Grinding Fail
I suppose it happens to all of us.
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Hmm… hard to comment on.
i was staring at the pic for some seconds until i decided i couldn’t come up with a good (possibly) 1st comment
d´ouh
it´s early..
Happens to the best of us
I’m hardpressed to find a fail here.
Also note the way the curve matches her back… that seems like a very nice win indeed
He’s gonna get some serious head rash if he doesn’t apply Bacon Lube.
I’m just wondering if this led to its logical conclusion or if they stopped in time.
“Back slash” attack- GO!!!!
i agree this should be win.
Happens to only 49.5% of the human population. …
i would be so embarased if this would happen to me while dancing
http://sobreltintero.wordpress.com/
Grinding is not dancing; it is sex with clothes on.
I would be more embarrassed if that DIDN’T happen to me in that situation.
Agreed =P
Indeed!
This is what “tighty-whities” are for… keep that stuff nearby (as possible)
hear hear….
embarassed if a flower was painted on your wall while dancing?
Yes, as it was said: it happens to the best of us.
And it’s a win.
its easy…that ass!!
inorite?
meh. “that ass” is rather small, dont you think?
Hard to tell.
If you mean young, well if she is she certainly shouldn’t be rubbing up against a guy like that especially dressed that way.
I’d only be concerned about that ass if it starts braying. …
looks like he’s succeeding to me.
That`s what she said
Nooo… she said “scratch a little more to the left, big boy… oh, yeah, just like that… oh no, just a little bit to the right and up… up!”
I love how it curves up her back, so f-ing funny
Can you blame him?
I’m think more of a tap rather then a grind. Rule 34 and 4-chan has ‘em.
it looks kinda small…hmmm…maybe out the pants its not…who knows??lol
haha i get it HARD to comment on
1st
FAIL. Thats what you get.
its not a fail if he got some after the party
Fail
Your 1st fail u mean ?
’1st’ fail of the comments, perhaps
Hot dog, we have ourselves a wiener.
Errr, erect me if I’m wrong…
let me point out as to how hard this pun thing is getting.
Indeed, at what length do we keep going.
How many do you think we can come up with this stuff?
You mean *cum up*.
Well why Wood you say that?
Man deservs a standing ovation.
Standing ovluation, maybe.
Definitely a hard thing to have to go through.
I think he took the whole “nose to the grindstone” thing just a little too far
suppose so…
I don’t have the balls to give you a number.
One glans at these puns and I know I have some stiff competition.
get thee to a semenary
Its time these jokes were cut off.
Jeans….. Need i say more?
ouch!!!
Coming up with puns is long and hard.
You guys are being a little hard headed about this situation.
You could at least stick up for it.
Well, we have to be, considering the circumcisions.
these comments are heading towards asinine
First.
Captain what?
A First lieutenant needs to help answer that.
“I know nut dinck!”
Captain fail.
fail
Not first.
That is worst as the not first verse.
Poop.
What?
Now we know who Spider Man really is.
Last !
fail? rly?
Well, it’s been hard times for the grinding bussiness…
It’s working so hardly a fail
Oh yeah, like anyone could hold out in a situation like that
You’d really have to be master of your domain…
…or queen of the castle…
w8 what? are you saying what i think your saying?
or Lord of the Manor
lording for manure?
You know, not every one is an animalistic pervert. Some people wouldn’t even want to be in such a situation ever. But if you’re stupid enough to get turned on by whores then you’re stupid enough to believe every man does.
… Seriously? Chill. I’m one of those guys that isn’t an animalistic pervert, but I still find these comments hilarious.
WIN WIN WIN
Epic WIN
How is that a fail? Seems like a great success to me?
Looks like she succeeded; and he appreciated her success.
WIN!!!
WIN!!!!!!!!1total win
How is that a fail? i mean it’s a fail for the girl at least, cause she’s a moron. But you can’t pretend like that isn’t what guys are looking for when grinding. and girls would be stupid if they didn’t know that was what they were giving.
so…. isn’t that the ‘point’?
No, the point is in the small of her back.
…where the gameport is.
Exactly! Plug and play.
My device would need a Hi-speed port.
But would you need to push the right buttons to unlock the bonus round?
If only I’d bought the one with force feedback…
What amount of power does the bonus get you good?
just under 9000 ofcourse
Big fat 0
The person in the background is holding a penometer.
“You have to be this tall to enter”
too small! sod it, just give me the meater
that’s not a FAIL at all, that a total WIN
Not unless she turns around and mounts the little pony. …
i believe that would also be a win,
Your grammar is a fail, though. “that a”. lolololol.
actually i think this is a WIN
This.
Except I still think it’s funny.
Maybe she’s got a tramp stamp of a vajayjay and he got confused…..
Such trickery!
Title fail:
Shouldn’t the titles in this post and the previous one be swapped ?
I can’t think of a clever pun for this one..
jizz in my pants
Are you one of those pun phallatics?
I let my staff handle those.
Dude…it happens to the best of guys and frankly, she’s got a hot body.
yes! Why is someone trying to shame him?
WIN!
Doesn’t look like she’s upset by it.
him neither. but it may get messy if he doesn’t cum around to asking her that seminal question. …
I don’t think this is a fail, more likely It’s going to be as soon as the girl turns around.
maybe she likes it
She might loose an eye in the process..
skullf*ckers will be pleased!
I kinda hoped you’d take that one
first
She wanted to grind….he wanted to pole dance.
Wouldnt it be more of a Fail if he didnt have an erection?
Lol, no. It’s called civility and intelligence.
Um. Yeah. Because patrons of clubs and bars are well known for their civility. “Hey, guys! Let’s all go out, drink ourselves stupid, and get CIVIL! WOOOHOOO!”
… Civility and intelligence do not always prevent erections. Particularly unwanted ones. (knows from experience)
Lauren Voyles sounds like she’s got some sour grapes going on here. All these negative, spoil sport comments tell me she’s uptight. However, I’m leaning towards either: an envious 350 lb troll, OR a dude. No, wait, a dude would most likely be into hot girls, and have a perverted sense of humor. I’m gonna go with troll.
Non-hot girls are always bitter about those of us who are hotter. As if, because we’re not fat/ugly/etc we’re all whores. It’s just not true, and all you do by calling us names is reveal how envious you truly are.
Chill out, it’s just a funny picture. If you don’t like them, what are you doing here?
I.Q. of over 160 does not ruin the epicness of epic picture.
Civility can kiss humanity’s collective “ass” when it comes to humor.
Dig the plastic half-yard “glass” in the bg, which has some disgusting green mixed drink in it and is being drunk through a straw because the owner is too wussy to slam it.
I wonder where this was taken, cause you make an excellent point. If U.K. it might be Absinthe.
Cute girl, guy gets wood, that is a win. Two-headed sheep, guy grinds on it and gets wood = FAIL.
I had to chime in since most of the commentary was limp. Stiffen up! Go bananas! Don’t be thick!
tell me more about the sheep
hahahahaha funniest part of this thread so far, granny.
sheep are baaaaaaaad.
Getting hard to believe you all =o
More like win
JabbaDaButt
Princess Lay-’er?
she looks like she’s getting bummed
Almost as bad as getting the finger.
Ok, boner in public is ha-ha, but when you are engaging sexual things, what else caan you get than boner? Btw isnt it more fun for the girl too?
It’s called being smart enough to only be aroused by people that aren’t ugly orange skanks ;D.
For someone that (almost) only have thighs, fishnets, masks, and fish-eye cameras, Ooh and the scary movie sucks (but I love a movie with Leonardo) you have a lot to say
Love the tights (sorry about the last misspell) you have on your blog though
Ahh, I see your trolling…
Fail on us for not being him
That’s not a fail. He doesn’t care, she doesn’t care. That’s a goddamn win my friends.
That’s a pregnancy.
i give that girl a standing ovation. oh wait, looks like he beat me to it
Let’s hope she’s not giving him a standing ovulation.
HEY ppl already made those puns BE ORIGINAL PEOPLE
Where? At some point in the history of humor? Uh, OK. *sigh*
Actually it’s a fail, ‘coz they’re bro and sis! XD
no they are not… I don’t see no banjo.
I do see Kazooie though.
wut? Is that a bong in her hand??
No Fail, win,
Fail would have been if she had an erection
now i feel like singing… now that i finally know the source..
It’s been a hard day’s night, and I’ve been working like a dog
It’s been a hard day’s night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright….
she makes me feel like dancing
gonna boner the night away. …
W.I.N.
total WIN!!!
@======CO
WIN…in next scene he plug in
lets get the party started
Not a FAIL. The same thing would happen to me, and she doesn’t seem to mind.
i think the “and” in that statement should be changed to a “but”
The trick is to run “it” up your past your waist band so it touches your bellybutton.
Not a fail. How can it be a fail to be in just the mood you’re supposed to be when having a great time?
A fail would be him still limp as a noodle despite her efforts. That would be an epic sexiness fail… or possible hetero fail on his part.
In essense: Failblog failed… failed to stay in the right millennium. This is *not* victorian England ya know guys.
Pedo-Spiderman’s real identity!
His aim is a little off.
Now girl I know you felt it
Boo you know I can’t help it
You know what I want to do
Curse you! You beat me to it.
The bong in the background serves as a symbolic endorsement. Which makes this an art photograph!
wow second comment on the bong its just a drink you ppl obviously never seen a bong before- google it if ya gotta
no no… see… my bong has a long straw in it too… that way the bong water doesn’t go to waste!
Definite fail in how he’s dressed vs. how she’s dressed. He’s totally not up to her level.
But for all of you saying “she doesn’t seem to mind,” you know you can’t even see her face, right? How can you tell? I’m thinking this could be fail in that, in the next moment she turns around and smacks him, because maybe she was dancing alone, and he decided to come up and grind her w/o asking. That happens disturbingly often in clubs.
what do you think dancing was invented for?
it has alwas been a social accepted way to get near oter peoples bodys
i know my parents did it i do it and my kids are doing it so what?
have you ever been to a Punkrockshow? it pretty much looks like a bar brawl with people having sex in the middle of it and if you dont like it just dont go there
yes it realy is that simple
strap that thing down to your stomach by tucking it under your belt. worse case scenario, you get a little prejizz on your solarplexus. best case scenario (and my personal favorite), she feels the monster and decides a trip to the nearest emptyroom is in order……..damn i miss college.
I love the way the pants actually mold on the ass of somebody else than the wearer.
I think it is WIN, really
i like waffels!
Limp d*ck is a fail. This is a total win.
So, wait…if this is a fail, then you’re supposed to keep calm while that’s happening?
Then what’s the point?
boner boner boner boner boner boner
It’s all fun and games until somebody gets stabbed in the back
next commenter is gay
where’s the fail at?
This is win. Fail would be grinding up against someone who made you limp.
That’s just… normal.
HAHA… funny.
perfect fit
I would say the fail here is not getting an erection while grinding… I would say it’s getting an erection while grinding with a chick that has no ass. (from what I can tell…)
……
not a fail for the guy obviously.
Ahem. Back in college we called women like that “spinners.” Yeah, we were a crude bunch.
I think that guy is epic win- nice size (tee hee) and a cute girl half naked grinding on him… He wins.
It looks funny for sure, but how can you not get hard?
that girl must have had a stiff morning
How is this a fail?
It’s not, it’s a win!!!
its *puts on sunglasses* hardly a fail to me.
partying drunk with a chick that hot?
*takes off sunglasses* blown my wad
Funny thing is that it took me about 45 seconds to figure out why it was a fail! I only saw the hot chick in the bikini, not the loser sporting wood!
She obviously likes her drinks stiff and her her guys even stiffer
Grinding win, no?
Whoops, I guess they won’t like that.
He: Oops!
She: Aaaaa!
frottage win!
the picture below this one on the main page kinda looks like a grinding fail also.
this, my friends, is why i don’t dance with other people.
whats the problem, all of us do tent when camping…. a have a tent also
good stuff!
He’s not even hot.
Haha win
Or are you just happy to see me.
fuuuuuuck id give anything to have him in my hole
mmmmhhhhhh hes making me wet!
Relax. He still has his pants on O.o
ERECTION FAIL lol
Wait, I don’t see a fail here….OOOOOH now that is what I call fail to find a room…
You can not really be angry with that guy.^^
this is not a fail…its a win bcz her ass is rubbing his nuts
Well, isn’t that what dance is all about? Vertical expression of a horizontal desire?
i dont know, it definitely looks creepy to me.. it doesnt look like they were grinding, looks more like he saw a boner-shaped hollow and decided to fill it up.
if i guy got a boner like that while dancing with me, i would RUN AWAY. tuck it up boys and save it for later.
FAIL? What are you gay
Dude, you just said that on the internet where every one can see. Fail.
You guys are the real FAIL here. You guys are stupid enough to think that every male on the planet would be turned on by an ugly orange whore, and if they aren’t, they’re automatically gay?
This is why I hate most men.
Well haven’t seen her face yet, but that body doesn’t shout ugly, but I’m probably one of that stupid enough guys that would automatically call her ugly orange whore (well we might agree on the whore part
).
And this is why you probably love women… or Jesus >:)
She may be orange now but I’d be happy to add a few white patches.
Wow! not merely a troll, but a run of the mill bigot.
erm… I fail to see a fail here. I think the correct term is..
“Pulling…. you’re doing it right”
That chick is hot. Seems like a WIN to me.
Some chicks take it as a complement. And she doesn’t seem to be complaining. The only fail I’m seeing here, is that he hasn’t asked her if she wanted to go somewhere more private. Plus, it looks like she knows how to spend a great night. Looks like a WIN for this guy and a fail for failblog.
win
thats not a fail, thats a win
If this is failure, I want some.
last time she asks him to put on sunscreen.
This should be re-titled:
Grinding – you’re doing it right!
looks like a major win to me
Yep… it’s a win
Does failblog realize that getting an erection during a grind, is actually a win? When a woman grinds on a man during dance, his erection is a complement to her.
Jesus, get out of the house more.
since when was an erection a compliment?
Ur doin’ it wrong
Who wouldn’t get hard?
god what a homo.
ummmm the fail is how small it is
I can’t believe more people haven’t mentioned the giant bong in the background. And it’s a bong in the dude’s right hand. All the kids are doin’ it. Bongs and thongs, everybody. Ain’t nothin’ wrong… except… yeah. It’s a fail. Just for getting caught, not the act itself or where it may have led.
Why does she have a thumb drive?
She’s got a digital camera, but it’s pointing in the wrong direction.
Bloody hell, what’s going on here?
YAFF
Looks like a WIN to me.
Jeans…. need i say more?
he is just trying to provide support. dont judge him for being the nice guy.
Dude, you MISSED!
SHE HAZ NO BOOBBIES 0.0
thats a boob fail too
any one looks for a boyfriend
Someone’s had too many shots.
Go lie down now while you patiently wait to regret this later.
failure ?????
geezz — at my age that’s considered success
Maybe it’s a fail because his weeny is teeny.
I’m not entirely convinced that’s an erection. I think he is wearing baggy shorts and her hinder pushed up the fabric. It looks too small for a tall guy like him, and also the placement is a bit odd. Just a theory… still a funny picture, though.
That’s a win.
that a win
Jizz in my pants
‘hard’ times
)
dude getting murdered by his zipper. should have waxed the board before grinding
haha funny boner jusy like me
It may be a fail now, but looks like it could be a win later.
This wasn’t a Fail… I’d bet is the best WIN of all =D
It´s a syphilis fail
Grinding Fail Feels like a win
bonerrific
That’s almost win ^^ but only almost
im 7 and i dOnt get it y is he stiking bannanas in his pantsS?
you’ll get it when you’re older
BONER ALERT!
That’s not a fail!
…not getting a boner when hot girl in no clothes is grinding on you FAIL!
Massive boner cuz hot girl in no clothes is grinding on you…WIN!
Y’all don’t get it, this is simply another example of pole dancin.
I’m jes sayin…
in a way it wasnt a fail cause the grindin worked….jus sayin,i bet he dont feel like he fail thats a hard win lol