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David Hasselhoffs bus of dreams
I once had a deram, er, I mean dream.
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Filled with burgers and booze.
Hey, every man has his dream.
Many have THAT dream.
I have a dream.
♫ I had a dream when I was young
A dream of sweet illusion ♫
Queen > *
Or nightmare, depending upon perspective.
I like being on the bottom.
I like to knock my top off
I like to knock your top off, too.
It must be a big top, because this place is becoming a circus.
*fixes custard pies*
*applies make up*
*TackleSqueeziesk@*
Are you back home?
Looking up with a poised camera?
Have you seen the photos?
The angle was slightly off so I couldn’t see any faces (although one looked a bit like a wrinkly baby)
*phew*
For a minute, I thought I was going to be in trouble.
*emails photos to DW Shop*
*Tags Jules*
FB2, ruining Anonymity since Two-Thousand-and*mumblemumble*
That’s not Jules.
Yes it is! Look, that’s him there, right? There’s his han-
Oh. Yes. I see.
*untags Jules*
They said this was MySpace. I never guessed other people could see what I put here.
come on and jump in my car
And Fries.
We should have the wedding reception there.
Will it be videotaped?
*jogs down the beach with breasts flapping in the wind*
You’ll put someone’s eye out like that!
exactly!
I have just the right plug for that socket
*runs off to wash ears out with soap* BYEEE! *squeeze!*
I bet that’s no Aubergine!
I expect he’s been vicariously playing the tuber.
Kitt must have had a revamp.
looks like a Hoffspital van
From which one might surreptitiously watch a bay?
Vann. Kitt and Carr’s evil grandfather.
BALLLLLSACKKKKKKKKK
good comment, bro.
BALLLLSSSS
OFF SACKKKKKKKKK
i like this.
Well, you said it, it was a nice comment, and we got two of them. What else could we ask for?
SACKKKK OF BALLLLSSS
yeah, i can dig it.
Proper grammar is apparently a problem for The Hoff
The Hoff doesn’t like grammar and grammar does not like the Hoff.
Grammar is to David Hasselhoff what a roundhouse kick is to Chuck Norris.
The end of quasi-intelligent trading of thinly-veiled puns?
But… Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicks are one and the same… Did you mean “Grammar is to the Hoff what a roundhouse kick is to a china tea set”?
My grammar preferred Tom Jones.
*snork!*
Lots of them did, that’s Not Unusual.
She’s a Lady, after all.
Why, why why?
I will Hoff and I will Puff and … *passes out*
*applies smelling salt*
Next time, don’t forget to breathe before Hoffing
Good advice.
*takes a deep breath*
I will Hoff and I will Puff and …
THUD!!!
Sheesh.. you need to blow before you *THUD!*
And don’t forget to breathe again….
By the way: did someone wake her up?
That van crashed in 1994, all careers inside died on impact.
DOA
Inanimate objects
There’s no resuscitating that.
Although some people keep trying.
Some with more silicone than others.
Ain’t now way!
DOA ~
Ain’t no way!
DOAAAA!!
*cough* sorry.
Got carried away there.
They should make a movie starring ‘David Bus’ & ‘Hasselhoffs of Dreams’.
I’d go see it.
~I would love to see that.~
Sounds more like a band.
They already have the touring van.
And their set list would include:
♪ Jump in to my van, it’s my bus of dreams.
Jump in to my van, I wanna make you scream. ♪
Lol
They will cover William Shatner’s album “Has Been”.
I forsee a trailer to this movie (and van), but it’s kinda big and ain’t purty.
What kind of dreams go on in there?
The dead and dying kind.
The nightmare and wet kind.
Must be full of booze, cheeseburgers and rabid 45 year old German fangirls…
45 year old German virgin fan girls no less.
Alcohol-free?
Well, they are before the tour
They don’t actually have to drink the alcohol. All they need is to be in the same proximity as David to get legally drunk.
Happens to me every time I land in LA. I get drunk on arrival.
It’s the economical way to go anyway.
How can this not be a win?
Because they forgot the apostrophe!
We dont use apostrophes in the US. Weve a strong dislike towards them.
And the letter “U” in words ending in -our.
Whatever happened to that U, Leila?
I sold it for profit!!!! MUAHAHAH!!!!!!
Good girl. *profitsqueeze*
*returnsProfitSqueeze*
*doesn’t share profits*
*runs away w profits*
Moo
*fires up grill*
*Gets barbaque sauce*
Leila! What are you doing? You’re a vegetarian!
*eyes Leila warily*
Good! More for us non-vegetarians.
Pass the black sauce?
Hmmm… Thought it would be a Toyota
Hm, I do not get the joke with this “David Bus hasselhofs of dreams”
People can still be vegetarians and like barbecue sauce because most barbecue sauces I’ve seen don’t have animal ingredients.
Sorry its not a win.
Something has to be actually cool to be a win.
Kitt really needs to go out more. Last time I’ve seen him, he wasn’t fat and definitely not as pale as he’s now!
This must be Germany.
It’s from Wisconsin of all places. Racine, WI. I’ve seen it at our local grocery store. It’s a big creepy white van.
It was in Madison, WI for a while too! It was parked out front of my apartment for a couple of days.
I’ve seen it in Kenosha, WI too. at the tinseltown movie theater. I thought it was rather hilarious and found it funnier that it is now on failblog.
The driver is German (or Russian). Nobody but the Germans can stand him, they can keep him (and his ‘fro).
The owner of this van goes to a UW school in southeastern wisconsin. It gives me shivers every time I walk past it.
HOW IS THIS NOT A WIN???
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAH! This is my boyfriend’s best friend’s van! I just found a pic of it on the internet the other day, this is so great lmao.
I love this van and have made love in this van. It will be missed!
it’s a WIN!
This is a FTW the picture submiter just has poor taste
FAIL Bus! Why win van.