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Invisible broom
First reply to first!
First reply to the second first, first, first, first, first, first, first…. [Infinite loop because of my lack of brains]
Trolls: First, first, first, first, first, lovely fiiirst! Wonderful fiiirst!
Me: BUT I DON’T LIKE FIRST!!!
It’s ok dear. I’ll take your first. I love it!
In fact, I will have first, first, first, first, first, first, first, an insightful comment, and first!
But can I have first, instead of the insightful comment?
lawl, thatll hurt :S
Well, we’ve got insightful comment and first, insightful comment, fail and first; insightful comment, fail, troll and first; first, fail, troll and fail; fail, insightful comment, fail, fail, fail and first; fail, fail, fail, insightful comment and fail…
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAM,SPAMMITY SPAM,SPAMMITY SPAM
Baked Beans and Spam!
Nut a guud Idea.!
But spam is good on everything!
How’s things 5E?
Very guud coyote.What INFJ? mean.
Spam is very guud when you put/wrap it around a stick and cook it over a fire. Then roll it in crispwish(fish deep batter). Then put it in a wrap.
Sorry rude of me.. How are you coyote?
Having to take it very easy. Lung problems.
INFJ stands for Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging. It’s a Jungian personality type. I have it there to start conversations.
Why is it when you comment you make me ask more question like…..Jungian?
You have lung problems?
I have heart problems!
Maybe we can go back into the line and get new ones you still have your receipt?.LOL
I am aware that Jung devised the model of personality types but I believe he only presented four, and that it was Briggs-Meyers broke them down further into the sixteen variations that are used now, of which INFJ it one of.
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David Keirsey has written a couple of books that refine the testing and explain the differences for these personality types. One (Please Understand Me II) is the update of the first one, so if you are interested in further research that would be the one to get.
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keirseyDOTcom/sorter/instruments2.aspx?partid=0
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the above actually lets you take the test online, but you have to take is several time at different points in your life to get an actual true read. (replace DOT with the obvious)
5E try going to mypersonality.info/personality-types/infj/. I am far too lazy to write it all out. I was referring to Karl Jung. As for my lungs; after two lung washes and a biopsy where the collapse a lung and whittle a piece out they haven’t a clue as to what is showing up on the CT scans. What’s the heart problem?
Raelalt; I do believe that you are correct.
addendum: I did take the test on line raelalt. I took it three times over a six year period. Not on purpose. Chemo trashed my memory and I forgot until I read the results page. The results were always the same though.
tell me about memory loss due to chemical treatment, went through 6 months of 4X daily ribavirin pills and weekly interjections of interferon. I totally sympathize. Now I am supposed to fit back into a high stress programming job with almost hourly changes in job priorities. I am just hoping to hold out for another 2 years before I can retire.
RE my INFJ, I only took the test once so I really should take it again to confirm. Regardless of the tests the book is interesting in being able to deal with other people and understanding where they are coming from.
A good side to memory loss is that I can re-read my mysteries collections and still be surprised by the ending.
WONDERFUL SPAM!!!!!!!!!
Bloody Vikings.
First reply to first reply to first
This still counts, right?
Sure it does! You’re all boring (except KinkyTom).
I wish there was a way to collapse comment threads.
amazing! how come I didn’t thought of that!!! =))
What sort of witchcraft is this?
Crucio!
Hovercraft.
Kraft Dinner.
Craftmatic adjustable bed.
Arts & craft
Glitter and glue?
Mariah Carey in “Glitter”
i wonder what’s going to happen next.
hospital?
Well first of all, there will be a neat scream and bow-dance, I guess… ^^
adoption?
2nd that
It’s probably a good thing that he won’t be able to breed after this – I don’t think we need that level of idiocy in the gene pool.
god forbid someone being active in there life have kids, should he stay on the computer all day like you probably do.
pretty awesome shot =)
ouch
He looks as if he’s about to do Michael Jackson’s infamous “crotch-grab” move – and at just about the right moment. Ouch!
Ouch indeed. It does look like a MJ type move about to but out, but this may help with the pitch of his voice just a bit.
*bust out** yes, I just woke up
HEE HEE! OU!
If he was lucky, only his moonwalk was affected by what occurred next.
His voice might have been affected, too. Now he can hit those higher notes in “Thriller”.
That will be hard for his balls.
.. unless he has balls of steel. In that case, the rail would have been badly damaged.
or balls of plastic.
poor rail
imminent ouch
forthcoming paroxysm
that’s gonna hurt
I wonder what’ll hurt more, the pole, or the tumble down concrete stairs after?
lolfirstgldh… fml kinky tom.
that looks painful/
I see no children in his future.
He will soon have a very eunuch perspective on life.
Everything will seem neuter him.
Maybe he’ll be able to get a falsetto balls.
Talk about gelding the lily.
He had this same accident previously…he thought he’d capon trying, though.
Well, it’s very impotent to persevere in life.
He had some ideas for improving his performance, but none of those bore fruit.
He really just wants to be a method actor.
Stairway railing = spirits that tend on mortal thought
Skateboarder = Lady Macbeth
He shook his fell purpose, and kept no peace between the effect and it!
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—
The jewel that we find, we stoop and take it
to the hospital; but what we do not see
we tread upon, and never think of it again.
Why, these balls bound; there’s noise in it. ‘Tis hard.
I have a venturous fairy that shall seek the squirrel’s hoard, and fetch thee thence new nuts.
And on their orbs impose such restless revolution day by day; repeated.
And jewels, two stones, two rich and precious stones,
Stolen…!
I have seen a medicine
That’s able to breathe life into a stone,
Quicken a rock, and make you dance canary
With spritely fire and motion, whose simple touch
Is powerful to araise King Pippen.
Up in the air, crown’d with the golden sun, we saw his heroical seed, and smil’d to see him mangle the work of nature.
This was the most unkindest cut of all.
Like egg-shells moved upon their surges, crack’d
As easily ‘gainst our rocks.
In his school-days, when he had lost one shaft, he shot his fellow of the self-same flight the self-same way with more advised watch.
For goodness sake, consider what you do,
How you may hurt yourself—ay, utterly
Grow from the King’s acquaintance, by this carriage.
He may be weary. He should priapus a little tenderness.
That’ll fix him up for sure.
He’s low on energy because he forgot to pack his sack lunch.
Oh, nuts!
I worked with a guy that had a bought honda street motorcycle, he was new to riding. Taking off at a stoplight he hit the acceleration way too hard and slammed into the back of a car. His nuts slammed into the bike’s fuel tank. The love spuds swelled up to the size of grapefruits and he missed months of work. He was able to have children afterwards. So there is a little hope for this guy.
“bought a”
DAMN that hurts
OUCH!!
i think he is holding onto the ledge but he probably will fail in about 5 seconds
Possibly. Is there a way to contact you privately so we can continue this discussion?
his email is his name tard
That’s the joke.
This is why you wear a cup when you skateboard.
I can hear the skateboarders now…
“WTF is a cup?”
They need to be brought back to the teenagers, like they used to be.
According to Darwin skateboarders are about to die out.
HAHAHA.
I love surviving.
Oh snap~ thats must’ve been painful for him when he landed.
It looks more painful seeing him before impact than during.
That looks like it would be fun to watch… Until he starts peeing blood <.<
Look at his face too, he knows whats coming exactly
AHAHAAH invisible broom. that’s so silly.
At least he won’t have to worry about his children ever doing the same thing…..
Youth of all generations rail against the establishment.
They hate being fenced in.
Then someone needs to step up to guide them.
Before they derail any further
And they land hard in reality
I see no children in his future. [2]
[before Climax ] | [CLIMAX !] | [end of action )
He is here –Î
FIRST
Alert the oxford english dictionary. First actualy means… what 23rd? 24th?
yeah!!! what a great pic!
There goes another child that the world will never see.
ouch
OUCH [3]
Fail photoshop is fail. look at the shadows.
I agree!!!
The shadows are correct. His shadow is behind him, like as the shadow of the rail is behind the rail. Now what?
You did notice that there is no shadow of his left leg aswell as there is only like 1/3 of the skateboard shadow ?
Stop nit picking. You’re just ruining it.
He has no left arm.
Yep, that looks photoshopped! EPIC FAIL poster.
OUCH!
I am on my Uncle’s computer. I was about to seach something when all of the recent seaches came up. He’s Disgusting.
I was only looking for my old curry making mate Hot Carl, and then I thought I’d get the 2 girls a cup for a present.
please tell me thers a video of this!!
There’s a video of this.
Good ol’ Aja. Giving the people what the want since *Coughmumblecough*
To dissappint pretty much everyone who
has commented, it’s not a Photoshop photo by max keys uk.
To dissappoint even more I but my hand on the rail and diddnt clatter my balls and I do have the video link to YouTube.
Cheers hope you enjoy the photo
That’s gonna hurt his doodle.
I don’t see a sketch with him?
*deletes ? and adds .*
Sorry, I’m a blonde.
Face says win, feet say fail
Crotch says Ow!
He’ll be sounding like a first grader for a week.
lol!
I’m so sure this Ollie Birth Control ended badly.
where’s his arm?
behind him
btw. where is his left arm???
Fish-eye lens give this fail a professional look.
i’m a skateboarder and i’ve busted my nuts 2 times in my life.
regular stuffs for skateboarder
Skateboarder fail… but photographer win. Great shot.
ze american beer is not vorzy to be called beer!
It is a mere soda!
man i almost clutched my nuts in pain cause that bar looks painful. epic win for photographer.
i miss the days when we used to call this “owned”
Cut and paste photoshop job.
Why must EVERY “extreme” sport be captured in fish eye?
Salmon tried it as a fluke and liked the look.
Oh carp. I thought I cod get away with it.
Now you’ve got a tough roe to hoe.
You can only go so far by acting koi.
HAHA! FISH!
Your bird needs to perch.
for moments like that
Vienna Boys Choir candidate in 3, 2, 1, …
Vienna sausage taking a turn for the wurst in 3, 2, 1, …
Broken eggs for omelet in 3, 2, 1, …
Crushed nuts for the ice cream in 3, 2, 1, …
Lone Star, say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean your pals in the Winnebago.
Future ouch. Many potential babies lost.
He gay
He probably wasn’t right after the pic was taken…
We can only hope that Darwinism makes sure this one will never breed
If things work out right this young man will be up for a Darwin award soon.
*BALLS!*
That’s really gonna suck.
(To the tune of Ready To Fall by Rise Against:)
Now I’m sliding down the railing
Feady to fail
I think my balls are toast
if I end up impaled.
Relax everyone, he has on rocket shoes.
And in a second, he’ll be singing soprano and he’ll have two round, hairy bumps on his forehead.
I wince everytime I look at this picture.
Darwin was right (He might not be able to reproduce after this feat)…..
He might have been dancing ball-et.
He failed the momment he bought those pants
Now THAT is what I call busting a nut.
This is the exact reason my rail skating stays to rails that are knee height and on the ground
thats gotta hurt…
Invisible mini-horse
I understand what happens next! (Ouch!)
Perfect moment for the fail shot!
All of you equal failure…but that guy…he is the new defintion of failure…EPIC FAIL!!!
Look at the kid on the right, looking at his watch thinking, “Aaaaaaany second now…”
OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUCH!
I ask you… Is this skater fail, or Darwinism Win?!?
I say the later choice…
No baby maker for him!!
He’s nuts!
Not only is he missing an arm, but about to be missing a NUT!
He looks like that jailhouse rock Elvis clock.
This one.
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/incrediblegifts_2092_10514016
This will only be the first in a series of upcoming failures for him.
upcoming….lmao
hes the nutless wicked witch!
I lol’d at the guy in the background looking at his watch as he counts down the seconds to this guy’s imminent fail.
50-50 to board-slide to no chance of procreation.
gahhh this picture gives me pain x___X
My mouth stayed open for a straight minute while looking at the guy….:O
I’m a girl and even I flinched when I saw this picture.
in that moment you know the only thought he is having is “this is really gonna hurt”
it would probably hurt more if the picture was real, its obviously a fake, lighting all wrong, no shadows. and the scale itsn’t right either look at the size of the step and his feet/legs. FAKE AND GAY
Actually, this is Birth Control for Idiots.
It’s kind f funny that his expression hasn’t figured out what’s going to happen yet.
This shot must be the product of some lucky timing.
been there done that..
its inevitable, mr anderson
ouch!! i want to see the picture when he fall
In moments like those I would like to have a go-back-in-time machine.
For those about to fail, we salute you
If this is a fail posted on a failblog, whouldn’t that make it a WIN?
Bollocks!
Invisible blowjob!
Curse you, GRAVITY!
photoshop fail
Looks like a fake. This guy is photoshopped into the picture. He lost his left arm? his shadow continues below the roof, the board itelf has no shadow. His right hand looks fake, too.
Another grinding fail!
Darwin’s Law in action! (If he didn’t win a Darwin Award just 0.1 seconds after the photo, he’ll win it soon).
On second thought (after reading some other people’s comments. Yes, It is a FAKE, you can see the real person’s shadow on the wall above & behind the photoshop person. Different leg position, etc.
Tim
To dissappint pretty much everyone who
has commented, it’s not a Photoshop photo by max keys uk.
To dissappoint even more I but my hand on the rail and diddnt clatter my balls and I do have the video link to YouTube.
Cheers hope you enjoy the photo
Someone’s on the fast track to neutertown.
Can you not read
No. No, they can’t.
that’s what you get for wearing skinny jeans!
Handrail win.
too bad. this guy would have made some pretty babies.
that’s gotta hurt…
oh wow this is round the corner form my house
Wow, here comes double-kill!
he like to play hardball!
I don’t get it. I could land that
Maybe I just watch the show too much, but I’m almost positive this is a screen cap of a video they showed in an episode of Scrubs, where a teen skater wrecks his family jewels in this manner and J.D. replays the accident to him over and over. Just sayin’ >_>
id suck those nuts better
Okay!
about to fail,
about to ill
Rlly rlly painful nut accident in 3…2…1…
Sterile win.
lol… some friend…
This conversation is going no where. It’s lacking the place of a good leader to head the things to come out on conclusion.
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jon
Michael Jackson Dance in midair!
i know the guy, he actually makes it haha
RIP Testicles.
This looks shopped.
Now I really want to see the next picture.
Or a video of this.
If that kid in the backround was recording it he needs to put it online. NOW.
serves him right for wearing those bloody skinny leg trousers
Oh, railing kill!
who needs a skateboard when you can moonwalk
Let him have his last seconds of dignity
ABORT MISSION!
well, at least we don’t have to worry about him getting into the gene pool
grab some nuts
)
I wonder who this ended?
where is his arm
there goes justin bieber career