
First Grade Homework Fail
My toys are yellow
My bags are big
My Fishs are red
I have blue balls
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First Grade Homework Fail
My toys are yellow
My bags are big
My Fishs are red
I have blue balls
Picture by: Kristen Bergstein Submitted by: Rod6029 via Fail Uploader
this is not a fail.
That is a win!
neither a win, its just a text of a 7 year old…
the only fail i see that he described not the colour of his bag
And “fishs”.
KEYLOGGER DO NOT SEARCH IT!
Why not!?!
Stupid.
This Is Fake and Also It Is GAY
maybe you can help him out?
A helping hand?
what are friends for?
happy friendings
Come together.
*Beatles out of thread*
just beat it
just beat it
Just beat wat… o.O… (disturbing smacking noises) MOM I’LL BE THERE IN LIKE 5 MINUTES!!
Gives Fake an “F” on his homework.
*draws red crosses all over the balls*
*eats the fishs*
naughty kitty! the old “cat ate my homework” trick eh?
oh i just noticed the “my toys are yellow” line. that’s my work too btw!
damn it kitty!
*nails the catflap shut*
it’s TOY box not SAND box!
aren’t they the same? damn people, making everything so complicated. sorry for your X-box then.
*gets out a red correction pen* -2 points for missing the “e” in “fishes.”
So… You’re Fake, does that mean you’re also gay?
It’s real up untill the “blue balls” part. The homework had My *whatever item he was talking about* and then the color of the item. Then once it reached the “blue balls” part it just randomly said “I have blue balls” instead of “My balls are blue.”
Hm not the best fail ever but ah who am i kidding this sucks i’m sorry.
Blue balls are the best!
You must be a girl..
… or a sadist.
Probably both..
Or a ghey
Hey! I just wanted to say, im not a girl, a saddist or a ghey. I just think blue balls are… OKey!
Obviously the fail is in the word “Fishs”
when I’m feeling blue
all I have to do
is beat myself over the bag with a fish
Or just MAYBE there is a combination we don’t understand…(“Glasses on”) – Horacio Cane, CSI Miami
if the bag is big, the balls, they be blue
I have a blue and a purple one.
I thought you had three.
Five, in fact.
some people get all the luck
do you get a lot of enquiries from three eyed Dutch people?
In the land of the Dutch, the three-eyed is king (or malformed).
but you need a three-balled man to blindfold you (or not)
I have blue ball sometimes too. Is it wrong? O_o
depends where you drain them
Try jeans with buttons instead of zipper.
Mormon
ht tp://jeroenr.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mormon.jpg
PWOAR!!!!
ht tp://www.mormondating.org/?L=users.profile&id=1358
Contradiction in terms springs to mind..
Have you seen the notice (in red) on the homepage? Beautiful fail right there…
ht tp://www.MormonDating.org/
woah! I get God must hate them too
Granny’s going to put a profile on there – new favorite site. I wonder if there’s like a chat room where all the women can meet each other and chat about the same dude who is flirting with them and going to marry them all
Please, PLEASE use a rubber paperweight as an avatar!
hahaha! Will you come and chat to me?
I might
Damn, that would imply their god really exists..
I’m glad ours doesn’t.
*gets over it*
The kid just Blue it.
Go fishs.
Yellow louder.
see me after class
:O
hehehehe
Navi Balls.
that’s very blue indeed, you should see someone. I recommend a testicle drainage technician
AKA your MOM!
“Hey, Dad, help me write a sentence with ‘blue’ for my homework.”
Love this haha
Stolen from funny exam.
Some of those letters are too smooth, no way 1st grader wrote that, fake
69th
lol
Author: Anonymous.
The Na’vi have blue balls.
That kid might be a Na’vi.
Teacher’s comment : I see you~
Fishs?
hahaha, very funny… I’d like to see American 7-y-o kids learning foreign languages. oh, right, they don’t.
Wait another seven years kid, maybe then you’ll understand your statement better.
I had blue balls til I turn 10, when I discovered the cure
This post sounds like some kind of minimalist poem.
this is wrong..and sad
That’s because he’s Na’vi!
If you think about it enough it’s very profound.
This is how my 11 year old friend spells My best frend is ashely we lov each
oter frends for evr!!!