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	<title>Comments on: Burglar fail</title>
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		<title>By: burglar bars</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-1512865</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[burglar bars]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 15:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, Neat post. There&#039;s a problem along with your website in web explorer, could check this? IE nonetheless is the market leader and a large section of folks will miss your fantastic writing due to this problem.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, Neat post. There&#8217;s a problem along with your website in web explorer, could check this? IE nonetheless is the market leader and a large section of folks will miss your fantastic writing due to this problem.</p>
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		<title>By: Weirdo Dudeo</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-1224758</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Weirdo Dudeo]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2011 21:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This robas a noob. Everyone knows only fail blog is funny. *Asks cheezburger* Can i have my pay check now?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This robas a noob. Everyone knows only fail blog is funny. *Asks cheezburger* Can i have my pay check now?</p>
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		<title>By: Moose</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-953996</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Moose]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gageima, DO NOT SAY A JOKE. That is all.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gageima, DO NOT SAY A JOKE. That is all.</p>
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		<title>By: Moose</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-953968</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Moose]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 20:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay. I got My card. (its not the 4 of Diamonds)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay. I got My card. (its not the 4 of Diamonds)</p>
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		<title>By: Riddle Box</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-945964</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Riddle Box]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 23:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did You See That Fail Lopez Tonight Show....muhahahaha]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did You See That Fail Lopez Tonight Show&#8230;.muhahahaha</p>
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		<title>By: دست نوشته</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-913534</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[دست نوشته]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 07:50:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[:))))
what a silly thief or maybe what a funny joke!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p> <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> )))<br />
what a silly thief or maybe what a funny joke!</p>
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		<title>By: Ozzy_Orion</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-843786</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ozzy_Orion]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 21:20:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is a burglar fail, but a joke win xD]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is a burglar fail, but a joke win xD</p>
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		<title>By: blondoO</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-840693</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blondoO]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 11:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it&#039;s a total win..burglars this days..]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s a total win..burglars this days..</p>
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		<title>By: trevor s</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-832327</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[trevor s]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a win]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a win</p>
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		<title>By: başyiğit</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-816366</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[başyiğit]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[haha it is comedy :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha it is comedy <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: FogHat</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-816354</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[FogHat]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 05:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[awesome, jokes on him]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>awesome, jokes on him</p>
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		<title>By: captain obvious</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-816323</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[captain obvious]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[chain comments]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>chain comments</p>
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		<title>By: Little Girl Blue &#62;ZAP!&#60; Dot Org - Marius&#39;s Sista From Another Mista</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-815230</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Little Girl Blue &#62;ZAP!&#60; Dot Org - Marius&#39;s Sista From Another Mista]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wish we had that here. No need for the bukkit anymores...

♪ What a wonderful world this would be ♫]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wish we had that here. No need for the bukkit anymores&#8230;</p>
<p>♪ What a wonderful world this would be ♫</p>
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		<title>By: Qwaz- Forum lvl 20; XP: 45,000 pts.</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-815219</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Qwaz- Forum lvl 20; XP: 45,000 pts.]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AND, praise whatever deity you wish, there&#039;s an EDIT button on all posts you make.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AND, praise whatever deity you wish, there&#8217;s an EDIT button on all posts you make.</p>
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		<title>By: KurisuMurei</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-815046</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[KurisuMurei]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What are you, some kind of barbarian or something?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What are you, some kind of barbarian or something?</p>
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		<title>By: 1zrmh9w2uq3771d</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-814673</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[1zrmh9w2uq3771d]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[too bad it wasn&#039;t the world&#039;s funniest joke. Anyone who hears it literally dies laughing. They were going to use it against the germans in world war 2. It had to be transmitted in parts by separate messengers and even some of them had to be hospitalized.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>too bad it wasn&#8217;t the world&#8217;s funniest joke. Anyone who hears it literally dies laughing. They were going to use it against the germans in world war 2. It had to be transmitted in parts by separate messengers and even some of them had to be hospitalized.</p>
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		<title>By: sambone</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-814074</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[sambone]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock knock... whose there? 
a burglar!  aaahhhaa  ha ha lol  haaaahahah]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Knock knock&#8230; whose there?<br />
a burglar!  aaahhhaa  ha ha lol  haaaahahah</p>
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		<title>By: Syn</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813810</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Syn]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My boss could have caught me watching fails when I laughet at this picture, thankfully he was too busy watching naked girls on his comp.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My boss could have caught me watching fails when I laughet at this picture, thankfully he was too busy watching naked girls on his comp.</p>
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		<title>By: JayPet94</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813690</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JayPet94]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s probably the greatest thing ever.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s probably the greatest thing ever.</p>
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		<title>By: Nick</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813673</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nick]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ah, the power of comedy.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, the power of comedy.</p>
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		<title>By: Daniel</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813232</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Daniel]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 03:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Must have been a pretty good joke.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Must have been a pretty good joke.</p>
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		<title>By: Gordon</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813184</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Gordon]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LOL thats funny]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL thats funny</p>
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		<title>By: plasticsurgeryinhouston</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813166</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[plasticsurgeryinhouston]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I remember this on a Three&#039;s Company episode.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I remember this on a Three&#8217;s Company episode.</p>
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		<title>By: areuni duboini</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813065</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[areuni duboini]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the joke was:

a lion would never cheat on his wife, but a tiger would.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the joke was:</p>
<p>a lion would never cheat on his wife, but a tiger would.</p>
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		<title>By: gusna</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813030</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[gusna]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Hatu</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-813027</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hatu]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SANTA]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SANTA</p>
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		<title>By: PhaNTIOUS</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812805</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PhaNTIOUS]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 12:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hands down one of the funniest fails ever.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hands down one of the funniest fails ever.</p>
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		<title>By: Eboreg</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812795</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Eboreg]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 11:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sounds like something I would do.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds like something I would do.</p>
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		<title>By: weirdmammajamma</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812705</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[weirdmammajamma]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 04:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wonder what the joke was...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonder what the joke was&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Nacoran</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812670</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nacoran]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s what I was thinking.  A joke that funny should have been shared in the article.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s what I was thinking.  A joke that funny should have been shared in the article.</p>
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		<title>By: coyote INFJ</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812663</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[coyote INFJ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:32:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good Lord!  Your family has had a load dumped on it.  What kind of cancer?  He wasn&#039;t moved for three days?  All surgeries are a pain in the neck.  On the whole is everyone getting better?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good Lord!  Your family has had a load dumped on it.  What kind of cancer?  He wasn&#8217;t moved for three days?  All surgeries are a pain in the neck.  On the whole is everyone getting better?</p>
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		<title>By: Admiral Apparent</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812661</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Admiral Apparent]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Enter&quot; adds a carriage return.  It does not post a comment.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Enter&#8221; adds a carriage return.  It does not post a comment.</p>
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		<title>By: Admiral Apparent</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812660</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Admiral Apparent]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:28:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There you go again.  You think violence is the answer to your problems.  You are loathsome creature.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There you go again.  You think violence is the answer to your problems.  You are loathsome creature.</p>
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		<title>By: DeepInTheHeart</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812659</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeepInTheHeart]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*coyote squeezies*
Thanks for the ice!
well it seems like everyone in my family needs a nurse (my mom is a gifted caregiver) and i&#039;m moving from one house to another watching people&#039;s pets while they&#039;re out taking care.
my dad has nasty pressure sores from not being moved for 3 days after being on a respirator after open-heart surgery, my aunt just had neck surgery and her husband just got dx&#039;d with cancer.  so everyone is in baton rouge, louisiana on a rotating basis taking care of them while i stay in parts of north texas.   i guess i&#039;m logistical support since my nursing nickname is &#039;misery.&#039;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*coyote squeezies*<br />
Thanks for the ice!<br />
well it seems like everyone in my family needs a nurse (my mom is a gifted caregiver) and i&#8217;m moving from one house to another watching people&#8217;s pets while they&#8217;re out taking care.<br />
my dad has nasty pressure sores from not being moved for 3 days after being on a respirator after open-heart surgery, my aunt just had neck surgery and her husband just got dx&#8217;d with cancer.  so everyone is in baton rouge, louisiana on a rotating basis taking care of them while i stay in parts of north texas.   i guess i&#8217;m logistical support since my nursing nickname is &#8216;misery.&#8217;</p>
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		<title>By: Ferme La Bouche *Drinks Acerglyn*</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812649</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ferme La Bouche *Drinks Acerglyn*]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*D&#039;oh, my finger twitched and hit enter...* :(
...I&#039;m glad to be integrating into failpeep culture.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*D&#8217;oh, my finger twitched and hit enter&#8230;* <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
&#8230;I&#8217;m glad to be integrating into failpeep culture.</p>
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		<title>By: Ferme La Bouche *Drinks Acerglyn*</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812648</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ferme La Bouche *Drinks Acerglyn*]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m hesitant to get involved in this, but as one of the newer failpeeps, perhaps my input may be valued?
An established group with traditions, art and shared communication is more than a group; it&#039;s a culture. When you travel, you don&#039;t display arrogance in hopes of impressing the locals. (At least most people wouldn&#039;t.) You don&#039;t sit down in a French restaurant. yell &quot;garçon&quot; at the waiter, and expect your food to not get spit in.
I come into this group as a traveler hoping to assimilate into this culture. In such a sense I exhibit humility and shame when I *oops.* As I stay longer I become more adapted to this culture. I still don&#039;t feel as if I&#039;m ready for my citizenship exam, but hopefully I&#039;ve earned my visa.
I&#039;m really not sure how else I can explain this, hopefully it&#039;s concise, but I&#039;m proud to be here. I&#039;m glad to]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m hesitant to get involved in this, but as one of the newer failpeeps, perhaps my input may be valued?<br />
An established group with traditions, art and shared communication is more than a group; it&#8217;s a culture. When you travel, you don&#8217;t display arrogance in hopes of impressing the locals. (At least most people wouldn&#8217;t.) You don&#8217;t sit down in a French restaurant. yell &#8220;garçon&#8221; at the waiter, and expect your food to not get spit in.<br />
I come into this group as a traveler hoping to assimilate into this culture. In such a sense I exhibit humility and shame when I *oops.* As I stay longer I become more adapted to this culture. I still don&#8217;t feel as if I&#8217;m ready for my citizenship exam, but hopefully I&#8217;ve earned my visa.<br />
I&#8217;m really not sure how else I can explain this, hopefully it&#8217;s concise, but I&#8217;m proud to be here. I&#8217;m glad to</p>
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		<title>By: coyote INFJ</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812646</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[coyote INFJ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[*applies soothing ice bag to DITH head*  Other than the headache, how goes it?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*applies soothing ice bag to DITH head*  Other than the headache, how goes it?</p>
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		<title>By: DeepInTheHeart</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812638</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DeepInTheHeart]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think insulting Emily/the PTB is one interesting way to get attention. . .  Yeah, let&#039;s see how that works for ya.

Can&#039;t we all just get along?  I have a headache today and all this ugliness isn&#039;t helping.
*head asplodes*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think insulting Emily/the PTB is one interesting way to get attention. . .  Yeah, let&#8217;s see how that works for ya.</p>
<p>Can&#8217;t we all just get along?  I have a headache today and all this ugliness isn&#8217;t helping.<br />
*head asplodes*</p>
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		<title>By: Avis</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812631</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Avis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You show up at a site with an already established group, break in and try to change things and somehow &lt;i&gt;we&#039;re&lt;/i&gt; the one&#039;s in the wrong?  You are not vcordie, nor does he need you to fight for him.  He&#039;s all of 13 and needs to learn the game if he wants to play.  We are not acting like pack animals, just because a number of us do not like you.  You treat everyone terribly. That &quot;Nutty Professor&quot; treats EVERYONE with the dignity they deserve.  The same dignity that they treat everyone else with.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You show up at a site with an already established group, break in and try to change things and somehow <i>we&#8217;re</i> the one&#8217;s in the wrong?  You are not vcordie, nor does he need you to fight for him.  He&#8217;s all of 13 and needs to learn the game if he wants to play.  We are not acting like pack animals, just because a number of us do not like you.  You treat everyone terribly. That &#8220;Nutty Professor&#8221; treats EVERYONE with the dignity they deserve.  The same dignity that they treat everyone else with.</p>
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		<title>By: coyote INFJ</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812629</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[coyote INFJ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[5 Eagles, you and I have never had cross words with each other before.  On the contrary.  Between you and me, what&#039;s the matter?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>5 Eagles, you and I have never had cross words with each other before.  On the contrary.  Between you and me, what&#8217;s the matter?</p>
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		<title>By: 5 Eagles</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812628</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[5 Eagles]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take a vote AA how many people like you and AE. Look at the long spam about Ae yesterday. I did something stupid I defended AE cause he didn&#039;t deserve that. But in hind site my mistake.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take a vote AA how many people like you and AE. Look at the long spam about Ae yesterday. I did something stupid I defended AE cause he didn&#8217;t deserve that. But in hind site my mistake.</p>
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		<title>By: 5 Eagles</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812625</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[5 Eagles]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You see Avis, you did not read but acted before speaking again. You can&#039;t tell people to leave it is not your web site. I don&#039;t have an attitude look up at comments at poor vcordie. You gang up on people like animals you are cowards, pack cowards. Safety in numbers. Then when things don&#039;t go as you want you call for a vote and call Emily. The nutty professor what she doing on this site it is fail blog. She should be on an site about English pros. or something. I am not your friend thank goodness. But I will be here when you so called &quot;regular trolls&quot; leave to start another site and leave this site as it is fail blog fun for all not just yourselves.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You see Avis, you did not read but acted before speaking again. You can&#8217;t tell people to leave it is not your web site. I don&#8217;t have an attitude look up at comments at poor vcordie. You gang up on people like animals you are cowards, pack cowards. Safety in numbers. Then when things don&#8217;t go as you want you call for a vote and call Emily. The nutty professor what she doing on this site it is fail blog. She should be on an site about English pros. or something. I am not your friend thank goodness. But I will be here when you so called &#8220;regular trolls&#8221; leave to start another site and leave this site as it is fail blog fun for all not just yourselves.</p>
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		<title>By: 5 Eagles</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812622</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[5 Eagles]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet you still have not come to Toronto airport coward.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yet you still have not come to Toronto airport coward.</p>
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		<title>By: Avis</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812612</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Avis]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[5 Eagles, you are the most delusional individual I have ever met.  You have offered nothing but ugliness to the fine folks at this site.  We have told you nicely that we don&#039;t appreciate that, but you didn&#039;t listen.  We tried being a bit more blunt, but you still didn&#039;t get it.  So we resorted to the only thing that you seem to understand.  Your own attitude thrown back in your face.  
You misunderstand what most of us say.  And you try to twist our words to your purpose.  You should go.  And don&#039;t come back.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>5 Eagles, you are the most delusional individual I have ever met.  You have offered nothing but ugliness to the fine folks at this site.  We have told you nicely that we don&#8217;t appreciate that, but you didn&#8217;t listen.  We tried being a bit more blunt, but you still didn&#8217;t get it.  So we resorted to the only thing that you seem to understand.  Your own attitude thrown back in your face.<br />
You misunderstand what most of us say.  And you try to twist our words to your purpose.  You should go.  And don&#8217;t come back.</p>
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		<title>By: 5 Eagles</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812610</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[5 Eagles]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:10:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is the robot Qwaz?. How have you been. Not seen you for a while. Well I hope.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is the robot Qwaz?. How have you been. Not seen you for a while. Well I hope.</p>
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		<title>By: 5 Eagles</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812608</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[5 Eagles]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ummmmm no your words are not wasted on me DW I copied them to keep in my computer. I clicked comments to make sure I had them then accidently hit enter. I just wanted the saying not the whole page.  I don&#039;t care for the hate you people carry towards me. It makes you ugly in the end. You true colours come through professor.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ummmmm no your words are not wasted on me DW I copied them to keep in my computer. I clicked comments to make sure I had them then accidently hit enter. I just wanted the saying not the whole page.  I don&#8217;t care for the hate you people carry towards me. It makes you ugly in the end. You true colours come through professor.</p>
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		<title>By: Qwaz</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812607</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Qwaz]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 02:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To Betelguese!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To Betelguese!</p>
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		<title>By: 5 Eagles</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812600</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[5 Eagles]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You first.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You first.</p>
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		<title>By: fluffy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812504</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fluffy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gahhh.. I just posted that, too. Should read all the comments before posting.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gahhh.. I just posted that, too. Should read all the comments before posting.</p>
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		<title>By: fluffy</title>
		<link>http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/burglar-fail-3/comment-page-1/#comment-812501</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[fluffy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 00:24:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It goes like this: 
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It goes like this:<br />
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!</p>
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