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Can’t tell without a bodystocking.
and some really really strong restraints
We all know camera adds 100 pounds, right?
RIGHT?
how many cameras in the studio?
How many cameras did she eat?
Self esteem expert? she must be an expert at lieing to herself.
Or an expert at not using proper grammar.
Or spelling. I think the word you’re looking for there is spelling. As in, Tori?
I guess “Self esteem expert?” is not a complete sentence, though it has an implied subject and verb based on context. The second sentence is not capitalized. Is that a grammatical error? I’m not entirely sure, to be fair.
… Huh?
Or are you referring to the term “unsexiest”? I thought you were cracking on Tamim for not being able to spell LYING.
My bad
I thought it was Rosie O’donnell. Yeah I know I probably didn’t spell it right. Anyway, this woman looks like she has TONS of self-esteem
Because you know, the only sense of worth a woman can have for herself would concern her appearance/weight.
Yea Salome! Happy I’m not the only fail blog reader not amused by this!
Mi spilling is phine. also inglish is a gay langwij
I thought it was Kirstie Alley.
sex bomb, sex bomb …
mann coulter alert!
I think she ate Ann Coulter
XD. Ann Coulter would fit in her mouth… and then some.
Ya know what else would fit in her mouth.
Almost first!!
good, since “self esteem expert” is almost a job.
it’s not?! *looks for a new job*
>.<
Um, seeing as she writes pieces for Seventeen Magazine on a monthly basis, I’d say it’s a pretty good job to have.
Widescreen aspect ratio mixup fail?
Yeah, aspect ratio fail for sure! She’d probably look a lot better if she wasn’t all distorted.
she looks like that on her site too
Damn. Maybe she was born in PAL and got converted to NTSC during puberty? But wouldn’t that make her taller and skinnier? PAL widescreen is like 2.25:1 and NTSC is like 1.8:1 or something like that?
Stupid video format issues. I’m glad my media player knows more about appropriate conversion than I do because none of the movies I watch would look right if I personally had to do the framerate/aspect ratio conversions.
The aspect ratio gives her some extra junk in the trunk, so she can get the large-lovers.
*facepalm*
*facepalmtree*
That had to hurt!
did even touch sides!
*n’t
That reminds me! I wish there was a way to edit your post after making it, for just that reason!
nah! live on the edge!
*checks spelling carefully*
Like me, I facepalm and it hurteded, but i’m a big boy
9th woot, earliest ever.
Amy Whitehouse versus her..fair tossup
they should settle it with a toss-off
Winehouse wins, no contest. Even looking up pictures of her before she was the poster child for skank, she had this woman beat hands down.
Apart from being a bit thick, which is enhanced by the aspect ratio mixup, and having horrible taste in tops, the woman on this newscast is presentable. She’s well groomed, does not have metric tonnes of makeup on that would make a trailer trash whore cringe, and her hair is clean, shiny and in place.
There’s no comparison to Amy Winehouse there …
Damn it all! I can’t look at this picture without my eyes immediately going to her horrible top. She may have medical reasons for not being able to be the stick-figure, rail thin model type that most people consider the right shape for a woman. And I can’t complain about that. Who wants a million Kate Moss’s running around? It’d be like a giant biological game of pick up sticks.
But there is no medical condition accounting for bad taste in clothing that I know of. Except maybe Scientology. That’s a medical condition, isn’t it? Sorry, I can’t go to work today! I came down with a bad case of Scientology!
I heard scientology is sexually transmitted and that medical condition you speak of concerning weight is contracted from food
Yeah, but it isn’t her fault food exists!
Also Polycystic Ovary Syndrome, thyroid disorders, genetics….
Yep, half of the us population has genetic diseases. Funny how it barely 10% in the rest of the world. We evolve faster than you, losers!
Have you taken a look at what’s available in the plus size sections at the stores lately? Unless a fat woman can sew, she has no choice but horrible tops. Big old patterns, horizontial stripes, sleeveless, capped sleeves, clingy materials, etc.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the fashion industry is trying to make us look as bad as possible so we fat women will all kill ourselves.
Damn fine point. Fashion Bug has some okay stuff, though
Haha weiner…
she’s a lovely old sausage
Hehehehe…. weiner…
Kids are cruel and I’m sure that they started teasing her pretty early in the game.. I’m thinking that she probably can’t remember a time when she didn’t eat her feelings..
my personal preference, I would probably rather go for Amy
*googles images of Amy Winehouse*
I hope she has booze and drugs, lots of drugs
You should hold out for someone with similar looks but fewer needle marks… someone like… let’s say… mann coulter.
Yeah. Amy Winehouse KNOWS she’s trash and probably has a lot better tricks up her sleeve in bed. This woman looks like she’d say “You want to do WHAT?! In where?!”
No self esteem makes for no inhibitions in bed. And the self esteem expert .. well .. I can’t see her intentionally degrading herself.
Good point! Amy will probably have plenty of booze about the place as well
but having said that, Jessica might prove to be really grateful in bed LOL
Wow – how can you know what a person would say in an intimate situation simply by looking at her? I know some girls who look as trashy as Amy Winehouse and who won’t put out at all, and some who look like prim spinsters who are wildcats in the sack. Trite but true: don’t judge a book by its cover.
We don’t have any idea what the people would actually say in bed. This is all very obviously silly conjecture based on stereotypes and making fun of the stereotype, not the person.
Kind of like if I were to crack some wise ass joke about oversensitive people who respond indignantly to posts that are so blatantly obviously not serious … that would be making fun of a stereotype. I wouldn’t be calling you personally an idiot
oh lili… what kind of book are you underneath your covers?
Before Amy Winehouse was a crackhead, she was actually pretty damn hot! Look for her video “in my bed”….the difference is shocking.
Anyway, I have seen the least sexy woman in the world…she was waiting for the bus in Lynn, MA…..ewwwww…..
ew.
that’s JENNIFER weiner and she’s an excellent author. i love Good In Bed and Little Earthquakes…she looks a lot better on the book jacket.
I worked with A Jennifer Wiener for a while. Just recently went to http://www.jenniferwiener.com to see if it was the same girl. She was great. Not the same one, sadly. Was going to fire her off an email asking about old times, too!
Also, WTF? How can CNN fubar someone’s name so bad?
No, that’s Jess Weiner. She’s a self-esteem blogger for Seventeen magazine. Her stuff isn’t half-bad, actually.
Yeah, as soon as I saw here, I recognized her. I do applaud her willingness to keep at her job, even after possibly seeing comments like the ignorant ones above. Keep on keeping on, Jess, you’re helping girls raise their self-esteem goals everywhere.
*her, wow. I hate spelling fails, and here I go :/
Wasn’t Sarah Jessica Parker recently voted “Unsexiest Woman Alive” by Maxim or one of those other “laddie” magazines?
Was going to declare the voting had ended with the photo, but somebody just HAD to interject the name of Winehouse. So, I guess the polling will stay open a few more minutes.
It’s not so much an interjection when the name Winehouse is in the title of the page
Are you kidding???
Jessica Weiner is a DOLL compared to disgusting Amy Winehouse!!!!!
Just google “Amy Winehouse”, then click “IMAGES” and she looks like a gross nightmare.
Good afternoon and welcome to today’s edition of “Viciously Belittling Women for their Superficial Appearance”, the fun show that supports every insane Internet College Male stereotype about women!
Here’s how we play the game. If a woman says she’s hurt by other women being belittled, she’s obviously a whiny, pathetic, hideous loser who owns 43 cats! If she gets angry, she’s a Straw Feminist who hates men! (After all, any woman who didn’t hate men wouldn’t mind another woman being mocked, ridiculed, and treated like subhuman pond slime, now would she boys?)
Best of all, any woman who pretends to enjoy the joke so she won’t be belittled or mocked in return is the “cool girlfriend” that everyone wants to have, because we can’t see through her!
And the final rule – no man will ever be judged by his looks! Remember, men are real people who deserve respect for their intelligence and achievements, but women are only there for men’s entertainment!
Thank you, Charlene. You said it.
I like you.
She’s definitely not the worst. Not even close.
AHAHAHAHAA WEINER!!!!
Hell, I’d do her. I’m into girls with weiners.
Remember Tron, where they mapped out human features across the MCP and it looked all stretched? Looks like somebody mapped a thin girl’s texture on a fat girl’s avatar.
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Tis comment?
looks like a drunk win to me!
Doesn’t anyone know who she is? She’s a comedian in New York, she did this to be funny, fail blog is failing
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BTW she has a YouTube account named TheJessyKShow
look at her name.
The people who made the news caption act surprised.
Ami Winehouse
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i can tell ya one thing…. her name ain’t that attractive anyways
If she did this to be “funny” it’s certainly sad. I mean she’s so fugly that she got to joke about her fugly-ness as a way to draw attention away. I mean she would be attractive, but her personality stinks.
is that rosie o’donnell?