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  1. ARrRhHG says:

    Sold his soul….

  2. Araborn says:

    price the lord!

  3. -ahoy- says:

    phone number to heaven!

  4. Michael says:

    I know where that is! My family and I used to drive past it every year on our way to go on holiday. It’s in New Zealand just north of Whangarai I think. I’m almost fully certain that’s where it is.

  5. Drunk-ozu says:

    If Jesus has to result in selling his body for money what chance do we have???

  6. lolol says:

    that was Allah

  7. Fr says:

    Win imo.

  8. Hasbro says:

    I think that’s an apt description of mainstream religion.

    • ben says:

      That it’s for lease? That makes no sense, how can you rent a religion, and it’s not like you have to pay to be in a lot of religions =S

      • Drunk-ozu says:

        ben.. you make me sad…

        • spazarmy says:

          Doctor Spaz to the rescue!!!!

          *I’ll have to operate for four hours to transplant a funny bone into ben…. 3 hours into the operation and a vein ruptures! The doctor fixes the ruptured vein and finishes the operation

          gives ben an aspirin for the headache post-op

          • rasputin says:

            Physician, heal thyself

            • ben says:

              Fine, I’ll just make up random statements and compare them to something completely unrelated as well then. Transplanting a funny bone into me eh? I think that holds comparisons to the rise and dissolution of the Weimer Republic and is an apt description of how we should strive to live our lives, as a bone.

      • Courtney says:

        …. Fail.

      • JM The Tank says:

        Ben, I think Hasbro’s point was that organized religion has given up on true spirituality and is all about the money, now. From the catholic church to evangelism, and every church that passes around the offering plate, money is the main religious motivator, and the church will do almost anything to get it, including selling out Jesus and all they say he stood for.

        Just to clarify.

  9. Foreigner1 says:

    Poor owners- …Are they by any chance Roman Catholic?

    But I really did not know that Jesus actually legally was owned by anyone….

  10. claudiu says:

    pardon my ignorance but… what’s the word under the banner? a 4 letter word ending with a D….?

  11. Bierbuikje says:

    100$ !

  12. daniel b yeeerrr says:

    funny and suspenceful!
    whats the other word ment to be?

  13. Drunk-ozu says:

    My old savior IS getting a little worn out.

  14. Sƶren says:

    Some weeks later:
    Jesus is sold

  15. philipp says:

    win.

  16. Wolfpack says:

    Hello sir?
    Yeah…uhm…i leased your jesus and it just broke down near my house,so i called and asked if you could somehow get this right again.I mean a new one would be nice….

  17. Leola says:

    So I guess this “savior from heaven” thing isnt going so good for you then…

  18. anthroguy101 says:

    I’d like to lease for a Jesus.

  19. saleppe says:

    now, let’s talk about Obama!

  20. Wootie says:

    …this isn’t news. Jesus has always been for lease – you can get the lease by either having the most money, or killing more of your enemies, or some combination of the two.

  21. Wow, that’s Jesus’ phone number?!

  22. Chuck Norris says:

    I finally decided to write a comment on your blog. I just wanted to say good job. I really enjoy reading your posts. THUMB UP

  23. Andrew Ong says:

    Behind the ‘For Lease’ banner reads ‘LORD’.
    (‘Jesus is For Lease’ – Jesus now up for rent.)

  24. LissieisSOCool says:

    So what’s the down payment on saviors now a days?

  25. gmc360 says:

    Everybody sells out eventually.

  26. Sleestak says:

    Photos don’t lie

  27. Donna says:

    ok for everyone who wants to know it says JESUS IS LORD

  28. Cthulhu says:

    Jesus is a male prostitute. The tithe doesn’t bring in what it used to.

  29. Thomas says:

    make you sure you go over the damage checklist before you lease. I got my jesus home and found holes in hands and feet.

  30. Brandon says:

    I’ll take him!

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  32. XD says:

    God gonna have a lot of spam calls from now on…

  33. Someone says:

    It’s a pretty good deal actually. Get all the free wine you want, as long as you have water (and something to save the wine in obviously).

  34. Someone says:

    It said Jesus is Lord but someone changed the L to a B a while ago.. i noticed while driving past… so it says Jesus is Bord

  35. Dilopho DD says:

    They’re selling jesus again…

  36. Did he die for our sins?

  37. Eric says:

    How much an hour? XD

  38. Luke says:

    As people have said, this shed is just north of Whangarei in New Zealand. It’s been around for a long time, and is just next to a railway overpass, so motorists read it as the drive south.
    Once, someone used spray paint to change the ‘L’ of ‘LORD’ (behind the banner) to a ‘B’, and it remained like that for ages before the owner got the paint removed, though the roof below where the ‘B’ had been was lighter than the rest, so you could still make it out.
    So yea, I’m sure you enjoyed that information :D

  39. Hamish says:

    lol! thats Whangarei, I live there. My parents place is about 5 min from that shed.

  40. bltgsandwich says:

    Unintentional truth win!

  41. vitamin_k says:

    Andy Morley-Hall has stolen this photo! It was taken by a friend of mine for the sideswipe column in the herald! credit for the FAIL but don’t steal other people’s photos!

    • David says:

      Actually, it’s two photos of the same thing – the Sideswipe photo has a red car parked beside the house. I’m sure several people have taken photos of this – I know I was going to (but now I don’t have to).

  42. wadlymac says:

    no need to blank out the phone number I see…

  43. De Waf says:

    OMG IMMD

  44. rob says:

    It was graffitied for years to say “jesus is bored” they “fixed” it a couple of years ago to say jesus is lord, now this…

  45. Merry says:

    The French say it better : “Dieu soit louĆ© !”

  46. Patrick says:

    This is a sign placement WIN, rather than a communication fail.

  47. hutfick says:

    mexican

  48. FailFounder says:

    Poor, poor Jebus

  49. nobody_special says:

    If they wrote down the dollar amount for the lease would that be a Lissajous figure?

  50. ilovebookfairs says:

    the 11th commandment thou shall not but, but may lease…lol

  51. ingold says:

    pretty sure this is in/near Lindsay, ON.

    also, pretty sure this is shopped.

  52. icanhaschicknsandwich.dude says:

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  53. Steven says:

    this is at the end of my road! hahahahaha

  54. TJ says:

    I live really near there!

  55. Memo says:

    Lmfao!! These posts are awesome! :)

  56. Bill says:

    Been true for most of the last 2000 years

  57. D2000 says:

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!! Could be the funniest thing I ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. LucindaFrost says:

    For tha Love of God! That silly son o mine, hay suess acting up again.

  59. Thatguy says:

    Wooohooo i love close as to this!

    it used to say Jesus is Lord then the guy changed it to this haha

  60. Johnny says:

    how is this a fail? it’s an epic win. I bet that number got a hell of a lot of phone calls LOL

  61. Phoebe says:

    Weird… I like go past that everyday and never thought it was Fail material….

  62. pais says:

    Oh god L-Dean this is soooo stupid

  63. blondoO says:

    call now and you’le get a free cross

  64. Lilly says:

    im sorry, people of fail blog…this is a win..


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