Equal Opportunity Fail or Job Win?
Equal Opportunity Fail
Aww .. but he just wants love.
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I see the fail, they forgot one quotation mark.
someone should dress up as skelator and apply lol
I have a massive penis.
What language was that?
The language of love.
Ken Lee! A libi dibi douchooooo!!
GOOGLE: load/epic_fail/fail_signs/fire_alarm_fail/12-1-0-439
The original owner wants it back.
Ken Lee,
Prove it! Everyone on the internet has a huge penis. Would love to see it!
I did and they kicked me out.
That is because…..
I HAVE THE POWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEERRRR!
Did you then undress the costume to show them how She Ra-esk you really are?
Technically, that’s when they kicked me out
They said something about indecent exposure and children and blah blah blah. Some people are so old fashioned.
Aha, it was the cashier job at your local catholic church then?
Their annexed thrift store. Nuns are so uptight. If they would just get some, they wouldn’t be so cranky.
They’re disappointed because the men around them are more interested in something about indecent exposure and children.
If children are your ‘thing’ its best not to tell anyone….
Try to understand what you read.
I think it’s “him” ^
Benedict? Or Skeletor?
Who?
Gary Glitter?
Dun Dun DUNNNNNNN!
Agreed.
I call that a win.
I can’t see the fail, either. I wouldn’t like to work with someone who looks like that.
So much for the lady from “Days of Our Lives”, says my wife (Hope)…
She used to call her “Skeletor” growing up.
First
Pwned
Orko’d.
Poo Head
This Has Already Been Posted
I couldn’t remember if it was this exact sign that was posted, or if these people copied someone else.
Must be 21+ on weekends. What about other days of the week?
I thought the sign orders weekends to be at least 21 days long.
Clearly, my weekends have not been following the rules.
The first rule about weekend is you do not talk about weekends.
*s
The second rule about weekends is to binge drink, vomit and end up in casualty.
Third and final rule is to not be able to remember what you did, where you where, or who you were with… yet still know you had a damn good time.
I thought the “+” stood for casualties.
That’s not a positive outlook.
Don’t make him cross. You’ve seen his angry face.
It gave him the X-Factor though.
In addition to high blood pressure.
Looking like a Nazgûl is ok then?
DISCRIMINATION!!!!
11111 furst
Thank you Capn’ Oblivious.
No body likes firsters. Especially LATE firsters.
Bring out “The Fist.”
You mean “paperweight”.
win
really?!
O.o
FRIST!!!!!!!!!
Well, that leaves Marc Anthony out.
win 2
And Maria Schriver too.
i guess that means the new cashier needs to be alive for work…
Well, they certainly shouldn’t be “late” for work.
That’s zombie discrimination.
There’s this lunch lady at my cafeteria who looks just like skeletor. She even wears the purple hood and laughs the same way. She must be at least 70 years old
No cashier job for that old bag of bones then.
Hahah =D,
Damn and i realy wanted that job….
Oh well next time….hey I here they are hiring at Jenny Craig.
Either there has been a rash of Village People showing up to apply for jobs there or it is a vitamin shop and they don’t want juicers.
I think they must be up to some shady business. I mean, if they don’t want Skeletor there, that means they don’t want to get He-Man’s attention. If you don’t want He-Man’s attention, you must be up to no good.
By the power of Greyskull, you may well be right!
More likely they just don’t want any meth-heads.
i fell off my chair cause i was laughing so much.
Funny that, I fell off your mom earlier.
Funny that, his mom left after his father came home and said he was a woman trapped inside a man’s body. I think you met his “other” mom with the man hands and Adam’s apple post-op.
If it looked like a vag it still counts.
There’s an old purse fail on here you find happiness with if that’s the case.
Maybe me and you should find hapenis, baby.
Can I interest you in this loupe? Might be helpful for that.
No no, I prefer tweezers and a microscope. (and a giant buttplug)
Your a surgeon?
I can be whatever you want be to be.
(apart from gone)
whatever you want “be” to be?
Shut upppppppp. Nobody noticed.
oh, but i so did =]
I bet you would be able to hit it with a slingshot.
doremi… you shouldn’t have changed your name.
Why is that again?
How about a little pony.?
pony…tail?
tail?
Not fair to people with heroin cheeks!
Makes me wonder what happened with the last cashier.
Got sent back to Snake Mountain.
Poor Skeletor, hes been black balled everywhere =<
No, that is ’cause he never gets any.
Who would want to give him any.
I’d be more afraide to walk into a shop that had She-Ra when she was PMSing than Skeletor having not gotton any.
*nods sagely*
The word ‘boner’ would probably put me in moderation limbo right?
Here goes nothing….
*rolls eyes*
*goes dizzy*
*tips over*
*pokes space feline*
*doesn’t say where*
Luckily you landed on your feet / paws
1 gone, 8 to go..
Aww man, I really miss that cartoon.
Poor Skeletor. It’s been hard on him after being kicked out of Snake Mountain. What with finding a new place, having to do everything himself without minions and trying to land a decent job.
lol @ carib’s post ^^
I feel worse for He-Man. Once he came out of the closet he’s not been able to land a decent villain.
Why? Why such discrimination? Why?
It’s so destructive. I hope Skeletor sees this- he’d have a bone to pick with them.
Yeah, this shop seems to be so marrow-minded.
The biggest fail is that they probably said that because they just had an encounter with someone who did look like Skeletor.
No Skeletor? Fine. Someone needs to dress up as Mumm-Ra and apply in person.
I guess Wayne Ferriera will not be eligible for this job.
First – This is a win
Second – So it at Oddly Specific
First – This is a win
Second – Saw it at Oddly Specific
The sad thing is, Skeletor wasn’t thin! He was a buff dude – the toy’s body was the same as He-Man’s – it’s just he was purple and had a skull for a head.
Come on, this is a WIN! I wouldn’t hire Skeletor either. Which means that Nancy Pelosi doesn’t even need to bother applying.
This should have been a WIN! lol
Thats called cartoonism.
And I thought we had come so far as a nation…
Double edged sword this one having skeletor as a cashier would attract customers but he would also make frequent bungling attempts to kill them along with his usless minions. He’d probably keep using the PA to cackle menacingly aswell.
Marry me. You and I think alike.
Inside Cannot look like skeletor?
I guess everyone looks like Skeletor from “inside”.
But if you look like Beastman I guess that’s totally fine.
BEST FAIL EVER. Period. I thought I would bust a gut laughing.
My boyfriend’s mom looks like Skeletor.
So looking like the mummy dude from Thundercats or Cobra Commander is perfectly okay.
So I take it the hobo shot the last cashier because he looked too much like Skeletor
Damn it, I wanted to apply!
i think it’s a fail
I think “Skeltor” refers to those kids with the tackle box of piercings and make up………….who else are they going to find to work this lousy job