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First.
LAST!
Your in trouble cause there signs aren’t wright.
You have no idea how painfull that was to type……
*Painful
*adds of between all and that*
I’m no better.
Nobody is perfect
Not at punctuation…
*Grabs one third of AE’s ellipsis and throws it up.*
*Saves another third for later.*
Save me the chunks!
Oh sis!
Blaaaaaargh!
*Hands LGB a chunk*
*Doesn’t say what kind of chunk*
Thanks!
*hopes it wasn’t from a trunk*
No, got it off that hunk.
Of dead skunk?
I thought I smelled some skunk funk.
some o’youse is on crunk. …
That’s just bunk.
on your trunk there is some junk.
omg, the bad graphic designer host, that error would have come out of my paycheck
http://sobreltintero.wordpress.com/
^ c-c-c-c-c combobreaker!!
Yeah, spelled wrong on purpose!
In a comment with like 4 obvious typos, someone says the fifth was an accident. Duh … Spelling Nazi fail!!!
I pretty sure this was done on purpose to show that education is more important than people think.
You do realize that he is just ‘adding insult to the injury’, right?
That mustuv bean hard two type like that. I wondr if I coud try doin this.
That is hard!
*right
And “you’re”, “their”, “painful”…though I believe the last one wasn’t intentional
You forgot “because”
They were all intentional
wonder*
know, there SINES arent wright!
But their cosines are perfect.
how did we get off onto this tangent?
win
They’re sines where com pleat lee write. Sum off your tote a lee of awn diss.
right not wright
spelling nazi fail.. if you play mr. grammar nazi, you should notice all the spelling fails.
Way to misspell ‘painful’ and totally destroy your entire argument, Clabberhead.
*you’re
**your
Whore children.
… go to who’re schools for training?
Or church..
Huh? That doesn’t make sense.
Unfortunately, it does.
just another notch on the potato baby!
uh huh!
uh huh!
There are notches now?!? Would that be anything like — ribs?
Ribbed potatoes? That opens up a whole new set of meanings for crinkle-cut French fries.
*Ruffles*
*ridges*
In Afrikaans, a high school is a hoërskool. Remove that di(a)eresis, and it becomes just what Jam suggests.
ek hou van hoërskole!
Dat geloof ik graag!
maar ek is n bietjie te oud nou, en ek’s nie a pervert nie ek sweer
~That we also believe~
~Dat geloof ik graag!~
Jinx!
so…..what are you both wearing?
It’s not made of rubber.
Speak for yourself RSC…
Does latex count?
Everything counts in large amounts.
as does wearing nothing
*is wearing something that looks like nothing*
Nothin’ doing sis.
You’re not going to blog dressed like that!
*Puts burlap sack dress on sister*
*puts on burlap sack dress*
*gets on tiptoes*
*turns in front of mirror*
Does this make my butt look big?
Now now sis. It’s for your own good (and my sanity).
What butt? Burlap sacks hide every feature.
That’s the whole point.
Wow dat kan ik gewoon nog lezen als oerhollander :p
‘Maar ik ben een beetje te oud nu, en ik ben geen pedo (:p) ik zweer het’
‘But I’m a bit too old now, and I’m not a pervert I swear’
good job..
pedo = pervert
THIR..i mean THIRd
You meant “turd.”
just a word,
it’s so blurred.
♪ A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird’s the word ♫
*facepalm*
Hard.
Would that be a *facefist*?
social workers are idiots.
so are the folks who confuse “socialistworker” with “social worker.”
who’s first?
Not you thats for sure
what’s on second!
I don’t know. Third base!
That’s not what I’m asking. What’s the name of the guy on first?
What?
Oh, no. “What” is the name of the guy on second.
Whoa 5th, That’s cool and stuff.
I’m very school! In fact, I’m the schoolest.
haha, that photo is from the university of illinois, urbana champaign. represent!
It’s actually from the University of Washington – Seattle campus.
Yep. It’s in the Quad within the last two weeks during a State budget-cut protest. The cherry blossoms are blooming and I can see the steps to the Music and Art buildings. It’s quite sad to see that our UW students cannot spell! Doh!
clearly a set up…
sadly, no. i wish i didn’t go to the school that did this, but i do. all the protesters were rather embarrassed, once they noticed, that it.
is even, it must be some sort of disease going around campus. typing and grammar fails all over the place.
I feel sorry for the one who corrected the mistake; it’s still wrong
it saddens me. It should be whose; no apostrophe, the apostrophe shortens it from “who is” to who’s, “who’se” doesn’t even exist!
seriously? they added the “E” to try to change it from “who’s” to “whose”, not added the apostrophe.
Failblog is educating the public, thanks for this service!
just goes to show you, The socialists are stupid and are trying to make your kids stupid too. It would be ‘our schools’ if they weren’t mad about less of other people’s money propping up the school administrators and the departments that ensure no job prospects like the, well, the ones the Socialist Workers like!
Well, your grammar isn’t exactly perfect. So stop your lies. Thanks.
YES! SO TRUE! The socialists already have all of Europe under control they won’t stop until they dominate THE WHOLE WORLD! Run! Run for your lifes! If they get they’ll… OH GOD NOOOOOO arrgh
I’ll help you get started. On your Marx, …
waits for it
*keeps waiting in line*
*shoots*
wait…is this the three legger or the sack race?
I don’t know, but I’m now the one-legger.
Watch where you shoot next time!
I don’t think that’s what granny meant by “shoot.”
I know
Oh, for —
- crying out loud?
- the love of Pete!
- heaven’s sake!
Thought this was skeet shooting…..
*quickly hides 12 gauge shotgun in pants*
It’s a trap!
Pull!
*Discharges gun*
*flies through the air trying to catch a glimpse of Marius’ “gun”*
*Chuckles*
*Puts gun on shoulder*
*Moves out*
*Quietly follows Marius*
*Steals his gun*
*Runs towards grannycatflap*
*trips Gold*
*giggles*
*skips away*
*Strikes Gold*
Eureka!
Stalin for time…
You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?
So now that I’ve gotten my snarky comment out, let me reply with more substance, not that this guy will come back to read it. Socialism supports public education that is available to all, so your argument really is based on nothing but vague rumblings that you’ve heard on talk radio (ironically, those people are the ones who benefit from an ignorant population).
communist!
I like you, Madness. I really, really like you.
talk radio is about to get a boost… rush has threatened to move to costa rica. but only somalia wants him.
No, but you obviously are, all thanks to government schools.
never got past 3rd grade, did you?
whom
14th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww…. Maybe next time you won’t be picked last for a game of dodgeball.
Yeah, my school gave shirts out at a hockey game saying “Who’s House Is This!?” It soon became a lesson in clever punctuation and Hugh Laurie Photographs.
Are education seams too bee getting worst.
to liver or not to liver, that is the wurst.
socialworker.org sponsors paperweights?
That’s socialistworker.org … and I’m glad to see some left wing spelling and grammar fails.
I’d run if I were you..
*facerubberfist*
My nightmares are made of black rubber.
as are my under
marewearI once read about a pastor who had a rubber fetish. He learned that it’s best not to wear rubber underwear while playing the organ (no pun intended), because of the squeaky sound it makes an the wooden bench…
hahahaha! did it give away his secret super hero persona? vicarman and his amazing potato canon!
seriously though, rubber underwear must be really uncomfortable!
And sweaty! Blaaarg!
But if you had bad food yesterday, no one will notice today.
But they can see your butt expanding.
don’t let my rubber pants pressure you into anything
Don’t blow this out of proportions.
anything to inflate my ego
Well, who am I to pop that bubble.
Gee Granny, you look swell today.
and they told me i’d made a rash choice of attire for the day
It never hurts to bolster up where the rubber meets the road.
How much for the paperweights?.
your self respect?
Sold!
oh…and bowel control
if you carve the paperweight carefully, you can take care of both problems with one good push.
Hey someone is using my avatar? I didn’t say sold.
socialist workers’ schools pay for by real life workers’ money
what paid for you?
To add to the funniness of this,
I happen to recognize the local for this photo…
It is none other than the illustrious Ivy League school of…
Brown University!!!
Makes it even funny when you favtor in that Mommy & Daddy are forking out 50 – 60,000 dollars a year for their kids to ‘rebel against the evils of society’… /roll eyes with extended raspberry
Actually, it’s the University of Washington.
It’s the middle school in Santa Cruz de la Sierra, Bolivia. My brother teaches there!
Actually (acutally?) it’s the hoërskool Jan de Witt in Johannesburg. My sister goes to night school there
Sorry, but you’re wrong. They’re easy to confuse, but this is actually the Technical University of Ulan Bator, Mongolia. I used to live a mile away.
No “accutally.” Bad, carib, bad.
*tinyboopondanosey*
Sowwy!
I lurked through that little episode on FB, but now every time I see ‘actually’ the other word that should not be named pops into my head. It’s become an eyeworm.
Oh, hell. It has for me, too.
I just could not believe that with no less than THREE people telling him how it’s supposed to be spelled, he STILL couldn’t get it right.
Here’s the same architecture:
http://lre-pr.s3.amazonaws.com/Other/Cherry_Blossoms_UW.jpg
Yeah, it’s the UW.
The rest of the pics:
http://twitpic.com/photos/nickjacob_116
or else it gets the ho’se again
The correction is wrong. The sign was correct in the first place, but abbreviated badly.
What it should have read is:
“Who is schools? Oh, you are schools!”
.
They are talking to the entity that embodies the corruption that is the current schooling system in your country.
.
.
.
;p
.
Probably more like:
The schools belonging to whom?
Why, the schools belonging to us, of course.
How many schools do these people own anyway?
All your schools are belong to us.
Fulfill their demmands! They’re in desperate need of their school!
“Your” just a bunch of elitists who have nothing better to do with “you’re” time.
I would have, but I’m to snobbish to really do.
Plus, my champagne foot bath would get warm.
*Leaves the brut for AE*
Protesting with a misspelled sign is one of the fastest ways to get on FailBlog.
Senor citizens untie!
The Enterprise is traveling at warp four point five from Jupiter to Mars, but you aren’t really giving her all she’s got.
At that same moment someone is protesting with a sign that says “Scolist Amerika is ruining our educations!”
Which happens first:
a) The Enterprise arrives at Mars.
b) A picture of the sign appears on Failblog’s vote page.
The answer depends on whether or not the person holding the sign is attractive to the average 14 year old boy or not.
Sad but true, Mr. Scott.
all your schools who are belong to us?
Photoshoped ..omg so boring….failuploader and more failcomments
Glad to see you fit right in!
please stay and teach me
Ah, a conspiracist. Do you believe that anything at all is real? You hardly need to phptoshop things like this when the world is so choc full of mindsplittingly stupid people.
Who’s schools? We are!
Another sign of the times.
Yep: the world is being overrun by morans.
*facepalm*
Unfortunately, I’ve seen placards, posters, signs, etc. at work (work is in a research lab in the midst of a major University) with the same atrocious mistakes of punctuation, grammar, and spelling. The irony is bittersweet.
People!!! Read more books!!!! *head assplodes*
Oh dear.
*Plugs in the hot glue gun*
(I don’t know how to do the small writing thing yet, but I was just playing along. No offense taken!)
Use (PRE) before and (/PRE) after.
Replace ( with
Remember to use a space before and after your text.
*Sigh*
Use greater than, less than symbols instead of ().
Oh yay! It worked! Thanks, Marius!
No problem.
Now hold still so I can finish putting you back together.
Shouldn’t I be introduced to Still before holding him/her?
Just be careful: Still is hot.
Does Still wear a labcoat, black horn-rimmed glasses, and a pocket protector? *drool*
Well . . .
Still drips when working.
Still also tends to explode when overheated.
Hm…I shall have to be careful not to rub Still the wrong way.
Labour unionist must return to school instead of abusively making money HAHA!!!
…just like drug dealers may do o_0
Grammatical errors: elebenty.
One more and they get the toaster oven, I hear.
All the fools supporting the socialists workers here, I hope you do realize that they are the COMMUNIST WORKERS PARTY, after a name change. Look it up.
What a bunch of morons….
And so?
The best is a the middle between capitalism and socialism/communism, where non-egualities of communism are less present and capitalists profiters are restricted in abuse of others so difference between rich and poor is smaller.
By the way, socialism and communism is different in the philosophy and actions. Be accurate please
Woohoo
shouldn’t it be “whose”? without the ‘ ?
Yes. That’s why it’s a fail. You do know this is Fail Blog, right?
Who are you talking to LGB?
nobody who wants to be somebody without being everybody looking for a hot toddy.
You, you sweet little mushy guy, you!
Woo-hoo!
*tackles elgeebee*
S’new, my little mushy-poo?
Nuffin’ much. Works a little slow today after being real busy yesterday. I missed all the action on FB, and I hate missing all the action.
How close are you to getting that Facebook account? Vee haf sinks vee need to dizzcuss…
Oh man, totally forgot about zat!
I’ll do it up this week.
Okie-dokie, artichokie.
And by this week, I meant right now.
Tada!
What name are you under, mushasaurus?
Well, they wouldn’t accept “Mighty Mush” as a name, but “Mushy Mush” was a-okay. Go figure.
You may want to check and see how many friend requests you’ve gotten. And expect to have around 20 or so by the end of the day!
I suggested some of the other failpeeps on my friends list.
You can find pretty much everyone on Avis’ profile, I think.
Haha. I guess I better get to work on making my pro look less boring.
There are a few I don’t have, because I don’t know their FB2 names. And of my whole list only 5 (I think) are NOT FailPeeps!
That’s the point his hers its whose
Kind of proves their point?
Lol, they made it even wor’se.
OT: Corey Haim is deaded.
How did he dieded?
Suspected overdose.
Druggded up! Overdoseded.
I figureded.
Still, it’s sad. I watched a lot of his movies when I was young and naive.
*Holds hat over heart*
Very sad.
He’s definitely one of those Lost Boys now.
*holds up lit lighter*
Is that Jo-se’s sister Who-se?
all our schools are belong to us!<—please photoshop this in someone
Is this some kind of prank to make socialists look stupid?
IT WORKED!
I always thought all aspects of reality were pranks to make socialists look stupid.
Win!
Socialists at their finest? I think so! lol
Oh, that’s Rich!
Hugh’s schools? Are schools!
Oh you know schools, he’s that tall Norwegian exchange student.
Aww yes, Robert Schools now I remember. You sea folks now it all makes cents.
Err I mint now it all makes since
they really need those schools
Good old socialist worker’s party.
Standing at the front of totally unrelated marches with big signs to make their support base look bigger than it is since 1977.
Hey wait a minute! Is the joke that it’s supposed to be *ARE* schools… ?
was this taken at agnes scott college?
No. UW Seattle campus. read above.
Waitress 1: “Enjoy, Lady.” She: “Thank you.”
Waiter 2: “Enjoy Lady.” Partner: “I’ll try!”
Based on true exchange.
at least they tried to fix it? Weren’t they correct to begin with? Fail Comment Fail
Those signs are STILL wrong. It should be “Whose schools” – apostrophe not necessary.
Irony Recognition Fail…
GO LANE TECH! lol Fail
in Chicago Illinois! Woot! lol
Uhh.. ‘Whose’ is actually grammatically correct. The signs were printed incorrectly.
FIRST!
Um… wait, wat?
The quality of education in socialist workers’ schools – it shows.
Lynne Truss, author of ‘Eats, Shoots and Leaves’ would have a field day with this one. It’s nearly as bad as a questionnaire asking, ‘how many children(s) under the age of five years old are in your house?’ that we received from Sabin elementary school in Portland, OR, years ago. The teacher proofread the thing before it was printed up!
at least they tried..fail!
Maybe they should have gone with “Whom’s” instead.
now that’s irony
this is a stupid people fail.
Student FAIL!
Wow that is so dumb. They should have made new signs…