Did you ever see Major League? how they had Hayes drop and do push-ups with every pop-up? then, during a game, he popped one up and dropped right there at home plate?
Same thing, but with a wedgie for the punishment…..
That guy has failed so many times that we really lost the count.
His biggest fail is that he’s now out of the National football team, even if he’s a really good player.
He’s not in AS Roma anymore, by the way.
This dude reminds me of the Balloon Boy father. Maybe it’s his weird haircut? Awkward facial expression? Inappropriate response to the situation? Or just looking like a total douche? It’s hard to tell.
well, as said this is antonio cassano when he was playing for roma… he was not celebrating, just the opposite… he was desperate… and as someone already said, he’s totally mad…
Not sure what to say to this…
sissy celebration?
Not at all V.
He’s mighty mighty!
Just letting it all hang out!
WHY? just why?
Because. And that’s the only reason I need to give you. :p
Anyone else think he resembles Jeff Bridges?
Wow. He must have gotten really drunk while out celebrating last night.
i can see his testicles
Yes, but can you taste them?
I tried…
But no.
you tried??
eeeeeeewwwww. …
well at least we’ll never forget Mazda so….
MARKETING WIN!
Looks more like his brother, Beau.
And his cousin, Peep.
i think it is more like lione messi
I’m still trying to figure out what possessed him to do this! did his boyfriend give him some ecstasy or what??
He is Antonio Cassano an italian player…he is a little crazy!
He is not celebrating he is frustrated that he missed a sitter
super sissy celebration
http://sobreltintero.wordpress.com/
I can see this man is nuts.
Stop beating around the bush.
There is no bush in Brazil.
You are a WINNER
I think this guy used to try and lick the short bus windows, but his helmet got in the way…
for your inft.. thats Antonio Cassano.. i think you never heard about him.. so dont speak about football please..
oldass pic is old
Your redundant statement is redundant.
Just say it Happy looser
It is a reverse double wedgie… which wouldn’t be so painful if he’d wear a cup.
it looks like he should be in the music video for “I jizzed in my pants”
doesnt it kind of look like jeff bridges ..or is that just me
His shirt should say “TOYOTA”.
Frist? Maybe?
At least you said maybe.
Yes, you are a frister.
It would have been soooo quaint if you had actually said fister
I’m only tree and half years old!
I have a berry buddin.
I’m a pretty, pretty princess!
I feel pretty, oh so pretty!
la la la la la la la laaaaa la la
I feel pretty and witty and bright…
It’s Mark Wahlberg!
Actually, that’s Antonio Cassano from AS Roma (Italy)
It’s obvious why Mr. Klein didn’t give him the job.
He’s a well documented nutcase. Was also with Real Madrid for a couple of seasons, one of the biggest FAILS in football transfers history.
Well, with shorts in a knot like that it is no wonder he’s a nutcase.
No, he’s just showing us the size of his amor for Roma. Literally.
Part two to this scene…?
http://i3.cn.cz/1078150239_cassano-antonio.jpg
@ Aja : MMMMONSTER FAIL!
At least he has the curtsy not to stick his tongue out…
Oh, wait…
Because it just felt “right.”
Zoom zoom?
camel hump?
*Makes a wish*
*Gets what he wants, but in a weird, sick, and perverted way.*
Did you ever see Major League? how they had Hayes drop and do push-ups with every pop-up? then, during a game, he popped one up and dropped right there at home plate?
Same thing, but with a wedgie for the punishment…..
Emetic WIN!
it’s cassano, from ac roma, italy.
One of the best player ever, newbies
Best player evar, okay; best pic ever taken of him, no way.
This is a loss for Mazda.
So is it a win for BMW?
*hears German accented Grrrr! in background*
Wow, and he’s not even on right now! That’s quite a growl he’s got there!
Who says I’m not? Dun dun DUUUN!
*snoffle*
I toldya I heard it!
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I think Judy summoned him… It’s interesting how the FP telepathy works.
post on Fail blog -> post on Face book -> Email
Ahhhhhh — “techno” telepathy…
ESPn
BARROWMAN!!!!
you asked for it, you got it (toyota) bandovah!
Antonio Cassano…
When all your hard work bears fruit.
You just want people to leaf you alone.
But then the poor sap has a picture like this taken.
I think the problem has deeper roots than just paparazzi….
Probably stems from some deep-seeded need to show-off his maleness.
I think that statement rings true; I’m knot going to argue with you.
I’ll make a note of that in the log book.
Cool, you’ll find it in the conifer[ence] room.
Oak[ay].
He should watch out, his face will stick like that.
He could try branching-out with other gestures…
You don’t like his twig and berries?
Let’s just say this fail falls a little flat.
I guess it is not hard to see he is nuts.
That guy has failed so many times that we really lost the count.
His biggest fail is that he’s now out of the National football team, even if he’s a really good player.
He’s not in AS Roma anymore, by the way.
I wondered why I never watched this sport….I now know why
Depends on what you’re celebrating, I suppose.
I celebrate the me yet to come …
*pitty-pats pittypat*
Good for you, sweetie. Good for you.
I toast to my own reunion…
Then I have a jam session.
That sounds eggciting.
Can’t beat it.
I sing the body electric beaters.
Whip it. Whip it good.
Obviously he plays a ball-sport…
So, maybe he was doing a sort of “happy dance” and got his fingers caught in his shorts…
I hate when I get my fingers caught doing the happy dance.
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*pokes*
*doesn’t pay* ;[
*tickles*
*doesn’t say where*
*giggles*
Gee LGB, sounds like you gave that picture a pretty thorough investigation.
*Skaweeeeze*
*supermushyskaweeeeeze*
I gave it a once-over.
Yeah in case you’re wondering, you go to the “view” menu up top to zoom back out.
*furiously scribbles notes*
*looks @ notes*
*squints*
*crumples and tosses*
*superMushy and LGB skaweeeeeze*
*superLeilasqueeze*
Cafe World let you out for awhile, huh?
What? Huh? What?
*takes off hairnet*
Girl, I am so not good at this stuff. I am still trying to figure out how ended up in Farmville and Cafe World.
Oh I know…someone sent me a goat or cow and I couldn’t turn it down.
*rubs hands together*
Yes, all is going according to plan…
Don’t have a cow dudette.
First, Leila, then BFF — will it never end?
Indeed.
I had to quit Mafia Wars. People were killing me and I didn’t even know why. I am such a nice criminal.
I can’t get rid of those poor animals. I just can’t.
Ahem. Would anyone like a bunny?
A bunny!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Me! Me! Me!!! Can I have the bunny!!!???!! Please?
Of course! FV or CountryLife?
I can’t believe I fell for this.
*sigh*
*squeezes*
*hands Leila an adorable little fluffy lop-eared bun*
I’m sowwy. I just can’t help it some days.
ZOMG!!!! Soooooooooo cute!!!! Thank you!
*hops away with new bunny*
I just can’t say no. I need help.
Usually when a footballer scores his teammates all give him a “group hug”. Maybe this is an attempt to stop that. It would put me off.
No, that’s him after the… umm… “group hug”. He feels so violated!
I need to start buying eye bleach in bulk. I think failblog must have stock in that product.
yup, he is a fairy
This dude reminds me of the Balloon Boy father. Maybe it’s his weird haircut? Awkward facial expression? Inappropriate response to the situation? Or just looking like a total douche? It’s hard to tell.
Is it the frank or the beans?
Yes. He is playing hide the sausage.
Oh man! How’d he get the beans above the frank?
Talent my friend. Talent.
Nice package?
This shipment is going to require extra on the shipping and handling.
Who is shipping and who is handling?
I’d take care of the handling free of charge.
Just sayin’.
not before i do some handling, there professor m
He’s an ex ASRom’ player (the second team of Rome, the first one is SSLAZIO, don’t forget about that
~I will tattoo this somewhere on my my body so I don’t ever forget.~
Lazio is also the only one being pathetic, don’t forget about that
Mazda – It Just Feels Right™
Forza Roma, forza Romanisti, forza… eh, forza… wait, what?
He’s Antonio Cassano, now he play on Sampdoria (Serie A).
He’s crazy
GO Antonio!
So… when tearing off your shirt in a fit of wild celebration….
really do take a moment and be sure that you’re holding your shirt.
Cassano, de galactico c’hai solo ‘li brufoli
Judgement: Deemed Fail
There’s no fail font big enough for this one…maybe failblog can put a “fail stamp” across the entire pic diagonally?
well, as said this is antonio cassano when he was playing for roma… he was not celebrating, just the opposite… he was desperate… and as someone already said, he’s totally mad…
Soccer.
ROAR! IT’S CALLED FOOTBALL YOU DUMB YANK!
*passes out and dies from pointless overreaction*
Combining your sentences, I suspect “passing out from a dumb yank” may be what the footballer in the photo is doing.
I don’t even know what that means, but usually when you pass out you don’t pull your shorts up your ass.
Hey, at least he remembered what the sign said and kept the sponsor in view during the celebration.
It’s a win for my eyes, imo.
mine too
Antonio Cassano. Italian footballer, now playing in Sampdoria
AMO LE CASSANATE!
Not even a celebration, just obvious whoever posted this has no clue who Cassano is, and what he’s usually up to on the pitch
That’s Rodrigo Taddei. He looks like Willem Defoe but I’d suggest you look him up on YouTube to see how nasty he is.
FAIL
That’s Cassano, Taddei didn’t even play at Roma when MAZDA was on shirts
This is epic win in my book.
Good to see equal sporting opportunities for our “special” players.
i dont see why this is a fail… its definetly my first reaction to a celebration
I know right? I do this everytime my favorite team wins
soooo gay
I think his team lost
oh i feel so pretty
ANTONIO CASSANO!
guess who is not bringing sexy back. that guy
he is Cassano
He’s not celebrating at all.
wow, he’s clearly not wearing any underwear… wouldn’t that be a bit… breezy?
that’s gay..
It’s not Antonio Cassano! It’s Rodrigo Taddei!
Sorry, all the people saying it was Cassano were pissing me off.
gay..