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Finally!!!
I actually tried to be 1st, too bad. I guess I will go get nailed by wendy
but I nailed it!!
Fail? I vote WIN! But first i need pix of wendy
If you get nailed by Wendy, then “Wendy” may be short for “Wendell”.
OMGGG MY NAME IS WENDY !! AND MY MATES GIVE ME THE NICKNAMEE WENDELL… Freakky much?
GOOGLE: WEDDING DRESS FAIL
Thank you so much!
lmao
Well this will have to do but I’d have liked my first first to be on a better fail.
I still can’t find my chicken nuggets >:(
Someone should file a complaint.
Is that a pedi-file?
Maybe she offers a 5 finger discount.
That does sound a bit dirty, maybe it needs a buff?
Is she a man(i)-hater?
Yes. At least the Wendy I dated was. …
Quit trying to be cuticle
You’ll need to polish up your act.
.. or you will be nailed.
No worries. I’ll just press on.
I won’t. I’m a fake.
stop hammering him
ha ha
Funny, right?
*does a happy dance*
Yay! That last one was getting too full!
Too full of bad vibes.
*River dances*
*sings*
Vibe, vibe everywhere a vibe
Blockin’ out the scenery
Breakin’ my mind.
Do this, don’t do that
Can’t you read the vibe?
♫♪
V-v-v-vibe talkin’
♫♪
Oh! The music notes would’ve been perfect! How do you make them?
Ancient lolcat secret.
*does the Irish jig*
Get the good vibes in and runnin.
Do you think one could get a discount on a manicure if one only has 9 nails?
That depends. Are they nine nine-inch nails?
No, really I only have 9 nails!! I want to know!
10% off. Or did you mean on one hand?
I lost the pinky nail on my left hand about a year ago. For some reason it just doesn’t grow in. It’s kinda weird.
*presses on a press-on nail*
*alerts the press*
Nothing for the press-on nail to stick to, unfortunately.
*pouts*
I used to get acrylics, and my doc thinks there might be a connection to the loss of the nail.
*borrows a nail from Wendy*
If you attach a nail with glue and it doesn’t work are you screwed?
Not so much, just nailess.
Was I being tacky?
No!! Not at all!
Accident?
All twenty of my nails temporarily fell off after the transplant. It’s amazing how useful those little pry bars are.
I started taking biotin to help strengthen my nails in general, but it hasn’t helped the lost one. The rest of my nails bend. And then, of course, they break.
This one really hit the nail on the head (Lame i know)
= FAIL!
I’d like to have my nails done by her
in bed
That remains to be seen… she might be a fat pig ^^
OT:
So, we bash trolls.
We love The Moomin.
Moomins are actually trolls.
We love trolls.
This is why syllogisms aren’t trustworthy.
*squeeze!*
But… but… what about syllogisms that are Boy Scouts?
Or are they banned, too?
A sillygasm? You should get that checked out.
*Sillysqueeze!*
Who says it is someone who does manicure. Could just as well be high-end transvestite prostitute.
or a private investigator… like cedric the entertainer was on “Intolerable cruelty”
“i’m gonna nail his ass….”
We’re all screwed anyway.
Maybe you’re just nuts.
*bolts through the door*
Apparently she is no longer in Never Never Land.
Yeah, she left there and got her degree from Emery University.
I saw a comment on the last fail referencing Brewski…
Whatever happened to Brewski?
Freak kiln explosion. *sob*
He was making me a beer stein.
Whats that you say?
He left us some time ago, for personal reasons. But he has an impostor that likes to stalk Arthur.
Tahts not creepy at all
It’s a dark time for the blog.
From what I’ve seen lately, yes yes it is.
We need to cure the cancer thats killing FB. I propose we start with an algorythm that automatically deletes all posts containing, 1st, first, first!!11! and so on.
The PTB are deleting them after the fact. Most of the time. It’s a start. But I’m not sure there’s much we can do about the rest of it.
Ever used a Gawker Media commenting system?
They have their commenters audition before anyone else can see their comments. Its a very effective system.
The problem with that is that someone has to monitor all those comments. We self police here, and some of us send e-mails to the PTB to take care of the more troublesome trolls. It may not be the best system, but for the most part it works.
Oh, for the gawker systems, the people take care of who can comment as well. If the PTB like you enough to give you a star, you get to decide who can and cannot comment.
That still seems like it’s be complicated to set up. Wouldn’t the PTB have to reprogram the whole forum?
This is FailBlog, not Survivor. We can tell the PTB that there is someone that needs attention, but it’s up to them to make that decision.
Really its a system based on trust, I guess it really wouldn’t work for some websites. I still like it though, theres never any type of spam or trolling on any of the Gawker sites thanks to it.
That would never fly here. It would kill FAILblog in a day.
You’re kidding us. Right?
No.
Why fail? Sounds like Wendy has a good sense of humor. Or am I giving her too much credit? Either way, she’s getting a lot more business than your average manicurist.
I agree. It’s not a FAIL if it’s intentionally pun-ny.
Aw. And I had been hoping I’d get screwed by Wendy instead.
FYI: the impostor appears to have taken on a new persona. One most of us dislike to begin with. Be careful out there people!
Which impostor? Wouldn’t Imposter be a better word?
We don’t know his “real” name. It might be “John” though. Judging from some now deleted posts earlier today.
more like WIN
No K@ here.
Shouldn’t this be moved to the Epik Win site?
I second that
Dialling…dialling… dammit, busy tone.
Dialling…dialling… aw man, line’s busy again.
Dialling again… c’mon baby, make it this time! ….Crap!
sounds like an overall win to me. i’m just sayin…yaknow
i knows im late, too busy too troll
*Writes the number down*
Yeah, this is a win. I don’t think that someone making an obvious play on words should be considered a fail.
Free Advertising WIN
Get Nailed By Wendy
456 Clovis Ave, #14
Clovis, CA 93613
(559) 322-7122
No, I wanna nail her! or is she a shemale? That would be awful.
This may sound bad…but I think that a case could be made here for name theft…
Debbie Macomber used that salon name in one of her book series. Hope that this woman got copyright permissions to use the name.
If it’s Wendy Koopa, we’re ALL in trouble.
I seriously suspect Wendy is a hooker. I mean, with a name like that she’s pretty much inviting tons of perverts to come in looking for a “treatment”.
yep gorge is on crak again
DEAL!
Oh my G, i live by that sign! YOU THERE? Creator of this upload? Where do you live? Because i walk by there everyday to school!
Floor 14 NOW