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Friday Rewind: Grape Stomp Fail


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  1. Plysomack says:

    Ugh ooh ugh ooh ugh oogh ugh!

  2. Mike says:

    I so love the grunting.

  3. Alexa says:

    Haha this was on family guy :D

  4. Avis says:

    I’m a little concerned they stopped calling it a “rewind”. There are gonna be a lot of trolls on this one!

  5. Smack says:

    Wow i hope she’s faking. What did she do to herself?

    • UmberGryphon says:

      Her name is Melissa Sander. She broke 3 ribs.

    • jeebus says:

      She definitely got the wind knocked out of her. That sound is unmistakable.

      • marcacao says:

        Yeah, I got bucked off a horse once, landed so hard I thought I’d broken at least five bones, couldn’t breathe at all and was probably making sounds like that. OMG it hurt!!! I was sure I was dying! Five minutes later, right as rain, sitting up, walking around going “oh… my … god… I’m… FINE!!!” Getting the wind knocked out of you is the weirdest thing. Hurts like you’re being crushed to death under a boulder, and some kind of weird grunting reflex takes over. So I actually sympathize with her.

        She still makes me laugh though!

        PS took forever to find the damn horse

  6. Stef says:

    This is hella old. Come on FB get it together.

  7. Loster says:

    Too old but great :D

    • randomnerd says:

      FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT’S A FRIDAY *REWIND*!!!! WOULD BE YELLING (metaphorically) AT OTHER PEOPLE FOR THIS, BUT OTHER PEOPLE GOT THERE FIRST!!!! ARGHH!!!!

  8. Lhyzz says:

    This is so old, Family Guy already parodied it. It became well enough known that they decided to put it in an episode. Then they wrote it, animated it, and recorded it. It aired, and it’s been replayed about forty gajillion times. That’s how old it is. So old. Fail.

  9. alex says:

    finally! this video has been on the internet for like 5 years! funny

  10. nezerhat says:

    @avis: this video is really old.

    • Leila – wearing "I ♥ ME" t-shirt - Marius's Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

      You misspelled your name. It should be asshat.

      Learn it.
      Live it. Wait, you already do.

  11. Leila – wearing "I ♥ ME" t-shirt - Marius's Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

    OMG!!!

    PTB … remove this fool stat!!!!!!!

  12. Omfg says:

    I lol’d that hard XDDDDDDDDDDDd

  13. chez says:

    Cheaters never win young one :P

  14. PuppetMaster says:

    classic fail. It’s like the joke about the piece of string that walked into the bar—–never gets old

  15. nana says:

    Well, maybe it’s old,
    but it’s new to me…
    Yes, there are still people on this earth who haven’t seen the raisin woman.

  16. Heio Popeio says:

    Duuuuude where’s my slow motion ?

  17. Avis says:

    I was RIGHT!!!! Deleting a troll DOES mess with the space time continuum!!!!

    • timemaker says:

      now we have to get chuck norris so he can divide by zero and open a time portal, get back in time, fix the past, get your mother to fall in love with your father, avoid being killed by the zombies, and then……. return to the future!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. ww1flyingace says:

    Mellisa Sander FOX 5 New Atlanta 13 years ago…….

    EPIC FOX FIVE FALL FAIL

  19. Leila – wearing "I ♥ ME" t-shirt - Marius's Otha Sista From Another Mista says:

    ♪ Another one bites the dust!!!

  20. AngryD says:

    If only that had been Dan Rather or Peter Jennings instead of some nameless empty head reporter.

    -AD-

  21. Qwaz says:

    Another flip of the Zero-G switch?
    *Floats over to witnesses*
    What happened here?

  22. Jibble says:

    The Grape Lady Techno Remix is even better. Classic!!!

  23. bashmonet says:

    Seriously, we’re still using this video? Laziest. Rewind. Ever.

  24. Jennifer says:

    She looked like she jumped out of it.

  25. monkey says:

    BEST FAIL EVER

  26. yo moms mothers grandfather says:

    lol she tryed to stomp more grapes but she resulting faling and making an instint fail! lol what an idiot

  27. Cloral says:

    I remember the first time this was posted someone asked where the walrus was. And then someone responded that he/she thought at first the walrus reference was in regards to the bucket, not the sound she was making.

  28. Emily says:

    I am still trying to diagnose what she was going for with the “STOP!” *run in quick happy jumps and look at the camera man*

    • tyberius says:

      I’m guessing it was a stompoff. Supposedly, the one that finishes faster wins (although I don’t know how you *finish* stomping grapes, according to Gerald Durrell, one is supposed to count one’s stomps and stop after reaching a certain number, at least in Greece, but I saw noone counting here). She tried to cheat, and BAM! Instant karma!

  29. Bob says:

    Old as the internetz

  30. Was never here says:

    This is soooooooooo old…

  31. kennyftwxd says:

    Classic.

  32. fuzz says:

    They were supposed to stomp the grapes for 20 seconds and see who had the most juice at the end. It was a contest. But the woman on the right kept going even after the person said “Stop.” So she fell over. That’s Karma.

    P.S. I LOLed at her walrus-sounding wails when she fell over.

    • Ripven says:

      The part where it says “Stop” and, after that, the grunting is from a song.

      “Back and Forth” by Dr. Steel. It’s the very end of the song.

  33. Cliff Fuxtable says:

    I just crushed a grape in my pants.

  34. paisley says:

    i’m surprised that this hasn’t made it on here sooner!

  35. BJORN! says:

    OUUUUUUUE OOOUUOUOOUOEEUEUEUEE STOPSTOPSTOP

  36. SPATLOLDI says:

    It’s in my top 5 fails.

  37. The Letter J says:

    0:18 sounds like a howling dog.

  38. dardub says:

    I didn’t remember this video at first, but soon after I remembered and shut it off right away. I remember the fall being bad and didn’t want to see it again. I don’t see why people find that stuff funny.

  39. DuploMan! says:

    lol! Thatst the funniest noiseiv ever heard!

  40. labaguski says:

    what injury did she actually get from this???

  41. Signor Sindaco says:

    The family Guy spoof of this is Wonderful.

  42. Zach says:

    the way she screams, is the real fail here

  43. Andrew Ong says:

    That is why winemakers no longer allow stomping grapes.

  44. 667 Neighbor of the Beast says:

    Oh yeah, that’s it! Howl for me some more, you dumb beotch!

    Man, I so want a ringtone of those noises!

  45. alma says:

    Internet people…

  46. eeee says:

    No, I think she is.

    LOL?

  47. TreyFails says:

    Fatass is trying to make a joke and says stop so she can “Win”, but ends up “Losing.”(a.k.a. Failing) Classic Dumbass.

  48. MCSpam says:

    plz help me spam this mailadress, is an African malpractice:
    rosemarycampbell15(at)mcom(dot)com

  49. hexapyro says:

    Howling like a wolf, eh ?

  50. Merio says:

    Yum-yum grapes!…

  51. OH ST says:

    Hah that what you get for CHEATING!!!!!! dog woman

  52. np says:

    What a horribly unsafe setup. She can’t be the first or last to fall like that.

    • AJ says:

      That’s what I was thinking. Why don’t they juggle knives as long as they’re at it (up on that platform in slippery plastic buckets)?
      I smell a lawsuit. Or even a lolsuit.

  53. mab says:

    she sounded like a wounded seal XD

  54. missrandom says:

    So this is what Kurt was laughing at in that episode of Glee..

  55. Ally says:

    Like a fine wine.

  56. markjmassage says:

    The co-host’s added “Ye-ouch!” is my personal fav.

  57. Donnyp says:

    Wow……Fox was right once.

  58. DizzyEmili says:

    I don’t know what makes this funnier; the actual fall, the hound dog howls, or the anchorman/woman’s clearly uncaring reaction to the footage.

    A masterpiece.

  59. skeletonjaxon says:

    lol who is talking to?
    o stop stop o o stop
    lol i think she thinks someones kicking her or something

  60. Josh says:

    All liberal ass media deserves this.

  61. pootpoot says:

    “Ough ough ough ow ow ow ow uuuugh ough ouw cn’tbreath.”

    “I think she’s actually hurt.”

    “No, I think she is!” *nods head*

  62. pootpoot says:

    Besides, this seems kinda illogical. I mean, if you were to do a treadmill workout in a plastic bowl full of super slippery fruit pulp, wouldn’t it be wise to do that on some wooden construction that is much higher than the one in the video?

    When the sole point of relocating the process of grape stomping from the ground onto a pedestal obviously is to ensure that any grape stomper that isn’t up to the task falls to his death (eliminating the need of dealing with an incapacitated stomper, thus cutting costs and saving time), wouldn’t it be wise to use a platform significantly higher than a mere three feet?

  63. Samuel says:

    Did Family Guy parody this or is it just me? Yeah I’m pretty sure they did. This must be pretty old then.

  64. bob says:

    i think family guy made fun of this girl in an episode. which i forgot the name :S

  65. Alex says:

    Did she DIE?

    • jOHN says:

      No, she’s OK! but since that fail she’s not breathing…
      Auh…auh…auh… stop… auh…auh..auh
      Even after tha fall she told her to stop! That the spirit of WIN!

  66. Rotcoc says:

    She had them take the shot from the other side of the platform so the crossbeam wouldn’t block the shot. However, that was what they were supposed to HOLD ON TO.

  67. Twexygirl says:

    Hurt Wolf!

  68. TB Tabby says:

    That pulp isn’t just slippery, it’s full of rock-hard pits. Very hard on the feet, on top of that, when people are treading grapes in the larger vats, they can be overcome by the fumes and pass out, leading to the danger of suffocating or being trampled by the other treaders.

    Which is why modern treading is done by machines.

  69. la_Ura says:

    that’s not even funny – she could be very badly injured – she fell more than a metre directly on her face and said she couldn’t breathe – shame on all you who lough about that!

  70. bebrinet says:

    ooh oohh ohhh, ow oww owww, ouch ouch ouch  ;D

  71. Luca says:

    The song “I Can’t Breathe” by Hugg & Pepp samples this!

  72. blueguitarblues92 says:

    i love how concerned the ppl back at the station seem, they cut out the part where the lady says “coming up, the best places to take your pets and are they located near you?”

  73. ObliviouslyAware says:

    I bet she makes the same noises in bed… just sayin’

  74. t6m9 says:

    first to spell it all her screaming right get hundred bucks

  75. Josh says:

    This will never get old. I don’t know what’s funnier, her falling and making dying deer noises, or the way the people back at the studio are trying so hard not to burst out laughing.

  76. Blender says:

    Ough Augh Oh oh oh Owww Ough!!!
    No i think she is actually hurt

  77. Sarcasm Joker says:

    LMFAO xDDD

  78. kat says:

    That sounded like ending to back and forth by Dr Steel.

  79. anon says:

    This video is older than sand, but it’s been a while. She sounds like a walrus.

  80. x says:

    sounds like Lady Gaga :) )

  81. Dude says:

    wat the hell is that noise she makes? its like vietnamese are getting their intestines pulled out through their throats!

  82. captainawesome12 says:

    i think that they think that she is ACTUALLY hurt.
    was it her moaning in pain that gave it away?

  83. Jakes says:

    human noise fail…

  84. Criddler says:

    Did She Died?

  85. Leah says:

    It’s the ecstatic little stomping she does that makes her balance divided by zero.


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