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Minty fresh
If it’s minty, hell I’d buy it.
women should be shaved in the first place. Always.
Men should be shaved too… but I don’t see many of you eager to bring sharp objects on and around your genitals.
Agreed.
Double agreed
Is it necessary to write a third agreed comment? Oh well, I will.
I do. The rest are just wimps.
Body hair FTL.
^^^
I’ll be a bit less scared if you can tell me that these three fails arn’t related.
They should Trim. Everyone should Trim. This makes the untrimmed area Softer and More inviting.
You’re not invited to mine, dude.
I fully agree. Both sexes should be either shaved smooth or .. shaved smooth. I expect my partner to groom as well as I do.
i wonder how many people saying this sort of thing have actually reached puberty. yeah, what i really want to do with an area that makes you look like a perv (or infected) when you scratch it continually is shave it so it gets extra itchy unless you then commit to spending more time re-balding it every day than you alright might on other areas (face, legs, armpits, whatever’s your poison. or head, even). and end up with it looking even more like a raw plucked chicken or underdone hamburger (or if it’s not impressive enough for that, an elementary schooler’s crotch)
but then maybe you live in a hot, humid environment and have to wear confining clothes so it’s actually worse to keep the hair. or you have crabs or something. who knows.
oh yeah … and if I’m “grooming” hair, well… that’s not so much shaving it off as thoroughly washing it, gently drying, then combing out and maybe putting into an interesting style and colour. how about we have a literal pube grooming challenge? (first one to make it into a mohawk wins)
Omg… Trying to correct the grammar in this comment would be like trying to have sex with a cactus… It’s theoretically possible but it would literally be the worst experience imaginable… Congratulations, I’m considering even putting in on Failblog.
In*
Hahaha, all the same, I lolled at the term “re-balding”.
Double standards…gotta love ‘em.
You expect your women to shave, then you should too. At the very least, trim it short.
If you’ve never tried shaving though, you should. When both people are shaved its a whole different level of amazing.
personally, I trim regularly… and shave occasionally.
Yes, because looking like an 11-year-old is SO DAMNED SEXEH!
Hairless grown ups do not look like eleven year olds.
Amen to that, hair is a signal that said human is beginning to mature, and will soon be ready to mate. Shaving is unnatural.
We’re not cavemen any more, we don’t need hair to keep our genitals warm. SHAVE!
It has nothing to do with keeping your genitals warm. You grow hair in areas where pheromones are produced to help you keep your scent.
we don’t need to produce a scent either, dumbass.
Yeah, we do. You should go google this thing we have called science. We use it to learn things about our world. Like instincts we have involving scents that humans produce, which aren’t all sexually related. There is plenty of information out there about it, and if you can’t find it you’re either lazy, inept, or delusional.
Science WIN
Please marry me, izzyboy
If I can paraphrase from a recent issue of Eureka magazine…
“Scientists have discovered that wearing perfume or cologne is pretty much pointless. Double blind tests with male volunteers showed an overwhelming preference (in arousal) on smelling garments worn by women who had been working out and not showered vs those worn by women who had showered, and clean garments, regardless of the amount or type of any perfume present”. (And presumably a similar test for the opposite arrangement worked the same way?)
So long as you don’t become a complete dirty tramp and let the perspiration blossom into BO by never washing or letting your sweaty areas dry out (so cultivating nasty odorous bacteria), retaining some natural scent in your pubic/underarm hair is actually an additional turn-on in non visual terms, bypassing the concious preferences and tapping directly into the olfactory (s)centres. The human brain is hardwired for it, just like that moth with the enormous feathery antennae…
I will when you will.
Personal preference is personal? Seriously, it’s not that big of a deal. If you don’t like it shaved, date a chick that doesn’t shave.
Last I checked children are a direct result of sex. That kind of makes them related.
Ok, I see what you’re saying, and point taken. I guess the main thing I want to get across is that in my own personal opinion, shaving is unnatural.
But more importantly, I think it’s awful to just “expect” something of your partner, let alone an entire gender. Nobody should exclude someone who could be their soulmate just because they trim and don’t shave (or vice versa, I suppose), and nobody should enforce rules on the other gender, especially when it comes to sex.
BloodRed thats your opinion and all, but people in general don’t force rules about sex onto people, (if you live in a so-called free society in general ), it’s genetics make up of the majority that builds the guild lines most people follow. That system has natural checks and balances. So if enough people feel it’s unfair, society as a whole would fix itself.
But as long as you fall within what society finds ok and thats something you what to do, then do it. If you didn’t want muff-so-soft then or to shave fine. let your hair grows long enough to braid and wear like burlap granny-panties.
“people in general don’t force rules about sex onto people”
Umm… I’m talking about the people on this very page who are doing just that. Like the guys who are saying they don’t have to shave but all women do. Essentially telling every woman that if she doesn’t take a razor to her crotch every other day or so, then she is undatable doesn’t have anything to do with genetics. Maybe you needed to read further on the comment page before you made this comment.
And my argument has been pro- “muff-so-soft,” so I don’t know what you’re talking about. And see my other posts on the benefits of trimming before you assume that people who don’t shave must not take care of their pubic hair in general. Dumbass.
Northern Terror WIN.
Some of us like it bare and smooth, and this does not necessarily make us pedos.
Calm down, BloodRed. That flow has got you on a soaked rag today. You’re being way to emotional right now. Come back in a week and make you comments.
Original.
I beg to differ on the female in heat theory…YES, we do. Subtle as it may be! I don’t know the ages of the other posters here, but as a 46 year old female approaching menopause, I find that the more I age, the more driven I am to “mate” at the time that I would be the most fertile.
Men spraying a car…hmmm. Think about male posturing. Jealousy. Men mark territory in ways that may surpise.
And, as a woman who tried the shaved and trimmed thing, I hate doing so. Itches growing back, and is a pain in the ass to keep up. How much time do we need to work on ours bodies to make them as unnatural as possible? Is there any time left in the day to actually ENJOY life?
And, as it turned out, the man who convinced me to shave in the first place–is a pedophile, ewww.
As we age, that bush gets a bit shorter and more sparse. and a man who can’t get around all that hair doing his business there, isn’t very good at it!
I love everything about this comment.
Agreed. At least regarding the itch and the straying from keeping our bodies natural and normal.
So you don’t see the connection between sex and children? Like….. Hmm… Birds and bees? The reason sex exists? Reproduction? No offence, and not just to you, to everyone… Can we keep the private in private parts, please?
“You and those who agree with you are the ones making the mental connection between sex and children. It doesn’t enter my head at all.” Children are made from sex.
I have always personally felt that, as a woman, shaving your pubes makes you look like a prepubescent little girl and I have always seriously questioned the mental stability of anyone who likes that look.
Most people use the argument that it makes oral sex easier to perform. I am going to politely argue against that– as a lesbian whose partner does not shave. It really isn’t any harder to perform at all, so long as she trims resonably well. But for a woman to shave or wax, it involves lots of maintenance and often times discomfort. And If my current partner shaved I just really don’t think I’d find that appealing.. I’d feel creeped out about the fact that she now would look like a little girl, and then if I got over that, I’d feel guilty because she did all that work for me when it’s not necessary. I find that loving women’s private areas comes with loving ALL of it. I don’t pick and choose.
And not that I want to make any assumptions about you (especially since I don’t know if you are man or woman), but I find it interesting how many men deem it necessary for their women to be clean-shaven and then don’t follow through themselves. With my experience with oral on both sexes, it’s about the same amount of “hinderance” or “discomfort” as on a woman. You still get hair in your mouth, etc. I have never understood why some men think they are immune to hair problems down there. Not that I ever wanted my previous boyfriends to shave, but if you’re the type of guy who finds it unacceptable to go down on a girl with hair but then expect them to go down on you, it’s really hypocritical.
I agree with most of that. Except the bit about looking prepubescent. I suppose looking at strictly genitalia may give that impression. But looking at the whole body, male or female, you can obviously see that your partner is not a child.
I find oral to be more fun with either sex if they are trimmed at least, though. Just keep the jungle in check if nothing else!
I agree about both partners should either shave or not shave — and yes, my husband of 22 years shaves his privates as do I. Smooth is nice, smooth doesn’t get hairs between the teeth or up the nose. But I agree that this is up to individual preference. And if it please my husband for me to have a full, untrimmed bush, then I would certainly do that too. After all, pleasing your partner is a good thing!
Oh, yeah, I completely agree with trimming– a little maintenance while still appearing mature. For myself, trimming makes me feel less self-conscious and makes things a little easier. But if my partner isn’t trimmed it’s definitely not a deterrant.
Okay, how about a shaved/waxed pubic area with just a little amount of hair trimmed in determinate shape?
I happen to enjoy that look on women, at least sometimes.
It’s a good chance you’re a woman so who cares what you think. Just shut-up, shave that bush, hit it with muff-so-soft, make me some dinner and get that fat a@@ of yours in that bed so I can see if muff-soft-soft works like it says it does.
Personaly a good trip on both sides is a plus, and as far as one sided plesure goes I completely agree, see it takes 2 people to have sex so you’d both better get your jollys
Um, no. Trimmed, yes, but otherwise have hair. No hair is too pedophilic.
It could be a cultural thing.
Muslim women in the arabic world remove all their body hair.
Then again they are traditionally married off before puberty so it probably is a pedo thing there too.
I have to disagree with it all. I wax. I love waxing, but more importantly I enjoy the hygenics of it. I shave I’d I have to but yes that gets tedious at times. But being female, I make sure I’m hairless at least once a month. It’s not to impress my boyfriend, though he enjoys it as well and yes he does he the favor of shaving ad well, but it’s so much easier to stay clean down there.
I politely disagree– hair has never made cleaning more difficult for me– after all, my scalp is still clean and I have a ton more hair there, right? And how much more clean do you need to get? A good scrubbing with soap externally and a throrough rinsing of the rest with water in the shower is all that you should be doing anyway. None of my previous partners ever complained. OB/GYNs will tell you that you shouldn’t douche or even clean your inner labia with soap, that it can cause severe imbalances.
But I’m glad to hear you at least do it for yourself. I guess that makes it a little better..?
Thats ridiculous ,i’m a Muslim living in the uae ,yes its normal to remove all your body hair but no women is ever married until she is at least 25
Please forgive our cultural retards. Most Americans never leave the US, you see, and since our media is biased and full of propaganda, the majority of Americans stay ignorant and stupid of reality as it exists outside our borders.
Why they do it I don’t know.
Now I do shave my legs and armpits, I feel better doing it, but for the pubic area you need to keep SOME hair. I’m not saying all of it. Shave or wax the cracks of the legs and butt if you want. Trim the rest down to a reasonable amount, but keep some. If your partner is worried about hair in the teeth, keep dental floss by the bed.
I don’t like it when men are fully bald all over. Manscaping, yes, full on deforestation, no. Wax your eyebrows, of course, so you don’t have a unibrow, and keep the nose hairs trimmed – and I do love a clean shaven face. But the rest of your body better have some hair. Please. And I expect him to respect my desire to never fully remove the hair down there.
what about in the second place? Is that under their arms?
2nd!
2nd fail!
no, it’s a win
id believe its a fail
Seriously? Fail for not making a “sloppy seconds” remark. I expect a certain level of professionalism here. And by professionalism, I mean low-brow sex jokes.
I dunno…it’s a WIN in my book.
Yeah, the only fail is the price.
i dont know 70′s bush and this stuff
2for1 cleans pubes and detal floss
I’m wid it.
IIRC: Shampoo is for parts of the Body covered by hair !
A mint muff? Who wants that?
…erm…
I have heard of mint teas but not mint muffins!
Mint-frosted cupcakes?
are you raising your hand for a yes there?
Leaves your breath minty fresh after eating.
win
and a good return to usual form after all the unprecedented drama further up
rooflez
Rooflez?
Thats new for me…
Sounds funny though.
It stands for: Roll On Oposite Floor, Laughing, Eating Zucchini.
Isn’t it obvious?
It’s french
Oh I see.
Makes perfect sense!
I fail to see the fail here. It’s a shampoo that you could find next to other sex toys. So what?
Agreed. Where is the fail here? This seems like something that most sex shops would carry… failblog fails it again.
The fail is that it is, in fact, nowhere near any sex toys. At least not visible in the picture, looks like just a collection of other shampoos.
Lubes, actually.
Yup, bunch of different lubes on the shelves in the background. Don’t see the fail here.
The FAIL here is that you instantly recognized that the other containers are personal lube.
I fail to see how getting laid enough to know what lube looks like is a fail. Perhaps you just fail at getting laid.
In what store do they display shampoos on glass shelves. Shampoos are usually on crowded drug store shelved. The shelving here is clearly an adult store.
Yes, those bottles are clearly lube and this is clearly a sex store. I don’t understand why it is a fail at all.
Yeah. I so agree. It seems to me that anything sexual is posted on here as a fail, even if it is labeled exactly as they intended it to be labeled with exactly the intended meaning.
I’m going to say the fail here is the prudeness of the person who posted it.
Mint in the genital area is a bad idea. I showered with Dr. Bronner’s once. Once. Never again.
a-GREED Tarliman
THIS. Owowowowowow.
WHAT. IS. THIS?
This… IS… SPARTAAAAA!
Sparta? I thought this was a bakery.
Ah well, we should probably move on– what’s in this pit? Is this where you keep the bread?
*Dives into pit*
*swings leg at where Qwaz just was*
*overbalances and falls into pit*
Hey! It’s full of bread!
[Full mouth]Mmm! A bi’ dry. Tathety, though.[/Full Mouth]
I like a nice tingle, myself. Peppermint essential oil is quite fun.
Aquafresh does not a good lubricant make
I think you may have been doing it wrong. I’ve seen and used enough regular shampoos and shower gels that have mint extract/oils in them… there’s a slight buzz and cool feeling, as is the intention, but it’s not like rubbing yourself with Deep Heat or chili sauce or whatever.
This is SO not Guy-oriented…now, make it CHOCOLATE flavored, and we are on to someting
You’re a guy who likes chocolate?
Don’t you mean beer flavored?
So there should be 2 versions. The product for men should smell like chocolate and the product for women should smell like bacon.
Better than FISH
No way I’d want a bacon-scented koochie.
Why do you care what your coochie smells like? How often do you have your face down there to smell it?
I would eat anything you put in front of me if it smelled like bacon!
Wouldn’t it be appropriate for his sausage to smell like sausage, and her muffin to smell like fresh blueberry muffins?
Please everyone stop fighting! Only Chuck understands that we should all smell like sausage and blueberries around our junk
no, I’m one oof those rare guys who dont drink or smoke. I prefer my woman’s woowoo to taste like chocolate. The REAL chocolate, not like…y’know, BOOBOO….
I shudder to think there’s a high enough demand for this. Didn’t the Rabbi beard-look down there go out with the 70′s?
I think it was the 80s, but thanks for playing.
I don’t know who you’ve been sleeping with, but my crotch never looked like a Rabbi beard, even with full grown hair.
ditto that
that is a WIN…. Who doesn’t love a soft Muff?
Mint!?!
Ahhh! Ouch ouch ouch!
How the hell did this douche get through moderation?
Muff so Soft… or Baconlube!
I’d love a nice minty, soft, fluffy, muff to bury my nose in.
agree
My experience tells me that “Rotten Tuna Scent” is the more popular selling shampoo…….
Well, you should broaden your experience. Start by finding an actual female.
Yes, the pillow thing is so last fail.
Yeah, that smell is not really a sign of good hygiene. Sure, all women have days in their cycle where the smell is stronger than others. But rotten tuna is NEVER a good thing.
Women shouldn’t smell like fish down there, period, of no variety! A “rotten fish” smell is a sign of an infection. That girl needs a doctor, not a date. Everyone has a different scent in their happy zone, some stronger than others, but never should it ever smell like fish.
Unless, like some of the others above have mentioned, you’ve only been flirting up Miss Mary Neverwash. Stay out of those alleys. =p
You need higher standards, dude. Maybe if you stayed away from the STD clubs and got a nice clean woman you would have a better experience.
Normal shampoo does the trick, really.
Really?
And how about hair conditioner? That would be useless or just a plus?
Why a fail? Maybe the mint… Had a friend who swore by the Honeysuckle scent. Clean undercarriage is a Win in my book.
*sends some to Lady Gaga*
A shot of penicillin will probably do more good.
Yeah, she could share it with her friends.
I was trying to think of something to add about her “love-glue-gunning”, but it’s probably a bad idea.
Yeah, this product and some penicillin is probably a good idea. =p
Minty fresh muffwash.
For people that love their muff
What’s supposed to be the fail here?
I think those of us who are comfortable with our sexuality and have therefore actually been to a sex store are wondering the same thing…
Muffs are gross. Women need to shave that for sure. Men on the other hand…would you tell a lion to trim its mane?
Well it’s a matter of taste darling.
Personally I like my guys well trimmed, it makes oral so much more enjoyable
(Actually that “mane” as you call it, is one of the biggest reasons why most girls aren’t into oral, nobody wants to floss while they eat right?)
Way better on the receiving end too. Try it bare, you won’t go back.
I tried being bare once, it made no difference in sensation and just meant a lot of upkeep. I went back as soon as it grew back.
Wow, that’s hypocritical. Why do you think men are immune to hair issues down there and why would you think that pubic hair on women is gross but pubic hair on men isn’t?
“anyway who are YOU to say it’s wrong anyway, a bi or gay girl complaining about doing things that are not natural”
Because homosexuality or bisexuality isn’t natural, right?
Body hair is an adult human trait. Gender doesn’t come into it. No, most women don’t grow beards, but they ALL grow pubic hair. As humans we weren’t meant to shave any of it. The hair is a cue of maturity, that said being is ready to mate.
men and girls? not men and women, or girls and boys?
so in your world the natural thing is hairy men with beards having sex with girls with no body hair?
are you one of those closet pedos who thinks girls look for maturity and older men?
I think they’re 20-30somethings clinging onto the much-sold notion that 14 year old cheerleaders in pigtails will be swooning all over them if they just .
And yes, it’s incredibly disturbing, but I guess that’s how Britney Spears’ career began…
is that all you have to offer? call him a pedo because he said girl not woman? i’m so incredibly offended, i must go and cry in the corner now because you’ve crushed all my hopes and dreams, excuse me won’t you?
I’m also offering him your virginity.
A man’s “mane” doesn’t have the majesty of a lion’s mane.
SO, men need to shave that for sure
Thanks for volunteering!
nothing minty is going near my muff, that would not end well, i had mint shampoo once i tried down there NOT A GOOD IDEA. burns!
I would say smelling like mint down there would be alarming.
There’s certainly better, less frightening washes just for happy parts out there for sure..
SweetSpotLabs has better ideas for sure. They leave everything smelling nice with a bit of something special, without completely removing your natural scent!
Some of us are masochists and like the burn.
LOL! Forwarded this pic to a friend of mine who just purchased a vintage fur muff. Now she can keep it minty-fresh!
A minty fresh muff is a win
I think a better name would have been “Gee, your muff smells terrific!”
What’s so FAIL about good hygeine? And for the “girls should be shaved anyway” ones… well, whether it’s shaved or not, you still gotta wash it.
you can definately just wash it without it having to be minty…that burns. just do shampoo…it works just as well.
…Why is this a fail? You guys can keep your unwashed ladies, but if it’s all the same clean is nice…
it now makes perfect sense why afgan men are choosing terrorism over wowen Lol!!
What I meant was Women!!
I eat shaven pubes for snacks, so please, shave away
Ergh, that gave me the worst mental picture. Thanks…
haha! that just made me crack up. Thank you…because you have made me day!
Umm, its from California Exotic Novelties (it’s right in the corner of the bottle.) That’s a sex toy/lube company. How is that a fail?
Both should. This way sex with females doesn’t feel like humping a dampened brillo pad. Guys, if the girls do it , it’s just courtesy to do it back. Also, nobody likes coming up with a mouth full of pubes.
Amen, though I suspect a lot of these peanut-gallery-quality guys here would be better off with a love doll than another actual human being.
One-sided pleasure is very very bad.
The muff shampoo has the mint muffled out (and it longer has a fresh aroma – eeww).
{Hm – the muff conditioner also smells bad. Bleah.}
It seems weird for someone to want their happy zone to smell like peppermint anyway. Seems like if you were with a woman and she smelled like toothpaste down there, you should be alarmed.
Amen to that! I’ve been to toy shops and haven’t seen this exact product, which is probably a good thing. A lady that doesn’t need medical attention should smell and taste like love, not Vaporub.
I’m personally hoping that the smell of this stuff is very subtle and not overpowering. I can certainly get wanting to do a little something different now and again (especially with the coconut/peppermint essence oils someone mentioned above!) but to remove it altogether is downright unhealthy.
I find it typical that it’s always about the smell that a woman might have down there. No one ever complains about the smell a man can have when not washed. men smell too.
yes, that is definitely true!
Muff-so-soft is a win. No one wants to be cut to pieces by someone not-so-soft
What a great product!
Nice discussion up there
Welcome to failblog’s crotchular advice forum.
Crotchular. I’m adding that one to my personal lexicon.
What’s this? Shampoo for the pubic hair?
Yes. I believe it is cleaner for people who have crabs (parasites similar to lice, but in cavities of the body that are dark and not often exposed to sunlight or open air). I think what people are trying to say is that if you have that you should just shave the hair off before the condition gets too bad.
I like for my girlfriend to be able to grow her pubs into pigtails with a mint smell
I don’t go to those kind of pubs…
Thats epic WIN.
That’s some rather expensive shampoo for such a specialized area.
yeap, it’s expensive at $11.80 but do you want to take the chance and use something cheaper on your muff. Even tho it’s in the dollar store and may be lead based.
I have not tried this particular product, but I have found that Sunsilk leave-in conditioner works pretty dang well at making things nice and soft, and my partner said there wasn’t a taste to it…
Just a head’s up if anyone was interested but didn’t want to pay that much.
at least it’s to the point
The *fail* part is the name, it’s just so stupid. Plus, you really really don’t need a separate product to wash your…area.
Anything menthol-y doesn’t go near my stuff. THAT’S the Fail as far as I’m concerned.
I love you guys. :] so interesting! Peppermint not for the win :[
O_o What is that thing?
The best way to be fresh and clean is to wash yourself with natural apple vinegar, mix an amount of vinegar with 10 amount of water and apply softly with a cotton.
It won’t smell and its good because is helps you to maintain a balanced PH level for your skin, and that’s why you should never apply soap products there for it will damage the skin.
don’t overuse though, once a week or two is enough.
then lick and repeat
mmmm…. i could call my girlfriend peppermint patty after i get her that..
make life less rough by scratching a muff
‘Hurts a little’ is okay, but yeah internal shaving is something you’d try only once.
I am interested in this issue and I would be grateful if you’ll post something new on the same topic.
I like the way you express your ideas. Keep going on!
Women genitals hair shampoo!
Oh my gosh.. If you people like it shaved, keep it shaved. If you like it hairy, keep it that way! It’s only shampoo. I am curios about the mint scent, though.
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Oh yeah. They have those at the sex shop on the middle shelf in the third row just past the water-based lubricants.
Um.
I have to go.
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