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*snicker*
*squeeze*
Happy Friday!!!
*HappyFridaysqueezesStarfishy*
Yayz! Fridayz!
Which reminds me, I have a Magic the Gathering tournament later today.
~I am sorry, I am going to have to ask you to leave this is a D&D blog only.~
Show me that 12 sided die, baby!
Pretty sure its a 20 sided die….
GOOGLE: WEDDING DRESS FAIL
I thought it was a 256 sided die, but I might be losing my marbles.
wasn’t that only in dexter’s lab?
What are you, some kind of barbarian or something?
I hope the contestants have as good a sense of humor as that burglar did!
They do. They grew up like me and get many references I make, we laugh all night long about jokes about southpark and various things.
The man should do a comedy bit after that. ENCOURAGEMENT WIN!
sweet as i wont to play i just got some new cards i will take you down
o and my 8 lv monk 1lv paldien 1lv roge 1lv fighter with his clock of the bat is mad ready to fight punch punch kick kick
Can someone please translate this for me? Anyone?
First post states he got some new cards and wants to fight me in magic the gathering. The second post is talking about some roleplaying game, possibly dnd and lists the characters he has: Level 8 Monk, Level 1 Paladin, Level 1 Rouge, Level 1 Fighter, with some sort of bat that he wants to hit something with. Punch Punch Kick Kick is a popular combo in some fighting games.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
START!
Select Start!
I think it has something to do with the Magic card game.
I have dated a lot of nerds.
Magic Card Game? Ooh! Ooh!
Pick a card, any card.
*Snorkgroan*
4 of diamonds?
*Readies club*
Okay. I got My card. (its not the 4 of Diamonds)
♪ I got my twelve sided die and I’m ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are coming over to my mom’s basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew.
I got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
It’s that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin! ♪
Stephen Lynch WIN
Hurrah! Fridinia Friday!
Happy Fridinia, Cloral!
Happy Fridinia, Cloral! It’s been too long since I’ve seen you. I’m not online much these days but.
Hi! *squeezies*
It wasn’t me!
*scrutinizes*
Then why are you wearing that guilty look?
I’m Catholic.
Soooo, you did it and feel guilty?
No, the other way around.
He’s no potato, Scott.
Want to do it and feel guilty? Not Catholic. Only guilt I was taught was to do crazy things for my mother since I owe her.
Ha! No, the Catholic guilt would be to not do it, but still feel guilty anyway.
Ah! Thank you
I thought that was Jewish-mother guilt. Oy.
Not just. After talking to my friends from around the world, I’m finding mothers want payback… And, as a mother, so do I!
Knock knock… whose there?
a burglar! aaahhhaa ha ha lol haaaahahah
chain comments
The laugh detector!
Very effective!
My laugh detector’s broken :/
*goes to rob Gageima’s house feeling secure*
Noooooooo!!!
Gageima, DO NOT SAY A JOKE. That is all.
I have to admit that’s sweet.
Ignoring the fact that the dude wanted to steal from them.
2nd
Douche
Gee… Good one.
^The sarcasm is strong with this one.^
Don’t you mean, “~The sarcasm is strong with this one~”?
*skipsawaywithaquickness*
Must have been some joke!
It was captivating.
*Squeeze*
How are things going for you, Avis?
*squeeze*
Things are going well, it’s getting warmer (for a few days at least) and the weekend is here!
You?
Good. Warming up here too. Lots of stuff to due this weekend.
It snowed again today! *sniff* All this white rubbish was already gone, but now it’s coming back.
Hey, at least your snow left.
*snork!*
Please get out of my head, little bird. It’s getting crowded in there…
*squeeze*
*tilts head to left*
Did I say what you were thinking?
Again?
Yes, hooray.
*snoffles*
Hee hee hee!
I wish I was a fail peep
*sigh*
I wish I was a little bit taller…
I wish I was a baller….
I wish I was Ferris Bauler.
I wish Congress would get off their a$$es and get some serious health care reform passed — and that the obstructionist
jerksmembers of the Republican Party would stop being such brats.*snickers*
That’s another way…
To count today…
But seriously NS – why should they? It works for them, doesn’t it?
Ah yes…that whole government “for the people” thing is all SO overrated anyway.
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I meant the Reps, not all of Congress. Their approval ratings go up, don’t they?
I wonder how this approval rating thing works.
What I love:
“We don’t want a government health option.
Don’t take away our Medicare”
*facepalm*
Do people understand what they say half the time?
Highly doubtful. There was a debate about just this over on Crazythingsparentssay a few days ago. I eventually had to join in the fray.
I just skipped over it, just read the very first comment. Oh. My. God. As uninformed as it gets.
There were a few others who had no clue as well. That’s what made me finally say something there. Judging from the responses I got, I’m glad I did!
Sorry, I didn’t even scroll to your comment. Just seeing some bits and pieces while I scrolled almost made me comment there…
Believe me, I understand!!!!!!
I saw the person who posted the first rant on FB, too.
Hawaii has health care for everyone and our states broke as hell and the only people who benefit are the drug addicts and welfare people who don’t work! Small businesses pay thru the nose and have to find ways to avoid paying ridiculous health care costs.
Yes. Thank you for giving us an example for that kind of rant. But we already knew how they’re structured.
The UK has healthcare for everyone and the only people that benefit are… everyone, actually.
Except the NHS, who spend all their money on God-knows-what, and will inevitably be unable to employ me.
I wish money grew on trees so we could all afford healthcare and the government would stay far far away from my body. Nothing broken they can’t make worse.
Worst words in the English language: “We’re from the government and we’re here to help!”
*squeezies on the left and right*
Do you know who you should be angry at? Do you know where the money is that should be used to give the US citizens – finally! – what every developed western nation plus many others give their citizens? I told you before, the US spends more percent of their GDP for health care than every other nation – where IS that money?
Money doesn’t have to grow on trees to pay for universal healthcare, and taking care of the sick shouldn’t be a zero-sum game.
The cost of healthcare is going to bankrupt the US if something isn’t done about the CURRENT system. The current system is unsustainable. Unsustainable! Other nations can cover their entire populace at costs far below what we are paying now.
Civilization requires government, so you might want to live in a place where you have minimal trust in the system in place.
Money doesn’t grow on trees but they’re printing it like mad, does that count?
And, AE, I’m not angry. I just value my privacy and like limited government. I do wish they were better stewards of my tax dollars, though. I wouldn’t mind the kind of money going toward education and healthcare if it were well-spent.
It’s easy to say the government is ruining everything all the time, but when it comes to our current health care issues, the system is flawed, and insurance has too much power.
You didn’t reply to my question. Where IS all that money?
I meant DITH. And no, that’s not the only answer.
Arthur, if we were giving all the answers in single posts, it wouldn’t end. And someone will typically add another component anyway. …Where is DITH? It started with DITH, right?
Bah
I’m going home.
Arthur, to answer some of your question:
ht tp://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/health/2010/03/01/cohen.health.care.bills.cnn
I’m REALLY REALLY sorry. I just thought it was a rhyme run. *Goes to sulk in the mud*
Here Arthur, “I wish I had a girl, who looked good, I would call her”.
Better, hun?
*Steps in, loves the song*
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her…
They should tell it to the police and military. New form of weaponry.
“There were zwei [two] peanuts walking down der strasse [street]. Und one was assaulted… peanut!”
Monty Python already did that. I heard it was very effective *clickie*
Too late.
by roughly 2 hours…..
What can I say, we don’t do ‘on time’ here
*grumbles*
Gahhh.. I just posted that, too. Should read all the comments before posting.
Pleads the 5th.
Drinks the 5th.
*squeeze*
How are you liking our current heat wave?
*squeeze*
I love it! I hope this signals the end of winter for us.
Don’t hold your breath, this is Chicago! It will snow in April. It always does. *sigh*
I know, wishfull thinking. The Starfish family is suffering from severe cabin fever. We can’t wait to get outside, at least until mosquito season starts.
I saw a guy walking around outside wearing a short sleeved polo shirt and shorts last night. It was about 38 degrees at the time. Some folks around here jump the gun just a bit!
Just a little. I have to admit that I wore a hoody today instead of my winter coat and was cold.
I’ve downgraded from my heavy puffy coat to a lined wool jacket, and I’m still cold! But not very. It does get warmer as you get further from the lake too.
I just love the fact I can walk outside without a coat on to start my car. Come on, Spring!!
Wow :O
*rolls in Bossendorfer 9′ concert grand*
*plays The Fifth*
You have one of these? *drools*
hehehe … you’re the only one who noticed!
No, I don’t … but wouldn’t it be wonderful?!?
Yeah. Need to get a bigger place first.
I’ve heard one played live. The bass registers *growl* … you can feel it in your feet.
Fail
A lol catburglar?
*looks around for LCB*
Eep! Where’s my bracelet?
I thought that was a children’s bracelet and sold it on ebay. Sorry.
Was it on a paper weight, about this high, black made of rubber?
When you wear a bracelet there it is called something else entirely.
The joke’s on him!
He had the right to remain silent, but not the ability.
I wonder if the cops asked them what the joke was….
lol. fail!
Wow. Just wow.
On a similar note my cat pulled the power cord out of my wireless router and someone swore loudly next door. I changed my encryption and all my passwords.
Heh, nah, as tempting as it was to have fun with this one I just let it go. Didn’t even change the name of my network to something asinine. Then again I put as little of my important information on the net as possible anyway so I wasn’t too worried/upset, more like a ‘so that’s why the net’s been slow lately’ sort of reaction. Paper copies only kids, for this reason.
He’s right. Its extremly easy to hack any type of wireless encryption now.
Correction – WEP is easy to crack. In fact there are numerous websites telling you how to do it online. WEP is almost considered worse than no encryption at all for that reason alone, with no encryption you know you’re in trouble but with WEP people think they’re secured when they’re not.
WPA2 is considerably harder to crack, particularly if you have a large enough key. Mine is long enough that it makes my roommates curse and swear at me every time they have to deal with it (which fortunately isn’t often).
Considerably harder, but still not hard. Considerably longer, definitely.
Did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night?
*anklesqueezies*
How did you know?
Haha, good kitteh.
Come to think of it I do owe her don’t I?
Nice bit of catnip or some tuna should settle the debt…
Completely OT: Something in my computer at work suddenly stopped working on Tuesday (couldn’t access an often-used program for some weird reason). IT was finally able to resolve the situation yesterday by deleting and re-creating my profile, thus wiping out all my settings. I’ve been tinkering with everything & getting things back to where they should be. I don’t remember what a bunch of my appearance settings were ’cause I hadn’t changed them in so long.
So now I’m dealing with everything not looking as it “should,” and having to catch up on the 2.5 hours I couldn’t access my computer yesterday — and I have to get everything done today because I’m leaving on vacation tomorrow. I haven’t packed & still have to do some shopping for things I’ll need.
I’m a stressball today.
Yes you should be stressed.LOL
Someone tell NS a real funny joke.
This looks like a good place.
*sets down bar*
*drops throw pillowes*
*hangs sign*
“Cuddle puddle now open for business”
I know the feeling, I just had my HD crash on my work computer about 4 weeks ago. Then 2 weeks ago after I got everything back up and running they informed me my lease is up on my current computer and it was time to get a new computer. So I have had to start over twice now.
Yay, cuddle puddle. Does anyone have some spare luck they would like to lend me?
You can have some of mine if you wish, but I wouldn’t recommend it.
Tell me about it. I was finishing up my exam on my laptop when it just crashed. Ive lost everything. A 5 page essay, an exame, a book report, instructions to an important project. Ugg.
Thats horrible!
*sorrysqueezes*
*comforts Leola*
I really need to back up my laptop when I get home tonight.
*comforts nightshayed as well*
Thanks. The worst part is my prof is all like, Where is it? Get it done or get a zero.
Thank you, Jules! A cuddle puddle is JUST what I needed!
*strips down to bathing suit*
*slips into Cuddle Puddle*
aaaaaaaah
*squeeze*
Anytime
*trips over pillow while bring in a tray of drinks*
While looks like drinks are on me.
*removes Jules’ “while” and replaces with “Well,”*
*slides into cuddle puddle*
I need some squeezing, it’s been a long, ~interesting~ week.
↓
…
Apparently it’s happened a lot recently!
~Not that you’d know anything about that~
*tilts head to the right*
Whatever do you mean?
*flutters eyelashes*
*throws ShamWow™ to Jules*
*replaces ‘while’ with ‘well’ or similar*
*adds comma*
*shakes and stirs*
Hey everybody! It’s an open house in LGBs headspace!!
*implants image into LGB’s head*
You can actually DO that with mashed potatoes?
The Vicar’s not choosy.
*strips down*
*joins Nightshayde*
*click*
Oo. You…you guys wear bathing suits?
*clutches bathrobe tighter around self*
Ummm….I’ll be right back!
*runs to the department store*
Ummm. I didn’t say.
I thought this was a costume party!
*catches a glimpse of D-Dubs*
*runs to change out of Spiderman outfit*
*wears birthday suit*
*will not say were the bow is located*
The bow is located at the opposite end from the stern.
All hands on deck?
The bow is usually at the opposite end from the stern, so it’s not on your bum. Be careful if the bow has dangly ends because there’s cats around. Cats with pointy ends. Who love to bat with said pointy ends at dangly ribbons.
I could draw you a picture if you like.
*head pops up out from under pile of pillows*
Hey, did anyone besides Jules bring drinks? I don’t fancy a furry tongue today, thank you.
*hands Judy a bottle of Scotch and pops open one for herself*
It looks like one of those days. Sláinte!
*drinks straight from the bottle*
I have drinks but they’re all inside me now.
I shall minimize the advantage you have on the road to being (slightly) drunk right now.
*gets some Chivas*
Chivasry isn’t dead!
Chivas shum of that…*glug*
Oooohhh! Rooster just bought a new fancy bottle of scotch last night! Laphroiag (or something like that) 18 year old. I think he’d shoot anyone who tried to drink straight out of the bottle though!
If my memory doesn’t lie to me that IS a very good scotch.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
May as well go suck on a peat bog as drink that stuff.
I’ll stick with my Macallan 18, thengkewveddymuch. :p
I definitely drank it years ago, but I’m unsure if I liked it. I think yes, but I might be wrong. (BTW, Chivas was the cheapest of the acceptable this time…)
Is good, is very good!. If you like scotch. I don't. But I know he likes this new one a lot.
Very nice choice.
*dives into Cuddle Puddle*
Happy Friday!
*hides under pile of pillows*
*climbs around under pillows*
*finds a hidden scott*
*tickles*
Gah! Nooo! Can’t *gasp* breathe *gasp*
*feints*
*parries*
*sigh*
See! This is why I was hiding!
*dives back under pillows*
Aw. And I thought we were having a pillow fight!
I’m just not up for it today sweetie.
*squeeze*
*makes Scott a hot toddy*
*tucks him into the pillows with a floofy blanket and a hot water bottle*
*puts the ibuprofen on the nightstand*
I hope you feel better soon, sweets.
*squeeze*
*goes to Scotty’s to plug leaks, water the garden, and take out the trash*
Hurray for Cuddle Puddles on a day like this!
*scottie snuggles*
*dith snuggles*
Hiya!
*LCB enters, laughing*
*squeezes*
*tickles*
Mel! Thanks to you and the hubby for the help on the farm!
*squeezietickles*
*squeezes*
*pats shoulder*
must have been a very good joke.
Good thing it wasn’t this joke. Clicky.
How safe is this clicky?
Its monty python. Though I can’t hear what their saying since im not aloud to have sound. Could someone summerize what happens?
It’s a nearly ten minute long video, and I’ve got a case of screen lag, I can’t help you here.
ItsIt’smonty pythonMonty Python. Though I can’t hear whattheirthey’re saying sinceimI’m notaloudallowed to have sound. Could someonesummerizesummarize what happens?Sorry — I can’t help since I can’t see the video at work. If it’s Monty Python, though, it must be funny!
It is the funniest joke EVER! Not a laughing matter, though, many good men died because of it.
Hee! I’ll have to watch it when I get a few minutes of free time tonight.
*squeeze*
Wait… does that mean you don’t know by now what sketch I’m talking about? I’m
ed
*hastily adds *squeeze**
It was translated into German by a separate team of translators, each working on one word. One translator saw two by accident, and is still in hospital.
It was a rushed post, as I had to go to french.
You should concentrate more on school and less on Failblog.
I do. I failblog after I finish my work or its silent reading.
Silent…silent is good.
I don’t talk much. I usually draw a blank when I’m trying to come up with a conversation topic.
*hands vcordie a dry, dry erase marker*
I have a feeling this is some witty thing to do with “draw a blank” but I still don’t know wtf your getting at.
When you don’t know what someone is talking about, that is your clue to sit on your hands.
Hmm. To phrase it another way “Mind explaining? I’m an idiot.”
Just because something goes through your head doesn’t mean it’s worthy to write.
Try telling that to the social networking sites.
Trust me, I know this. ^
That was directed at AE’s comment
*refreshfacepalm*
I just told you, vcordie.
@Jon: Really?
You forgot these: ~~.
Silence is golden.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Let silence be commanded.
Your time may have all shadow and silence in it.
For the benefit of silence, would thou wert so too!
Silence bestows virtue.
In other words, if you have nothing of value to say–SAY NOTHING.
This is almost funny to watch.
Almost.
I just asked a question to explain a refrence. Fine, No more questions.
Smart people speak up when they have something to say.
Other people speak up when they have to say something.
Here’s another, from good old Abe himself.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
I got the point. We can all stop poking fun at me now.
Don’t speak unless you can improve the silence.
You do realize that we’re reading this blog, right?
Of course.
My boy, this has become terribly painful to watch.
Click my name, it’s a different forum where most everyone’s your age, has rather similar interests as you, and a bit slack on their speech. A real fun place, I might also add.
I’m not trying to “Get rid of you” here, I just think I speak for everyone that you not speak up until you get some experience is all.
AND, praise whatever deity you wish, there’s an EDIT button on all posts you make.
Wish we had that here. No need for the bukkit anymores…
♪ What a wonderful world this would be ♫
*teacher voice*
Classe, répétez après moi:
Va te faire… étuider.
Watch at your own peril. Fake nose and glasses required.
D’oh! I just made the same reference up there. ↑↑
Saw it.
Well, it was almost a required reference.
Silence is golden.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Let silence be commanded.
Your time may have all shadow and silence in it.
For the benefit of silence, would thou wert so too!
Silence bestows virtue.
In other words, if you have nothing of value to say–SAY NOTHING.
I know you place no value on my words, 5 eagles–that’s why I so very rarely give them to you. I gave them to my dear friend Arthur, who I daresay does value them, and the smile that accompanied them, very much.
If you are going to throw my words back at me (or, actually Shakespeare’s words), perhaps you should do so when it’s appropriate and not a completely different situation.
This, is why im very, very, very scared of you.
Subtlety doesn’t work for you, does it? We wasted our words.
I didn’t ask a question clarifying a point. The words said to me were “When you don’t know what someone is talking about, that is your clue to sit on your hands.”
That would have been a hint.
“This, is why im very, very, very scared of you.” Not a question. I knew exactly what he was talking about. What I said had some value(Though not much)
*turns away from vcordie*
You do not have a clue what she was talking about, you do not know why she said what she said nor who the person is she was talking to. But still you posted.
She was talking to 5 eagles, referring to how he copy pasted the paragraph she posted above, and the level of intelligence and menace freaked me out a bit. So I joking replied that im scared of her. You guys post the same type of comments I make. And why such the ridicole when I ask questions. If nobody asked questions nobody would be smart, and if everyone followed the sayings you’ve been posting, no one would ever talk.
vcordie, the BEST decision you could make right now is to go do something else for about an hour, then come back and read through your posts.
In hindsight, mistakes and stupidity are often glaringly obvious, and we all learn from our mistakes.
Listen. Practice what you preach. Other then the quotes about silence, there is no value in ANY comment you guys of made since i first started lurking. That’s over 2000 comments. What you have posted is random lyrics, references to movies, and stuff about your day and *actions* There has been no informational posts other then the silence post. So, watch what you say, lest you make a fool of yourself. If you truly believed in those quotes, there would be next to no comments on this fail.
Read the entire first thread of this fail. You’ll see.
I am THIS close to emailing Emily. Votes?
Also, I really don’t care that 5 eagles trolled. It had nothing to do with my post. My post was about the level of menace and intelligence in that post. She obviously edited her comment for a while before posting it, meaning she seriously cared. Get a grip.
Also, I notice how you don’t bash any “failpeeps” when they ask a question. Quit imposing your rules on everybody else. Since you know who the real trolls are? You guys. You draw everyone into these arguments about standards. Screw you guys, You guys are crazy. You have absolutely NO idea what your talking about.
I’m never making a comment again.
There are undercurrents here that you are missing. If you do not understand those undercurrents, the comments meant nothing. There is more to communication than words, more to wit than laughter.
I know I am beating my head against a brick wall here, but the point of the regulars who post on blogs like this one is to have fun. We use quotations and references to measure the common ground between us, and if we find something we think is interesting we can investigate it and grow. Note we do not badger each other to death about it.
Also, this is not a private one-to-one conversation. You do not have to answer each and every person on the blog as if they are speaking directly to you. By doing so, you hamper other people’s ability to join in the fun, and potentially lose laughs.
*rubs forehead*
My kids will be home soon. Someone remind me to thank them for understanding how this kind of communication works.
That was very well said Mel!
*gives gold star*
Sigh. You talk about not badgering people to death, and yet what the hell just happened.
Five people saying one thing to the same person is different than one person saying the same thing five times. I’m not trying to be mean, but there is a big difference.
Watch and learn for a while. If you don’t understand what is happening here, maybe you need to take Qwaz’s advice and go someplace where there are more people your age.
Dragon, you know I don’t value many people’s words as much as yours.
As far as 5 roaches is concerned, a saying comes my mind (I’m sure you’ll understand it):
Was kümmert es die stolze Eiche, wenn sich die Wildsau an ihr reibt?
*spits*
That actually brought a little sparkly tear to my eye, Arthur.
*longwarmsqueeze*
Thank you, my friend.
Anything for you.
*squeeze*
Yet you still have not come to Toronto airport coward.
5 Eagles, you and I have never had cross words with each other before. On the contrary. Between you and me, what’s the matter?
There you go again. You think violence is the answer to your problems. You are loathsome creature.
Ummmmm no your words are not wasted on me DW I copied them to keep in my computer. I clicked comments to make sure I had them then accidently hit enter. I just wanted the saying not the whole page. I don’t care for the hate you people carry towards me. It makes you ugly in the end. You true colours come through professor.
5 Eagles, you are the most delusional individual I have ever met. You have offered nothing but ugliness to the fine folks at this site. We have told you nicely that we don’t appreciate that, but you didn’t listen. We tried being a bit more blunt, but you still didn’t get it. So we resorted to the only thing that you seem to understand. Your own attitude thrown back in your face.
You misunderstand what most of us say. And you try to twist our words to your purpose. You should go. And don’t come back.
You see Avis, you did not read but acted before speaking again. You can’t tell people to leave it is not your web site. I don’t have an attitude look up at comments at poor vcordie. You gang up on people like animals you are cowards, pack cowards. Safety in numbers. Then when things don’t go as you want you call for a vote and call Emily. The nutty professor what she doing on this site it is fail blog. She should be on an site about English pros. or something. I am not your friend thank goodness. But I will be here when you so called “regular trolls” leave to start another site and leave this site as it is fail blog fun for all not just yourselves.
You show up at a site with an already established group, break in and try to change things and somehow we’re the one’s in the wrong? You are not vcordie, nor does he need you to fight for him. He’s all of 13 and needs to learn the game if he wants to play. We are not acting like pack animals, just because a number of us do not like you. You treat everyone terribly. That “Nutty Professor” treats EVERYONE with the dignity they deserve. The same dignity that they treat everyone else with.
I think insulting Emily/the PTB is one interesting way to get attention. . . Yeah, let’s see how that works for ya.
Can’t we all just get along? I have a headache today and all this ugliness isn’t helping.
*head asplodes*
*applies soothing ice bag to DITH head* Other than the headache, how goes it?
*coyote squeezies*
Thanks for the ice!
well it seems like everyone in my family needs a nurse (my mom is a gifted caregiver) and i’m moving from one house to another watching people’s pets while they’re out taking care.
my dad has nasty pressure sores from not being moved for 3 days after being on a respirator after open-heart surgery, my aunt just had neck surgery and her husband just got dx’d with cancer. so everyone is in baton rouge, louisiana on a rotating basis taking care of them while i stay in parts of north texas. i guess i’m logistical support since my nursing nickname is ‘misery.’
Good Lord! Your family has had a load dumped on it. What kind of cancer? He wasn’t moved for three days? All surgeries are a pain in the neck. On the whole is everyone getting better?
I’m hesitant to get involved in this, but as one of the newer failpeeps, perhaps my input may be valued?
An established group with traditions, art and shared communication is more than a group; it’s a culture. When you travel, you don’t display arrogance in hopes of impressing the locals. (At least most people wouldn’t.) You don’t sit down in a French restaurant. yell “garçon” at the waiter, and expect your food to not get spit in.
I come into this group as a traveler hoping to assimilate into this culture. In such a sense I exhibit humility and shame when I *oops.* As I stay longer I become more adapted to this culture. I still don’t feel as if I’m ready for my citizenship exam, but hopefully I’ve earned my visa.
I’m really not sure how else I can explain this, hopefully it’s concise, but I’m proud to be here. I’m glad to
*D’oh, my finger twitched and hit enter…*
…I’m glad to be integrating into failpeep culture.
“Enter” adds a carriage return. It does not post a comment.
Shall we take a vote on the number of people who value your words, 5 eagles? Nobody responds to your pointless posts anymore. You’ve been reduced to taking weak pot shots at the most loved and respected people on this blog in the hopes that someone, anyone, might make a reply. You are that lonely and pathetic.
Back to the isolation with you.
Can we pop Eats, Shoots and Leaves into the isolation with him?
All he needs is increased punctuation usage, and a new personality, and we might like him again.
How do you suggest we give him a new personality, short of lobotomizing him?
*waves hacksaw nonchalantly*
Lobotomy? ~I would never do such things to such a sweet, intelligent person!~
♫ I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than have to have a frontal lobotomy. ♫
There is a history among the people and the troll involved in this discussion. If you and vcordie had any sense at all, you’d see that and stay far, far away.
I know what 5 eagles did.
I’ve been here much longer than people care to remember.
I’m not suggesting forgiveness of any kind for what he did/said, but the cheezpeeps seem to think differently on the subject, and since it’s “their business”, so to speak, I’m going to respect their decision.
This doesn’t mean he’s a nice person, in any way.
The history goes back further than the cheez incident, and since you can’t take a plain-spoken clue, either, I’m through with you, too.
*squeezes*
Forget it. He’s an immature @$$ who has never grown up. He is a child who wants knowledge handed to him on a silver platter so he can drop it in the mud. All he cares about is hurting people, for all his talk of healing. I, too, suffer a wound because of him, even though it was not dealt by him.
I will not wage war with him because of this pain. He will never be sorry for it. He may not even know that he caused it. That he must parrot DW’s words (in this case, quotation) back at her shows he is unarmed in a battle of wits, knowing only how to pick up someone else’s weapon and throw it at them like a rock. He is not worth your time, my friend.
If my friends on ICHC are willing to give him his chance, then I hope he grows.
You and DW come to the cuddle puddle, please? I have a couple of cold spots.
Thank you, Mel. *warm squeezes*
On my way, my wise and sweet kitteh-friend!
*whimpers*
Don’t forget me!
*scampers along, following the peeps*
*folds Judy in wings and flies her to the cuddle puddle*
*This* cheezpeep does not embrace him. I think very little of him, and do not respond to him over there, even if he seems to be “playing nice,” because he has shown himself elsewhere and repeatedly to be small-minded, bigoted, and misogynistic, and more specifically because he threatened someone on their personal blog for calling him on this despicable behavior.
I am amazed at how readily some of the cheezpeeps give second-, third-, fourth chances and more to those who do not deserve them, but by the same token they are too readily suckered in by fairy tales with magical happy endings which are actually pathetic ploys for sympathy.
*squeezes*
*hugs, squeezes, hedbonks, etc.*
Take a vote AA how many people like you and AE. Look at the long spam about Ae yesterday. I did something stupid I defended AE cause he didn’t deserve that. But in hind site my mistake.
My dog has no nose.
O noes! He must smell terrible!
o_o
Apparently failpeeps are well educated on Monty Python. Another reason to visit FB regularly
Yep
(apparently I had an account I never knew of)
<—- Huh? how do I get meh avatar to show!?!?
ugh…
You need to enter the email addy you created your avatar with in the box that says “Email (required – never shown publicly)”. Then, delete your temporary internet files (clear your cache). It can take a few minutes for it to show-up…
Don’t forget to remove your pants. Avatars are afraid of pants.
K
Before you do, you should carefully consider lurking for some time.
…And NOT being a “First” troll.
…And NOT calling others “son of a bitch”.
…and NOT spamming the blog by replying to nearly every post.
Ok, I see what I did wrong now……
I don’t get when you mean the email adress I created it with, I just uploaded a pic on “Profile Picture.”
FB FAQ
ht tp://failpeeps.wordpress.com/faqquity-faq-dont-talk-back/
K jules, that helped a lot but it still is not showing…
Refresh your cache.
Fyi, its showing up for all of us.
Oh, ok
thanks, I see it now.
Me too — nice one!
It’s… Grimace from the Mcdonald Gang?
I don’t get it. Who is this “a man” and why was he telling jokes?
I would hazard to guess that “a man” is one half of the aforementioned couple. As to the telling of jokes, it’s his place! He can tell all the jokes he wants!
(If I’m not mistaken, “the” would have been better than “a”, right?)
It never specified what type of “couple” they were.
That part is irrelevant. I think the sentence is actually structured correctly. For a newspaper at least.
Really? To my ears “a” sounds a bit too random in that sentence.
It’s hard to explain, but it reads correctly to me. Then again, I tend to read the poice blotter in the neighborhood paper, and they ALL read like that.
I agree Arthur…since the author used the definite plural “their home”, the definite article “the” is correct and the indefinite article “a” is wrong.
Woot!
Not the Definite Article full length VHS?
Funniest 100~ish minutes of my life.
Well “the” man, as Arthur suggested, implies the presence of just one man (besides the burglar). The genders of the couple was never mentioned, and I thought that maybe it would be funny if I were
Not reallly….. because the hamburgler has given him 24 hours notice of the break-in and hence interfering on his business.
Why haven’t you left yet?
We tell jokes, he laughs, we discover his presence, phone poice, problem solved.
We wish.
leave where?
The planet would be nice.
*snoffle*
Reminds me of the ‘joke’ headline I once saw somewhere;
“Water discovered on Mars! Beachfront properties available soon.”
You first.
To Betelguese!
Is the robot Qwaz?. How have you been. Not seen you for a while. Well I hope.
You guys need a life.
These comments are pathetic.
So nice of you to share. Buh-bye now.
We have lives. We choose to spend small quantities of our lives on a blog, having fun. Is that so wrong?
Is there a parallel to the old “who’s the bigger fool, the fool or the fool who listens to him” adage here?
very nicely put =]
And so is yours…
my life is better with butter. that’s why i stay on failblog!
*squeeziesdabuddacow*
You offering up yours?
*sneaks up behind troll*
*taps him on shoulder*
*
safety**rips trolls jugular out with his teeth*
*feasts on the flesh*
*leaves stinking pile found inside skull alone*
Apparently you need a life now too. Welcome to the hoard.
Wow, you’re more of a troll than I am…
Looks like the jokes on him. *puts on sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wow… XD
=D funny stuff.
joke WIN
that has to be one funny joke, i want to know it!!! if i ever think im getting robbed, ill walk around my house shouting jokes lol
It goes like this:
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! .. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Well he will need a sense of humor in jail.
What, no new pictures?
Not really, he could pass himself around the prison like currency.
What was the joke?
Must have been freakin’ funny
That’s what I was thinking. A joke that funny should have been shared in the article.
This is sweet! ^^
¡que pelotudo!
Wonder what the joke was…
Sounds like something I would do.
hands down one of the funniest fails ever.
SANTA
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha…
the joke was:
a lion would never cheat on his wife, but a tiger would.
I think I remember this on a Three’s Company episode.
LOL thats funny
Must have been a pretty good joke.
Ah, the power of comedy.
That’s probably the greatest thing ever.
My boss could have caught me watching fails when I laughet at this picture, thankfully he was too busy watching naked girls on his comp.
too bad it wasn’t the world’s funniest joke. Anyone who hears it literally dies laughing. They were going to use it against the germans in world war 2. It had to be transmitted in parts by separate messengers and even some of them had to be hospitalized.
awesome, jokes on him
haha it is comedy
This is a win
it’s a total win..burglars this days..
this is a burglar fail, but a joke win xD
what a silly thief or maybe what a funny joke!
Did You See That Fail Lopez Tonight Show….muhahahaha