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FIIIRSSTTT FINALLY
Wtf is wrong with you people!?
well we’re awsum. see we are FIRST, no one is before us! we are proud
Why is this a ‘we’? Is it you and the leprechaun that lives under your bed?
*best leprechaun voice*
aye, that it be laddie
that it be
“Yes it is, not that it be. You don’t have to talk in that stupid voice to me. I’m not a tourist.”
you’re like a broken pencil Baldrick, pointless
believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil
I think that’s the best threat I’ve ever seen. I won’t steal it though because I lack the presense to pull it off, but I admire your work.
PRESENCE. Or presents. Whatever.
I’m afraid I can’t claim it, also a quote from Blackadder
Seriously??? I thought I knew all those quotes… *runs off to Netflix, loads up queue*
I just did the Blackadder quiz on BBC’s website, 90%!
Why the f*ck can’t I remember useful stuff 
I have the same problem Granny. When it comes to recalling anything useful I’m thick. I’m as thick as the big print version of the Complete Works of Charles Dickens.
well don’t worry, people will remember me as Mr Granny thickie cat thickie flap thickie
Snort!
Thick as a Whale Omlette?
I have to do some work now so, off to Wikipedia with you. If you come back with useful information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room.
lol! a plan so cunning you could pin a tail on it and call it a weasel
Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!
And this one especially for GCF:
My head… oh, my head… feels like the time I was initiated into the Silly Buggers Society at Cambridge. I misheard the rules and tried to push a whole aubergine up my earhole.
HAHAHAHA!
what on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels as if there’s a Frenchman living in it
This place stinks like a pair of armoured trousers after the Hundred Years War.
Oh, thank God! Another fan of Blackadder!
“I’ve got a cunning plan…”
Loved that episode…
Can’t let you do that Star Fox
DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
Haha. You don’t have to be a jackass about it dude. If you don’t like it who cares. No one gives a **** if you aren’t a tourist, he wasn’t talking like that for you, so stop thinking that you are the center of attention because you aren’t.
You sir, appear to spend your life on failblog.
now for my actual comment; whether this is a fail depends on what she did to provoke the cat. unless she did something dumb to piss off the cat, how is it a fail?
She held it and looked at it.
Kitteh say, “No means no.”
hey laddie theres something in your eye…. OH MY GOD!!! ITS A CAT!!!
did you loiter on failblog hitting your F5 button (or cmd+r for mac) at 10Hz?
yes, it has become my life now
FIRST!
Soooooo close
The important thing is that you tried.
The funny thing is that you failed.
My first ever first!
BOLLOCKS. STUPID DOWNLOADS.
Haha, well let me reiterate! My first ever almost first!
Your face isn’t close! My post was 3rd! Sill claim the bronze *does internet dance*
*Does the internet stab*
*Tho in favor of the stabbing does the internet 911 call*
Drag Smeep over to Oak street
*does the Oak Street dance*
āŖ Close your eyes and I’ll kiss you… āŖ
āŖ…or rip your eyes, that’s the game we play…āŖ
Nipple twist fail…eye twist?
purple pupil!
Clawed Cornia?
rect….um retinal exam!
Evil Eye
Is that Susan Boyle?
Is that Mr. Who-gives-a-s***?
Just to warn you JOHN, there is another JON.
People might get comfused.
Clearly that is Rosie O’Donnell.
The cat got roped into sitting through a show.
CLEARLY Rosie O’Donnell…playing with her cat! And it doesn’t look like her cat liked it.
LAST!!!!
Fail cat! Or fail fat!
Combo fail @ the trolls above. How to settle this dispute:
First, the two of you must plan to meet up and meet eachother in real life to make formal introductions.
At that specidifc day, you must wear a shirt of the same color of your respective avatars so bystanders can identify you from one another.
At the location of your arrival there will be a bucket. In this bucket will be a numerous amount of tools, amongst which a fish, a camera, a plushy bear and a can of mayonaise.
Next, you must choose an item from the things in the bucket. This will be your trophy. Each of your trophies will be loaded into a cannon and then fired in opposite directions.
To determine who’s trophy is shot first, the two of you must play a game of rock, paper, scissors, best 2 out of 3.
15 minutes after the cannon has been fired, you start racing out to find eachother’s trophy. The first to return it wins and will become the top-troll of failblog. The other will have to admit he is not first, but he’ll die in hell anyway for being a troll.
you said “first”
So did you. Go to hell together?
Jeez i’m a slow typer. That was for the two FIRST trolls.
What about me? I was the 3rd first troll
I didn’t notice then cause i was still typing T.T
3rd trolls are really beneath notice.
Yeah, but literally so – I’m beneath the notice and anyone that tries to walk past the notice gets no apples this Christmas.
Narf!
Barf!
never make eye contact!
Never make cats wear eye contacts?
Never contact a cat with an eye full.
Never use a cat as a roll-on deodorant is the way I’ve heard it.
I heard you shouldn’t use cats as a towel.
shameow?
this pic makes you want to own a cat now doesnt it?
Surely this should be a LOLcat caption … >:)
ok LOLcat comment:
peekaboo – your doin it wrong
Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!
Oh furry tribble/hamster…..yum.
please tell me this isn’t shelly ha ha
omg baldurs gate… teh memories.
*retinal cat scan not verified*
We’ll have to send them down to the lab for verification I’m afraid, can’t be too careful now days!
Why not send him down to the Irish setter… it’s always to the lab.
the lab is a guide dog
I think this is indeed Susan Boyle and she started to sing. The cat probably reacted on that?
“TAKE YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY ASSSSSS!!!!”
no tounchie!
She’s being too rough with the puss
or maybe wrong hole!
Where are my comments going? I have replied three times?
Granny!!:twisted:
Grrrr. I forgot the space.
Granny!!
sorry about that! had the same problem with the cat scan comment
*has never actually wished that*
No further proof is required that cats are servants of Satan.
Not as bad as Pat Robertson, mind you, but still …
More proof of not all people being cat people..
I love cats. They’re honest about how they feel about you, which sometimes happens to mean that they will claw your eyes out.
Yup, no passive/aggressive BS, when they’re pissed at you , they let you know.
Maybe a warning once in a while would be nice.
*stelps bleeding*
Pussive/aggressive is the technical term.
This is why I am a dog person. Sure cats will let you know how they feel, but so do dogs. The difference is dogs always love you and cats are evil, manipulative creatures. Kind of like some women I’ve known.
Thats what happens when you take ceiling cat down.
any arielle’s out there
She looks like susan boyle
Apparently, instead of being happy for Susan, Pebbles is jealous of her success.
Hiiiii YAH! Mr Meowgi
*Watches for movement*
…
*Claws*
*Catches fly with whiskers*
*takes fly*
*Eats*
Mmm Mmm, Good!
Was it a spanish one?
ROSIE O’DONNEL Finally Gets What She Deserves !
Is that maybo Rosie O’donnell? if so I can under stand the cat’s reaction. I would be tempted to do the same.
Rawr?
Hey K@! I found you!
I was told by Jon that if I want a t-shirt I have to come to you.
May I please have one.
*Puppy dog eyes*
*Replaces . with ?*
You may indeed, that will be 900 internets, or a happy squid.
Hmm…
*Gives really big happy squid*
Keep the change
It should always be maybo instead of maybe. Just sounds better (trying to justify typo). Do you understand? Just not on my game today.
*type
Why does nobody reply me?
Nevermind :blush:
Damn. How do you make the blushed face?
oops
Thanks
Oh, the intricacies of this blog…If only I knew them.
Epic, do you talk to yourself IRL?
You should never ‘love’ animals that way…
I know, especially when it’s a cat, but if you drape the front paws over a fence or something you miss out on all that kissing
Tip to avoid facial scarring: do not mention the vet or ‘bath time’ when you’re holding your cat.
Or even THINK about those things, because they will know…
I’ve had to bath my cat twice before! fun times! hahaha
Psychic cat is in your head, finding your filth (and deleting the vet appointments)
Or just get them declawed…
Maybe the lady was talking about that to the cat?
But they never do the back claws and those can be just as deadly.
my eyes! the goggles do nothing!
How do I look in this?
The shirt really makes your eyes come out well.
Eddie puss you’re doing it wrong!
Freudian slip? he was aiming for the?
*Draws the curtains*
Blind from this hour on! Blind in the darkness-blind!
*applies liberal amounts of peanut butter*
oh wait…that was for the cat
beef curtains?
Belongs to icanhazcheeseburger! ):
Who thought taking a pĆ¹ssy to the face would be so painful?
Always check for piercings first
among other things… piercings may not be the worst you could find. it may really have claws.
or teeth….or it could be attached to a real psycho
*shudders*
seriously, you boys should be careful.
new term: Crocodile eyes
meaning: what a woman sees when you are going down on her
*flees*
Have something to share with us?
not i
Looks like Susan Boyle
I’m gonna rip out your eyes and skullf*ck you beetch!
im going to use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while i fornicate with your skull!!
Susan Boyle’s cat expresses her disapproval of her makeover.
TAKE THAT, SU BO!
Grandma- “its time to put kitteh down… she’s getting old.” Kitteh- “so are you b*tch! you’re going down with me!”
Obviously, she didn’t see it coming.
Ceiling cat sees evil in her eyes, uses the holy claws to remove the evil.
That looks like Rosie Odonnel (or however she spells her name)
Go for the eyes!
At least it was not a monkey
Hrm… ok, well first of all, this is MY photo of MY cat that I took for a neighbor who definitely deserved what she got. She had no idea how to handle cats or how to read their body language. You can tell by the white knuckles that she had grabbed my poor Gabby up and held her so tight she couldn’t get loose. So yes, she got what was coming to her, and I got a nicely timed photo. I did post this to icanhazcheeseburger.com but have no idea who posted it on here. Once I find out who it was they may be the next person in this set up at my next photo shoot. >:(
Carrie, great photo! I’m sure that the photos for cheezburger are accessed by all the cheezburger network visitors, which includes failblog (which I love, by the way) I can understand why failblog picked it up too, but it’s not exactly to the icanhascheezburger taste. Don’t dispare, it may appear there as well!!
Susan Boyle got pwned!!!
How is this not a win?! … Cat beats slightly overweight older woman… WIN!
Is that Rosie O Donnell???
oh my god, are you dense? can you not read?
It really looks like Britain’s got talent winner Susan Boyle
She didn’t win, she came second.
man that cat is insane! I wonder what did that woman did to deserve this… ?!?
I can has your eyez??!!! YAAARR!!!!!
Ahhhh…..well if it was me there, well the next picture would be a pining for the fjords cat
just so everyone knows, my cat is actually a sweetheart and has never been mean to another person ever… and the lady wasn’t seriously hurt either… although for a second I thought I was about to be sued… lol she was a good sport tho and laughed it off… a mere flesh wound
Yeah this cat looks like a real sweetheart :p
yeah eye would say so
Don’t you all just luuuurve cats? I know I do!
For real.
nice scary cat, working on a horror mask with scratched out eyes !
Tell me Mr Anderson, how will you dial a phone, if you don’t have any eyes!
Kitties are Fail, and this is a good reason to destroy Them all!
Sealap do us all a favor and don’t reproduce
OUCH.
she may love the animal, but it doesn’t love her so much
i couldve sworn that was susan boyle and pebbles. they look just like that
but its a cat WIN!
It is so susan boyle.
CEILING CAT HEALS THE BLIND~!
he that not a fail thats a cat win!
lol PAWND bu ultra kitteh
Next up on “The View” Rosie O’Donnell returns in a cat fight
BE-YUH HEALED-DAH! IN JESUS-SAH NAY-YUM!
Or cat lady decides to save money on eye surgery…
kitteh want to nom teh eye
cat yodeling fail.
LONGCAT FTW!
lol! is that frikin rosie o donell!…haha hilarious
Ouch that looks painful!
Looks like my cat. XDDD
I don’t think I’m the only one to notice that it’s possibly Susan Boyle…ah well…
take this you fat cow!
Gimme cheesburgar dammit!
SuBo got pwned !
epic fail ‘-’
Dont look!! I am your cat give me eat!