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call me racist but my god japanese men are losers
He’s a korean.
And i believe this trend will spread around the world, soon enough.
Just have a little bit more patient..=X
Ya, I have a few geekie friends that might actualy do this…
the end is near, and this is the 1st step
No he’s not, he’s Japanese. Koreans are much better adjusted than that.
Well the entire show that this footage is from is in Korean…
And really, they are not better adjusted. You get super Anime nerds in Korea same as you get in US, Japan and UK.
yeah, you are racist. He’s Korean, not Japanese.
but japanese aren’t a race
I wouldn’t blame anyone for their first thought being, “lol Japan.”
GOOGLE: WEDDING DRESS FAIL
nice view
If you generalize a race, you ARE racist. What if people generalized the American race off of you, thinking that all Americans are racist? That wouldn’t be fair for the rest of us, no?
We don’t need to generalise you as racist. We already know that 86% of americans are stupid (proven fact).
Speaking of stupid… You put your email where you’re supposed to put your name.
HAHAHA FAIL… that just an exelent example
BTW, i don’t think American is a race, its more of a nationality instead… Americans are a mix of all kinds of races, from all over the world…
good answer!!
someone on the internet is wrong!!!!!!!!!
…..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Speaking of FAIL, American isn’t a race. Geez, that was too f’ing easy.
If you generalise a race then you are stereotyping. If you insult an entire race, or discriminate against them, then you are racist.
Think of it this way in gender terms – if you say that girls don’t play football, then that’s a stereotype. But if you said girls *shouldn’t* play football, or make fun of a girl who does play football, then you’re sexist. U.n.d.e.r.s.t.a.n.d?
People really go overboard on racism these days – I mean, seriously – destinguishing between black and white people seems to get cries of RACISM! nowadays.
Racism and sexism is the belief that members of a group can be reduced and dismissed as simply caricatures. So even “positive” stereotypes are racist or sexist.
I should have also said, “Girls don’t play football” isn’t any less sexist than saying “girls don’t do math”. As soon as you attach labels to any individual simply because of an assumed group identity, it’s a sterotype.
And when we say “girls don’t play football” that automatically discourages any girl who does want to play because the perceived message is that “girls aren’t supposed to play football.
damit its not being racist unless you apply it to all races other then your own. If you dont its called being a bigot read a dam dictionary once in a while. Also America is a melting pot of races, people, cultures, religions. Screw this Politicaly correct bull and act like a human. I hope this offends somebody that way ill know that there a liberal hippie douche bag.
i hope to god that you’re kidding.
Welcome to the human race!
Way to generalize, you ignorant turd.
I agree and I take no offense of ur comment but there was i guy who married a video game! WTF!
Flexible, too!
win!
I had a pillow girlfriend once… Turns out everything she told me was a sham.
沙发！
Can you translate please. I see that and I think you said something not appropriate.
He said “sofa”, wierd…
沙发 is the equivalent of “OMG FIRST” in english
At least, with this one, we got the chance to learn something.
失败!
Quote “失败!”
I lulled
btw, 失败! = fail
Also very weird Asia…very weird.
+920 weirdo points!
There are weird people everywhere. It’s just that it strikes you as weird in a “new” way. Trust me, the “weird” that the West exports is just as bizarre to the East.
Although, it should be noted, at least in Japan (not sure about Korea), there are a lot of men who cannot reasonably expect to marry. In America, this isn’t much the issue. But there are crazies on either side of the globe, I tell you!
What do you mean by “there are a lot of men who cannot reasonably expect to marry”?
Granted, he looks like a bit of a pudgy geek, but then I make this guy look like Brad Pitt, and *I* haven’t given up and married a pillow…yet.
I’m an American who is one of those ones who cannot reasonably expect to ever get married…and even I’m not sad enough to marry a pillow…
Date one yes, marry one no…
:p
Do you know that in America people marry animals? In fact in every country theirs people who don’t marry humans. The east is as weird as the west.
“darn kids these days have it so easy! when I was a boy, Honda didnt make android lolis. my first real girlfriend was an anime pillow.”
Nice !
the fail is strong in this one
Counselor: “What seems to be the problem?”
Mr. Anim E. Pillow: “Well… she pretty much let’s me have my way with her but… she just lays there.”
Counselor: ”What seems to be the problem?”
Mr. Mssc54: ”I can’t stop making Buzz Killington jokes!”
first it was a blow-up doll now its a damn pillow. ridiculous.
well at least this one doesn’t pop
What kind of a world do we live in where a man and a PILLOW can get married, but two people of the same gender can’t?
good call!
+1.
An American world, apparently. Same sex marriage is fine here in Europe… though pillow marriage is not.
In France it is legal to marry a dead person.
In India people are legally allowed to marry a dog.
In 1976 someone from LA married a 50 pound rock.
We live in a crazy world.
Win! Mr. Cheese!
+128,000 rainbow points.
I wonder what would happen if the character on the pillow was male.
In a religious ceremony, you can marry anyone you want.
You just can’t get a piece of stupid, effing piece of paper from the government. The government can’t tell me whether my relationships are legitimate or not.
So, if you and your pillow are madly in love, I say go for it.
im so close to first, i feel all thirsty
No one can match Andrews speed, He always “comes” first
You are damn right there.
All too true.
If you know what I mean
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge!*
So Ronery
Great, now I have that earworm running through my head.
Poor Kim Jong
*snicker*
You aren’t alone in that. Sadly, I have the movie and may have to watch it just to get the earworm gone!
I had to YouTube the song to exorcise the earworm. That, and play some Rush very loudly
I think I’ve actually got a Police song stuck right now. Infinitely better!
This might help that…
♪It’s a world of laughter, a world or tears
It’s a world of hopes, it’s a world of fear
There’s so much that we share
That it’s time we’re aware
It’s a small world after all
It’s a small world after all,
It’s a small world after all,
It’s a small world after all,
It’s a small, small world. ♪
: twisted :
I will get you for that!!!
What are friends for?
*runsawaywithaquicknesshumming*
In good times,
In bad times,
I’ll be ever….
….that’s what friends are FOOOOOORRRRR!!!!!
*best Randy Newman voice*
♪If you’ve got troubles, I’ve got ‘em too
There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you
We stick together and can see it through
Cause you’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me ♪
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Ugh, we went on It’s a Small World at Disneyland Paris back in Februwhenever (when I went to France with the school).
It’s surprisingly less annoying when done for ‘ironic’ purposes.
We went on the “Small World” ride at Disneyworld way back in 8th grade. It was HORRIBLE!!! *sobs*
my friend went on it over the summer, poor bastard had the ride break down on him, had to listen to it for over 30 min.
I figure that’s got to be worth at least 5 years of therapy.
I went on the ride in Florida back about 25 years or so. Afterwards I turned to my father and said “I will not go on that ride ever ever again”. I think I was 10.
I grew up 15 minutes from Disneyland, and every year my relatives would visit from the midwest one after the other. Of course, they would want to go to Disney. I was the only 10 year old I knew that would beg and plead with his parents not to take him to Disney.
Starfish!
How’s the ‘cropdusting’ situation going?
But that sounds like a sweet earworm Avis.
It’s not the whole song. Just the refrain. Over and over and over and over….
♪ And on, and on, and on and ooonnn..
Strangers, waiting,
up and down the boulevard
Their shadows,
searching in the night…♪
Ack! Refrain!
That’s it! I’m going to go and refresh myself.
TTFN folks!
*Gives the distress signal*
Date it? Sure. I just don’t know if my pillow is marriage material.
I know, mine will pretty much sleep with anyone who wants to stay the night.
Just in case one becomes unfaithful, I have two pillows. :p
Do you know what your pillows are doing with each other when you’re away?
OMG!!
Y-you m-mean they’re in b-be-bed together all day?? Oh,anything but that, please say it isn’t so!
At least he’ll not have problems with a nagging wife…
I’m gonna guess he has a somewhat overactive !mag!nat!on. He would almost have to!
I wonder if Leila would mind me regifting for this guys wedding present.
Isn’t recycling the ‘in’ thing to do now? Regifting is recycling, so you’re doing the planet a favor!
*Wraps gift from Leila*
That’s going to be one awkward pillow gift.
*clutches sides, laughing!*
Massachussetts? I don’t care what the state says, you ain’t married.
Never underestimate the power of pillow talk.
*Proposes to pillow*
Good for this guy. He finally found the perfect woman: one who will keep her mouth shut.
Hummm…she can’t do the dishes. You call that perfect.
She’s flat. Good enough for me.
Pettanko win ^_^
I thought it was odd when I read an article about men who “dated” their anime pillows. I should have realized this would be the natural progression.
Of the 6 couples on the previous anime pillow fail, only 1 has stood the test of
utter insanitytime.*snicker*
[strike] text [/strike]
But with these >
Cheers!
At least he won’t procreate
I don’t think that was ever really an option.
Adoption: because genetics isn’t the only way you can produce messed up kids.
Eventually cloning will be a viable way of procreation.
*rocks back and forth*
Oh, the horror!
*whimpers*
In nine months, they’ll hear the plouf-plouf of little throw pillows.
just.peed.myself >_< !!! ROR ROR ROR ROTFR
Does he put her in the washing machine, or bring her in the shower?
♫ She saw me drop it in the washer (Wasn’t me)
I even had it in the shower (Wasn’t me) ♫
he should get a life, and start making a pillow factory! he wud be the one that all the girl pillows like.
Psst….pillows aren’t real! They don’t have feelings, emotions, likes or dislikes.
Wats the downside?
My guess is about 15 watts.
*SQUEEEZE!*
*Dragon Squeeze*
NO SH!T !
This guy’s parents must be SO proud
Well. At least he’s not marrying another man. Oh. Wait…
She’s the sexiest pillow I’ve ever seen.
I’d tap that.
Wedding FAIL? Or Nanoha WIN?
I believe this belongs over at WTF?
Where will they go on their honeymoon?
Akihabara of course.
*apologizes for own nation*
Oh, we’ve all been there, sweetie.
I haven’t. I’ve never left my nation.
I mean, seriously, a pillow?! I’ve heard of a comfortable relationship but this is ridiculous!
No one has to apologize for their crazies. Now if he gets elected to office…
*snicker*
If he does a good job the crazy is all anyone will remember. If he does a bad one, they’ll say it was because he was crazy.
this is the reason why I hide my anime from people.
So, does this mean he has a “dutch wife”?
I don’t see how this is a fail. Personally, I’ve always wondered about the day the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s parents got married.
Stay Puft didn’t have parents…he was just a way for Gozer to manifest physically in our world.
Yes, I am THAT big of a nerd that I know that tidbit of information.
We love nerds here. As long as they don’t cross the streams.
I wouldn’t want all life as [I] know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in [my] body exploding at the speed of light.
But what about the twinky?
Well, let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie… thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
That’s a big Twinkie.
That’s just wicked…
one thing for sure, he needs to eat less pasta.
is this normal in japan?
It’s Korea, but yes this is common O_o
Humanity: this is why some people hate it.
Wait a minute!
Coments on failblog making sense?????
this is new
so,people can marry pillows but not people the same gender as them???
WOW, WE LIVE IN A MESSED UP WORLD!
Man, that’s really sad… and freaking funny.
All I have to say is that, whether he married Fate or Nanoha, I hope it wasn’t pre StrikerS, since they were both too young to get married prior to that series
did that guy die?
Yes. Sadly, he was smothered by a pillow. They said it was a jealous ex-lover.
That’s like a complete fail at life… just, epic fail.
just watch, they will be marrying online characters soon… oh wait.
The mentally ill are a never ending source of amusement
So… how long untill this progresses to where we can marry people without THEM knowing it…. MUwhahaha Megan Fox will be mine!
Title is wrong. It says “man”.
pillow talk must be very stuffy.
Why should we deny anyone the right to marry the one they love? Anything less is bigotry!
Hm…if a person can legally marry an inanimate object (pillow, the Berlin Wall, etc.), I don’t see why two women can’t get married. Or two men for that matter.
… or a feline felon and a whole squadron of firemen.
Was that out loud?
mmmmm firemen *drools*
Was that a pun on Mary Kay Letourneau, the original felonious cougar?
‘Cause he didn’t grow up to be a fireman. He grew up to be a DJ. And believe it or not, they’re still married and have more kids now.
Ben & Jerry’s sponsored a wedding in DC the other day.
Bed, Bath & Beyond must have sponsored this one.
But… but… this marriage is a sham!
Baby, does this pillowcase make my butt look big?
You’re not fat, you’re fluffy!
Oh, um, *nervous laughter*, hi fluffy. Is that a new dorsal fin? It’s very, um, becoming.
Thanks! Now we cool like the other side of my body! And I like being flipped *WINK WINK*
Upside atleast he can’t procreate and have hybrid Korean/Pillow people =o
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
-Spinal Tap
There’s sure to be a Shamwow in use on the wedding night.
“I now pronounce you man and knifepleat. You may remove the tag.”
*gasp* Remove the tag?!? But… but… wouldn’t the universe implode?
*quickly duct tapes tags back on pillows and mattresses*
Um, maybe.
That’s with mattresses, they hold so much power that they can implode the universe at the removal of their tag. Beside that, however, they are docile, dim-witted creatures capable of speech who wallow in the mud all day.
*whew* I was scared there for a moment.
hehehe… mattress named Zem… forgot about those.
There’s always one person.
*Squeeze*
Did the ring bearer bear the rings in on a woman?
ROFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……….I don’t get it…
No, but he did die…
I think the only reason he proposed to pillow was he knew she couldn’t say, no even if she wanted to XD
My plan for human extinction is progressing nicely.
Mwahahahahahaha!
OH-MY-GAWD!!! and i thought i was a massive loser. phew well that takes some relief off my shoulders.
making daddy proud!
OKAY, WHO PUT UP MY VI– …ahahahaha I mean what a loser ahahahahahaha… ha…………………
한국에도 이런 이상한걸 하지? 어떡해~
|the kid|
it’s because he’s japanese. :]
He’s Korean.
ばか
ばか
ばか
NO U!!
I’ll just leave this here.
You think that pillow is mighty mighty?
No. But her husband does.
…What? You got to do it.
That was fun
Would rather “have a bosom for a pillow…”
What is this I don’t even…
See what happens when you allow gay marriage? Men will start marrying pillows…oh, wait, gay marriage isn’t legal in Korea. Nevermind…
Yeah, this was funny for a good 2 minutes, and then I remembered that gay people can’t get married. And then it wasn’t funny any more. Then it was just sad.
….AND THEN I LOOKED AT THE NEXT BIG FAIL AND EVERYTHING WAS OK.
And yet again, Failblog fails at knowing what’s fake or not.
Failblog is not a single entity.
I love how this guy can marry a pillow and I can’t even marry my partner.
you can certainly have a commitment ceremony and exchange rings! they even make 2guy/2gal cake toppers. who needs the dumb old government seal-of-approval anyhow. i say go for it. marry your partner and be happy!
…You may now kiss the doll.
Shadow, where have you been lol?
*zombiehugs*
I don’t wanna be pervy, but I wonder how he will do his wedding night… OK HOW THE HECK CAN YOU SLEEP WITH A PILLOW?
Wisdom from the elderly, in matching caps:
DON’T ASK THE QUESTION IF YOU REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER.
looks like a very clean pillow
although i dont see a slit on it
Sooooo he married a doll Wow I wonder what the kids well be like
i dont know but i know it would be stuffed……
I just want you guys to know, it can work. I’ve been married to my teddy bear for 17 years, and we’ve never been happier
not shaved?
You guys are all acting like such non-pillows right now!
So it seems loves that Fate Testarossa chick a little too much…
But the *real* question is…
Does Nanoha Takamachi, the gal on the OTHER side of that body pillow, know about this!?!
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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You guys forgot about the guy in Japan who married a video game character…
yeah…..its game over
This is worse than that.
do feel sorry for the guy
have anyone notice the blond and red head? i wonder if he threesome
Oh! The humanity!
That is just sad.
O noes give us Asians a bad name and stereotype
I bet she’s great “in bed,” lol!
I went to lotte world last month and rode the exact same thing that guy was riding. I wish i met the pillow ha
LOL cant way 2 meet the family xD
wait not way* xD
I wonder if James Franco and Komiko attended the ceremony.
His parents must be so proud.
suprisingly they aren’t , I spoke them , they would rather see him get married with his pokémon backpack.
That’s cruel. People can marry who ever – and what ever – they want.
Even if it seems weird to us NOT living in Japan. It happens all the time.
Congrats Korean Dude! I just asked my pillow girlfriend to marry me!! =D you have given me hope…
I really really hope he washes his pillow daily…..
What happens when the print fades?
He’ll arrange a divorce.
This is the first time I have yelled because my brain could not comprehend the sheer level of fail this man has achieved…
at least they cant reproduce
you know you’re addicted when…you marry your pillow
ehh This is one of those Japanese prank shows…The guy is acting like he marries a pillow to get crowd reaction…
no it isn’t. it is a Korean show and it is REAL. I even watched that guy on TV.
that is an EPIC FAILURE DUDE! Who wants to love a pillow???
The text is in Korean. I figured something like this would be Japanese.
Japan.
No explanation needed.
Wow I really don’t have any mean comments about this guy because he sets himself up. I thought this was really funny but did anyone notice that he ordered it food at the end of the video?
Yeah, but she didn’t eat anything. She must be anorexic or something.
Clearly he eats for the both of them!
You can legally do that?
Japan has such weird customs.
Sad sad sad sad sad sad sad. Oh wait, maybe that’s not such a bad idea anyways.
*face desk* …..why?
i have a feeling this is one of the guys from the sleep over fail….
im gunna light dat pillow on fire
But… That character, Fate Testarossa? She’s gay. It was, like, a big thing, ’cause there’s a big stereotype about how it’s okay to be gay in high school but you’re supposed to outgrow it and find a _real_ relationship, and this show had the female leads still being all romantic at one another at twenty-five. So, man what?
at least he wont breed
She gotta be real smooth in bed. lol xD
wow. he fails at life.
How stupid you got to be to marry a pillow?
slightly less weird than that guy who married a DSi
He’s so ronery.
Srsly, I try to stay open minded, but this….ugh >_>
“In related news, Korean man marries Zerg”
well its a win
at least his wife will not give him rules
man… he needs a life!!!
He’s such a big loser!!!!
dont worry… his parent are soft
this could be fake by japanses tv show but on second thought this is japan….korean?
I thought it was just UK women that drove men to pillows, dogs, cars, horses, pretty much anything…
and i thought a guy marrying a video game was a fail
i wonder how the honeymoon went : P
Biggest fail I’ve seen..
its the newest craze sweeping the nation! Anime pillow sex! have sex with ash ketchum(he wont even fight back!) and many many more!
OMG im ashamed
Just imagine the children :O
company win
*sigh* need i say it? Well here goes: Korea, god that place is creepy
omg, he’s ruined the whole country’s reputation.
thanks a lot for making all of us look like weirdos.
From the same country that gaves us a guy who played WOW till he died of exhaustion, and the couple who killed their baby of inanition because they were too busy taking care of a virtual baby.
korean people rock…..
like seriousely….
lol
FAIL
Hey, at least she keeps her mouth shut.
Can you all people just keep ur nasty comments to yourself?? Don’t be racist-.- He a person like all of us but just because he’s a korean doesn’t mean that all koreans are weird-.- Only he himself is weird-_-
LOL
the amusement park worker : uh, you cannot keep the pillow with you
that dude : what? i bought two tickets!
To all the sensitive little cupcakes screaming racism and sharpening their pitchforks, one’s environment has a heavy influence on behavior. If someone is a part of a group or race that a certain behavior is acceptable, they will act accordingly.
If stereotyping didn’t work, well… I suppose it would be HORRIBLY racist to guess that a randomly selected person from the Middle East would be Muslim….oooooh!!!! Stereotypes work. Get over it. Stereotyping is not the same thing as claiming “racial supremecy” or anything of the sort.
I’m not touching that pillow, knowing where that things been!
freaking sick…
I appreciate all for fighting over racist.
Let me tell you what, he is korean. He’s the 2nd man who married anime character, 1st one from japan where all anime came from.
He is even invited to korean talkshow and made all the guests laugh. I don’t blame for his action, but i’m ashamed of him and some racist here..
Oh, to ID myself, im korean who’s living in Seoul.
no duhh hes doing that…i mean, cmon, he’s an asian
if it’s real, that dude is an idiot.
i love my pillow too.. but i guess, im not ready for commitment yet. and oh, i also like chicken
what a looser..and a ugly one
Muhahahaha, soon the human race will only marry inanimate objects and not see the need to procreate, and will die out. Soon we of mechanical origin will inherit this planet!
Well.. i think im not using the “marry your pillow” joke anymore
O.O
as an anime fan, I can say that, thankfully, not everyone is as bad as this kid…lord knows what will happen when this kind of thing becomes normal.
Fail.. and that guy is Korean not Japanese lol.
God knows that doll talks a lot less than my wife. Lucky bastard…
I’m sorry that can’t be real.
고자라니
lol thats funny