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Do not photograph BJ’s.
They did not say anything about HJ’s.
Hoe jobs?
Hand Jam?
Hand jam what?
*whisperwhisper*
*nods*
*giggles*
DO NOT WANT!!!
*showers off baconlube*
*puts clothes back on*
*wanders off*
Dammit!
GOOGLE: load/epic_fail/fail_pictures/free_hugs_fail/8-1-0-344
What do you guys have with your “free hugs”? Go hug a train! >:S
*ponders*
Bacon + marshmallow? My first thought is “ick,” but I like bacon with maple syrup — so maybe it would be tasty.
…except we don’t nom Failfriends!
Oh, come on. You never know until you try!
I can’t believe I missed out on bacon flavoured marshmallow.
*cries*
I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so!
*squeeze*
*mumblemumblemumble*
Didn’t want it anyway! so nerr
*squeeze*
Hacking jobs?
Hump Jobs?
Her Jugs?
Hi Judy!
*waves*
Hey Jules!
*waves*
Hey The Moomin
*waves*
Hand Jive?
♪Do the hand jive!! ♪
…or was it hand jerk??
…is there a difference?
How juvenile! :p
Half a joke?
Hey Jude. . .
Heffalumps Juggling?
Right, you should videotpae them, POV style.
Camel Joe, what is a videotpae?
It’s a Baconlube™ container.
Ah, I see.
^
LOL
Son of a b*tch, fluffy. you beat me with about 12 milliseconds. You win this round, magical fish.
Good try tho , troll.
You see me trollin’ the comments, you know in your heart that I am a lifeless troll.
They see me trollin’
they be hatin’?
Exactly.
Trollin’ dirty?
They see me trollin, they hatin… Moderatin and tryna catch me postin dirtay.Tryin to catch me trollin dirty
Tryin to catch me trollin dirty
Tryin to catch me trollin dirty
Tryin to catch me trollin dirty
My post are all caps
I’m laggin
They hopin that they gon catch me trollin dirty
Tryin to catch me trollin dirty
Tryin to catch me trollin dirty
Tryin to catch me trollin dirty
Tryin to catch me trollin dirty
THWACK!!!
NOBODY calls our fluffy a son of a b*tch!!!
*kicks remains off of cliff*
Sowwy…
*pat pat pat*
Run along and play nice, now.
How can I run and play if you kicked my remains off of a cliff?
*takes fluffy out of the bowl*
*takes bowl and smashes it over Gage’s head*
*buys fluffy a brand new bowl*
*fills it with fresh water*
*places fluffy in bowl*
*squeeze*
Pardon me but I believe that you just smashed a bowl over my head.
and?
And that I was already dead, so you smashing a bowl over my head did nothing. You just smashed Fluffy’s $40 bowl.
It was a clone.
Oh, okay. Carry on, then.
It was well worth it. Trust me.
LIES!!!
By the way, where EXACTLY do the endless supply of clones come from?
You have to ask BFF. No one else claims to have clones.
*tickles Moomin*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
*poke*
I’ve never seen bff post before. Where has he been?
Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you come from BFF… joe?
He is hiding from you and gage.
That makes me feel wanted.
Would that have made her a dogfish and not a goldfish?
That changes everything!
it does?
Yup. Now we’re the trolls.
You kill us.
YAY!!!!!!!!
*death by watching Hannah Montana*
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg.
I was hoping he’d say death by snoo snoo.
HeHe! Futurama is cool!
I know, but I prefer The Simpsons.
They’re both good shows, but in the end it’s all a bunch of Groening.
You forgot to announce that you were firing your lazer.
on the last sign does it say no smoking? Why the hell would you smoke while giving a BJ? wouldn’t that hurt the other person a lot?
No BJ.
No Money shot.
No smoking afterwards.
What about smoking during?
Need more baconlube.
Baconlube and smoking? I thought Baconlube was flammable.
It is. But you can put the flames out with *mumbledy*.
ORLY?
♪ But you can put me out, put me out, put me out of misery. . .♪
is that a YARLY?
♪ Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam
He ran the drug cartel in Tinsel Town
They found him in a cadillac
Bludgeoned with a baseball bat
In the name of misery ♫
Putting out fire with gasoline, sis?
♪ Last night I saw that beauty queen
Watched her paint her face on
I wanna be that magazine
That she bases life on
I wanna waste her monthly blood
Wanna get some on my love
Wanna get some gasoline
And burn the house down ♫
♪ That’s right!
Don’t want to hurt nobody.
Some-things-sure-can-sweep-me-off-my-feet.
Burning down the house! ♪
♪ Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
Oh-oh-oh, I’m on fire ♫
♪ It may be a fire.
Tomorrow it could be nothing. . . ♪
♪ It was nothing at all
Like anything I had felt before
No, nothing at all ♫
♪ Hey little sister what have you done? ♪
don’t you mean orally?
FIRST!?!?
Damnit…
First fail…… better luck next time
Oh come on he frigging beat me by milliseconds
(she)
She beat me by milliseconds.
*looks at time difference*
Hmmm…
*goes about her business*
That still doesn’t negate the fact that you blow donkeys.
Perfect placement
Yes. We have them right where we want them. Now, to set the trap…
If you lure in unsuspecting bystanders, I’ll set up the camera
I’ll feed the dog mushrooms.
Remember, failpeeps are not food. No feeding mushy to dogs.
Or he will go all Kung-Fu grandma on you!!!
This should explain everything. . .
http://failblog.org/2008/11/30/wtf-fail/
Hmmm. . . a stray Moomin.
*Squeeze*
There’s no other sort.
*squeeze*
*bundles-up Moomin*
*squeezes tight*
*sets him free to stray*
*keeps stray bits left on sweater to squeeze later*
*sniff*
Seeing how long the pun run is on that fail brings a tear to my eyes.
This should explain everything. . .
ht tp://failblog.org/2008/11/30/wtf-fail/
There was nothing to explain.
Wow.
I wasn’t confused though. I was just saying don’t feed mushy to the dogs, since he’s a mushroom. It was a small joke.
A very good one at that.
Where’s the little mushy today?
You still need to explain why the chicken crossed the road.
Justin Lee Collins did that yesterday.
Love him…too funny…
Here, Gageima, this will explain it:
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/03/04/patience-fail/#comment-810319
Thank you, that explains so much…
np
The lift only goes up.
So you have to work the pole to go back down?
It doesn’t count if I don’t look at it right?
Her head is in the way.
“Her”? I don’t think so.
That would be Adam and Steve to you. Not Adam and Eve.
He must be a fire fighter, because he knows how to slide down a pole.
Or the way he handles the hose.
Or the way he drives the truck.
Or the way he rescues cats from trees.
Or the way he handles the pressure.
Or the way he gets you wet.
Or the way I can stand the heat.
Or the way he grabs the equipment.
Damn you Internet Exploder!
Or the way his strap-on helmet stays put during wind.
What a magnificant transformation, Fireman! One minute you’re Scotty and the next…nekkid!!
*drool*
o_o
Okay……………………….
All right, sex-less pictogram person then.
If he’s sex-less, then it’s about time he’s getting some action! Poor sap.
Asexual reproduction?
5 th
7th
Skeletor is exempted.
Only on weekends.
Damn i kept doing that , gotta look out for those signs now.
No javelin throwing in front of other people.
Wait; if this guy photographed this sign, he is already break one rule. What do you think the chances are he is breaking all 3 at this moment?
What’s rule #3. No cigars?
ht tp://hackedirl.com/2010/02/23/culture-jamming-graffiti-the-pie-is-a-lie-too/
Does the one on the right mean they have banned rainbows?
Moomin!
*squeeze!*
SQUEEEEZEFEEEEEEEEEST!!!!!!!
*joins Judy and Moomin*
I would say that’s what she said, but then that would make me trollier.
*tsk*
Exactly…
No pie.
Who banned all the pies,
Who banned all the pies. . .
I DID
*dramatic chipmunk*
You did dramatic chipmunk?!?!?
*sidles away*
…I have a serious problem…
No, that’s a ridiculous problem to be honest.
Banning rainbows? But what did they do wrong?
They gave away pot o’ gold locations.
Well no wonder their banned…
Yeah. For such a small minority, Leprechauns have a huge influence.
They’re the messengers for imaginationland.
♫Imaaaginnnaaaaation……Imaaaagiiiinnnnaaaaation♫
And always after me lucky charms!
Yea, I mean what’s up with that? They think they can just barge in all like “I’m gonna take your cereal.” NO. It’s MY cereal. MY cereal.
Damn cereal killers!
What did Capt. Crunch ever do to you??
Nothing, but that Tony the tiger dude scares me o.o
He replaced King Vitamin.
That’s awful.
We should get some rainbows up all over in protest!
Activate the sprinklers!
*gasp*
But that’s a conspiracy by the government!
But I want my happy ending.
The guy gets the girl. There.
Oh,
you meant…oh…
The Terminator got Sarah Connor?!?
That’s not a happy
Unless, he was sent back to reproduce, making John Conner a half human, half robot hybrid, so that he could be the key to a new era of robot/ human relations.
Be realistic. Like a woman would get with a machine. . .
Unless his name is Bob…
In my home town there is now a Thai massage parlour that is actually called The Happy Ending.
Awesome.
Can women go too?
Lei! I would never suspect!
It’s not for me. It’s for a … friend. Yeah. A friend.
LIES!!!!!
I was going to pass the info to you my friend.
Am I your friend? :3
No.
:’(
I am insignificant however. You need to worry about others.
Im not sure he needs a poom or a glower or a horaw yet.
It makes you wonder why they had to put it up in the first place…
It makes me wonder why granny wasn’t ALL over this fail…
*ponders*
Sudden attack of piety?
*guffaw*
Which granny? You mean the one who beat me with a price scanner at that gas station?
*smiles wistfully*
Nope. Our granny catflap. You haven’t been lurking too long, have you Gage?
What do you mean by lurking?
Reading the comments here on Fail Blog, but not posting or interacting with the regulars.
SO if you feel like getting interactive. . .
NO Moomin, you read the sign…
Silly, everybody knows The Moomin doesn’t read.
♪‘Cause everybody knows, that nobody really knows♪
He know’s everything about nothing,
and not too much about that.
So if you know someone who knows what he knows,
Youm ust know…
Do a barrel roll!
I just started posting on the comments, it’s fun… but who is granny catflap?
*snickers*
*LOLZ*
Google him and Fail Blog!
a failpeep?
GCF is a star
A Fail Peep AND a star!
Oh
SUPAHSTAR!!!!
♪If you are what you say you are, a superstar, then have no fear♪
Of such websites as these:
w ww.holycrapisthatevenlegal.org
.us
w ww.ewwmindbleachplease.net
w ww.
Jon! You’re here!
*squeeze*
Jon’s here? Where?
Not for long, unfortunately.
Tennis now, wheee!
I’ll be back later. It’s been a tough day, and I need some *snork*.
JON!!! Hey Jon!!!! You remember me, rite?
GCF is my hero. I find him strangely arousing and nauseating all at the same time.
ht tp://failblog.org/2010/03/04/clueless-fail/#comments
I’m still recovering.. But then again, I was a lurker too until recently..
Hey, you cute little spacecat, you! *squeeze*
Hopefully, the damage won’t be permanent…
Some women find scars attractive…until they start itching.
It makes me wonder why they would have the need to put up a sign like this. Is it a frequent problem?
Hmm… Good question… I wonder… Anyone want to test this theory?
I would think people would find a lack of them more of a problem.
♪ Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs.
Blocking up the scenery. Breaking up my mind.
Do this, don’t do that. Can’t you read the sign? ♪
So…No worshipping?
You can’t sing hymns without playing the organ. . .
Can you just play the flute then?
Hard to sing with your mouth full.
Not to mention it’s impolite.
Swallow down, then speak.
What if you’re vegetarian?
Theoretically, it’s no different from eating eggs.
BLAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
That just ended a beautiful relationship.
*picks off bits of cubed carrot*
Yeah, I am sorry. I am afraid it is what it is even IRL.
You exist in real life? Woah!
*goes for a long sit down*
I live inside your top hat.
I think I will just hum along.
*hums along with Jules*
*tickles*
*giggles*
*laughes*
*pokes*
*pays*
*pokes*
*laughs*
*pokes*
*steals*
*pokes*
*snatches*
… but you can hum.
Oh yes?
*raises eyebrow, tophat falls off*
*Sticks feet out of tophat*
*Runs away*
Hahahahahahahahaha. Genius Marius
RIGHT!
How many of you live in my hat?
*guilty look*
No taking pictures of grilled cheese sammiches here. Move along, move along…
How about in the kitchen?
Where? On the counter?
You can sterilize it afterwards. Butt prints come off easy.
Yea, especially with a ShamWOW.
Personal experience, sis?
Um…no.
I use virgin soap every day.
*straightens Leila’s halo*
*moves a bit of hair over horns*
*ThankYouSqueezieLGBie*
Umm. . . waiter, there’s hair in my tossed salad.
The standing pictogram person looks kind of scared / surprised. Maybe the banning is for giving unwanted or surprise grilled cheese sandwiches?
The attack of the BJs. It’s a new book title. Check it out.
Is that the book where the serial griller turns out to be the butler in a fat suit?
carib, I like you. I really, really like you.
I always like hearing that from witty women (I wanted to say beautiful women but don’t know what you look like)
Well, not very much like my avatar. I DO have blonde hair, though.
Oh, and *squeeze*
:blush:
*returnsqueeze*
*takes x-ray of Leila*
*sees heart of gold*
Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
Lemme see…
*takes a HUGE wiff*
It kinda has tha…
THUD!!!!!
Not again!!!
*pulls out smelling salts*
Leila!!! You gotta quit doing that…
*comes to*
Ooooooh man! I have a big headache now.
*hands Leila mirror*
Erm, you might want to check what LGB did….
*rushes-in*
*puts pancake makeup on huge scar*
Ummm, LGB? That’s pancake batter you’re applying.
*grabs ShamWow™ and wipes*
*applies neon green Play-Doh™*
*Takes off Play-Doh*
*Puts on Silly Putty*
*Rolls Leila across the Sunday comics*
Hey Leila, you look delicious today!
Get in mah belleh!!!
Can anyone expain while we’re using grilled cheese sandwich as a synonym for *mumblemumble*
Yes we can.
*Rolls eyes*
Well, please explain?
You can’t have any, you’re too young.
No soup for you!!!
From what I know, its probally a reference to a previous fail, and thats why your using it as a synonym for bj. If I could have a clickie to that fail, that would make a certain hippo happy.
Is it a hungry hungry hippo in need of a sammich?
HIPPO-HIPPO-HURRAY!!!!!
The hippo is a lie!
Not your marbles. My marbles! Not your marbles. My marbles!
No! MINE!!!!!!!!
*Steals LeiLeis cat’s eye*
*Runsawaywithaquickness*
*trips vcordie*
*watches as he falls flat on his face*
OOOOOOPSIE!!!! …no one steals my cat’s eye. NO ONE!!!
*puts eye back in forehead*
*Doesn’t land on ground after falling*
Pfft. My cat’s eye.
*Goes to sulk in the mud*
*omnomnomnom*
I should of thought of that. (Being a hungry hungry hippo)
I don’t believe this occurred in the UK. The shop-keeper would have been prosecuted for displaying offensive material.
It’s right by my house. I drive by it everyday. It’s hilarioumous!!!
No, it’s the bikini shop near the beach. I ogle there every day. It’s.just.wow.
Sure. When you’re 18.
*kicks reply up there ↑↑*
Maybe not even then!
So what is it really trying to mean? I’m thinking this is some kind of vantage point and it means no pushing anyone else over the edge?
KHat, put your mind in the gutter and let it marinate there for several hours.
*points at the _really_ in khats post for emphasis*
Hey! I was here first! And I don’t like sharing.
Aw, c’mon, Ms B! It’s big enough for all of us!
*pokes*
*tickles*
Maby we are just interperting this all wrong… Then again its funnier this way.
I see English is not your first language either.
The post is funnier that way
No it isnt actualy. It is the langue I think in though…
Do you dream in English?
Yes…
No worries Leola it’s fail blog. Anything goes. There aint no grammer police, or bullyies. Just have fun post often and play nice.
You forgot the stildes.
What are stildes?
Lets just wait here until someone tells us.
Yikes. *Bukkit*
I’d be careful about whose advice you listen to if I were you Leola.
By the way, everyone asks me if I dream in English. It’s my fifth. I don’t remember much of my dreams to have an aswer.
I accidenty my ‘n’. Oh well.
These are TILDIES —–> ~ ~
forgot “n”
Its my second. But I dont speak my first very much anymore.
What was the first?
German. Then English. And then French.
English was your fifth? Impressive. What was your first?
Italian.
Do you live in the US?
Canada actualy.
Me as well. I hate this country though. I _REALLY_ want to live in Wales.
Why? Canada is amazing. :’(
Wale’s is better. And its not amazing where I live(I carry weapons).
*Sneaks into post*
*Steals extra ‘*
*puts it in stash*
*sneaks out*
*gives stash to NS*
Oh so Ottowa area? Or maby Toronto?
Think gateway to the kawarthas/cottege country.
oh…
*headdesk*
Photoshop fail actually, theBJ sign is a clip and a badly resized one at that.
~You are absolutely right my friend!~
Just to clarify one last time, tildes means sarcasm right?
~Noooo~
*Snickers*
Not every thing is photoshoped. More often its real…
FailBlog tends to have a fairly sizable infestation of “faked” or “Photoshopped” trolls. Pay them no mind. We have a wide variety of trolls here actually…
On my first day one could say I was a master-baiter troll.
You don’t really want to be a troll around these parts.
I know. There’s dragons and little birds to worry about.
Yes, we are always here and we are always watching.
Oh… I think I understand but Im not quite sure… It would help if I knew what a troll is…
Hmm… my wife has this exact same sign up in our bedroom.
I’m very sorry to hear that, Joe.
*dies ROFLing*
♪ Hey, Joe. Where ya goin’ with your gun in your hand? ♪
God people. The sign clearly says you are not allowed to smoke while takeing pictures of people with floating heads tieing each others shoes.. The fact that one APPEARS to be giving the other oral pleasure is just you being mistaken. It’s actualy a common floating head person greeting.
Don’t read it backwards. It’s not in Arabic.
I think its pie or a rainbow…
What is that place? A store?
It’s a photo shop.
I really, really like you right now.
~Tomorrow — not so much.~
Heyyy!
*Grabs sis in headlock and gives nuggies*
*giggles*
*wiggles out of headlock*
*grabs bro’s upper arm and socks firm and square*
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
*Chuckles*
*Goes back to work*
What kind of establishment are you running here where a man can’t get decent BJ?
Sorry, we don’t carry BJ, we carry Fop.
are you a dapper dan man?
*laughs*
*reads again*
*laughs*
*wipes away a tear*
*moves on to next comment*
legal in europe so long you laugh dirty if childern see you xa
so… is anal sex accepted?
Well, I for one will never visit this establishment!
So what is this really supposed to be? Begging?
DARN! I REALLY WANTED TO DO THAT! XD
It cant mean that.
There’s no photography or oral sex in the champagne room either.
end 1999 flashback
Where was this taken?
That’s what I want to know, too. Where was it taken and does it really mean what everyone is interpreting it as?
Aww C’MON
is it humping or wut is it? im 13
Is that guy praying or doing something i don’t want to think about?
is (s)he sucking hes b***? or humpin?
Awww, come on!
wow i’m surprised no one brought up Hillary Duff because she is to blame for that new signs creation
No begging(panhandling)!
no blow jobs allowed!
no sex? wat kind a place is that????
what about foot jobs? dont forget our amputees out there