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Leno sucks, go Conan!!
Exactly…
Obligatory comment: this is not a fail, it’s a win!
That’s why the title says “Conan Fan Win” and the word “Win” is superimposed on the picture, genius.
moron dont call people names. failperson
Yeah! Don’t be calling people “genius”! That could hurt a man’s feelings!
i dont get it :S whats so funny?
COCO stands for Conan O’brien.
I thought this was for Courtney Cox’s daughter…
ok not really.
OK, sometimes fishes are sloooow…I still don’t get it
Irony’s just another word for an alloy to you, ain’t it?
Look at the big picture, sweetie.
It’s posted on FAILBlog.
Wow you really are out of touch if you think that’s sound logic. It is posted as a win and your criticism is invalid. You are wrong. Get over it.
Sir, may I say you take this blog way to seriously?
You do.
You’re the one talking like a pretentious twat
Just sayin’
MAN SHE WAS OWNED MORE THAN JEFFERSON’S SLAVES! LOLADAHL YOU CAN JUST SUCK A TREE!
Gee… Good One.
*sucks a tree*
Um would you like to suck MY tree..
*shuts up*
*unshuts*
Sigh I haven’t watched either of those two talk-show hosts much, not being American. But Leno is a complete.. how to put it.. no-style no-fun guy.
I watch Craig Ferguson – I was brought up in Scotland too..
Craig Ferguson is my favorite too. He reminds me of my brother…except he’s hot…and Scottish!
to/too fail
too*
Shut…. the…… hell…. UP!
you were wrong, you are wrong, and every post you make after the fact that doesn’t say “I was wrong” confirms you are an idiot. And wrong.
So… Just to be on the same page. I was wrong, right?
Yes, and I’m awesome!
You talk about yourself too much. We can assume you are writing you uppity tripe, and you firkin said what you asked him.
Remove the stick from your arse.
lola-
This maybe called failblog. BUT—every so often it’s a WIN!
She’s new…that’s all.
MOAR LIKE FAIL POAST.
AMIRITE!?!?!
thanks, captain!
And a disco ball jackolantern tshirt? Mega win…
That’s an event they hold in los angeles called Hardfest. That shirt was sold in Hard Haunted Mansion.
Conan’s audience = 15 year old immature boys who still think fart jokes are funny
Leno’s = sophisticated, educated, older men and women. With the occasional good taste kid.
Did he DIE?
Yeah. That was exactly what Bro!! BRO!! meant.
Bro Bro said FART! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Conan humor = postmodern satire of societal absurdity with multiple layers of depth not recognized by typical Leno fans.
Leno humor = celebrity ass-kissing with poor delivery followed by a barrage of Monica Lewinsky and Tiger Woods jokes… with musical guest: Nickelback! (tomorrow Fall-Out Boy)
Seriously Leno’s audience is the least sophisticated group of brain-dead Hollywood Boulevard bums on TV. These are the same people who think of the hosts of ‘The View’ as intelligent independent women.
@dro dro
*GASP* I’ve found it! I have searched the Internet for a comment that actually gets the point across without over-the-top lewd jabs at anonymous 14 year olds whose Jr. High classmates told them about failblog! Win comment!
Good post! Coco Rules!
I have the extreme urge to commend you Dro Dro. BTW we need a friggin thumbs up button for the comments… there are some on here that need recognition
yours included.
Leno is sophisticated? That’s debatable.
Don’t you know? Young people are automatically crude and lowbrow, old people are automatically sophisticated.
ok, so based on the three minutes of the releno-ed tonight show i saw accidentally when searching for the remote…
cop and kitty, a cop buddy pic starring the chin and a cat appeals to a sophisticated, educated audience? really?
And the masturbating bear somehow was more sophisticated? Seriously, you and other haters need to get over yourselves. I’ve been a Conan fan since I first watched him in 1994. Sophistication has nothing to do with Conan or his comedy.
Not sure anyone said Conan was sophisticated. Get over yourself.
comedy, not company. But, then again, I guess the TV could be “company” to the older folks out there.
If this is true, where were all these mature adults for his 10 o’clock show? Mature adults are at home getting ready for bed….and now his ratings are already lower than Dave Letterman’s…so where did his audiance go?
Maybe people realize that Jay is an unorigonal, not funny old man. All he does is steal other people’s ideas (star in green car = star in a reasonably priced car from Top Gear BBC, Jaywalking is Howard Stern’s homeless game, and these are his “signature” bits!!
I’m a fifty year old woman with relatively sophisticated tastes in reading matter and no real appreciation for fart jokes, but I greatly prefer Conan to Leno. Conan is satirically funny. Leno is amusing in a way that doesn’t offend those who live to be offended, yet he has that mean streak beneath the bland that really leaves a bad taste in the discerning person’s brain.
well said.
conan is for people that enjoy modern humor. leno is for old people waiting to die.
please, for the sake of the rest of us, die already.
Also Jay’s got Headlines, Jaywalking, Stuff We Found On eBay, Craigslist Confidental, Photo Booth, Pumpcasting, Products That Should Never Merge, Value Meal or Last Meal, What Did You Think Was Gonna Happen…
By the way, my age would suggest I’m a Conan fan, but I’m as anti-Conan (or anti-Conan fans, anyway) as you can get.
Conan’s ratings = fail
FIRST !! LOL
Ha ha! Wrong again
That’s what you get for yelling “FIRST”
To be fair, it was submitted at exactly the same time as Andy H’s comment.
1682-1790: From the first standing army to the Napoleonic Wars
The Reichskriegsverfassung of 1681 obliged Bavaria to provide troops for the Imperial army. Moreover, the establishment of a standing army was increasingly seen as a sign of nation-statehood and an important tool of absolutist power-politics. At a field camp in Schwabing on 12 October 1682, the newly-recruited troops were officially taken into Bavarian service. Seven regiments of infantry, two regiments of dragoons and two of cuirassiers were set up, along with an artillery corps. The traditional mid-blue colour was already in wide use among the Bavarian infantry and would be used throughout from 1684. The cuirassiers and artillery wore light grey tunics, while the dragoons wore red or blue tunics. The army distinguished itself under Maximilian II during the Great Turkish War, particularly during the Siege of Belgrade.
WTF??????????
The Texas State Board of Education has voted on some controversial new standards for its public school history textbooks. The state’s standards are important because Texas is such a large market that most textbook publishers tailor their books to suit its demands, meaning states end up with those standards by default. The education board, made up of 10 Republicans and five Democrats, voted to exclude hip-hop from coverage of American music, because of explicit lyrics, though rock and the Beat Generation—known for sex and drugs—are included. The board also voted down a motion to include the eight Hispanics who died at the Alamo alongside James Bowie and Davy Crockett. More pages will be spent on President Ronald Reagan, but no coverage on the late Sen. Ted Kennedy or the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
Ha! Good for them.
The long period of Ottoman stagnation is typically characterized by historians as an era of failed reforms. In the latter part of this period there were educational and technological reforms, including the establishment of higher education institutions such as Istanbul Technical University. Ottoman science and technology had been highly regarded in medieval times, as a result of Ottoman scholars’ synthesis of classical learning with Islamic philosophy and mathematics, and knowledge of such Chinese advances in technology as gunpowder and the magnetic compass. By this period though the influences had become regressive and conservative. The guilds of writers denounced the printing press as “the Devil’s Invention”, and were responsible for a 43-year lag between its invention by Johannes Gutenberg in Europe in 1450 and its introduction to the Ottoman society with the Gutenberg press in Constantinople that was established by the Sephardic Jews of Spain in 1493. Sephardic Jews migrated to the Ottoman Empire as they escaped from the Spanish Inquisition of 1492.
And of course, I’m awesome
High Five!
TEAM COCO!
Conan the Bangbarian!
First? and LOL epic win
not first?and LOL epic fail
yeaa baby
wtf is up with his hand?
He must be a carny…
small hands!
10-00-11-10101!
Whats up with his face is he drunk or stoned?????
omfg is that a reference to Clutch? I love that band!
Also, Conan>Leno
smells of cabbage also.. D=
Glad I’m not the only one who noticed the freakishly small hands… creeeeeepy!!
Long, creepy tender hands… ohhh yeah… you know whats next
i think because the “ftw” is written on the bottom of his hand going down into the wrist an optical illusion has been created, seeming merging wrist and hand into one.
or the dude’s a freak
I’ll probably go with freak…
Gah, you just gave me shivers down my spine… and NOT in a good way!
This looks shopped
first comment!!!!!!!!!!
Not quite first, your about two minutes late… nice try.
There seems to be something off with this guy’s hand… I can’t tell if it’s photoshopped on there or if the guys just got freakish hands. If it’s photoshopped they did a pretty good job, other than awkward placement it seems real. If it’s not photoshopped, then I feel bad for this guy and his freakish hands…
im not american, someone explain
It’s a show on HBO called “Real Sex”
Conan O’brien (known as Coco) was removed from his show for Jay Leno (the assmuncher on the right of pic)…
Oh! The camera-guy must have shared a similar opinion
Basically, Conan O’Brien (Coco) inherited the Tonight Show from the guy in the picture Jay Leno. A few months later Jay Leno wanted his show back so they bumped Conan out after he had moved to the other side of the country to host it and replaced him with Jay Leno again. A bunch of people were and are pissed because Conan O’Brien is way funnier and better.
As long as you don’t enter Craig Ferguson into the battle — at which point, both CO and JL start crying like babies and go home.
Ferguson Forever!
I agree with that. Conan > Leno, but Craig > all.
Conan sucks…He was paid 33 million severence pay to walk away, and is still whining, and hitting the road to tour and make more money.
15 million people have been fired recently in America. Conan was fired becauce he was losing money, and Leno will make money. Thta is life, tough. Why do you all feel sorry for him. fk him.
$33 million severence pay is not too shabby.
Actually, he is not getting a single penny from the tour. All the money from tickets will go to his writers, musicians, and other staff. This is his way of supporting them, since they also uprooted themselves and moved to Los Angeles.
Ferguson FTW
TRUTH.
Actually, Jay Leno wanted to quit, but NBC didn’t want to let him out of his contract. Conan could have stayed on the tonight show. He had the chance to. But he didn’t want to host it if it was moved back a half hour. The decision to leave NBC was Conan’s, not NBC excecs or Leno’s.
There’s also how after Conan took over, Tonight Show ratings tanked and Letterman was beating him every night in the ratings and how since Jay’s been back, the Tonight Show has been beating Letterman every night. Say what you want about Conan being the better show host, but the fact is that he didn’t get the ratings that Leno did in the same time spot.
And if the truth hurts, that’s only because you’re lying to yourself because the truth isn’t what you want it to be.
For the record, I like Conan as much as Leno and I’m looking forward to what he does next.
Yeah, it all came down to Leno being more popular with Tonight Show fans, and Conan being more popular with people that have a sense of humor.
People that recognize real funny sadly have a tendency to do things other than watch talk shows, so back to Leno it is.
hard to get ratings when you’ve got no lead-in. why did leno get cancelled at 10? he was killing the 11pm newscasts, and local affiliates were revolting.
why did he get pushed back to 1135? something about the 150 million buyout in his contract, perhaps?
luckily, it looks like things are turning in the ratings, as well. leno’s were demonstrably higher than letterman’s his first week back. last week, he barely beat letterman, with the more desirable demographics (males 18-55) won by letterman.
Actually, Conan’s ratings were tanking before Jay’s show even premiered.
You apparently didn’t do your research.
Jay NEVER pushed Conan out. Ratings pushed Conan out. NBC wanted the comedian that brought in the ratings and the audience. And that is Jay.
When Conan got The Tonight Show, his ratings and audience dropped by MORE THAN HALF before The Jay Leno Show even premiered. Letterman was beating Conan easily every night.
Jay gets The Tonight Show back. He easily gets the ratings back, outdoing Letterman every single night since.
And the shows on at 22:00 now are doing a lot worse than Jay did when he had that time slot.
I’m with Co Co !!!!!
COCO FO LOIFE, does that rhyme? No? Oh well, Viva la Conan! There, that suits my needs.
Seventeenth
TEAM MOTHEREFFING COCO!!
Leno is the better comedian, who else gets 5.6 million viewers? Conan never ever did or will, so suck it haters, Leno>than Conan, its an disputable fact of life.
Since when has popularity been a measure of quality?
Everyone farts, after all, and it’s not like we’re going to hold that up as art.
Hey guy, you don’t to type than after putting a greater than sign (>) And by the way, CONAN FO EVA muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
As you said it is disputable. I would dispute and say Conan>>>>>>>>>LENO and that viewership of the masses means nothing for who is funnier and that given the time even the masses would realize that Conan was superior. TIME<—- Something Conan wasn't given at his last gig.
By your logic, Britney Spears and Garth Brooks are the greatest musicians to ever live.
Deformed hand WIN!
‘Shopped hand WIN!’ <—fixed.
It's either that, or that dude's left arm is half black, and has no wrist.
Wrong! His hand is perfect. No shopping involved.
Nothing wrong with his hand. It looked odd to me at first, but then I got my bearings. If you’re still having trouble, you likely have an underdeveloped sense of perspective.
I have four legs, a back but no head what am I?????
Oh my my!
I love this…
You’re a… table!
Yes?
male table?
Table with kinky designs?
JFK?
An Al-Qaeda victim?
too soon for that?…. nahhh, you’re ok
talking about yourself again.
A jewish table?
Conan is awesome, and Leno is awesome. I’m personally a big fan of both of them. I was sad to see Conan go, but I have a feeling that we haven’t seen the last of him.
I used to be a fan of both.
However, when this whole scandal started, I saw more than my fair share of Conan fans starting these groups wanting to actually kill Jay Leno.
So I guess you could say I hate Conan’s fans more than I hate Conan himself.
what does ftw mean
Fight The World
actually it means For The Win. So it is a short way of declaring a victory.
I think it comes from horse betting. If you bet on a horse “for the win” you (should be) confident in its abilities.
EPIC WIN.
TEN MILLIONTH!
FTW = F**k the world or For The Win
but maybe in this context… Ummm…. Damn!…..I was sure I would be able to think of something witty.
Anyone?
Coco? Who comes up with these celebrity nicknames anyway?
Tom Hanks, actually.
Well done, young Stephen Fry!
Oh my, you’re a genius! I kept thinking this kid looked like somebody, and that’s absolutely it. Kudos to you, sir.
This adds to the evidence he’s a time traveller of some sort.
For those who point out the fact that Leno got more views than Connan, you clearly don’t think about the fact that television has changed. There are much less viewers in general because of the internet. T.V. is a dying genre. Connan just inherited it too late to become as popular.
Stop showing fails that only Americans understand.
Most of the fails are globaly understandable..
besides you had your pillow lover fail guy =o
The pillow guy was Japanese.
No he was actualy Korean.
(Read the posts.)
Whoops. But Hu Peng isn’t a Korean name either, so my point still stands (lopsidedly)
yes but its still Asian so its almolst kinda him.
Mmm. Like Canadians are almost kinda members of the USA.
Canadians, you mean… the people who lives in North Montana right?
Or Ireland being British?
are you joking? Canadians are not part of the US that’s insulting! Americans suck and Canadians rock. Oh. and canada is a shitload bigger than montana. or the entire USA.
It’s an American site……..
I’m a Canadian and I understood it.
Whoot! Go Canada!
well I American and it took me a min. to get it
lol, i’m an american and i dont give a rats arse about either conan or leno. i dont see this as a fail or a win. its a goofy looking guy with coco on his hand. big deal. coco could be his girlfriend. it would have been an epic win if he’d a picture of conan humping jay or some other crap on his hand. now that would have been funny. this is just “eh” worthy
I am european and didn’t get it right away. But there is that really moron thing I do, it’s called thinking! You are on the internet dude, look it up and you’ll understand. Or at the very least, read some comments…
I’m South-African and i got it right away.
I am Chinese and I understand……
Mwhah, I’m finnish, and I get these ; D.
You don’t need to be american to understand these.
+COCO is a big thing in Finland, If Coco walked down a street in NYC or LA with his hand up on his side, like 4 people would probably Hi-five him
If he’d do the same thing in Helsinki, every fifth guy or gal would throw him a hi-five ; D
Hehe, that’s because he knows we exist! His trip to Finland was very fun to watch! Nice to see a fellow Finn on here!
I’m an illegal alien and I get it.
Last!
dude is that keaton in the photo? the guy who created the sparta remix?
In portuguese, coco means poo but ok….
CONAN4EVER BABY
Photoshop fail.
Co co means something else than Conan O Brian as far as im concerned.
I like both hosts by the way, Conan and Jay.
I am the voice in the wind and the pouring rain, I am the voice of your hunger and pain, and I got it right away.
Jay got owned. Going to see CoCo in Phoenix.
You payed to see crap…
Payed Thai is delicious.
I didn’t pay to see crap. I did pay to see POOP, as in ‘for me to poop on’ of course NBC probably claimed a dog puppet that poops on people is “intellectual” property.
Stephen Colbert FTW!!
The picture is a fail cause it has Jay Leno in it.
OP Fails for posting this here instead of at Epic Win FTW.
This is totally photoshop. His hand is on backwards. Its the back of a right had on his left side.
Erh, no.
Uhm…ya
U blind?
very interesting
Co Co FTW= Conan For The Win!
IS THAT LENO’S SON?
…Co Co fanboy went back to his pizza delivery job driving his 92 Civic while Jay climbed in his Ferrari and drove away.
Definitely shopped…zoom in…back of a right hand…convert to fail, exists in correct place.
COCO stands for chocolate. Mmmm…Chocolate
I guess it depends on whose perspective you look at it from. If you’re a fan of Leno, this would be a fail on his part. If you’re partial to Conan, it would be a win for his fan.
Personally, I like Conan, and thus, tis a win in my book.
ok geniuses…
FTW –> WTF.
So it’s a fail after all.
FTW is “for the win.”
LAST!!! Woo hoo!!!
1) That is not Photoshop. Just look at it for a while. Look for the recess of the palm, and at the angle of the fingers. Don’t comment on things you don’t understand.
2) Coco, Leno wtf cares. It’s a matter of personal preference. So, no one can be right, or wrong.
That being said +1 for Coco.
Nazi Germany and the Third Reich are the common English names for Germany under the government of Adolf Hitler and the National Socialist German Worker’s Party (NSDAP), from 1933 to 1945. Third Reich (Drittes Reich) denotes the Nazi State as the historical successor to the mediæval Holy Roman Empire (962–1806) and to the modern German Empire (1871–1918). Nazi Germany had two official names, the Deutsches Reich (German Reich), from 1933 to 1943, when it became Großdeutsches Reich (Greater German Reich).
On 10 April 1941, the Independent State of Croatia (Nezavisna Država Hrvatska, or NDH) was declared to be a member of the Axis, co-signing the Tripartite Pact. The NDH remained a member of the Axis until the end of Second World War, its forces fighting for Germany even after NDH had been overrun by Yugoslav Partisans. On 24 April 1941, Ante Pavelić, a Croatian nationalist and one of the founders of the Croatian Uprising (Ustaše) Movement, was proclaimed Leader (Poglavnik) of the new state.
The Ustaše was actively supported by the Fascist regime of Benito Mussolini in Italy, which gave the movement training grounds to prepare for war against Yugoslavia as well as accepting Pavelić as an exile and allowed him to reside in Rome. Italy intended to use the movement to destroy Yugoslavia, which would allow Italy to expand its power through the Adriatic Sea. In Germany, Hitler did not want to engage in a war in the Balkans until the Soviet Union was defeated. But the Italian occupation of Greece was performing badly, Mussolini wanted Germany to invade Yugoslavia to save the Italian forces in Greece. Hitler reluctantly submitted and Yugoslavia was invaded, and the Independent State of Croatia was created. Relations between Germany and Croatia would improve as the Ustaše proved effective at violently repressing Serb Chetniks and the communist Yugoslav Partisans of Josip Broz Tito.
that dude has a really creepy hand…
what does KoKo B Ware have to do with this.
Epic! Co Co for life!
Conan was the worst comedian ever…Leno is ten times better.
Who wants a red haired loser coming out…Remember he used to hop out and act like an idiot? Then all his jokes were stupid for little puberty humor that was silly…
No one misses him
Conan, how can you talk about yourself like that?
We all miss you and are sad at the fact that most people like their Celebrity Ass Kissing 101 @ NBC every weeknight.
What’s sad are the number of fans of either comedian who do not recognize a “work” when they see one. May Andy Kaufman rest in peace.
wait, wich conan? the kid detective? or some guy i dont care to much for
Case closed, I’d say.
FIRST!11!!1one1!1!1!!!!!111!!
LOL!
that kid has a sick ass shirt
His favorite fashion designer is Coco Chanel.
That guy is wearing a HARD Halloween shirt from ’09 and blasting Jay right in front of him. Double win!
LOL.. WIN!
This belongs on http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/. Totally fake and very poorly done.
haha i love the hard haunted shirt too, this kid’s a raver
hell yess HARD Haunted Mansion LOL
Conan and HARD HAUNTED MANSION shirt 2009 FTW!
it’s a win
Mr. Thumbless.
I know that kid…
For the group of people that are the so-called “Conan Fans”, get your facts straight. Leno NEVER, and I repeat, NEVER pushed Conan out as you claim.
When Conan got The Tonight Show, his ratings and audience dropped by MORE THAN HALF before The Jay Leno Show even premiered. Letterman was beating Conan easily every night.
Jay gets The Tonight Show back. He easily gets the ratings back, outdoing Letterman every single night since.
And the shows on at 22:00 now are doing a lot worse than Jay did when he had that time slot.
That’s what you get for throwing Co-Co under the train.
GEORGE LOPEZ IS THE FUNNIEST & HAS THE BEST GUESTS!!!!! SCREW COCO & LENO
lepo