeezies* anyhow
Isn’t it 1349 contributing to the ugly-European stereotype?
I say tomato, you say tomato. As long as we all understand each other.
“Boy, those French, they have a different word for everything!”
“Why do they have to make everything so hard? Why can’t they just call it a bun?”
“The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur”
actually the word for the french is entrepreneur
btw, what quotes are those? lol
Look at my name, and you’ll see who spoke those words.
Dragonwriter’s is by Steve Martin, I think.
Mine is from Ray Stevens.
*hands Mel a Google*
Just give him this. It’s MUCH easier.
I wasn’t discriminating, just simply stating that the picture is titled “Soccer” because it’s an American site and that’s what the game is called in America. No mean-ness intended.
This site is known worldwide, so should I say: caption fail?
Anyway, I don’t really get it: why Americans call that “football”? It’s not a ball, it’s an egg; and they don’t use their feet, but their hands.
In “soccer”, players use a ball and their feet, so calling it “football” makes perfect sense.
We did it specifically to confuse the rest of the world. Just like how we shuffled around all our e’s and threw out the metric system.
It’s an egg? Wow! I can’t wait to see what comes out of it!
Yeah it doesn’t make much sense. Soccer involves more use of the foot and football involves more use of socking.
I always wondered why those two names weren’t the other way around in America.
i’m fairly certain that the only xenophobic ones here are the people who can’t accept the fact that americans speak differently than europeans.
Well…maybe not the only ones, but they certainly are included.
teehee.
Job well done fo’ shizzle’
think I saw this one on some near disaster tv show, a lightning bolt struck the ground nearby
Looks a bit like Roy Keane, but if it was him, the last guy in red would be down as well…
Is it Schalke 04 ???
Because of Gazprom? I’m not sure, I think they also sponsor other teams in europe…
Zenit, St. Petersburg, Russia ~2008 year
Alejandro Dominguez
Tavriya Simferopol 2009 year
4 out of 4 Soccer players are babies, The one still standing just didn’t feel the light brush on his shoulder or he would have been down aswell.
What’s the news? Football’s for girls:
it’s football you fu**** moron, because the game is actually played by kicking the BALL with your FOOT thus FOOTBALL…
that’s a very keen eye you have there. you must be very intelligent when it comes to international sports. *sarcasm* if you may recall, the u.s. has another sport called football that involves the same concept. your version of football is called soccer so as to avoid confusion in our own country. apparently, when thinking of the sports names, we really didn’t give a rat’s ass about your feelings seeing as how, well, your opinion doesn’t count in the matter.
You’re wasting your typing, Snoozlebugg.
NEVA!!!!
(thanks!)
I hope you stick around. Snoozlebugg… I love that name… Snozlebugg… It has a nice ring to it.
lol, thanks! i don’t think i’ve ever gotten so many complements on a username before.
Well, has it ever been snozlebugg befor?
it’s a recent thing. it actually started out as a nickname from one of my friends. she called me snoozles because i fell asleep a couple of times when i was supposed to meet her. XP
You fell asleep? Good one.
Did you know it was also part of a bid to usurp football(soccer) and make american football the number one sport? It obviously didn’t work.
Personally I call American football “gridiron”.
The other reason that American football is called “Football” even tho now must plays involves hands is because it is adapted from an old game where most plays where done with the feet!
Same concept? u call runing whit the ball in your arms same concept?man most of u americans are really dumb(i mean those who deserve be called dumbs).
Pretty nice grammar for someone calling Americans “dumbs”.
i speak 4 languages and english is my 3rd one.
I always thought that what happened was, the Americans were playing football just like everyone else in the world, kicking the ball around, and then one of the Americans noticed that we have these things called “arms” with little thingies on the ends called “hands” and he thought “WHY THE H*** DON’T WE JUST PICK UP THE D*** BALL WITH OUR HANDS AND THEN JUST EFFIN’ RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!” which when you think about it is actually pretty smart. Once you start thinking that way you can’t watch European football the same way … I keep thinking “Use your HANDS! Your HANDS! Those things on the ends of your ARMS! Pick up the BALL with your HANDS!!!” and the whole game starts looking very bizarre.
Anyway, after living in Brazil for a while now I call everything “foo-chee-ball” which is more fun to say.
That was exactly how a fella from Rugby (a place in England) invented a sport called Rugby. They changed the shape of the ball so that it fit the mechanics of the game better.
Sometime later the US decided to call this game football. Obviously because it involves carrying something not shaped like a ball in your hands. Maybe they couldn’t think of their own name for it so they borrowed it from the other game.
They decided they might get hurt playing it so they should wear lots of padding. Makes them look bigger too, I’m sure Jonah Lomu would be very intimidated.
this is brutality, not the NFL
No, that would be HANDEGG, cause it’s played by hand and with and egg shaped thingie.
American football is a stupid man’s version of rugby.
Rugby looks like a good sport if like feeling up other men
Except your football involves people using their hands. Following that logic you’d call golf ‘walking’, they do that sometimes. The british have a similar game called rugby. Quite like your football except the players aren’t afraid to get hurt.
Americans seem to like sports that only americans play. I suppose if you called it rugby, you might have to compete with the rest of the world.
Yeah, because the Americans didn’t just compleyely dominate the Olympics.
I think chemicalpro’s got it… there seem to have been several such incidents in the past few years, here’s another one, and you can see the players behaving similarly.
How can I hire that guy?
Call the Chuck Norris employment agency.
Soccer, soccer, soccer, soccer, or football. Just stop being a xenophobic asshat and let us use the name the game has in our own country.
I don’t know much of football…but the player standing in the middle reminds me of our national teams’ uniform…which is Greece?
Isn’t that from the Norwegian commercial where everybody pretends to be hurt so that they can get a hotdog?
Wow. The first one saw it coming, but the other two were behind the guy and halfway across the field – and they went down at the same time.
Who is this guy, Neo from The Matrix?
And how much to sign him on for my home team?
Think the reds are standard from belgium, since u can read M.Sarr on the back of the right guy’s shirt. Thats mohammed sarr who plays with nr 19
. Guess the other team is anderlecht.
Standard Liege : )
vs Zenit St. Petersburg
UEFA 2007/2008
ah yeah youre right
nope)
I guarantee it : )
The photo from the official Zenit FC website.
nonsense!
photo #18
dude, its standard vs zenit, standard never played vs simferopol. The guy in the middle is dominguez, he played for zenit, never for simferopol. I’m sure of standard because it’s my hometeam.
And I’m sure of zenit because it’s my hometeam : )
fc-zenit dot ru/main/media/photo/ct6/gl240/
replace ” dot ” -> “.”
photo #18
real)))000
Anyone for a Battle Royale?
whoops, wrong ball *facepalm*
*Looking around the field…he realizes his Kung Fu lessons has paid off..*
it’s called football, not soccer
agree
Who plays football in soccer uniforms? You guys are silly!
*facepalm*
*snork*
I think someone forgot their ~s.
I hope.
Although the name of something can vary widely depending on where you live. Witness the great sub/hoagie/hero/whatchacallit debate.
It’s so ridiculous and stupid when people get all bent out of shape that different nations call things by different names.
*grabs bumbershoot and runs to the greengrocer’s for courgettes and aubergines*
It rained so frequently today I needed to take a Mac with me everywhere I went.
“I think someone forgot their ~s. I hope.”
Yep, I should have put it. I figured now that laughtracks are gone from sitcoms people can recognize things on their own.
It’s called soccer. Not football.
there can be only one
lol I love the guy on the left…his face is a mixture of pissed off and freaked out
He’s probably thinking “Ooookay, if I stand back here and keep veeery quiet, he won’t notice me.”
*Tweeeeeeeeet.* Mr GBF4518 yellow card for tackle.
i told ya bladestorm + sweeping strikes was OP…. if u got cloth, dont go near the warrior ffs!
i’d call this a win……
Bigtime
Haha, he’s doin’ it RITE!
it’s FC Tavriya Simferopol from Ukraine(white) vs “i didn’t remember”. i uploaded this pic=)
‘i didnt remember’ is standard liège then, there in the quarter finals of the europa league
)
It’s FC Zenit vs. Standard Liege. And the player standing is Alejandro ‘Chori’ Domínguez.
and it’s FOOTBALL)) i’ve written SOCCER for USA understanding
last man standing in football, i approve.
( YES, its a _ball_ and its played with the _feet_, unlike handegg)
In what way is this a fail? Bottom of the barrell stuff.
Because he missed one of them. This is what happens when you don’t take your ninja training seriously.
I have to say it: Wihite power! ;D
This proves Hispanics can be ninjas too.
One kick, One ball and three bankshots…Who ever said billards was not fun was right..soccer is!!
NO! You punted the wrong balls…
“Clorox Bleach, makes whites so white that they kill the opposition.”
You know, the sports tab is full of awful, sucky crap. Here’s a sports one that’s funny… and it gets put on failblog. WTF?
soccer players are all pussies
Football, Soccer it doesn’t matter. If this world made sense Asteroids would be called Hemorrhoids and Hemorrhoids would be called Asteroids.
gotta be a fail on the part of the diver’s
Football: Spend the game pretending to be injured.
Rugby: Spend the game pretending not to be injured.
The guys on the ground are faking it….
Worst part was he never even touched him. The wind took them out as he ran by.
I think failblog has been using “fail” wayyyy too liberally? Is there anything anymore that isn’t a fail?
The very next post?
He SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRREEEEEESSSSS.
HA!
This is a total win
Soccer = FAIL
This photo = WIN!!
Are you ready for some SOCCCCCCCCEEERRRRRRRRR!?
Hell yeah! Nothing like a good game of soccer!
Why, yes I do spontaneously break out in Ninja moves.
COOL! I did it on my own!
*sighs* I’m a loser.
Oh, good. It’s dark down here.
I wander if those soccor players go to acting school.
The red shirts always die…
The geek in me laughed at your comment.
*bows to Spock*
SOMEBODY’S got a red card…..
http://www.standard.be/images/0708/match/zenit2b/slides/100EOS1D-GM3I2310_GM3I2310.html
the left guy strikes back
ITS CHUCK NORRIS UNDER COVER!!!
the direct aftermath of another overused THIS IS SPARRTTTAAAAAAA!!!!! joke
it´s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum – and he´s all out of gum
It’s a football fail, you fricken yanks!
Call it whatever you want. We’ll call it soccer.
IT’S FOOTBALL, NOT SOCCER
IT’S SOCCER, NOT FOOTBALL
LOL at morons from primitive country(s?) who don’t even know that this game is called FOOTBALL and has been for what, 500 years? Yes, it takes a rocket scientist to figure it out.
LOL at the even bigger morons who don’t realize the term “Soccer”comes from England!
http://www.soccer-fans-info.com/origin-of-the-word-soccer.html
Exactly. We got the name “soccer” from their primitive country.
300 millions rugby players vs 570000000 football players, guess who wins?
rugby players, the soccer players would just fall over and cry
2 legs and 3 sets of balls. One of them is lying for sure… err rather, they’re all lying for sure.
That’s because you don’t know about Brazilian soccer. As soon as a team gets a goal, they start to turtle the game by passing all the time and if they suffer a fault, they throw themselves at the ground screaming.
Natural Selection? O_O
Looks like Chuck Norris has a long lost Brother.
Lol wtf?! How did this happen?! xDDD
Wow this is the Standard de Liège (Belgium) ! Simply my favorite football team and they are on a good way to be in the 1/4 finals of the Europa League this year ! Common’ Standard !!!
I’d hate to see what would happen if all the “FOOTBALL NOT SOCCER DURR” people went to a site that wasn’t written in English. “It’s football, not Fußball! And your ‘B’ looks weird, fix it!”
Spinning Roundhouse Kick.
WIN….
Yes, most Americans are perfectly aware that the game we call soccer is actually football. Nobody here argued with that fact, or posted any dumb American “dur hur, you’re callin’ our sport wrong!” comment. Coming here yelling “IT’S FOOTBALL, NOT SOCCER!” makes you look equally ignorant for refusing to acknowledge that some countries refer to the sport differently.
I would have captioned this picture as “soccer”, too, because that’s how I grew up knowing it. But I certainly wouldn’t have thrown a fit over someone else labeling it as “football”. I seriously doubt that the poster of this was intending to make some kind of statement about which name is more valid — he/she was probably just using the name most familiar to them. It’s unfair to expect them to change that just because many of the readers here are from many other countries — just as it would be equally unfair of Americans to expect others to call it soccer just to make them happy.
Point being: We’re all (okay, most of us) intelligent enough to know what sport we’re looking at in this picture, no matter what our home country happens to call it. That’s all that matters, yes? Unless you just enjoy being petty and immature.
Chuck Norris taught him everything he knows.
That’s what she did when they gave her a B+.
Happened in Holland too in this season with FC Twente.. also red labels..
Two guys collapsed against each other and one of them stumbled away and hit another co-player with his head in the stomach… to damn funny to watch
I want to thank all the trolls for not disappointing me. Any time this sport is featured it is required by troll bylaws to start the debate (read: flame-war) over whether it’s called hockey or basketball. Well done.
ITS FOOTBALL! NOT SOCCER!!!
ITS SOCCER! NOT FOOTBALL!!!
Oh noes.
IT’S FOOTBALL, NOT “SOCCER”!!
Ooooh, for those who don’t know what’s it:
It’s 2007/08 UEFA Cup, match Zenit Saint-Petersburg – Standart Liege (3:0). I was there, on stadium and can say that actually it was just perfect match!
On photo: Alehandro Dominguez (whos currently playing for Valencia CF) in white.
It was quite funny moment of game when score was 2:0 at 60 (+- 10) minute.
And of cource it’s just a great photo! It was on all 1′st pages of russian newspapers right after the game ))
also in the picture: Sarr( the right dead guy), think cammozatto at the front and dante ( standing red guy)
Multikill!
Red shirts always die…
Lost ?:D
this is a WIN!!!!!!
that was a real WIN, yeah!
bunch of girls
the next chuck norris
about time someone played the sport properly – like a real man! Win for sure.
it’s a win..and the loosers are down
My role model right here.
One kick 3 down
This white footballer is better than Chuck Norris