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Fail! This is not a misconception, it’s fact!
He should have put that under “What is the cause of friction”.
poor diction is the cause of friction.
Jam, if i give you a nickel will you tickle my pickle?
How about this?
You give me a nickel and I’ll tickle your pickle with a sickle.
How about this?
You come over to myspace so I can google your yahoo until you bing.
Stop your stalking. :[
*MyHeroSqueeze*
*squeeze!*
What is his problem? The internet is full of free porn for every imäginable taste, but he stalks a tiny avatar here. People are strange.
*shrugs*
I guess you get the retards who like to insult you, I just get the horny b@stards.
Swap?
Hahahahahaha
Deal!
YAY! Let it be known, trolls: From now on the horny bastards have to stalk me and the insulting retards have to annoy Jam.
Woohoo, a change is as good as a holiday.
…for you uppity gay n*ggers!
Damn! Arthur is right, they are funny!
These are not the droolers you are looking for
what are you wearing?
Lederhosen! *drool*
I am more interested in the weinerschnitzel!
*drool*
Lass uns anstoβen!
leave us what?
Let us thump!
*Clinks glasses with czuhc*
I never drank acerglyn before! I’m very curious!
Delicious! Maple Mead is the drink of the gods.
So.
Wan 2 do it, Arthur?
*Rather admit he’s a horny bastard than accept he’s an insulting retard*
Hooray for flirting on a comment board!
WIN!
someone’s watched just a TAD too much star wars…..
Or a tad too little, judging by the fact that they’ve managed to misspell midichlorians.
One probably shouldn’t be able to spot that error.
I can’t remember where, in any of the movies and cartoons, one has the chance to read that word.
This would of been a good fail to be on. DAng
The test should be a bit more explainatory at the start ‘Please don’t use movie or fictional references even though it can be ‘F’ing hilarious at times.’ So he deserves some marks for working out a loop hole.
come to the dark side, we have cookies
Yeah, we know what’s in those… Can’t stop eating them right?
the only ingredients are dark matter and midichlorians
and they are irresistible
I know for a fact that dark matter makes you fat.
i am the living proof for it
But for how long?
until my son luke kills me
Well, your daughter can be a real bitch too you know..
I probably shouldn’t have said that…….
she’s very busy with han solo
Are we talking David Schwimmer or Harrison Ford?
of course harrison ford
Better that than the way it was leaning at first. Incest even in space seems wrong.
Ignorance is bliss.. Makes the lightsaber glow more brightly.
do tribbles like cookies?
MMMMMmmmmmmmm. Cookies. (Homer sounds)
Tribbles are from Star Trek, not Star Wars..
Saying one watches too much Star Wars is like saying one consumes too much water.
Midi-chlorians appears in Phantom Menace, and a high count results in the Chosen One (Anakin).
I refuse to acknowledge the last three Star Wars movies. They are an absolute travesty and should be destroyed. So by this logic Midi-chlorians do not exist.
Failblog recognizes top students.
If only the reverse was also true…
*sigh*
Students top recognized Failblog?
Failblog ceded zinger stunt pot, so.
Only if they recognize that N does not equal F.
Immaculate!
Ah, I see… He’s a virgin!
it was a misconception, but the flies did the rest
I never knew flies could swim upstream.
the baby ones can
more like crawling than swimming though
Dead flesh be here.
granny be not far away
You just gotta think of them as teeny tiny trouser snakes?
LOL! yes, think of them like that *pukes*
The Pukelitzer is back in my hands!
*wiggledances*
dang! not for long you!
firs
Can you see the wood for the trees?
Hey, it has cost him a full 12 minutes to complete typing ‘firs’.. adding a ‘t’ just wasn’t an option.
sexy little tail! *tacklesqueezeboth*
*Doges…*
Ah what the hell..
*squeeze*
I’m sorry, is that my ‘d’ in you windshield? Must have slipped.
*r
don’t worry, it’s all the lube around here
Now that’s suspect.. there’s a white chalkline in the form of an ‘r’ on the ground.. What the hell is going on here!
what is it?
*stands behind Redspacecat*
Let’s ask that nice police man.
*hums ‘dont stand so close to me’*
Granny, get out of there, quick! It’s a Sting!
clickie!
^This is me in daily discourse after a good bout of pun-runs.^
hehehe
♪Every breath you take…♪
You and I will Fall Out. Go stalk Arthur. :p
Haha, sorry. I don’t mean to be an ass.
Stalking Arthur is just asking for Murder by Numbers…
He would have been much faster if it wasn’t for the cowboy and his distracting, but oh so enjoyable work.
*walks around on all fours*
mooo moooooooo MOOOOOO!!!!!!
Oh look! It’s your lucky day! The Chicago Bulls are here!
so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a bull’s balls
Wow, that was probably the most unnecessary thing I’ve heard all day.. lol!
Now you’re just teasing!
*squeeze*
Look at me, I’m a defenseless vegetarian ungulate in an open field with no one around.
Sorry… as you were!
*hoofs it*
dang! *fakes an injury*
come and get me!
“The Horse is strong in this one”
Spruce up that comment, please, jam.
Apparently I’m the only one who found the word “firs” funny.
Two misconceptions about forces (mostly what Aristotle perceived):
1. It is natural for every moving object to follow a curved path (Like the orbiting Earth).
(False: From Newton’s 1st Law of Motion, all moving objects follow a straight line unless acted on by an unbalanced force. The unbalanced force that maintains the orbiting Earth is the gravitational force between the Earth and the Sun.)
2. Only one force acts on a body at any one time.
(False: Forces always come in pairs {from Newtons 3rd Law of Motion}. Two interacting bodies will have an equal reaction but in the opposite direction to each other.)
The opposite force in Newtons 3rd Law of Motion acts on _the other body_. Otherwise, nothing would ever move as the sum of the forces would be zero.
Man it’s hot here on the event horizon.
And tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimeeeeeeeeeeeee mooooooooooooooveeeeeeees veeeeeeeeryyyyyy slooooooooooowlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
For you maybe, over here’s fine
Relatively speaking…
Sure… You get used to the redshift too.. Makes the food look less tasty though.
a) What are two misconceptions about forces?
1) That they eat a lot of donunts
2) They only ever shout sound bites like “Lock ‘n’ Load”
b) What is the cause of friction?
Lack of lube
bacon lube from pigs?
What is the cause of friction?
Jar Jar Binks.
hate that guy, he totally ruined episode 1 for me after all those years of waiting
What with the modern technology it shouldn’t be too hard to CGI someone else over him.
Like Tim Finn?
That would be too much friction
This guy?
*Clickie*
Oh wait, that’s no different that Jar Jar…
holy carotid artery, i wish i’d have know the fail commenter peeps were regular normal people who can spell!!! how do i get an initiation/invite/first day of hazing?
Jar Jar Stinks
Then leave the bathroom door ajar for a while before you enter..
From starwarsdotcom.com/star_wars/quotes/jarjar
“Dissen berry, berry bad. Oh! Icky icky goo!”
*flushes*
“Oh. Yousa point is well seen.Wesa goen underwater, okeyday?”
Thanks for flushing him, Redspacecat.
I suspect Jar Jar Bink’s charactere existence has only the purpose to please to kids and raise a new generation of star wars fans for star wars games, cartoons and next movies.
…mouahhahahahaha at marketing win
*Attempts to pry off Jar Jar’s head*
*Fails*
Maybe if I just run it under hot water…
Actually, the fact that he mentioned midichlorians should have made this a FAIL. Midichlorians don’t exist. Just like Greedo shooting first.
The kid just knows the new testament, not the old one…
No, really?!??
God! i believed every movie, from star wars to invisible spaceship in star trek… and you will tell me Independence day’s alien never came to us???
i really need to get out of my basement, for the love of god! (of jesus-christ movie – which is unreal too you will tell me??)
That must be his point: midichlorians are a big misconception. Just like Greedo shooting first.
This is even better than a donut.
Donuts… Is there anything they can’t do? [/homer]
Can they do nuts? Probably.
the teach also would have accepted, “Fear is the path to the dark side…”
technically it’s still a correct response
you dont know the power of the dark side
-1 point.
There is a LIGHT and a dark side.
What are they teaching kids these days?
(One could argue that anything from the prequels is a misconception)
join the dark side (we have cookies!)
Darn. Those were the droids we were looking for!
or if you read on into the EU, is there really a light or a dark side? oh and leia’s son turns out to be a real ass
The true cause of friction is the TV remote control. Any wife knows that.
What is the cause of friction?
Lord Vaders the sadist need for attention from the emporor and his unrequited love for Luke.
Jedi is plural, not Jedis, so it’s a fail!
Total epic win here. The guy should get bonus points.
Thumbs down only because he wrote it on purpose and posted it himself.
lol…
Automatic A in the class. Game over.
What kind of question is that? What is suppossed to be the right answer?
I sense the Fail in you is strong, young Padawan.
Actually that’s a fail, because he confused “forces” with “the force”
LOL that’s awesome. If only I saw this picture when I was taking my science test a few months ago.
N stands for newton
that’s a win
)
hey do you think he kinda went: hmm… which answer will be funnier, i know i can’t write dumb stuff for both… i cannot fail this exam. also everyone who reads this loses the game.
Jedi is already plural…no need to add an S at the end