Sex Offender Name Fail
Sex Offender Name Fail
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first?
no, Mister Love has been there already.
sloppy seconds!
lol?http://sobreltintero.wordpress.com/
Hey admin someone used my avatar on the school fail should I be concerned. But said John?.
very nice blog there
God damn dirty coons, thinking they can get away with everything and mooch off our tax dollars.
did Mr Love pay you a visit?
No, Mister Love ignored Jon and that’s why he’s so bitter. He can’t even get the attention of a sex offender.
poor Jon, can’t get d1ck so he has to be a real as5hole, maybe he can buy himself a rubber fist and write off the tax
It’s sad, really. Maybe we should take up a collection to get him the tools that he needs.
*donates 1 internet*
I’ve got a pick axe.. that would fit nicely up Jon’s arse.
Sometimes I really wish trolls would get different names.
I know, the last school fail someone used my avatar but said they name was john.
Or borrow his mom’s..
or his dad’s.
Maybe dad’s real thing!
or maybe not… hehe =]
coons? :s
don’t ask and he hopefully will not tell.
When raccoons try to get on the porch, Momma just chases them off with a broom…
be sure to kill them first or… ouchie!
Meegwetch my friend, very funny.
Now I KNOW most of you folk out there have seen Forrest Gump!!
Failblog’s like a box of chocolates…
…AWESOME, but addictive!
STFUp. No one cares about your stupid backwards thinking.
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pretty awesome, man
To bad he did not do something with his life and become a doctor. Then he could have been Dr. Love
Ooh it looks bad ma’am! I think I may have to numb it
*num num num num num*
I call ‘Mock the Week’ on that one
Bahaha! *nom nom nom*
*tips hat to Jules*
Drat. I was going to say, “At least they revoked his license to practice medicine!”
But someone got to the joke first.
Um, Granny, can I get a referral to *that* physician?
Anyone watched Superbad with McLovin?
Yeah, a real testament to what a little make-up can accomplish.
Did he died?
Aren’t you only supposed to say that that with videos? I think you need to go back to troll school.
If that was all you had to say, wouldn’t you say it all the time? I would…
i would too… i would too… i would too…
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Did he deathed?
Grammar Fail?
His father will be disappointed. Now his son will never follow in his footsteps and become a doctor.
His father was in KISS?
His mother is even more disappointed.
putting the sensual back into nonconsentual
putting the feelya! in pedifeelya.
Sosad….
being charged with FAILING to report
double fail
Anyone here heard of a phenomenon called Nominative Determinism? Apparently, people are more likely to take up professions (and *ahem* felonies, it would seem) that reflect their names. Like if you’re called Mr Buns, you’re more likely to become a baker. Or maybe start mooning people or something.
Thats pretty cool, my last name is Krueger. Guess I have to go get some claws and haunt people in their sleep.
Is there money in that?
I dunno about money, but I guess immortality is a bonus of the profession.
And don’t forget the ability to haunt starlets’ dreams!
Only if they are the wet kind!
Krueger? I’m thinking microbrewery.
He’s charged with failing
Now that’s something to report!
When I saw the pic, I immediatly thought about Mc Lovin’ from Superbad
*copies reply, pastes reply, cancels reply*
oh, you’re right, I just noticed, sorry, I thought only a french person could be clever enough to notice this, my bad..
Mais non.. aux Pays-Bas il y a des gens intelligents ici..
*switches RSC’s ici with an aussi from stock*
Je m’incline
didn’t understand carib,…
Give it time, it will come to you.
Me neither..
an aussi from stock ici with RSC ?
You that there’s intelligent people “as well” instead of “here.” Wouldn’t both technically work?
Why did I type “you?”
*Bukkits*
* slides bukkit away *
okay I got it, you are right, he should have written “aussi” instead of “ici” but it’s not that big deal, I still understand !
Or even better, the both, “il y a des gens intelligents ici aussi.”
an aussi is ici? needs tinactin?
That was the intention, but hey, I’m always open to suggestions.
Granny, NO!
granny, granny, granny, paddle the boy, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, paddle the boy, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, paddle the boy, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, paddle the boy, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, paddle the boy, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, granny, paddle the boy, granny, granny, granny, granny!!!!
that’s a catchy tune!
*makes thrusting movements to the beat of the paddle*
*Deep baratone voice*
Mister Love… he’s commin to get cha
Mister Love… if you’ve got a vagina
Mister Love… he’s not a docta
Mister Love…
*normal voice*
damnit he’s in prision again… ruind my song, douche.
I didn’t know failing to report was a sex offence!
Only if it concerns a rubber paperweight.
Do you mean to tell me that, all this time, you haven’t been reporting in every time you have sex?
That’s not usually a thing guys have trouble with…
*reports*
Put me down for 12.
Thousand.
No, I’m a gentleman.
I’m a genitalman.
We know!
hey jam! jam with me!
Heeeee!!!!
Yay! *squeeze*
I thought my humour had gone awry.
coon..
You stutter.. which is ok, you’re just a person too right?
nope, it’s not a person.
It’s an anti-person.
It’s KKKKK-Ken.
He’s CCCCC-oming to KKKKK-ill Failblog.
Let’s find a rac and stick it where only mister love goes.
Awesome name!
*bows in awe*
Say hello to my leetle friend!
*inserts E.T. finger with new Massaging Action™*
Redspacecat is now in low Earth orbit.
*shades eyes and looks up*
WOW! It’s been a while, but you haven’t lost your touch Judy.
Thanks, Scott. It’s just that there are so few opportunities anymore. Folks keep warning the newbies about me.
And I know who they are…
*evil laugh*
hehehehehehhhh… you are so lovable when you are naughty.
*Waves hand*
These are not the noobies you are looking for.
Hey, is that money on the floor?
♫ Are you gonna save me?
You gonna make me happy?
Can you save me?♫
NAME WIN, excuse me.
i totally agree
His sex crime was statutory rape (I looked him up), so he could say “my only crime was love!”, and it might almost be true.
So I have to agree, name win!
Wow … the word r@pe is moderated? Anyway, like I was saying, who would r@ape a statue?
No, that would be statuary rape, which is slightly different, and usually not as fun for either party.
But only usually. The Roman polymath Pliny the Elder tells says (Natural History 36.4 / 21) that the original of Praxiteles’ nude statue of Aphrodite (clickie) was so alluring that a man snuck into the sanctuary at night and, um, left his mark on it.
*expels “tells”*
*bukkits*
A warning to be very careful what you name your children…it could come back to haunt you.
HANG OOOOOOOON. TO DOCTOR LOVE.
If any of you get that kind of relevant reference, you win 9 billion internets.
KISS me.
Or at least, hand over those internets.
I think I would feel mighty powerful behind a monitor too.
well do you?
No, not really. But then I don’t find the need to threaten people on the internet.
Is there some reason you feel the need to bait him? You’re not helping anyone to change their perspective of you by doing so.
I actually don’t think it’s really him. Check the punctuation.
Is it “Brewski”?
Dunno. Don’t really care either. I’m off to the new fail!
You could be right.
*ponders*
Not while it’s covered in coffee/water/[insertbevargehere]
Mine is clean today.
So far…
You need my love baby, oh so bad
You’re not the only one I’ve ever had
And if I say I wanna set you free
Don’t you know you’ll be in misery
They call me Mr. Love
Nesting fail.
This is funny because I had a science techer named Mr. Love and he was gay.
In what small town dose parole violation make the nightly news?
LOL
mister love..that’s not a good name for a sex offender
I am on the sex offender registry for having a consensual relationship with my now wife, in 1998.We now have two beautiful children.There is an answer to the question “,why cant the police watch these guys and prevent future horrors.”?
The answer is not what people want to hear as this subject is driven by hysteria and knee jerk legislation to appease a roman colliseum, mob type mentality. The answer surely cannot come out of the mouth of registered offenders as well!!!!
There are thousands and thousands of consensual,statutory cases on the sex offender registry in each state,Plus juvenille cases(16 year olds with 15 year olds) ,public nudity,exposure,prostitution,indecent behavior,public peeing etc.
There simply are not enough police to monitor all these cases. Because the states wont interject rick assessment hearings, all sex offender registrants are lumped together and there simply isnt enough police power to monitor all registrants,nor should they.!!!!!!!!
I have been on television numerous times on this subject. I know what i did is socially taboo and illegal, yet i am not a threat to children or women.To put me next to a child rapist on this list, is like putting a casual marijuanna smoker ,caught with a bag, in the same arena s a meth lab gangster!!!!!!!.
ive been on this list for 11 plus years,ive had 100 probation appointments,40 plus home checks,police monitoring our home,pulled over (with my wife,both of us in cuffs)12 times etc.Stickers on our home on Halloween,lost 6 jobs,acts of vigilantism etc. All this police time for one consensual case.!!!!
( We were even married by the same judge who gave me the original misdimeanor,who did not consider me a threat!!! )
If the public is wondering why law enforcement cant even stop violent registered offenders from re-offending,the answer is that these predators are like a pin hiding in a haystack.The haystack is thousands of non violent cases like mine, that would be removed immediately if risk assessment was employed.
No media figure has the courage to tell it straight: time to weed out the predators from the registrants who simply broke the law. Then the police can triple their time up on monitoring violent offenders.
But this wont happen,because the media likes to cry wolf,get the public excited (for sensationalism)and then the lawmakers legislate an already blotted system while the real predators know this and use it in their hunting techniques as camoflague.
my name is Mark Perk, l Google in” Lets seperate the Misguided from the monsters” Eric Zorn ,Chicago tribune. This is our story.
our daughter is 4 years old,ironically I am as scared as anyone of true sexual predators. your story was heart breaking ,frightening yet tragically will happen time and time again. No one has the courage to seperate the wheat from the chaff. Mark and Krissy Perk